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2012-05-18 12:19:19 PM  
Wow, this penis-eating bacteria is getting out of control. Two devoured peni in one day!
 
2012-05-18 12:56:44 PM  
Posted in Geek? I thought that geeks didn't have sex so not having a penis shouldn't matter that much.

/penis or not, flesh eating bacteria is some scary shiat
 
2012-05-18 02:26:11 PM  
Bacterial slut.
 
2012-05-18 02:26:50 PM  
I understand that there may be some medical culpability if there was lack of screening for suitability for a procedure, but I'm not sure why he's suing the anesthesiologist (except that maybe he's the only available target). Why wouldn't it be the performing surgeon?
 
2012-05-18 02:27:34 PM  
so if u can't have sex, don't.

why the hell would u want to if u can't?
 
2012-05-18 02:29:42 PM  
www.supportourribbons.com
 
2012-05-18 02:34:59 PM  
A lot of penis in the news today.
 
2012-05-18 02:36:12 PM  
[tag] + penis = NO PENIS

Is that some kind of New Math?
 
2012-05-18 02:36:45 PM  
and that's why you don't fark a zombie
 
2012-05-18 02:47:50 PM  
If I lost my penis I'm pretty sure I'd go on a killing spree and try to beat that Asian guys score.
 
2012-05-18 02:49:52 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-18 02:53:54 PM  
I predict a media frenzy rivaling the Aimee Copeland one.
 
2012-05-18 02:56:42 PM  
An anesthesiologist is in charge of determining whether it is OK to proceed with the anesthetic, not the surgery. Surgeons' mistakes are surgeons' mistakes; uncontrolled diabetes is a big risk for postoperative infection.


"An excellent surgeon deserves an excellent anesthesiologist; a poor surgeon REQUIRES one."
 
2012-05-18 02:58:57 PM  
At first glance I thought it was [fag] + penis= NO PENIS


/NTTAWWT
 
2012-05-18 02:59:48 PM  

jabelar: I understand that there may be some medical culpability if there was lack of screening for suitability for a procedure, but I'm not sure why he's suing the anesthesiologist (except that maybe he's the only available target). Why wouldn't it be the performing surgeon?


That's pretty much the defense: "Why the hell are you suing ME?" And in any but the most insane court, the case would be thrown out. This is like getting food poisoning at a restaurant, and suing the bus boy.
 
2012-05-18 03:08:11 PM  
Stephen King's newest novel?
 
2012-05-18 03:20:29 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Of all the news items, in all the towns, in all the world, I clicked on this one.
 
2012-05-18 03:23:47 PM  
This made me cringe as bad as that article last week about the guy that was suing for having a catheter ripped out. You know... This one.
 
2012-05-18 03:32:36 PM  
bikegearonline.co.za

What an 'Airoh' might look like.
 
2012-05-18 03:33:24 PM  

offmymeds: [bikegearonline.co.za image 591x591]

What an 'Airoh' might look like.


Oops. Wrong thread.
 
2012-05-18 03:35:50 PM  
I told him, "Don't stick your dick in the Crazy" but he wouldn't listen!
 
2012-05-18 03:42:45 PM  
Did he loose his fingers, lips and tongue too? Sure it sucks tremendously to be without a penis, but to not be able to be intimate ... all I can say is "amateur"
 
2012-05-18 04:36:22 PM  

namegoeshere: Wow, this penis-eating bacteria is getting out of control. Two devoured peni in one day!


the guy had major heart problems, diabetes and didn't seem to like doctors. Not really feeling sorry for somebody who only goes to the doctor cause his dick don't work. All the while ignoring everything else. If you have those problems then your dick just isn't going to work. Loose the weight and deal with the diabetes, chances are good it will improve your cock fights.

If more guys knew that being fat and unhealthy makes your dick not work, never mind that most woman don't want fat lazy men, then maybe more people would take care of them selves. Instead of showing nasty tar filled lungs, stomas and choked hearts show a few broken cocks and people will get with it.
 
2012-05-18 05:48:51 PM  
i.imgur.com

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2012-05-18 06:18:42 PM  
This would make a great part in Alanis Moristettes "Ironic" song... Don't ya think?
 
2012-05-18 06:55:13 PM  

namegoeshere: Wow, this penis-eating bacteria is getting out of control. Two devoured peni in one day!


.... sorry.

:(
 
2012-05-18 06:56:47 PM  
i249.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-18 07:27:51 PM  
The anesthesiologist is probably the only practitioner that didn't get a waiver from the patient beforehand.
 
2012-05-18 07:28:49 PM  

xanadian: [WaynesWorld.jpg]


Excellent!
 
2012-05-18 07:47:06 PM  
i723.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-18 07:51:10 PM  
NO PENIS? Call Spencer Aronfeld, lawyer to the dickless.
www.aronfeld.com
And remember, "Spencer Aronfeld" anagrams to "Peen Rancor's Fled."
 
2012-05-18 09:06:30 PM  

namegoeshere: Wow, this penis-eating bacteria is getting out of control. Two devoured peni in one day!


Penes.
 
2012-05-18 09:06:37 PM  
Dude.

Nightmares are made of lesser stuffs.

;)
 
2012-05-18 09:31:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-18 09:47:27 PM  

offmymeds: offmymeds: [bikegearonline.co.za image 591x591]

What an 'Airoh' might look like.

Oops. Wrong thread.


Oddly enough, still vaguely appropriate though.
 
2012-05-18 10:20:49 PM  
I've been talking to surgeons about having mine removed, but it's rather expensive and there are multiple years of meeting certain criteria before it can happen. This guy took the quicker route.
 
2012-05-18 11:00:23 PM  
Err... so was it gangrene or was it a flesh-eating bacteria? That's not nearly the same thing.
 
2012-05-19 02:38:20 AM  

Invisible Pedestrian: [i.imgur.com image 320x240]

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I can't believe it took that long for that to be posted. Thank you.
 
2012-05-19 05:27:41 AM  
Yet another life ruined by the scourge of Wangrene.
 
2012-05-21 03:48:02 PM  
if you must get flesh eating bacteria, try not to get it on your dick.

that is all.
 
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