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(The Sun)   '9/11 dust' is thought to have killed Donna Summer   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 104
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2012-05-18 01:15:56 PM  
Are they sure it really wasn't from the 'toot toot'..?
 
2012-05-18 01:25:03 PM  
Damn you, terrorists!.
 
2012-05-18 01:25:12 PM  
Ashes to ashes, dust til death.
 
2012-05-18 01:25:18 PM  

Godscrack: Are they sure it really wasn't from the 'toot toot'..?


Hey! Beep Beep!
 
2012-05-18 01:25:21 PM  
Thought by Donna Summer, at any rate.
 
2012-05-18 01:25:59 PM  
i wasn't aware that the common street name for blow was "9/11 dust"

i feel so hip now
 
2012-05-18 01:26:10 PM  
The Hulkster claims another one.
 
2012-05-18 01:26:30 PM  
As someone who was enveloped in the cloud of crap as the towers fell...I call BS...unless I currently have cancer and don't know it....haven't been to the doctors in years.....
 
2012-05-18 01:27:07 PM  
She lost a sister and her mother to cancer. So I would think genetics probably played a few notes in her death song as well.
 
2012-05-18 01:27:22 PM  
Where were you when they killed Donna Summer?
Did it make you feel like crying,
Or did you think it was kind of gay?

Well I, for one, believe Donna Summer.
Oh yeah yeah yeah. Nine-Eleven.

I said Nine-Eleven, Nine-Eleven, Nine-Eleven, Niiine... Eleven.
 
2012-05-18 01:28:02 PM  
Good, it's about time we invaded some place. Where to, guys?
 
2012-05-18 01:28:43 PM  
I said, 'Honey, I feel like terrorism, high on top of the buildings.'

Summers was the 13th hijacker!
 
2012-05-18 01:29:39 PM  
9/11 Dust made me drink 17 Old Styles last night!
 
2012-05-18 01:29:55 PM  

ferretman: As someone who was enveloped in the cloud of crap as the towers fell...I call BS...unless I currently have cancer and don't know it....haven't been to the doctors in years.....


So an n = 1 should be enough to utterly disprove any link between 9/11 dust and cancer? I don't think someone understands how cancer works.
 
2012-05-18 01:30:16 PM  
Disco is dead... at the hands of terrorists.

Praise allah.
 
2012-05-18 01:30:57 PM  
Guess we need to invade another country again. ... UGANDA! You've won the prize as the next country to be invaded...
 
2012-05-18 01:31:07 PM  
I Thought it was the Studio 54 dust
 
2012-05-18 01:31:11 PM  
Have you ever sucked dick for 9/11 dust?
 
2012-05-18 01:31:57 PM  
Wangiss: Good, it's about time we invaded some place. Where to, guys?

Spain, no one would expect it
 
2012-05-18 01:33:10 PM  

Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: ferretman: As someone who was enveloped in the cloud of crap as the towers fell...I call BS...unless I currently have cancer and don't know it....haven't been to the doctors in years.....

So an n = 1 should be enough to utterly disprove any link between 9/11 dust and cancer? I don't think someone understands how cancer works.



Maybe someone else doesn't understand how sarcasm works.

Just say'n.
 
2012-05-18 01:33:21 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: Guess we need to invade another country again. ... UGANDA! You've won the prize as the next country to be invaded...


Hasa diga ebowai!
 
2012-05-18 01:34:13 PM  
Dust and a disco legend have a different connotation in my mind...
 
2012-05-18 01:34:23 PM  
9/11 dust made me fat.
 
2012-05-18 01:34:54 PM  
...from the terrorism fairy.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-18 01:35:07 PM  
Never mind that she was a smoker too.
 
2012-05-18 01:37:31 PM  
Yeah but what the mainstream media doesn't tell you is all the Jews were evacuated from her lungs before she breathed it in.
 
2012-05-18 01:40:05 PM  

gunga galunga: Where were you when they killed Donna Summer?
Did it make you feel like crying,
Or did you think it was kind of gay?

Well I, for one, believe Donna Summer.
Oh yeah yeah yeah. Nine-Eleven.

I said Nine-Eleven, Nine-Eleven, Nine-Eleven, Niiine... Eleven.


Sounds like a natural for the Rudy 2016 Campaign theme song.
 
2012-05-18 01:40:30 PM  

Wangiss: Good, it's about time we invaded some place. Where to, guys?


[x]. Manhattan
[o] Berlin
 
2012-05-18 01:40:47 PM  
www.nypost.com

\told ya
 
2012-05-18 01:41:14 PM  

neversubmit: Have you ever sucked dick for 9/11 dust?


Thread over. Turn the lights off.
 
2012-05-18 01:41:40 PM  

LessO2: Never mind that she was a smoker too.


Yeah, two packs a day had nothing to do with her lung cancer, it was 9/11 dust!

/guessing two packs, probably less
 
2012-05-18 01:41:45 PM  
9/11- 10 years ago. Donna Summer dies after "several years" of battling cancer. Even the most aggressive known cancer causing toxins take several years to cause cancer in humans. The time line only fits in some trial lawyers auto-erotic fantasy. The way this story is spreading around the world, that's exactly what its turning out to be.
 
2012-05-18 01:42:03 PM  

highendmighty: Godscrack: Are they sure it really wasn't from the 'toot toot'..?

Hey! Beep Beep!


You owe me a new keyboard, you magnificent bastard.
 
2012-05-18 01:42:46 PM  
It killed my friends' dad... he was somehow involved with removing the gold reserves under the towers (security maybe?). Diagnosed with mesothelioma about a year later, dead a year after that. Never smoked a day in his life, and never worked around asbestos except for right then.

Hmmm, could it be related?
 
2012-05-18 01:43:03 PM  

neversubmit: Have you ever sucked dick for 9/11 dust?


I seen him!
 
2012-05-18 01:43:56 PM  
9/11 dust? Sounds like some new kind of kick!
Link
 
2012-05-18 01:44:57 PM  

Oldiron_79: Wangiss: Good, it's about time we invaded some place. Where to, guys?

Spain, no one would expect it


Screw that, we should go back to Vietnam.

/oh, you make-a moovee? Not this time pal.
 
2012-05-18 01:45:05 PM  
I'm sure that I'm the only person who saw TheSun and didn't click the link.
 
2012-05-18 01:45:32 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-18 01:46:03 PM  

neversubmit: Have you ever sucked dick for 9/11 dust?


You promised not to tell!
 
2012-05-18 01:46:06 PM  
Why was she snorting it?
 
2012-05-18 01:47:53 PM  
radon.
 
2012-05-18 01:48:29 PM  
This time, I don't know if it's for real.
 
2012-05-18 01:48:47 PM  

The_Eliminator: It killed my friends' dad... he was somehow involved with removing the gold reserves under the towers (security maybe?). Diagnosed with mesothelioma about a year later, dead a year after that. Never smoked a day in his life, and never worked around asbestos except for right then.

Hmmm, could it be related?


That type of cancer takes a long time to develop. Like 20 years.
 
2012-05-18 01:52:36 PM  
Residual thermite exposure! Damn it to you Mossad!
 
2012-05-18 01:52:43 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i47.tinypic.com image 640x653]


lol, keyboard, etc.
 
2012-05-18 01:58:03 PM  

LessO2: Never mind that she was a smoker too.


Now they can claim it was a cigarette related death. Push those stats up.
 
2012-05-18 02:00:13 PM  
I heard that was some "Hot Stuff"
 
2012-05-18 02:00:22 PM  
She recalled in 2008: "My husband and I were walking down the street. I had this feeling. I said, 'Honey, I feel like terrorism, high on top of the buildings.'

Other than the fact that the attacks weren't "high on top of the buildings," she was spot-on.

"I knew something was going to happen. When it did, I flipped out."

Why didn't she warn anyone? Oh, she said "Honey, I feel like terrorism," just like someone else would say "I feel like going on vacation." She was in on the plot.
 
2012-05-18 02:00:37 PM  
I suppose it's possible, but the 9/11 dust cloud was a huge event in one of the most densely populated places in the country. If this is what killed her I would expect to see many more deaths from the same cause around the same time, unless she could somehow be shown to be especially susceptible or resistant to the stuff, and AFAIK she hasn't.
 
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