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(US SEC)   If you choose a CEO with no qualifications beyond "a guy you met kite-surfing in Malibu," the government might realize you're running a scam. Or Yahoo   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, CEO, Malibu, securities laws, Sherman Oaks, shell companies, the City of London, Regulation S, escrow  
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2643 clicks; posted to Business » on 18 May 2012 at 1:38 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-05-18 01:52:07 PM  
You know... one thing I haven't seen mentioned through all of this... was he any good as a CEO?
2012-05-18 01:52:30 PM  
We only want our established criminals in C level positions. There's no room for noobs in that society.
2012-05-18 03:50:46 PM  

/only then it would be some crusty old broad you met in a dive bar
2012-05-18 04:10:19 PM  
I saw this episode of Law & Order. You see, the broken glass was on the outside of the house instead of the inside so detectives knew the robbery was faked. Can't remember who did it though. If it comes to me I'll be sure to alert the authorities.
2012-05-18 04:14:35 PM  
Yeah it went bad, went real bad.
2012-05-18 04:48:58 PM  
I can be a CEO then!!!
2012-05-18 05:50:43 PM  
Nice headline.... A+, would LOL again.
2012-05-18 06:06:11 PM  

Honest Bender: You know... one thing I haven't seen mentioned through all of this... was he any good as a CEO?

Well, his decision to go full patent troll against Facebook earned him a lot of ill will.
2012-05-18 06:37:34 PM  
They have boats?
2012-05-18 07:56:11 PM  
Two for the price of one!
2012-05-18 10:00:30 PM
2012-05-19 03:08:37 PM  
I've self-incorporated for tax reasons, so I'm really getting a kick out of this article describing clearly fraudulent behavior.

/note to self: probably want to hire a PR manager and get a lawyer on retainer
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