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(Deadspin) Video Adventures in local news reporting: "Fark you, I hope you get AIDS" with a bonus drunk, shirtless man falling out of a window behind a reporter   (deadspin.com) divider line 22
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2012-05-18 10:14:15 AM
By people with disabilities they mean "the occasional war vet or someone else who has lost a limb, plus 10 million fatties whose knees hurt because they are so farking fat".
 
2012-05-18 10:26:01 AM
With footage of people with disabilities just in case you don't know what they look like.
 
2012-05-18 11:12:40 AM
Let me guess - Philadelphia.

Clicks: Yep.
 
2012-05-18 11:23:09 AM
I'm fine with reserving a few spots for the handicapped, but why do they always have to get the best spots? And the "reporter" is an even bigger douche for "covering" this "breaking news". So is the news org who made him do this ridiculous story. Isn't there some kind of world economic crisis to report on?
 
2012-05-18 11:54:25 AM
Try parking a sports car in a handicapped spot (with a handicapped passenger). Oh, the "go fark yourselfs" I have given.
 
2012-05-18 12:08:56 PM
The bonus video of the drunk, shirtless falling guy is inexplicably hilarious with sound off.
 
2012-05-18 12:49:59 PM
A few weeks ago while walking around Epcot, my family and I noticed quite a few people on ECV's hanging out in the France Pavilion. They were all a bunch of 20-something's and looked perfectly normal. Save for the shirts proclaiming "Watch Your Ankles Tour 2". Being physically handicapped (birth defect, I need a prosthetic to walk) made me a little....angry seeing as I was walking around without any problems. Not a single person looked to have a REAL reason to be on the ECV. You may ask how I can be so callous or mean, they may have had some problems. That's true. One guy did. Major problem with driving an ECV and drinking a pint of beer....at the same time.

/not sure if CSB but is kinda relevant
//Was my birthday, drank nicely that day :D
 
2012-05-18 03:20:51 PM
The best part of the story where the guy jumps out of the window and falls is the way he gets up, looks at the camera, and gives a drunken

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2012-05-18 03:30:22 PM
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2012-05-18 04:07:05 PM
You also shouldn't park in handicap spots if you're not licensed. But that's already against the law and people can be ticketed for it. So it's literally not an issue.

SO WHY WASTE THE TIME REPORTING IT ON THE NEW?!
The world is in economic, social and environmental upheaval and the only thing this "news" station shows on TV is some asshole who parked in the wrong spot and is spouts a string of slurs.

This right here is why American journalism is bullshiat.
 
2012-05-18 04:08:12 PM
Also, drunk guy falling out of the window and giving a thumbs is .... awesome!
 
2012-05-18 04:21:32 PM
To me, it looked like the Drunk guy jumped off the front porch.
 
2012-05-18 04:21:41 PM
Sorry, that person is jumping off the porch.

/it's the landing you got to stick
 
2012-05-18 06:42:19 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: You also shouldn't park in handicap spots if you're not licensed. But that's already against the law and people can be ticketed for it. So it's literally not an issue.

SO WHY WASTE THE TIME REPORTING IT ON THE NEW?!
The world is in economic, social and environmental upheaval and the only thing this "news" station shows on TV is some asshole who parked in the wrong spot and is spouts a string of slurs.

This right here is why American journalism is bullshiat.


I think you've got it backwards. The "journalism" you refer to is a profit commodity. We The People are the customers. Everything they do is because they believe it's what we want from them. If we wanted something different, they would give it to us. We have this because this is what we ask for. Not you personally, of course, and not me, either, I agree. But most of us. Take a look at what's popular on TV. Take a stroll through Walmart some afternoon and look at the people. Listen to a few different AM radio shows where people call in. Check out what kind of movies are selling. That's us. Not you and me as individuals, but "us" as The People who decide what's popular and what's going to sell. And we are quite obviously pretty stupid, mindless, and self-centred. That's why our government sucks: because we do. And that's why our journalism sucks: because we do.
 
2012-05-18 08:28:23 PM
.. spots like this, reserved for the laziest of fatties
 
2012-05-18 10:10:28 PM
Was that a Dominos pizza and a liquor store?
 
2012-05-19 10:21:56 AM

stiletto_the_wise: I'm fine with reserving a few spots for the handicapped, but why do they always have to get the best spots?


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HellRaisingHoosier: The world is in economic, social and environmental upheaval and the only thing this "news" station shows on TV is some asshole who parked in the wrong spot and is spouts a string of slurs.


This is the only thing the station has put on TV? They haven't done any other news coverage other than this story?

Interesting.
 
2012-05-19 05:59:48 PM
Am I missing the guy falling out of the window? I've watched the video ten times and I'm not seeing it.
 
2012-05-19 09:29:35 PM
most states require a sign in front of the space to make it legal and i didn't see one but i didn't see the drunk guy either
 
2012-05-19 09:31:58 PM
OK THE GUY IS IN ANOTHER VIDEO CLIP DOWN THE PAGE......
 
2012-05-20 09:17:47 PM

dstanley: Am I missing the guy falling out of the window? I've watched the video ten times and I'm not seeing it.


Scroll down for video.
 
2012-05-20 09:36:11 PM
Ah. Thanks.
 
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