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(AZCentral)   Møøse reboots Logan's Run, seeks sanctuary, but ran right into the Sandman   (azcentral.com) divider line 44
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3992 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 May 2012 at 11:24 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-05-18 08:59:47 AM  
Renew! Renew!
 
2012-05-18 11:26:51 AM  
nasti!
 
2012-05-18 11:27:32 AM  
Am I going to get my time back?
 
2012-05-18 11:28:15 AM  
They should have shot him full of goose juice. Mooses don't like the juices of gooses.
 
2012-05-18 11:28:44 AM  
popomaticjeff.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-18 11:29:19 AM  

mikewadestr: They should have shot him full of goose juice. Mooses don't like the juices of gooses.


what's juice for the moose is juice to meander
 
2012-05-18 11:30:20 AM  
mimg.ugo.com
I don't blame the moose, carousel is a scam
 
2012-05-18 11:31:53 AM  
No comment from the co-conspirator?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-18 11:36:08 AM  
Will be released into the Blacksmith Fork Canyon Sanctuary.
 
2012-05-18 11:39:11 AM  
Well that's a stretch.

but...

cdn.chud.com

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2012-05-18 11:40:37 AM  

medius: [popomaticjeff.files.wordpress.com image 288x216]


Came for Christine McGlade and leaving with memories of early boyhood boners.
 
2012-05-18 11:41:02 AM  
I came expecting news of an ultra-dark Nordic-emo reboot, but I leave disappointed...
 
2012-05-18 11:42:30 AM  
A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink"
 
2012-05-18 11:43:21 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Well that's a stretch.

but...

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Awww yeah! Something about 70's tits that's just...special.
 
2012-05-18 11:43:43 AM  
He'll attract a lot of mates with his yellow earrings.
 
2012-05-18 11:49:17 AM  

Snapper Carr: A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink"


darn it.. You beat me to it.
 
2012-05-18 11:51:03 AM  
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti
 
2012-05-18 11:52:34 AM  

Benjimin_Dover: memories of early boyhood boners


what kind of prevert daydreams of prepubescent erections?
 
2012-05-18 11:54:20 AM  
Ah, memories of my brother and I running around the house and outside (back when kids went outside) shouting "RUNNER!" and imaginary blaster shots. Good times.
 
2012-05-18 11:54:22 AM  

GBmanNC: StoPPeRmobile: Well that's a stretch.

but...

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Awww yeah! Something about 70's tits that's just...special.


She was even in the new Avengers movie..but sadly in shadow.
 
2012-05-18 11:58:07 AM  

GBmanNC: StoPPeRmobile: Well that's a stretch.

but...

[cdn.chud.com image 570x350]

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Awww yeah! Something about 70's tits that's just...special.


While sparse I am enjoying that about watching The Rockford files now.
 
2012-05-18 12:01:36 PM  

medius:


You magnificent bastard.
 
2012-05-18 12:05:12 PM  

Void_Beavis: medius:

You magnificent bastard.


Watch it! You can't do that on television.
 
2012-05-18 12:31:43 PM  
Where's the lifeclock on a moose? On the moose knuckle?
 
2012-05-18 12:39:11 PM  
An excuse for a Jenny Agutter thread?

content6.flixster.com
 
2012-05-18 12:41:31 PM  
That's just because Delirium was driving.
 
2012-05-18 12:48:25 PM  

minnesotaboy: An excuse for a Jenny Agutter thread?

[content6.flixster.com image 427x353]


Who needs an excuse.
imgsrv1.pxdrive.com
 
2012-05-18 12:50:39 PM  
minnesotaboy SmartestFunniest 2012-05-18 12:39:11 PM


An excuse for a Jenny Agutter thread?


She sure is purrty. But based on my knowledge of 70's pron, I'm guessing there is a very bushy bush underneath that toga.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Gosh, i wish she had done pron.
 
2012-05-18 12:51:50 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: minnesotaboy: An excuse for a Jenny Agutter thread?

[content6.flixster.com image 427x353]

Who needs an excuse.
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Would post pics from "Walkabout", but...
media.trb.com
 
2012-05-18 01:01:11 PM  
Division of Wildlife Resources officers tried to corner the wandering bull moose on Wednesday morning when the animal ran away. It was stopped when conservation officer Mark Burgess shot it with a tranquilizer dart.

Should have used a Homer. It's an inconvenience for the disposal teams, but once a runner, always a runner, I say.
 
2012-05-18 01:03:58 PM  
I'll just leave these.....

www.celebritywallpapers123.com

NSFW, Bonus for TFettes

And today:

static.guim.co.uk

/very hot
 
2012-05-18 01:06:03 PM  

You Are All Sheep: GBmanNC: StoPPeRmobile: Well that's a stretch.

but...

[cdn.chud.com image 570x350]



Awww yeah! Something about 70's tits that's just...special.

She was even in the new Avengers movie..but sadly in shadow.



I had no idea until I watched it. Took a a couple of minutes before I managed to figure out why she looked so familiar. I don't think I'd seen her in anything since maybe the early-90s.
 
2012-05-18 01:10:57 PM  

maxximillian:
I don't blame the moose, carousel is a scam.

www.amoeba.com

No it isn't, Sandmen always renew.

 
2012-05-18 01:16:05 PM  
Mind you, møøse bites kan be pretty nasty
 
2012-05-18 01:28:57 PM  

Sweaty Dynamite: Will be released into the Blacksmith Fork Canyon Sanctuary.


Ees funnier if'n ya'll move the space over one word...i.e.

Black Forksmith Canyon Santuary

/yeah, I know
//still funnier
///Sanctuary!
 
2012-05-18 01:36:23 PM  
THERE IS NO SANCTUAREEEHHH

/still gives me the creeps
 
2012-05-18 01:37:09 PM  

OtherLittleGuy:
NSFW, Bonus for TFettes


You could fall in love with an Orangutan in that.
 
2012-05-18 01:47:31 PM  
I'm advising my sister to stay indoors until this issue is resolved.
 
2012-05-18 01:57:17 PM  

bingo the psych-o: maxximillian:
I don't blame the moose, carousel is a scam.

[www.amoeba.com image 320x240]

No it isn't, Sandmen always renew.


Lighten up, Francis
 
2012-05-18 09:36:21 PM  
Indeed.
 
2012-05-18 10:34:53 PM  
 
2012-05-18 11:11:45 PM  

minnesotaboy: An excuse for a Jenny Agutter thread?

[content6.flixster.com image 427x353]


Wouldn't an advanced civilization wear undies?
 
2012-05-19 10:41:16 AM  
Probably was just looking for a nice meal of fish, sea greens, and plankton from the sea.
 
2012-05-19 10:58:35 AM  

minnesotaboy: An excuse for a Jenny Agutter thread?

[content6.flixster.com image 427x353]


Holy crap, what a huge bottom half she has. Not a very flattering look for her.
 
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