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(The Sun)   Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the quikrete. We have the capability to build the world's first living statue   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 27
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2012-05-17 11:02:03 PM
That truly is one of the most stupid things I have ever read. The man did not have Portland cement implanted in his chest.

He may have had a plate cemented in with bone cement (polymethyl methacrylate) but even that is doubtful.

The Sun is as usual a rag.
 
2012-05-18 12:57:18 AM
Where do I get this kick ass internal body armor? Er, armour?
 
2012-05-18 04:50:48 AM
Hard core.
 
2012-05-18 04:56:23 AM
So... mother died of cancer and lumps have spontenously appeared on his bones so that he has needed them surgically removed 17 times over 14 years?

I think Darwin is trying to tell him something...
 
2012-05-18 05:09:00 AM
I went to the Page Three girls instead.
 
2012-05-18 05:19:23 AM
Galatea begs to differ.
 
2012-05-18 05:47:20 AM
Don't Blink!
 
2012-05-18 05:53:11 AM
The only one with cement in their body is the author of this tripe and it's in the head!
 
2012-05-18 05:53:28 AM
Thought at first this was about the reconstruction of Big Butter Jesus, relieved it's not. I don't want to drive by a moving Jesus stature every day to and from work.
 
2012-05-18 06:43:23 AM
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
 
2012-05-18 07:13:08 AM

feckingmorons: That truly is one of the most stupid things I have ever read. The man did not have Portland cement implanted in his chest.


Yeah, this is pretty much what I came here to say.
 
2012-05-18 07:18:00 AM
Did they have to put some kind of scroll in his mouth at any point?
 
2012-05-18 07:20:55 AM
from a less retarded article

"To stop his chest from caving in, the verger was then fitted with a 25cm square panel that was 4mm thick  made from a plastic mesh filled with an acrylic cement.  Muscle from his shoulder was used to repair his diaphragm."
 
2012-05-18 07:22:19 AM

A snake wearing a sweater: from a less retarded article

"To stop his chest from caving in, the verger was then fitted with a 25cm square panel that was 4mm thick  made from a plastic mesh filled with an acrylic cement.  Muscle from his shoulder was used to repair his diaphragm."


Well, since you put it like that...

...I can't make any Cask of Amontillado references now. :(
 
2012-05-18 07:30:16 AM

SkunkWerks: feckingmorons: That truly is one of the most stupid things I have ever read. The man did not have Portland cement implanted in his chest.

Yeah, this is pretty much what I came here to say.


I don't care about the type of cement. I say lets see who put their initials in the cement before it hardened.
 
2012-05-18 07:32:32 AM

lack of warmth: SkunkWerks: feckingmorons: That truly is one of the most stupid things I have ever read. The man did not have Portland cement implanted in his chest.

Yeah, this is pretty much what I came here to say.

I don't care about the type of cement. I say lets see who put their initials in the cement before it hardened.

"For the love of God!
Love,
~Montressor"


I feel so much better now.
 
2012-05-18 07:48:48 AM
www.woodus.com

R.I.P. Living Statue
 
2012-05-18 08:06:03 AM

ZurkisPhreek: So... mother died of cancer and lumps have spontenously appeared on his bones so that he has needed them surgically removed 17 times over 14 years?

I think Darwin is trying to tell him something...


Indeed he is. Thanks to the growth and development of humanity, an individual who would have died is still alive and part of the community.

Praise Darwin indeed, for science and technology have made us fitter.
 
2012-05-18 08:10:46 AM
Job has already been taken.

26.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-18 08:42:42 AM
Not yet?
collider.com
/he shot first
 
2012-05-18 08:49:43 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-18 08:50:07 AM
www.aotg.com

I just want you to know, we're all counting on you...
 
2012-05-18 08:58:01 AM

Coelacanth: Don't Blink!


www.roundtree7.com
 
2012-05-18 09:34:22 AM
images.sodahead.com

Here's the bricklayer doctor responsible.

When asked for comment, the patient simply said, "NO KILL I."
 
2012-05-18 09:45:53 AM

hogans: [images.sodahead.com image 350x259]

Here's the bricklayer doctor responsible.

When asked for comment, the patient simply said, "NO KILL I."


Came for this. Well played, sir.
 
2012-05-18 11:26:54 AM
Not the bird bath. Oh no not the bird bath!

/obscure?
 
2012-05-20 01:23:59 PM
"Don Giovanni! a cenar teco m'invitasti...

or

"A Stoneman draws near!
Command?"

/first things I thought of
 
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