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(The Sun)   Axl Rose suffers nasty injuries to one of his SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA KNEES, KNEEEEEEEEEEEES   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 70
    More: Scary, Axl Rose, KNEEEEEEEEEEEES, human beings, Liz Taylor, Alanis Morissette, BGT, Christie Brinkley, Sir Tom Jones  
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2012-05-17 05:53:21 PM  
www.macmeisters.com
 
2012-05-17 06:06:17 PM  
That's funny. I don't care who you are.
 
2012-05-17 06:10:30 PM  
Bravo.
 
2012-05-17 06:11:51 PM  
Goddamn you subby, now that is stuck in my head!

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

/+1
 
2012-05-17 06:27:03 PM  
Fans had complained Axl took to the stage more than two hours late at Stadium Live, but the concert was a success

How could this be a surprised by this? Every damn story I read about GnR mentions that Axl Rose is _x_ hours late taking the stage.

Are his fans all goldfish? Do they just walk around, perpetually shocked by any event that they haven't encountered in the previous 4 seconds?
 
2012-05-17 06:27:50 PM  

gilgigamesh: How could this be a surprised by this


Alrighty then. Time to lay off the whisky for a while.
 
2012-05-17 06:31:24 PM  

gilgigamesh: gilgigamesh: How could this be a surprised by this

Alrighty then. Time to lay off the whisky for a while.


This!
 
2012-05-17 06:32:05 PM  
While the same joke has been used before, it's always funny.

Fark critics, don't you cry tonight.
 
2012-05-17 07:31:08 PM  
Welcome to the old folks' home, we've got fun and games,
We got everything you want, honey. Let me introduce Nurse James:
She's the person that you find, when your medicine you need.
We got shuffleboard outside and Matlock on T.V.
 
2012-05-17 07:47:59 PM  
Take me down to Atlantic City
Where the girls are pretty
And they have big feet.
 
2012-05-17 08:23:15 PM  
+1 internets to you, subby.
 
2012-05-17 08:23:52 PM  

gilgigamesh: gilgigamesh: How could this be a surprised by this

Alrighty then. Time to lay off the whisky for a while.


No one like a quitter.
 
2012-05-17 08:26:02 PM  
I used to be a rock star like you, then I took an arrow to the knee. Oh, also I was already washed up years before that.
 
2012-05-17 08:28:02 PM  
I say fark Axl Rose. Worst part of Guns n Roses to begin with. I'll say it. I'm glad he pulled his hammy and I hope it hurts. Still one of the biggest diva douchebags in music history on this planet or any other.
 
2012-05-17 08:31:18 PM  
Damn! The chick on page 3 is all kinds of fine!
 
2012-05-17 08:31:25 PM  
Considering how much he weighs now, just standing up could cause a severe knee injury.
 
2012-05-17 08:34:11 PM  
Needs to SHA SHA SHA SHA SHAVE HIS TAINT TAINT
 
2012-05-17 08:35:41 PM  
www.moviestore.com
I warned him.
 
2012-05-17 08:37:30 PM  

Theaetetus: Welcome to the old folks' home, we've got fun and games,
We got everything you want, honey. Let me introduce Nurse James:
She's the person that you find, when your medicine you need.
We got shuffleboard outside and Matlock on T.V.


Ok, NOW the song is in my head. Thanks for that.
 
2012-05-17 08:39:38 PM  
He's more 'gravy boat' than man!
 
2012-05-17 08:39:45 PM  
Stale gag is... well, I still chuckled. +1 anyhow
 
2012-05-17 08:40:12 PM  
I used to love him, but I have to ignore him.
 
2012-05-17 08:42:46 PM  

queezyweezel: That's funny. I don't care who you are.


Well I don't care who YOU are either!
 
2012-05-17 08:44:26 PM  
"Poop is coming out!"
img.thesun.co.uk
 
2012-05-17 08:47:42 PM  

Walker: "Poop is coming out!"
[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x543]


Looks like a crazy hobo on meth taking the stage.
 
2012-05-17 08:49:24 PM  

CygnusDarius: Walker: "Poop is coming out!"
[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x543]

Looks like a crazy hobo on meth taking the stage.


You aren't far wrong... regardless of when you're talking about.
 
2012-05-17 09:10:33 PM  
He's looking more and more like Camryn Manheim after an all week bender.
 
2012-05-17 09:11:04 PM  

Walker: "Poop is coming out!"
[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x543]


Is that a farking tv screen? Can he not remember the words to his own songs?
 
2012-05-17 09:17:10 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-05-17 09:31:28 PM  
FTFA: Fans had complained Axl took to the stage more than two hours late at Stadium Live, but the concert was a success.

And that's why he's still doing it... -_-'
 
2012-05-17 09:43:21 PM  
I caught some of the R-n-R Hall of Fame footage on HBO and Myles Kennedy sang with Guns-n-Roses and he was outstanding. He sounded like Axl in his prime. Check out "Paradise City" on YouTube.
 
2012-05-17 09:47:47 PM  

gilgigamesh: gilgigamesh: How could this be a surprised by this

Alrighty then. Time to lay off the whisky for a while.


Loved it anyways.
 
2012-05-17 09:51:32 PM  
I'm pretty sure that's a picture of his arm, not his leg.
 
2012-05-17 09:55:10 PM  
What debug said. And what all those people who said "Who care" said.
 
2012-05-17 09:59:08 PM  
Is she the one that sounds like she is singing at gunpoint?
 
2012-05-17 10:02:59 PM  
sidesalad.net ...Achmel... Axwell...

"Don't be stupid."
 
2012-05-17 10:05:04 PM  
blogs.citypages.com

It's okay if you wanna touch me
 
2012-05-17 10:10:18 PM  

gilgigamesh: Fans had complained Axl took to the stage more than two hours late at Stadium Live, but the concert was a success

How could this be a surprised by this? Every damn story I read about GnR mentions that Axl Rose is _x_ hours late taking the stage.

Are his fans all goldfish? Do they just walk around, perpetually shocked by any event that they haven't encountered in the previous 4 seconds?


I saw him last year and the band got onstage at 11, just like they had at their previous 10 shows. Which is why I showed up at 10:30. Some of the folks around me had been there since 8. I guess they don't read the internets... or have a clue.
 
2012-05-17 10:14:32 PM  
I love you subby. Well done.
 
2012-05-17 10:18:09 PM  
used in the last axl pose thread and seems especially appropriate due to the awesome headline
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-17 10:21:28 PM  

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: While the same joke has been used before, it's always funny.

Fark critics, don't you cry tonight.


I liked the SHANANANANANA PLEAS PLEAS one better, but this one is okay.
 
2012-05-17 10:31:21 PM  

debug: I'm pretty sure that's a picture of his arm, not his leg.


Came here to say that.
 
2012-05-17 10:37:35 PM  
i.qkme.me


/Sorry
 
2012-05-17 10:41:26 PM  
img.thesun.co.uk

It's an albino elephant trunk
 
2012-05-17 10:54:54 PM  
If we can all first agree that's his arm, it looks like he's a cutter.

Shocker. Like a 17 yr old broad.
 
2012-05-17 10:57:30 PM  

debug: I'm pretty sure that's a picture of his arm, not his leg.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-17 10:58:08 PM  
What's with the extra SHAs in the headline?
 
2012-05-17 11:15:21 PM  
Headline of the year. Everyone else is now playing for second place.
 
2012-05-17 11:40:30 PM  

SunsetLament: Headline of the year. Everyone else is now playing for second place.


Nobody died. Nobody was raped. There's no pun. Look back at the last half-dozen HOTYs. This is a very good headline, but as has been pointed out, it's not original. It's still slap-nutz funny, but it's not a HOTY contender.
 
2012-05-18 01:10:50 AM  
Now that's a goddamn headline.

\+1
 
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