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(Fox 8 New Orleans)   "Police search for three armed men in home invasion." STANDARD HANDCUFFS WON'T WORK, PEOPLE   (fox8live.com) divider line 34
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2012-05-17 08:41:52 PM
You should see their three boobed girlfriends.
 
2012-05-17 08:53:35 PM
I laughed hard at the headline.

Good work, subs!
 
2012-05-17 09:48:38 PM
*Snerk*
 
2012-05-17 10:53:44 PM
That's not an arm.

*wink*
 
2012-05-17 11:55:57 PM
That was so cheap, but I laughed anyway. +1.
 
2012-05-17 11:56:12 PM
There's a reason they call Ed Finnerty "The Tripod".
 
2012-05-17 11:56:32 PM
I would argue that two pairs of standard cuffs will work just fine.
 
2012-05-17 11:57:10 PM
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2012-05-17 11:57:29 PM
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But I have THREE arms!

I said "harmless", not "armless".
 
2012-05-17 11:57:57 PM
Yes, but how many men were there?
 
2012-05-18 12:00:13 AM
Not a problem.
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2012-05-18 12:01:18 AM

coldcuts: I would argue that two pairs of standard cuffs will work just fine.


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2012-05-18 12:06:47 AM
They must have been able to steal 50% more stuff.
 
2012-05-18 12:06:54 AM
Suspects last seen wearing jeans and black F-shirts.
 
2012-05-18 12:11:45 AM

coldcuts: I would argue that two pairs of standard cuffs will work just fine.


What do you do with the extra cuff, though?
 
2012-05-18 12:16:45 AM
my first thoughts...

cdn.wg.uproxx.com

/hotter than hot
 
2012-05-18 12:25:47 AM
Maybe he wouldn't have been kicked out of Starfleet if he was more interested in his navigation console than his guitar.
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2012-05-18 12:27:42 AM
Let us not forget the rules...

If all evidence says a black man is guilty, you're racist.

If all evidence says a white man is innocent, you're still racist.

Carry on.
 
2012-05-18 12:34:57 AM
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Well, they're late. We've intercepted the rest of the martian invasion force and we've already started colonizing earth.
 
2012-05-18 12:38:40 AM
I KNEW that people from The Towns were no good. Victim probably wasn't wearing the safe color, though.
 
2012-05-18 12:41:25 AM
LMFingA!OFF!
 
2012-05-18 12:45:32 AM
Based on the description, the suspects, if they're locals are probably gonna be caught soon enough.

There ain't too many black folks in the area and they cluster into a few neighborhoods. it's just a matter of waiting for word to get out.
 
2012-05-18 12:54:24 AM
Did subby perhaps mean three-armed men? Otherwise, it's not really that funny.

/spell check conspicuously absent.
 
2012-05-18 01:34:56 AM
Nowhere in the article did the writer say how many of them were in the house.
 
2012-05-18 01:38:05 AM
As dumb as it is, I still laughed.
 
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2012-05-18 01:47:47 AM
Think I found the guy

collider.com

/better not be obscure
 
2012-05-18 02:35:09 AM
Haha. What's even better is the suspect description. Black men with bandanas. In Louisiana. Hmmm... that REALLY narrows it down.
 
2012-05-18 03:04:10 AM

stephjimpie: Haha. What's even better is the suspect description. Black men with bandanas. In Louisiana. Hmmm... that REALLY narrows it down.


They've got three arms, so that's going to make it easier.

Be easier if they had three buttocks, but there you go.
 
2012-05-18 06:51:35 AM
Took me a bit.

Well played.
 
2012-05-18 08:33:36 AM

wildcardjack: [upload.wikimedia.org image 240x188]


"You mean they want to arrest me over the phone? Could be. I'm a pretty dangerous dude when I'm cornered."
 
2012-05-18 09:46:39 AM
wat
 
2012-05-18 12:55:13 PM
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Now on to my next challenge: FOUR arms!
 
2012-05-18 01:49:40 PM
digdug277: my first thoughts

I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS!
 
2012-05-19 05:34:13 AM
Well done, Subby.
 
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