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		Potential Vice President nominee, Bobby Jindal, did what in college? c) Preformed an exorcism on his girlfriend (motherjones.com)		295
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ManateeGag		2012-05-17 04:05:11 PM

if they pick Jindal, the birthers would have a humongous coronary.

Track 3 on the Master's Playlist		2012-05-17 04:17:11 PM

ManateeGag: if they pick Jindal, the birthers would have a humongous coronary.

Jindal is a Republican, so they'll give him a pass.

Gig103		2012-05-17 04:37:11 PM

is that worse than a Presidential nominee performing post-humorous baptisms on his family?

Cyberluddite		2012-05-17 05:21:51 PM

How does "preforming" an exorcism differ from postforming one?

queezyweezel		2012-05-17 05:29:03 PM

I can think of 3 things off the top of my head that concern me more about Bobby Jindal. Kids do stupid things in college. I'd be more wary of electing someone that hadn't done anything weird or stupid in college.

Nadie_AZ		2012-05-17 05:39:38 PM

simsite9		2012-05-17 05:52:43 PM

His name isn't Bobby, it's Piyush.

Willard/Piyush '12
Our first names embarrass us!

kronicfeld		2012-05-17 05:59:49 PM

Gig103: post-humorous

What Post humor may look like:

i.huffpost.com

GAT_00		2012-05-17 06:11:35 PM

Who actually thinks its going to Jindal? I still think the smart money is on Rand Paul.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-05-17 06:53:44 PM

That's what he told his girlfriend, anyway

/she was pretty gullible

Aarontology		2012-05-17 07:01:04 PM

That's slang for snowballing.

Lorelle		2012-05-17 07:30:16 PM

simsite9: His name isn't Bobby, it's Piyush.

Willard/Piyush '12
Our first names embarrass us!

Out of curiosity, how is Piyush pronounced?

Pee-yush?
Pee-yoosh?
Peesh?
Pie-yush?
Pie-yoosh?
Piesh?
Pish?

2wolves		2012-05-17 07:36:51 PM

GAT_00: Who actually thinks its going to Jindal? I still think the smart money is on Rand Paul.

Swing state guv, not Florida.

GAT_00		2012-05-17 07:39:29 PM

2wolves: GAT_00: Who actually thinks its going to Jindal? I still think the smart money is on Rand Paul.

Swing state guv, not Florida.

Portmanteau is the safe choice if you want a swing state. Rand Paul actually has a shot of getting the Paultards to calm down and to make the social conservatives accepting of the ticket. It's a gamble, though not nearly as big as Palin was.

GAT_00		2012-05-17 07:40:43 PM

I swear, I'm going to have to turn off autocorrect if this keeps up. Portman.

/stuck using phone until Sunday when Internet is turned on
//1st world problems

SilentStrider		2012-05-17 08:41:25 PM

GAT_00: I swear, I'm going to have to turn off autocorrect if this keeps up.

One of the first things I did when I got my IPad was turn off the autocorrect. Its a pain in the ass that does more harm than good, IMHO.

swaniefrmreddeer		2012-05-17 09:02:57 PM

Hey Moderator, now this is green, can you fix my spelling brain fart, performed, yeah I'm an idiot.

I_Am_Weasel		2012-05-17 09:08:31 PM

He was trying to get a foreign entity to leave her body?

I would have thought she would be the one wanting that.

coco ebert		2012-05-17 09:12:36 PM

Please pick him please pick him please pick him please pick him please pick him!!!

The All-Powerful Atheismo		2012-05-17 09:22:19 PM

swaniefrmreddeer: Hey Moderator, now this is green, can you fix my spelling brain fart, performed, yeah I'm an idiot.

Maybe you should learn to poorfread.

Vlad_the_Inaner		2012-05-17 09:23:44 PM

Isn't that one of the rules of thumb for dating?

Don't stick your dick in possessed.

Farker Soze		2012-05-17 09:26:12 PM

Volcanoes don't need monitoring, they need exorcizing. Those pagan demons Pele and Hephaestus need to go.

soy_bomb		2012-05-17 09:26:13 PM

Giggity.

you are a puppet		2012-05-17 09:26:34 PM

We already had this thread like a year ago

ShuyaNanahara		2012-05-17 09:27:28 PM

Well, yeah, you've gotta piyush the demons out.

Gergesa		2012-05-17 09:28:52 PM

Why do we need to monitor Volcanoes? What importance do volcanoes have? This is a gross waste of federal money!!!

CommieTaoist		2012-05-17 09:28:56 PM

simsite9: His name isn't Bobby, it's Piyush.

Willard/Piyush '12
Our first names embarrass us!

Just as all the conservative and/or racist dolts always say/write "Barrack HUSSEIN Obama", I will be saying/writing "Willford Mitt Romney". Not only is he the epitome of the a-holes that got us in this mess in the first place, but even his fricking' name is elitist as hell.

Lenny_da_Hog		2012-05-17 09:30:23 PM

Lorelle: Pee-yush?
Pee-yoosh?
Peesh?
Pie-yush?
Pie-yoosh?
Piesh?
Pish?

Gesundheit!

GodsTumor		2012-05-17 09:30:42 PM

Jindal was hitting this....

She is cured now. she is you!

Lenny_da_Hog		2012-05-17 09:31:39 PM

"Heh-heh-heh. I told her I was doing an exorcism, and she totally bought it."

Ned Stark		2012-05-17 09:32:44 PM

I'm from louisiana and all i got to say is that if you want him, hes yours.

spamdog		2012-05-17 09:36:16 PM

I miss the time when Republicans actually liked their candidates.

MJMaloney187		2012-05-17 09:36:42 PM

I love Bobby Jindal. He's a smart cookie. He would be an excellent choice for running mate. That would basically secure the the Northern West Coast and the motel-heavy states. Oh NOS!!!! That's Haaaaaaaaaate Speeech!!!

Bill_Wick's_Friend		2012-05-17 09:37:03 PM

Jindal as Veep nominee is called the "Reverse Palin"

(or is that a sex position involving grammatically-mangled dirty talk?)

Captain Dan		2012-05-17 09:38:13 PM

This is obviously insane, and it ought to be disqualifying, but it won't be.

Forgot_my_password_again		2012-05-17 09:38:45 PM

oh, if I had a nickel for every time I used the old 'need to perform an exorcism on you take off your cloths' line.....

cmb53208		2012-05-17 09:39:23 PM

Ned Stark: I'm from louisiana and all i got to say is that if you want him, hes yours.

Only if we get to throw Scott Walker to the gators.

Tickle Mittens		2012-05-17 09:40:51 PM

"Performed exorcism on girlfriend in collage" is up there with "I had a little incident with schizophrenia, but no one's seen me talking to the dog lately."

TheBigJerk		2012-05-17 09:41:16 PM

queezyweezel: I can think of 3 things off the top of my head that concern me more about Bobby Jindal. Kids do stupid things in college. I'd be more wary of electing someone that hadn't done anything weird or stupid in college.

Sorry, I was agreeing 'till I RTFA.

FTFA: The short of it is that, while Jindal was an undergraduate, his close friend, Susan, with whom he had maintained a wholly non-romantic relationship, began acting strange. One might attribute this to the fact that she was undergoing treatment for cancer. Jindal assumed she had been possessed....

"Maybe she sensed our weariness; whether by plan or coincidence, Susan chose the perfect opportunity to attempt an escape. She suddenly leapt up and ran for the door, despite the many hands holding her down. This burst of action served to revive the tired group of students and they soon had her restrained once again, this time half kneeling and half standing..."

If that doesn't sound like the start of a weird rape-fetish porn I don't know what does. I would have pressed charges personally, but then there are reasons women who get assaulted sometimes are too afraid to do that.

strangeguitar		2012-05-17 09:41:22 PM

The power of derp compels you!

Farker Soze		2012-05-17 09:41:24 PM

The short of it is that, while Jindal was an undergraduate, his close friend, Susan, with whom he had maintained a wholly non-romantic relationship, began acting strange. One might attribute this to the fact that she was undergoing treatment for cancer. Jindal assumed she had been possessed

"Maybe she sensed our weariness; whether by plan or coincidence, Susan chose the perfect opportunity to attempt an escape. She suddenly leapt up and ran for the door, despite the many hands holding her down."

Maybe she sensed you were a crazy loon.

The crucifix had a calming effect on Susan, and her sister was soon brave enough to bring a Bible to her face. At first, Susan responded to biblical passages with curses and profanities. Mixed in with her vile attacks were short and desperate pleas for help. In the same breath that she attacked Christ, the Bible's authenticity, and everyone assembled in prayer, Susan would suddenly urge us to rescue her. It appeared as if we were observing a tremendous battle between the Susan we knew and loved and some strange evil force. But the momentum had shifted and we now sensed that victory was at hand.

No, that's not it. Obviously there was enough crazy to go around in that room.

basemetal		2012-05-17 09:41:28 PM

Meh, I exorcised a few demons with girlfriends too......if you know what I mean.

/made em levitate

Ned Stark		2012-05-17 09:41:39 PM

cmb53208: Ned Stark: I'm from louisiana and all i got to say is that if you want him, hes yours.

Only if we get to throw Scott Walker to the gators.

thats animal cruelty.

Churchy LaFemme		2012-05-17 09:45:33 PM

IF ONLY HE HAD HELPED DE-WITCH CHRISTINE O'DONNELL BEFORE THE ELECTIONS SHE MIGHT HAVE WON!!!

WHY YOU NO HELP CHRISTINE, BOBBY JINDAL, WHY??

elffster		2012-05-17 09:45:43 PM

Did she have cramps?

spamdog		2012-05-17 09:46:12 PM

MJMaloney187: I love Bobby Jindal. He's a smart cookie.

Haw! Looks like I spoke too soon.

Jindal is an idiot's idea of what a smart person sounds like.

Sabyen91		2012-05-17 09:46:22 PM

TheBigJerk		2012-05-17 09:46:42 PM

Ned Stark: I'm from louisiana and all i got to say is that if you want him, hes yours.

I know some Texans who said that about a certain Texas Governor in 2000. Worked out real well.

/Dilbert principle in politics.

Churchy LaFemme		2012-05-17 09:46:43 PM

Gah, GodsTumor, sorry, I didn't see your picture...

Sabyen91		2012-05-17 09:48:37 PM

I_Am_Weasel: He was trying to get a foreign entity to leave her body?

I would have thought she would be the one wanting that.

Normal college students would try to get his foreign entity into her body.

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