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(Team Coco)   Thumbs, Dolphins And 98 Other Things That Will Not Exist In 1,000 Years   (teamcoco.com) divider line 68
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2012-05-17 05:24:04 PM
But Fark will still be around. Right? Right?

*crickets*
 
2012-05-17 05:28:10 PM
A pure white race?
 
2012-05-17 05:29:03 PM

SnarfVader: But Fark will still be around. Right? Right?

*crickets*


That's too terrible to even contemplate. What would I do without the political thread trolls?!?
 
2012-05-17 05:30:47 PM
What has two thumbs and just traveled back in time from the year 4000?

Ummm...


Off topic:
Why is it when I click on links it's scrolled all the way down to the comment section?

Is it something I'm doing wrong?
 
2012-05-17 05:31:45 PM

patricula: What has two thumbs and just traveled back in time from the year 4000?

Ummm...


Off topic:
Why is it when I click on links it's scrolled all the way down to the comment section?

Is it something I'm doing wrong?


Megan Fox
 
2012-05-17 05:32:51 PM
And gingers.

static.musictoday.com
 
2012-05-17 05:34:12 PM
well... add me to the list.. that link bored me to death.
 
2012-05-17 05:34:29 PM
Hopefully, useless internet lists...but I doubt it! Now I just get it retscanned into my fifth eye-plug, the one reserved ONLY for junk pysch-wave messagem-plus.
 
2012-05-17 05:35:44 PM
i'm not a big fan of list based articles, but this made me smile a little. Especially #10
 
2012-05-17 05:35:47 PM
cdn.bleacherreport.net

RIP Dolphins
 
2012-05-17 05:36:23 PM
This went green?
 
2012-05-17 05:38:23 PM
Uh, yeah...

On the plus side, if New Jersey is gone, hopefully that Jersey Shore virus goes with it.
 
2012-05-17 05:41:56 PM
Humans will probably be gone entirely well before the year 3012. If the machines that are thousands of times more intelligent than us don't wipe us out by force, we'll merge with technology bit by bit and eventually be totally replaced by it.
 
2012-05-17 05:42:22 PM
In the year 3000......
 
2012-05-17 05:45:00 PM
3. New Jersey

Hurray!

13. That Guy At The DMV Who Smells Like Maalox

WTF but Hurray!

24. Yankees Fans

Hurray!

25. Checked Bag Fees

Hurray!

34. "Toddlers & Tiaras"

Hurray!

58. NASCAR

Hurray!

81. Thongs

WTF this list sucks.
 
2012-05-17 05:46:24 PM
How is mankind not #1 on the list? 1000 years provides a lot of time for an astroid hit, super caldara or a good old fahioned outbreak because there is 10,20,30 Billion people on the planet.
 
2012-05-17 05:51:28 PM
So I guess dolphins with opposable thumbs are right out then ?
 
2012-05-17 05:52:22 PM

Makh: In the year 3000......


See the dwarfs and see the giants? Which one would you choose to be?
 
2012-05-17 05:52:44 PM
I'm pretty sure polar bears and pandas won't be around. At least not in the wild. Maybe cloned in zoos or something, but no natural, breeding wild versions.
 
2012-05-17 05:54:50 PM
In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the pill you took today
 
2012-05-17 05:56:07 PM
Cool "Fark" was not on the list. I guess I will keep my subscription.
static.neatoshop.com
 
2012-05-17 05:59:38 PM
NOTHING is going to exist in 1000 years.

What the fark is wrong with you people?

Yes, in 1,000 years we are STILL going to be able to fool people into buying ipads and happiness the same way we do now. Sure it will take another 100 years for humans to realize that were are being bought and sold stupidity but by then it wont matter because children are going to be born disabled at the norm. We wont be concerned with those things. We are going to be too busy try to figure out ways to protect ourselves from mudslides and large pools of water.
 
2012-05-17 05:59:39 PM
So much of this could be avoided if you people would stop making babies simply because you want to feel all grown up and because you love children. Having babies is one of the most selfish things you can do and will eventually lead to the end of humanity.
 
2012-05-17 06:07:06 PM
Thumbs will exist. if you want to evolve away from thumbs, you have to ensure that people with thumbs cannot reproduce. Either artifically , by enforcement from the TSPU (Thumbed Sex Prevention Unit), or a natural cause (I have no idea). Thumbs will remain from an evolutionary standpoint, much like this dis-used appendix.


/same logic with people getting extra fingers,
//stop the five fingered reproducers 1st
///only those with more than 5 fingers may have sex
 
2012-05-17 06:10:37 PM
How is Antarctica going to disappear within a thousand years? It's a farking continent.
 
2012-05-17 06:16:49 PM
Not thumbs. Thumbs are currently on the rise. Long viewed essential as a critical opposing digit for the ascension of mankind, the thumb has recently made inroads in the indicator role hitherto the realm of the index finger. Not just in the thumbs up and "this guy" memes but also as the primary button pusher for hand held devices.
 
2012-05-17 06:21:28 PM
92. Bacon

The food itself or the odd Bacon worship that seems to permeate the Internet?
 
2012-05-17 06:23:50 PM

patricula: What has two thumbs and just traveled back in time from the year 4000?

Ummm...


Off topic:
Why is it when I click on links it's scrolled all the way down to the comment section?

Is it something I'm doing wrong?


You're lucky, when I click on links I end up on FARK.COM
 
2012-05-17 06:24:29 PM
I'm not sure I understand why this is suppose to be funny. It's just a list of random stuff.

Yeah I'm sure thumbs will disappear. You know, because the human body has changed so much in the last 1000 years.
 
2012-05-17 06:28:28 PM
I really hope blogs like this will. Really, really hope.
 
2012-05-17 06:31:32 PM
92. Bacon

98. Sashimi Tuna

without these two things , i don't wanna be alive

/sorry future, that's gonna suck
 
2012-05-17 06:34:41 PM

leevis: How is Antarctica going to disappear within a thousand years? It's a farking continent.


MINDFREAK!
 
2012-05-17 06:35:33 PM
Glad to see Abe Vigoda didn't make the list. Whew.
 
2012-05-17 06:44:38 PM

PYROY: So much of this could be avoided if you people would stop making babies simply because you want to feel all grown up and because you love children. Having babies is one of the most selfish things you can do and will eventually lead to the end of humanity.


Not sure if serious...
 
2012-05-17 06:45:33 PM

leevis: How is Antarctica going to disappear within a thousand years? It's a farking continent.


What's a continent?
 
2012-05-17 06:59:45 PM
Dolphins will still exist. They'll just have left after thanking us for all the fish.
 
2012-05-17 07:04:06 PM

leevis: How is Antarctica going to disappear within a thousand years? It's a farking continent.


Condo developers.
 
2012-05-17 07:04:31 PM

PYROY: So much of this could be avoided if you people would stop making babies simply because you want to feel all grown up and because you love children. Having babies is one of the most selfish things you can do and will eventually lead to the end of humanity.


Using birth control ain't that keen either considering the chemical residues get swept into every farking food chain on the planet. This reduces the reproductive abilities of every species.

Plus it means while I'm living in Arizona I'm drinking the birth control from some stripper in Vegas.
 
2012-05-17 07:15:20 PM

Ablejack: Not just in the thumbs up and "this guy" memes but also as the primary button pusher for hand held devices.


This.
I was at an establishment recently, and the person waiting on us had to use a calculator to split the bill. Simple bill, only had to split in half, but OK.

You know the absurdly large calculator you buy for grandma because her eyesight is bad...one of those. And he picked it up with both hands and thumbed the numbers in.

A lot of you younguns will respond with 'what's wrong with that?'
And I'll just say: "it just looked wrong"

/kiss my ass
/get off my lawn
 
2012-05-17 07:39:43 PM
101: Dumb lists

102: people complaining about not having dumb lists to complain about
 
2012-05-17 07:46:45 PM
Came here for Fish. Gotta do everything myself.
www.havelshouseofhistory.com
 
2012-05-17 08:07:35 PM
images.wikia.com

"This is my Universal Translator, although it only translate into an incomprehensible dead language"

"Bonjour!"

"Crazy gibberish!"
 
2012-05-17 08:09:40 PM
Statisticians should be on the list.
 
2012-05-17 08:24:15 PM
If any appendage or digit disappears it would probably be either pinkie fingers or pinkie toes. Thumbs are much too useful for the iphone, there's no way Apple would allow their disappearance.

www.olympichottub.com
 
2012-05-17 08:32:10 PM
Withoutthumbs,howcanyouhitthespacebar?
 
2012-05-17 08:42:15 PM

Deep Contact: Statisticians should be on the list.


38. Statistics
 
2012-05-17 08:54:07 PM

thamike: What's a continent?


It's sorta like Africa, only bigger.
 
2012-05-17 09:16:02 PM
81. Thongs

You burn in hell, list maker!
 
2012-05-17 09:16:06 PM

redundantman: Came here for Fish. Gotta do everything myself.


Scroll up a bit. There you go.
 
2012-05-17 09:20:31 PM
What now about thumbs?

i.ytimg.com
 
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