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(Daily Mail)   At 74, stunning Jane Fonda outshines stars half her age at Cannes Film Festival. Photographers just need to keep their distance as she might shatter from all the flashes   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Cannes Film Festival, Jane Fonda, septuagenarian, Tilda Swinton, Cannes, Film Festivals, french newspapers, human beings  
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2012-05-17 03:38:11 PM  
2 votes:
Over Macho Grande?
2012-05-17 03:21:30 PM  
2 votes:
Those rich farks! This whole farking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this farking strumpet...
2012-05-17 03:17:54 PM  
2 votes:
The thread in which people who otherwise extol the hitability of every puppy-slaughtering orphan-cannibalizing meth-cooking toothless amputee who has ever graced a mugshot are outraged (dot jpg) by Jane Fonda.
2012-05-18 06:25:37 AM  
1 vote:
*SIGH*. I cant believe I had to do this. On Unbelievable.
2012-05-18 02:56:10 AM  
1 vote:

The_Sponge: lisarenee3505: Yeah those were my dad's words when he was 68, so yes he regarded someone in their early 30s a "dumb kid." Maybe you're the idiot troll here. I happen to know exactly what I'm talking about because this is MY FATHER I'm talking about,

Too bad that your Dad's daughter is a miserable c*nt on Fark.


Ahh, sticks and stones, my friend, sticks and stones. But thank you for showing everyone else here that you are intellectually incapable of constructing a valid argument. Seriously, how do you even remember to breathe? It must be pretty tough being you.
2012-05-17 10:58:43 PM  
1 vote:

9beers: I love how she has to wear mesh on her arms and upper body to contain the wrinkles.

hey, That's a fascist statement.
Anyone who knows fashion know's that.

How's it hanging, 9 beers,
say good night to 2 wolves,
and ten bears,
and fore skin.

I gots to go to bed.
2012-05-17 09:32:21 PM  
1 vote:

kimwim: Did she give them the plans to the U2?

Good thing she didn't, else they'd've also known how to dismantle our atomic bombs.

/during a War
//in October
2012-05-17 07:21:47 PM  
1 vote:
Being pissed off at Jane Fonda for something she did 40 years ago is almost as stupid as continuing to have a trade embargo against Cuba.
2012-05-17 07:08:01 PM  
1 vote:
It's like 1984 in here.
2012-05-17 06:56:11 PM  
1 vote:

Intoxoman: You're an ignorant ass. Most veterans despise her for the utter disrespect she showed the POW's. And her trotting around with the NVA playing with AA guns. I think she was even wearing an NVA uniform.

Wow, you don't even remember? Yeah, I can see how much it incenses you if you can't even remember what she was wearing that was so horrible. Do you always take it out on women when things don't go your way?
2012-05-17 06:47:13 PM  
1 vote:

AbiNormal: Listen up you farking idiot. I don't blame her for the war, that would make me dumber than you. I farking despise that wrinkled old whore for giving aide and comfort to the enemy, for calling vets of the war liars and baby killers, and spitting on them.

Oh, please, my bad, which specific veteran did Jane Fonda spit on? And, how, exactly, did Fonda aide the enemy? Did she reveal troop locations? Steal ammo? Give bad acid to the boys in the field? Otherwise, it sounds like you're projecting a lot of anger toward people you're not able to stand up to, (An old sergeant? Richard Nixon? Robert McNamara? yourself?) and taking it out on an elderly woman.
2012-05-17 05:03:29 PM  
1 vote:

fickenchucker: I'm a threadshiatting, floor-humping douchebag.

So I should ignore you? Okay then...
2012-05-17 04:59:07 PM  
1 vote:

fickenchucker: Meh--she's a biatch. And now I'm happy you're annoyed.

Whatever, sparky.
2012-05-17 04:31:46 PM  
1 vote:

Irving Maimway: Jane Fonda did something Dick Cheney didn't have time for. She at least went to Vietnam during the war.

I've been off from work all day and alone at the house, reading fark for most of the day. I know it is sad. But that was the best post that I read all day.
2012-05-17 04:20:11 PM  
1 vote:
Jane Fonda did something Dick Cheney didn't have time for. She at least went to Vietnam during the war.
2012-05-17 04:14:21 PM  
1 vote:
I'd hit that just to piss off the haters.
2012-05-17 03:35:13 PM  
1 vote:
She's like the Anti-Dolly Parton of Fark.
2012-05-17 03:28:08 PM  
1 vote:

Uzzah: nvmac: No I would not hit it.


I stick my tongue up there, just to see if it still tastes like Bridget.

/only to then discover that Jane is her aunt.

2012-05-17 03:24:10 PM  
1 vote:

nvmac: No I would not hit it.


I stick my tongue up there, just to see if it still tastes like Bridget.

/only to then discover that Jane is her aunt.
2012-05-17 03:09:55 PM  
1 vote:
Evil does not age.
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