Travolta's high school history teacher will soon come forward and claim he,too,was cockswoggled by his star pupil.....Sheesh.

rjakobi: j_twelve: Jesus Christ. Everyone in Hollywood knows he's gay and does this shiat. It isn't news and it isn't even new news. It's the same old ball and rooster story.

Someone isn't getting to level five.

I sang this in a taunting-school yard voice in my head and it was perfect. Thanks!


/No level five for you-oo!

TheShavingofOccam123: Guidette Frankentits: Yeah because we all know Jeff Conway and the people he surrounded himself with aren't attention whores.

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The world needs more attention whores

She's beautiful, but her tits are too natural and lowhanging for todays silicone-pushed-up-to-the-shoulders-and-pointing-different-directions freaks.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: TheShavingofOccam123: Guidette Frankentits: Yeah because we all know Jeff Conway and the people he surrounded himself with aren't attention whores.

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The world needs more attention whores

She's beautiful, but her tits are too natural and lowhanging for todays silicone-pushed-up-to-the-shoulders-and-pointing-different-directions freaks.

I'm guilty of rubbing a couple out with her as my fantasy back in the day.

"You know what they call a cheeseburger in France?"

"What?"

"Nevermind that... I'm unzipped and out. Look down. I got BAD MOTHERF*CKER tattooed on my dick. I was thinking maybe we could see if it'll fit in your back pocket..."

rickythepenguin: as i said in yesterday's "john travolta is gay" thread on fark (tune in tomorrow, folks, for another exciting episode), aside from his reitcence to just come out, what is his wife's deal? does she not care? do they have some kind of open relationship where he's permitted to tug dude's off adn she's permitted to feast on chonch or get made airtight?

You've thought this through to some extent, haven't you?

farkityfarker: The thing I don't get is why someone with Travolta's money and former looks would have to rape guys. One would think he would be able to make consensual arrangements happen.

Some gay guys fantasize about waking up another guy by blowing him.

/like my partner
//apparently I slapped him in my sleep when he tried it
///slashies come in threes

He must have been real disappointed not to be in the rape scene in Pulp Fiction.

ariseatex: farkityfarker: The thing I don't get is why someone with Travolta's money and former looks would have to rape guys. One would think he would be able to make consensual arrangements happen.

Some gay guys fantasize about waking up another guy by blowing him.

/like my partner
//apparently I slapped him in my sleep when he tried it
///slashies come in threes

TMI

Royale with jizz.

Travolta! Get off my dick man!

Really? C'mon!! Dude is so gay!! Haven't you ever seen Stayin' Alive??

ecmoRandomNumbers: Apparently the only people who care that he's gay are the Scientologists. He needs to just come out and knock off all this bullshiat.

This.

John, it's new era. Don't let what's recently happened in NC and VA scare you. The minority is becoming more vocal as their numbers are dwindling, and yes, their numbers are dwindling. With each passing generation, fewer people care. The kids of today are far more tolerant. The hardcore bigots are dying off. Attitudes have changed Look at what going on with TV. Twenty years ago, a huge shiatstorm was caused when Mariel Hemingway kissed Roseanne Barr on her show. Last year, the show Glee feature a gay kiss between high school boys and the outrage was directed at Victoria Jackson when she called it disgusting. In the 80s, groups like the Moral Majority and the AFA had major clout. Today, companies like JC Penney's, Archie Comics, and Kellog's are telling them to fark off. NPH came out and he's more popular than ever. It's alright. We don't care. Come out of the closet.

I actually never thought he was gay,but then again..i never really worried or thought about it. What the hell do i care? Affects me not at all.

I really enjoyed "Broken Arrow".

What if he's.... bi?

So this is what it comes to, eh? John Travolta's gay. Oh shiat, everyone knew that. John Travolta's gay. John Travolta's gay. Why? Well, because everyone knows, man. Aren't you up on the news?

Oh and I love this part. "she also reportedly told Star that Travolta's wife Kelly Preston knows he's gay, and another source claims Preston signed a contract when they entered into their sham marriage."

See? They know. They told us, so it must be so. I don't know where it started, but at some point a few years ago, Travolta switched from being this married guy to a gay man with a beard and everybody magically knew.

So, if I keep wondering aloud could Glenn Beck have raped and murdered a girl in 1990, does it eventually become true? We decry the attention whoring of America, the people who are famous for being famous, and yet we give in to rumor barrages and gleefully speculate on the train wrecks that are former starlets. We say we hate the gossip and bald-faced lies, and at the same time eat that shiat up!

The only smoke I can possibly see to this particular story is that John Travolta has gone to masseuses. But surprise surprise, some people like to get... massages. Unless we are going to start interrogating every person who has ever been massaged by another person of the same sex, I'm not sure this is even a productive line of reasoning.

My personal take on this (beside the obvious money grubbing and feeding frenzy by opportunists all around) is that Travolta, who may be increasingly disillusioned with CoS is coming under the fire of a controlled response to bring him back in line. His disillusionment would probably be in no small part in how he was forced to deal with his son in public. I'd imagine too, seeing some of the smart celebrities defect and how they're treated, and seeing the stupid ones bleat and garner ill-will from the public might erode your confidence in said "religion".

Dear Jerk: a seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener

Someones trying to take him to the cleaners

farkityfarker: The thing I don't get is why someone with Travolta's money and former looks would have to rape guys. One would think he would be able to make consensual arrangements happen.

He ordered a male massage therapist to rub him down! Ordering a massage therapist is in the same realm as ordering a escort. It has a vial of legitimacy but 99.9999999% of the time it is pure prostitution.

The problem occurs when a real massage therapist, or one with a different sexual orientation, is sent. But don't take my word for it, lets ask Al Gore.....



/see what I did there?

gimmegimme: TheShavingofOccam123: So no one knew, watching him in Saturday Night Fever, that he was gay?

If they you couldn't tell you are gay from the first movie, clearly you are if you watched Grgimmegimme: TheShavingofOccam123: So no one knew, watching him in Saturday Night Fever, that he was gay?

If they couldn't tell from the first movie, they should have been able to figure it out from the sequel:

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In related news, if you are a man and willingly (not coerced by a female) have watched Grease or Staying Alive, you, too, are gay.

StanTheMan: gimmegimme: TheShavingofOccam123: So no one knew, watching him in Saturday Night Fever, that he was gay?

If they you couldn't tell you are gay from the first movie, clearly you are if you watched Grgimmegimme: TheShavingofOccam123: So no one knew, watching him in Saturday Night Fever, that he was gay?

If they couldn't tell from the first movie, they should have been able to figure it out from the sequel:

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In related news, if you are a man and willingly (not coerced by a female) have watched Grease or Staying Alive, you, too, are gay.

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Does watching years of Will and Grace reruns count for anything?

ecmoRandomNumbers: Apparently the only people who care that he's gay are the Scientologists. He needs to just come out and knock off all this bullshiat.

And quit being a front for Scientology. Look John, Xenu ain't coming for you, but just admit you're not into chicks. I'll even let you sleep on my sofa and hide if you'll just STFU about a few things.

Bit'O'Gristle: I actually never thought he was gay,but then again..i never really worried or thought about it. What the hell do i care? Affects me not at all.

Seriously, this.

I dislike his Scientology affiliation more than anything.

^{/That and the Look Who's Talking movies}

StanTheMan: gimmegimme: TheShavingofOccam123: So no one knew, watching him in Saturday Night Fever, that he was gay?

If they you couldn't tell you are gay from the first movie, clearly you are if you watched Grgimmegimme: TheShavingofOccam123: So no one knew, watching him in Saturday Night Fever, that he was gay?

If they couldn't tell from the first movie, they should have been able to figure it out from the sequel:

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In related news, if you are a man and willingly (not coerced by a female) have watched Grease or Staying Alive, you, too, are gay.

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Dammit. I love Grease, but all this time I thought I was watching to see Olivia Newton-John's ultra-cute face and smokin' hot bod.

StanTheMan: In related news, if you are a man and willingly (not coerced by a female) have watched Grease or Staying Alive, you, too, are gay.

You did not just call Grease gay. Next thing, you'll be dissing on the fact that I own the Little Mermaid soundtrack.

/I just like musicals, ok?

Doo doo sex.

Would ya just watch the penis. Ya know, I work on my penis a long time and you hit it. He hits my penis.

/penis

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Would ya just watch the penis. Ya know, I work on my penis a long time and you hit it. He hits my penis.

/penis

I LOLed.

He makes Richard Simmons look like a drill sergeant.

/stolen

//and could care less

///that i stole that

Raymond Burr was gay. It seems he plowed the humus out of Natalie Wood back in her prime, though.
He was also a real pro-social type, as well.

signaljammer: Raymond Burr was gay.

Sorta gives a new meaning to having a Burr in your saddle, don't it?

Just as cool a guy was the lawyer he typically trounced. He was a frequent participant in cannabis/sex orgies.

He did retire to a ranch in Canada with his male pal, did Burr, IIRC. Gave his money to philanthropic causes, should recall serve.

Again I say...
How long til Mr. Travolta confesses he's homosexual, opens the floodgates and destroys Scientology?
/Battlefield: Girth
//we're all puling for you, John

The man's son died while in his arms. Whatever gets John through the days, man...

They didn't often sexualize him on the show, a real fave of the GFs all of her life, which was cool. I always squirmed for him on the rare occasion where the script called for him to be attracted by femininity.

I also think that his secretary was a well-drawn, serious character, which was very forward for the time.

That doesn't mean he was a homo. Lotta straight guys like to wear a dress and watch their buddies fark. I know I do.

Don't you?

gimmegimme: BroVinny: signaljammer: Raymond Burr was gay.

Sorta gives a new meaning to having a Burr in your saddle, don't it?

I'm sure he parried Mason during a swordfight.

That one got my Ironsides to splittin'.

Has it occurred to anyone that maybe he gets off on the thrill of leading a double life and thrives on the chance that he might get caught?

/Yeah, I've known this type.
//OK, I dated this type.