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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Indian media upset that new mom Aishwarya Rai has eaten too many sammiches   (smh.com.au ) divider line
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2012-05-17 06:04:22 PM  
4 votes:
They're just pissy because she can afford food.
2012-05-17 05:18:02 PM  
3 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I thought they worshipped cows over there? What the!?


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2012-05-17 05:17:41 PM  
3 votes:

tattedupgirl: Wow imagine that.Females aren't a size 1 the day after carrying a human inside them for 9 months.It takes time to lose weight.


Dammit, pregnant women should be working out 6 hours a day and eating only pre-chewed lettuce and Diet Coke. While delivering, they should be doing bikram yoga and pilates at the same time. Then they will stay a size -2 and remain worthy enough for me to fap to!
2012-05-17 06:14:47 PM  
2 votes:

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Say, is that a sammich on the floor?

2012-05-17 05:09:39 PM  
2 votes:
I thought they worshipped cows over there? What the!?
2012-05-17 03:55:32 PM  
2 votes:
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"Aishwarya is like a goddess," said Showbusiness columnist Shobhaa De.
2012-05-17 07:17:50 PM  
1 vote:

Lollipop165: To all you Farkers/ettes, a game of "who would you do?":

A) current "ate too many samosas" Aishwarya Rai
OR
B) current "needs to be force fed samosas" Angelina Jolie

????

An inquiring Farkette would like answers.


Both. We'd figure out a way to make it work.
2012-05-17 05:20:39 PM  
1 vote:

TravisBickle62: To women having a kid is a great excuse to finally let themselves go and release their inner sow, that's why so many of them are eager to get knocked up.


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2012-05-17 04:50:18 PM  
1 vote:
To women having a kid is a great excuse to finally let themselves go and release their inner sow, that's why so many of them are eager to get knocked up.
2012-05-17 04:46:11 PM  
1 vote:
HOLY COW! A woman who's not starving herself to fit into the western world's version of beauty a couple months after giving birth. Grab the pitchforks Jim Bob! We must go a stormin'.

Aishwarya Rai is stunning. Even with the extra chin. I'm a straight american girl & I'd go gay for her in a heartbeat. She's 38 & she actually eats. It's not like she's going to be a size 0 2 days after giving birth like Victoria Becham. Everyone know that biotch doesn't eat. Good on Aishwarya for taking the slow healthy way to losing weight after giving birth.
2012-05-17 04:31:21 PM  
1 vote:
Wow imagine that.Females aren't a size 1 the day after carrying a human inside them for 9 months.It takes time to lose weight.
2012-05-17 04:09:59 PM  
1 vote:
Aaaagh! I wish someone would have warned me that that Beckham coont was there. Ow, my eyes!
2012-05-17 03:27:28 PM  
1 vote:
It's because they all have small penises there: World Map of Penis Size

Any extra fat is discouraged.

And having a small penis makes you generally angry anyway (I've heard).

/got my troll cap on
 
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