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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Indian media upset that new mom Aishwarya Rai has eaten too many sammiches   (smh.com.au) divider line 81
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2012-05-17 06:55:26 PM
DeltaPunch: Indian women tend to gain weight more than women in other cultures. They have naturally wide hips and thighs, and it all fills in after having children.

/discuss


in India.... I've met plenty 1st and 2nd gen here in the states that are skinny as all hell. It's a cultural thing; over there it denotes wealth, power, and fertility to have a wife that isn't skinny. Go to some of the ghettos in the major cities and tell me how many "large" Indian women there are. Hint: Not many.
 
2012-05-17 06:58:44 PM

TyrantII: No, it's called eating.


Noooooooooo. It's called aging. The metabolic and hormonal shifts, along with genetics, determine how women spread or don't spread with age. Anyone who expects a woman to have the same figure at 38 that she did at 18 is an cretinous idiot. Holly- Bollywood beauty standards do not reflect typical human experience and without impeccable genes, trainers, nutritionists and the money to deploy them, people like Jennifer Aniston would not exist. Many women who've made their fortunes in the human product "industry" opt out. Good for them. Fark the delusional peevish petty freaks who have nothing better to do than comment on such things.
 
2012-05-17 07:00:20 PM

Riotboy: I'd still hit it.

/love those eyes


Those eyes are deep crazy, man. Deep crazy.
 
2012-05-17 07:07:26 PM
To all you Farkers/ettes, a game of "who would you do?":

A) current "ate too many samosas" Aishwarya Rai
OR
B) current "needs to be force fed samosas" Angelina Jolie

????

An inquiring Farkette would like answers.
 
2012-05-17 07:11:35 PM

TyrantII:
//Girls need to get it out of their head that resistance weight training will turn them into Arnold, it's impossible without juicing


Newsflash: what constitutes bulk for women is much different than what constitutes bulk for men. And yes, weight training will give some women more bulk than they're comfortable with, without any sort of steroidal additive. In particular, it becomes impossible to buy clothes.

/size 8 waist, size 12 thighs, arms, and chest.
 
2012-05-17 07:12:35 PM
Just means she likes hot dogs.......

/and gravy
 
2012-05-17 07:13:02 PM

Lollipop165: To all you Farkers/ettes, a game of "who would you do?":

A) current "ate too many samosas" Aishwarya Rai
OR
B) current "needs to be force fed samosas" Angelina Jolie

????

An inquiring Farkette would like answers.


No third choice of neither?

I'd rather neither.

I'll take the fatty if you're gonna force me to choose.
 
2012-05-17 07:15:20 PM

nvmac: Lollipop165: To all you Farkers/ettes, a game of "who would you do?":

A) current "ate too many samosas" Aishwarya Rai
OR
B) current "needs to be force fed samosas" Angelina Jolie

????

An inquiring Farkette would like answers.

No third choice of neither?

I'd rather neither.

I'll take the fatty if you're gonna force me to choose.


"Who would you do?" Is a gun to the head type of game :-)
 
2012-05-17 07:17:50 PM

Lollipop165: To all you Farkers/ettes, a game of "who would you do?":

A) current "ate too many samosas" Aishwarya Rai
OR
B) current "needs to be force fed samosas" Angelina Jolie

????

An inquiring Farkette would like answers.


Both. We'd figure out a way to make it work.
 
2012-05-17 07:19:10 PM

Lollipop165: To all you Farkers/ettes, a game of "who would you do?":

A) current "ate too many samosas" Aishwarya Rai
OR
B) current "needs to be force fed samosas" Angelina Jolie

????

An inquiring Farkette would like answers.


Rai, without question, every day, and twice on Sundays.
 
2012-05-17 07:21:59 PM

Lollipop165: To all you Farkers/ettes, a game of "who would you do?":

A) current "ate too many samosas" Aishwarya Rai
OR
B) current "needs to be force fed samosas" Angelina Jolie

????

An inquiring Farkette would like answers.


Not the fat biatch
 
2012-05-17 07:25:03 PM

100 Watt Walrus: Lollipop165: To all you Farkers/ettes, a game of "who would you do?":

A) current "ate too many samosas" Aishwarya Rai
OR
B) current "needs to be force fed samosas" Angelina Jolie

????

An inquiring Farkette would like answers.

Rai, without question, every day, and twice on Sundays.


What you said.
 
2012-05-17 07:26:56 PM

Lollipop165: To all you Farkers/ettes, a game of "who would you do?":

A) current "ate too many samosas" Aishwarya Rai
OR
B) current "needs to be force fed samosas" Angelina Jolie

????

An inquiring Farkette would like answers.


Fine, I'll say it. I'll take B. It might be fun for a one time thing.
 
2012-05-17 07:44:03 PM

Lollipop165: To all you Farkers/ettes, a game of "who would you do?":

A) current "ate too many samosas" Aishwarya Rai
OR
B) current "needs to be force fed samosas" Angelina Jolie

????

An inquiring Farkette would like answers.


B. Only because I've never been with a woman that bat shiat crazy before and it sounds like fun.
 
2012-05-17 09:18:01 PM
Lollipop165
To all you Farkers/ettes, a game of "who would you do?":

A) current "ate too many samosas" Aishwarya Rai
OR
B) current "needs to be force fed samosas" Angelina Jolie

????


Do we have a paper bag among our assets?
 
2012-05-17 09:30:23 PM
Yeah, the woman has no "obligations" to anyone but herself and her child, at the moment, fans*. Where the fark do you get off with this bullshiat anyways? Did you lose your birth weight immediately after giving birth? No? STFU. What you can't fap to her now? I'm sure your dick can cope, it might even enjoy the rest.

*I did want to say an obligation to her spouse, but the more I thought about it, the more I felt that the spouse can man up, realize that she is overweight partly because of him, and let her adjust back down to her size slowly and safely, as recommended by doctors. I'm guessing he doesn't want her yo-yoing for the rest of her life. If she wants to slim down, that is.
 
2012-05-17 09:56:47 PM
Sure, what the hell.
 
2012-05-17 10:01:58 PM

farkingismybusiness: Not as bad as Bryce Dallas Howard.

From this...
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To this...
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She had another kid in January, probably been too busy being a mom to care about working out. She'll probably be back in shape later in the year.
 
2012-05-17 10:58:07 PM
Victoria Beckham ... back in shape.

That shape being 2 grapefruits nailed to a 2 x 4.
 
2012-05-17 10:58:58 PM
HotIgneous Intruder: TyrantII: No, it's called eating.

Noooooooooo. It's called aging. The metabolic and hormonal shifts, along with genetics, determine how women spread or don't spread with age. Anyone who expects a woman to have the same figure at 38 that she did at 18 is an cretinous idiot. Holly- Bollywood beauty standards do not reflect typical human experience and without impeccable genes, trainers, nutritionists and the money to deploy them, people like Jennifer Aniston would not exist. Many women who've made their fortunes in the human product "industry" opt out. Good for them. Fark the delusional peevish petty freaks who have nothing better to do than comment on such things.


Nah, it's eating. And don't for a second think it's regulated to just women. Men are getting just as fat for the same damn reason.

In the best states 1 out of every 5 people walking down the street driving by are obese. Not overweight, but clinically obese. And that's the good states,

People eat like crap and have a very sedentary lifestyle. It's getting to epidemic proportions and is slated to be the largest driver of healthcare costs as boomers get older.

So yeah, it's cause they;re stuffing their fat faces and being proud of their gluttony.
 
2012-05-17 11:03:50 PM

Handbasket: There have been many articles about her gaining weight mainly because she sold herself as the perfect ideal for so long. She was the saccharine sweet Bollywood heroine -- though she had multiple boyfriends she claims she was a virgin until marriage; she married into Bollywood royalty (the Bachchans) after working her way through ever increasingly more famous actors -- dropping multiple boyfriends when their film careers started to flounder; and continues to say she doesn't have female friends because she can't stoop to the level of their conversation.

Younger audiences wouldn't be rolling their eyes against her ideal so much so if she had been honest from the get-go: Hey! I shacked up with a few guys, but that doesn't make me a bad person, deal with it; or I dated bigger names to maintain my status; or I'm just too insecure to have female friends.

That is the problem with saccharine -- it is sweet to begin with but leaves a bad aftertaste.

/Its been five months -- time to hit the gym.


I might find myself in agreement with your sentiments were she an American actress, but expectations in India are far more traditional. You may recall that American actor Richard Gere was forced to issue an apology for kissing Indian actress Shilpa Shetty at a public event, a gesture that was patently a platonic expression of affection, and that would have been so acceptable here that it would have passed without notice.
 
2012-05-18 02:27:56 AM

Lollipop165: To all you Farkers/ettes, a game of "who would you do?":

A) current "ate too many samosas" Aishwarya Rai
OR
B) current "needs to be force fed samosas" Angelina Jolie

????

An inquiring Farkette would like answers.


I'd choose B, if only because I've been aware of Angelina Jolie, and lusted for her, for far longer.
 
2012-05-18 02:33:45 AM
Beckham actually doesn't look quite as bony anymore. Good.
 
2012-05-18 03:54:55 AM
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2012-05-18 07:54:39 AM

nimawai: HOLY COW! A woman who's not starving herself to fit into the western world's version of beauty a couple months after giving birth. Grab the pitchforks Jim Bob! We must go a stormin'.

Aishwarya Rai is stunning. Even with the extra chin. I'm a straight american girl & I'd go gay for her in a heartbeat. She's 38 & she actually eats. It's not like she's going to be a size 0 2 days after giving birth like Victoria Becham. Everyone know that biotch doesn't eat. Good on Aishwarya for taking the slow healthy way to losing weight after giving birth.


You do realize India is in the Eastern world, right? Apparently the East doesn't like fat cows either. She doesn't have a duty to anyone, but that doesn't mean we have to pretend she still looks good either.
 
2012-05-18 01:06:21 PM

nimawai: I'm a straight american girl & I'd go gay for her in a heartbeat.


You're a straight american girl, then shut up and go on a diet.
 
2012-05-18 01:31:02 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x400]


She's 61 now. So whatever. When I'm 61 I'm taking up smoking, cocaine and farking every girl I meet up the ass bareback.
 
2012-05-18 02:44:35 PM
A former Bollywood sex-symbol/siren who was 57 when this snap of her was taken ...
www.hamaraphotos.com

/Hot like Zeenat Aman is ...
 
2012-05-18 03:06:12 PM
And they have a book over there that's all about having sex!
 
2012-05-18 04:54:32 PM

LL316: nimawai: HOLY COW! A woman who's not starving herself to fit into the western world's version of beauty a couple months after giving birth. Grab the pitchforks Jim Bob! We must go a stormin'.

Aishwarya Rai is stunning. Even with the extra chin. I'm a straight american girl & I'd go gay for her in a heartbeat. She's 38 & she actually eats. It's not like she's going to be a size 0 2 days after giving birth like Victoria Becham. Everyone know that biotch doesn't eat. Good on Aishwarya for taking the slow healthy way to losing weight after giving birth.

You do realize India is in the Eastern world, right? Apparently the East doesn't like fat cows either. She doesn't have a duty to anyone, but that doesn't mean we have to pretend she still looks good either.


You do realize because of TV, Movies, & the internet that the western world has influenced the eastern world? Right?

Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. It's a shame that people are so conditioned that they can only see beauty if it's in a size 0. I'd rather eat & be healthy than date someone only after looks any day.

/Yes I'm fat, IE not a size 0, go ahead & make your jokes
 
2012-05-19 12:59:59 PM
TyrantII
///Treadmill for 2 hours is a bad move, it can actually make girls fatter


It can? Fark.
 
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