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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Indian media upset that new mom Aishwarya Rai has eaten too many sammiches   (smh.com.au) divider line 81
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2012-05-17 03:27:28 PM
It's because they all have small penises there: World Map of Penis Size

Any extra fat is discouraged.

And having a small penis makes you generally angry anyway (I've heard).

/got my troll cap on
 
2012-05-17 03:45:31 PM
who made 'em?
 
2012-05-17 03:52:04 PM
Yeah well. It's called aging. Just ask Jessica Simpson.

/You want to know what a woman will look like later in life, check out her mother.
 
2012-05-17 03:53:13 PM
I'll give her some ballywood.
 
2012-05-17 03:54:13 PM
How can she slap eat?
 
2012-05-17 03:54:45 PM

nvmac: And having a small penis makes you generally angry anyway (I've heard).


I'm cool with that.

/21 cm, ftw.
 
2012-05-17 03:55:19 PM
Duty???

Uh, there are some ladies on the other side of the world that would "go Bobbitt" for that word in that context.
 
2012-05-17 03:55:32 PM
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"Aishwarya is like a goddess," said Showbusiness columnist Shobhaa De.
 
2012-05-17 04:05:19 PM
She's a farking sow
 
2012-05-17 04:05:24 PM
Aishwarya Rai: Bollywood's Megan Fox (in terms of filmography)?


Discuss.
 
2012-05-17 04:09:59 PM
Aaaagh! I wish someone would have warned me that that Beckham coont was there. Ow, my eyes!
 
2012-05-17 04:11:52 PM
Someone alert me when we are talking about Priya Rai
 
2012-05-17 04:19:00 PM

rogue49: Uh, there are some ladies on the other side of the world that would "go Bobbitt" for that word in that context.


Fortunately, not all women are delusional American women.
 
2012-05-17 04:24:40 PM
Casino or tech support?
 
2012-05-17 04:30:05 PM
She is a Bollywood actress and it is her duty to look good and fit ... She needs to learn from people like Victoria Beckham who are back to size zero weeks after their delivery


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2012-05-17 04:30:48 PM

Shez07: Someone alert me when we are talking about Priya Rai


Yeah ditto for me
 
2012-05-17 04:31:21 PM
Wow imagine that.Females aren't a size 1 the day after carrying a human inside them for 9 months.It takes time to lose weight.
 
2012-05-17 04:34:29 PM

groppet: Shez07: Someone alert me when we are talking about Priya Rai

Yeah ditto for me


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2012-05-17 04:41:14 PM
I'd just roll her in Chakki Atta and find the wet spot.
 
2012-05-17 04:46:11 PM
HOLY COW! A woman who's not starving herself to fit into the western world's version of beauty a couple months after giving birth. Grab the pitchforks Jim Bob! We must go a stormin'.

Aishwarya Rai is stunning. Even with the extra chin. I'm a straight american girl & I'd go gay for her in a heartbeat. She's 38 & she actually eats. It's not like she's going to be a size 0 2 days after giving birth like Victoria Becham. Everyone know that biotch doesn't eat. Good on Aishwarya for taking the slow healthy way to losing weight after giving birth.
 
2012-05-17 04:47:08 PM
The Dr. told me that is is healthy for a pregnant women to gain about 20 lbs during a pregnancy ...

Your Grandmother and great-grandmother maybe never gained that much weight during a pregnancy ... when they had a craving they had to make a sandwich ... no tubs of ice cream and Taco Bell!
 
2012-05-17 04:49:28 PM

nvmac: It's because they all have small penises there: World Map of Penis Size

Any extra fat is discouraged.

And having a small penis makes you generally angry anyway (I've heard).

/got my troll cap on


Huh. I've seen way too many Red Dot Indian penises for my own good, and they seemed to be a fair size. One guy at the gym has quite the shlong actually.
 
2012-05-17 04:50:18 PM
To women having a kid is a great excuse to finally let themselves go and release their inner sow, that's why so many of them are eager to get knocked up.
 
2012-05-17 04:52:44 PM
Indian women tend to gain weight more than women in other cultures. They have naturally wide hips and thighs, and it all fills in after having children.

/discuss
 
2012-05-17 04:58:47 PM

GungFu: How can she slap eat?


This reference always makes me laugh out loud. No matter how often i see it.



/HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?
 
2012-05-17 04:59:00 PM
I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

/I'd rent a crane
//I keed, I keed
 
2012-05-17 05:04:42 PM

vinnydoz007: /HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?


May He Poop?

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2012-05-17 05:07:13 PM

TravisBickle62: To women having a kid is a great excuse to finally let themselves go and release their inner sow, that's why so many of them are eager to get knocked up.


You're probably being snarky, but I see it time and time again.
Wife kept about 15 lbs of her "baby weight" after the first one. She kept an additional 20 lbs after the second one. She never looked back.
My penis has a sad.
 
2012-05-17 05:09:39 PM
I thought they worshipped cows over there? What the!?
 
2012-05-17 05:16:36 PM
Personally, I never lost the beer weight...

Oh wait, I still drink beer...
 
2012-05-17 05:17:41 PM

tattedupgirl: Wow imagine that.Females aren't a size 1 the day after carrying a human inside them for 9 months.It takes time to lose weight.


Dammit, pregnant women should be working out 6 hours a day and eating only pre-chewed lettuce and Diet Coke. While delivering, they should be doing bikram yoga and pilates at the same time. Then they will stay a size -2 and remain worthy enough for me to fap to!
 
2012-05-17 05:18:02 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I thought they worshipped cows over there? What the!?


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2012-05-17 05:20:39 PM

TravisBickle62: To women having a kid is a great excuse to finally let themselves go and release their inner sow, that's why so many of them are eager to get knocked up.


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2012-05-17 05:22:39 PM
My first greenlight EVAR! High fives all around!

On topic though, I will say those magazines showing celebrities back to a size 0 two weeks after their due date piss me off. I can't imagine that there's a healthy way to do that. And I know a lot of women who get very depressed because it is hard to lose the weight.

Its nice to see that "the most beautiful woman in the world" has pregnancy weight issues just like us "normies".
 
2012-05-17 05:27:01 PM

farkingismybusiness: Not as bad as Bryce Dallas Howard.

From this...
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To this...
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I hate you for ruining her in my mind.

I need sometihng to forget that....
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2012-05-17 05:46:52 PM

nvmac: It's because they all have small penises there: World Map of Penis Size


So THAT'S why they want to take over Pakistan! It all makes sense now!
 
2012-05-17 05:51:16 PM
Have of Geenland has bigger wangs than the other half?
 
2012-05-17 05:55:51 PM

DeltaPunch: Indian women tend to gain weight more than women in other cultures. They have naturally wide hips and thighs, and it all fills in after having children.

/discuss


Those saris don't do much to prevent middle age lumpiness.
 
2012-05-17 06:02:17 PM
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2012-05-17 06:04:22 PM
They're just pissy because she can afford food.
 
2012-05-17 06:05:32 PM

Red Shirt Blues: [sandalwoodandjasmine.com image 640x502]


Great googily moogily.
 
2012-05-17 06:07:31 PM
There have been many articles about her gaining weight mainly because she sold herself as the perfect ideal for so long. She was the saccharine sweet Bollywood heroine -- though she had multiple boyfriends she claims she was a virgin until marriage; she married into Bollywood royalty (the Bachchans) after working her way through ever increasingly more famous actors -- dropping multiple boyfriends when their film careers started to flounder; and continues to say she doesn't have female friends because she can't stoop to the level of their conversation.

Younger audiences wouldn't be rolling their eyes against her ideal so much so if she had been honest from the get-go: Hey! I shacked up with a few guys, but that doesn't make me a bad person, deal with it; or I dated bigger names to maintain my status; or I'm just too insecure to have female friends.

That is the problem with saccharine -- it is sweet to begin with but leaves a bad aftertaste.

/Its been five months -- time to hit the gym.
 
2012-05-17 06:14:47 PM
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Say, is that a sammich on the floor?
 
2012-05-17 06:16:28 PM

Red Shirt Blues: [sandalwoodandjasmine.com image 640x502]


I see nothing in either pic that I can't work with(or on) with undisguised relish.

/Suck it,Indian media!
 
2012-05-17 06:16:49 PM
Probably read one too many threads in the Entertainment tab with all the Studmen we have here
 
2012-05-17 06:21:00 PM

Lollipop165: My first greenlight EVAR! High fives all around!

On topic though, I will say those magazines showing celebrities back to a size 0 two weeks after their due date piss me off. I can't imagine that there's a healthy way to do that. And I know a lot of women who get very depressed because it is hard to lose the weight.

Its nice to see that "the most beautiful woman in the world" has pregnancy weight issues just like us "normies".


It sounds like an urban legend but if you doctor shop around and have the money, you can find an OB who gives you a C-Section in your 8th month (before your body stretches past the point of no return) and then you have a plastic surgeon who immediately administers a tummy tuck. farked up, but it's true.
 
2012-05-17 06:24:42 PM

Dear_Leader: Have of Geenland has bigger wangs than the other half?



You on high grack?
 
2012-05-17 06:41:57 PM
HotIgneous Intruder: Yeah well. It's called aging. Just ask Jessica Simpson.

/You want to know what a woman will look like later in life, check out her mother.


No, it's called eating.
 
2012-05-17 06:50:15 PM
nimawai: HOLY COW! A woman who's not starving herself to fit into the western world's version of beauty a couple months after giving birth. Grab the pitchforks Jim Bob! We must go a stormin'.

Aishwarya Rai is stunning. Even with the extra chin. I'm a straight american girl & I'd go gay for her in a heartbeat. She's 38 & she actually eats. It's not like she's going to be a size 0 2 days after giving birth like Victoria Becham. Everyone know that biotch doesn't eat. Good on Aishwarya for taking the slow healthy way to losing weight after giving birth.


Blah.

You can eat a shiat tone and be skinny. Anyone can. It comes down to lifestyle, exercise, and food choice. Some people simply don't want to deal with that.

I'm fine if that's what they want, but don't try framing this as you're either starving or your give in to unabashed gluttony. It's just a lie fat people tell themselves when they don't want to make the lifestyle change away from the pizza rolls towards running 5 miles a day and eating heaping, delicious portions of healthier food. Lifestyle changes are hard, but it's not hard to get results for doing it. And you won't be "starving" yourself. In many cases you calorie intake will actually increase. It's just you'll be eating a lot less cake and pizza.

/if ur starving trying to lose weight, ur doing it wrong
//Girls need to get it out of their head that resistance weight training will turn them into Arnold, it's impossible without juicing
///Treadmill for 2 hours is a bad move, it can actually make girls fatter
 
2012-05-17 06:54:55 PM
I'd still hit it.

/love those eyes
 
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