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2012-05-17 11:03:06 PM
Someone finds a reference that Obama was born on Kenya, and the left still blame conspiracy theorists...for pointing it out.
 
2012-05-17 11:04:22 PM
whidbey: Sabyen91: /The right has become a bunch of pussies.

Which is why we must bomb bomb Iran.


No, we must bomb, bomb Iran and then let the poor protect us.
 
2012-05-17 11:05:13 PM
Euell Gibbons: Someone finds a reference that Obama was born on Kenya, and the left still blame conspiracy theorists...for pointing it out.

Actually we are blaming you for being dumb as shiat.
 
2012-05-17 11:05:17 PM
Noam Chimpsky: jso2897:

I'm pretty sure the "American Voter" doesn't give a rat's ass about any of this.
It didn't work in '08, and I see no reason to expect it to work now.

Except there is new birther in town who is insisting the president was born in Kenya, and that birther's name is Barack Hussein Obama.


I am curious: are you "trolling", or are you actually mentally retarded?
 
2012-05-17 11:05:46 PM
Noam Chimpsky: jso2897:

I'm pretty sure the "American Voter" doesn't give a rat's ass about any of this.
It didn't work in '08, and I see no reason to expect it to work now.

Except there is new birther in town who is insisting the president was born in Kenya, and that birther's name is Barack Hussein Obama.


Exactly! See, and tomorrow Romney and all the Republican candidates will start calling Obama a Kenyan or an American pretending to be Kenyan, right? Because it's such a winning issue for the Republicans and all, right?
 
2012-05-17 11:07:14 PM
Euell Gibbons: Obama was born on Kenya

DERP
 
2012-05-17 11:08:27 PM
Euell Gibbons: Someone finds a reference that Obama was born on Kenya, and the left still blame conspiracy theorists...for pointing it out.

Are you attempting to engage in "trolling", or do you suffer from mental retardation?
 
2012-05-17 11:10:13 PM
Noam Chimpsky: jso2897:

I'm pretty sure the "American Voter" doesn't give a rat's ass about any of this.
It didn't work in '08, and I see no reason to expect it to work now.

Except there is new birther in town who is insisting the president was born in Kenya, and that birther's name is Barack Hussein Obama.


Yeah - that will fly. I'm sure this will have a major influence on something or other.
Look - the discussion is amusing, and it's fun to troll these threads - but I do hope you don't REALLY take this seriously. That would be bad, man.
 
2012-05-17 11:10:23 PM
gimmegimme: "My name is Barack Obama. My mother was born in Kansas, my father was born in Kenya, and I was born, of course, in Hawaii..."

That was the best joke of the Correspondents dinner.
 
2012-05-17 11:11:10 PM
Mikey1969: SlothB77: You can stop calling us racists now.

Why? Because you now supposedly have your claims supported YEARS after the fact? You didn't have this "evidence" when you first made the claim, vindication after the fact doesn't do you any good. Besides, there is nothing that states that this wasn't a mistake. It was nothing but a small run promotional booklet, not exactly a large audience, so the fact checking probably wasn't the most stringent.


really you're basing your objection to this on sheer ignorance? I mean vanity makes more sense from Obama's standpoint. Pump up your multi-cultural vibes as being foreign rather than american cause its just not cool to be from the USA. This makes sense in that context. a mistake would have been a misspelling of his name. That is deliberate. don't be a douche.
 
2012-05-17 11:12:03 PM
intelligent comment below: gimmegimme: "My name is Barack Obama. My mother was born in Kansas, my father was born in Kenya, and I was born, of course, in Hawaii..."

That was the best joke of the Correspondents dinner.


Your user name is so inappropriate. Unless you mean the next person in line.
 
2012-05-17 11:13:43 PM
TDBoedy: a mistake would have been a misspelling of his name. That is deliberate. don't be a douche.

LOL another birther "gotcha" post.
 
2012-05-17 11:14:01 PM
dosboot: If by "few" you mean 2000. How about you think about your little baseless claim?

static.guim.co.uk

I'm going to stop right there as you live in the land of partisanship and unicorns and I live in reality.


That is a few sorties in support of Europeans who wanted the war and asked America to help.

There were no troops on the ground, zero lives lost, and the Americans are long gone.

Yeah what a horrible horrible war.

You live in reality? Reality and non baseless claims like your accusation of Obama starting wars in Yemen and Somalia? You're too retarded to debate. Goodbye.
 
2012-05-17 11:14:15 PM
intelligent comment below: gimmegimme: "My name is Barack Obama. My mother was born in Kansas, my father was born in Kenya, and I was born, of course, in Hawaii..."

That was the best joke of the Correspondents dinner.


At this dinner, yes. But it was not not as good as coming out to the dais to the song, "I Am a Real American!" at the C.D in 2011. That was awesome and hilarious. And in front of D-bag Trump.
 
2012-05-17 11:15:16 PM
So...Obama has kept this deep dark secret about being born in Kenya for his entire life...but told the literary agent for some reason? Even though in his book he said he was born in Hawaii.

The "vetting" continues...
 
2012-05-17 11:15:38 PM
The topic was the CD 2012 and his wink wink was the funniest thing of the night. Yes that was the best part of 2011
 
2012-05-17 11:15:50 PM
Euell Gibbons: Someone finds a reference that Obama was born on Kenya, and the left still blame conspiracy theorists...for pointing it out.

Well, there's no harm done to "blame" you for - but it does seem odd that anyone would think that any of this nonsense will ever enter into the serious debate surrounding the election. Again, Poe's law is always in play, and neither is it my intention to disparage trolls, since they are my chief source of entertainment here, and also I am one.
But jeez, guyz - I hope nobody REALLY takes this seriously.
 
2012-05-17 11:16:52 PM
eddiesocket: but told the literary agent for some reason?

[citation needed]
 
2012-05-17 11:17:57 PM
So, does anyone actually have a link to the "real" news regarding this nontroversy, or is Breitfart the only game in town here?
 
2012-05-17 11:19:38 PM
intelligent comment below: eddiesocket: but told the literary agent for some reason?

[citation needed]


Wow. Please don't be this stupid. Please.
 
2012-05-17 11:20:36 PM
Idk about this beitbert character but what's up with the Oakland As considering moving?
 
2012-05-17 11:21:07 PM
Don't be stupid? Nobody but you is claiming Obama told the literary agent, in her own words she admitted they did a poor job of vetting the blurb written by some intern.
 
2012-05-17 11:23:08 PM
intelligent comment below: Don't be stupid? Nobody but you is claiming Obama told the literary agent, in her own words she admitted they did a poor job of vetting the blurb written by some intern.

HOLY SHIAT, MORON. I was being sarcastic. I was pointing out how ridiculous it would be for Obama to tell his deep dark secret to his literally agent despite "lying" in his book that he was born in Hawaii.

Holy shiat. Are you sure you're not a birther?
 
2012-05-17 11:23:13 PM
intelligent comment below: The topic was the CD 2012 and his wink wink was the funniest thing of the night. Yes that was the best part of 2011

WHAT
 
2012-05-17 11:23:14 PM
Of course he was born in Kenya! Look at the color of his skin!
 
2012-05-17 11:23:23 PM
RyogaM: Noam Chimpsky: jso2897:

I'm pretty sure the "American Voter" doesn't give a rat's ass about any of this.
It didn't work in '08, and I see no reason to expect it to work now.

Except there is new birther in town who is insisting the president was born in Kenya, and that birther's name is Barack Hussein Obama.

Exactly! See, and tomorrow Romney and all the Republican candidates will start calling Obama a Kenyan or an American pretending to be Kenyan, right? Because it's such a winning issue for the Republicans and all, right?


They merely need to say they can't vouch for Obama's several narratives, and they can't. If I was running and the media asked me, I'd say I believe the story about how his parents met in Selma, Alabama in 1965 because that is the narrative that I heard from his own mouth that didn't include a wink at the end. There wouldn't be any follow-up questions.
 
2012-05-17 11:24:26 PM
eddiesocket: So...Obama has kept this deep dark secret about being born in Kenya for his entire life...but told the literary agent for some reason? Even though in his book he said he was born in Hawaii.

The "vetting" continues...


No, dumbass - can't you keep up with the narrative? Obama DELIBERATELY planted the misinformation so that he could establish phoney multicultural cred, and seem cool so he could screw naive white college girls and weasel his way into affirmative action and get a faek law degree and become a senator and then president.. Or something like that - they've got it all figured out somehow, huge deal that it is.
 
2012-05-17 11:26:15 PM
Noam Chimpsky: They merely need to say they can't vouch for Obama's several narratives

???
There have been "several narratives?"

Um, pretty sure the "narratives" created by Breitbart/WND/et al don't count.
 
2012-05-17 11:26:50 PM
Sabyen91: You are against a successful mission with zero American casualties that resulted in a country ridding itself of a terrorist dictator

I am against the violation of the War Powers Act which, based upon previous conversations, you claim to know but is too long to read. As I pointed out before, the War Powers Act is 5 pages long.

I am against killing people in the name of oil/money. By the way, the Arab Spring will be replaced by the Muslim Brotherhood. Nice job.

I thought I hit "ignore" re: you when you admitted that reading 5 pages was beyond your attention span. I shall not make the same mistake twice.
 
2012-05-17 11:26:50 PM
Noam Chimpsky: They merely need to say they can't vouch for Obama's several narratives, and they can't

What are these "several narratives" from Obama himself? Please show me them.
 
2012-05-17 11:27:22 PM
jso2897: eddiesocket: So...Obama has kept this deep dark secret about being born in Kenya for his entire life...but told the literary agent for some reason? Even though in his book he said he was born in Hawaii.

The "vetting" continues...

No, dumbass - can't you keep up with the narrative? Obama DELIBERATELY planted the misinformation so that he could establish phoney multicultural cred, and seem cool so he could screw naive white college girls and weasel his way into affirmative action and get a faek law degree and become a senator and then president.. Or something like that - they've got it all figured out somehow, huge deal that it is.


Batman never had such a diabolical foe.
 
2012-05-17 11:27:35 PM
Noam Chimpsky: RyogaM: Noam Chimpsky: jso2897:

I'm pretty sure the "American Voter" doesn't give a rat's ass about any of this.
It didn't work in '08, and I see no reason to expect it to work now.

Except there is new birther in town who is insisting the president was born in Kenya, and that birther's name is Barack Hussein Obama.

Exactly! See, and tomorrow Romney and all the Republican candidates will start calling Obama a Kenyan or an American pretending to be Kenyan, right? Because it's such a winning issue for the Republicans and all, right?

They merely need to say they can't vouch for Obama's several narratives, and they can't. If I was running and the media asked me, I'd say I believe the story about how his parents met in Selma, Alabama in 1965 because that is the narrative that I heard from his own mouth that didn't include a wink at the end. There wouldn't be any follow-up questions.


Oh, Ok. For an uneasy minute or two there, I thought you were serious.
Whew! That's a relief!
 
2012-05-17 11:28:00 PM
dosboot: By the way, the Arab Spring will be replaced by the Muslim Brotherhood. Nice job

Congratulations. You have absolutely no clue what you're talking about AND you're stuck in 2010.
 
2012-05-17 11:28:20 PM
eddiesocket: intelligent comment below: Don't be stupid? Nobody but you is claiming Obama told the literary agent, in her own words she admitted they did a poor job of vetting the blurb written by some intern.

HOLY SHIAT, MORON. I was being sarcastic. I was pointing out how ridiculous it would be for Obama to tell his deep dark secret to his literally agent despite "lying" in his book that he was born in Hawaii.

Holy shiat. Are you sure you're not a birther?


Your statement, while intended as sarcasm, was indistinguishable from a statement that an actual birther might issue with serious intent.
 
2012-05-17 11:28:36 PM
cameroncrazy1984: WHAT

His wink wink I was born in Hawaii was the funniest part of CD2012. The best part of the 2011 dinner was coming out to that I am an American song.
 
2012-05-17 11:28:58 PM
cameroncrazy1984: dosboot: By the way, the Arab Spring will be replaced by the Muslim Brotherhood. Nice job

Congratulations. You have absolutely no clue what you're talking about AND you're stuck in 2010.


Bonus: voted for Bush at least once.
 
2012-05-17 11:30:28 PM
intelligent comment below: cameroncrazy1984: WHAT

His wink wink I was born in Hawaii was the funniest part of CD2012. The best part of the 2011 dinner was coming out to that I am an American song.


I dunno if that was the funniest part. But they get birthers riled up so they're not terrible.
 
2012-05-17 11:31:23 PM
intelligent comment below: dosboot: If by "few" you mean 2000. How about you think about your little baseless claim?

static.guim.co.uk

I'm going to stop right there as you live in the land of partisanship and unicorns and I live in reality.

That is a few sorties in support of Europeans who wanted the war and asked America to help.
2000 sorties by the United States is not a few and is in fact represents the plurality of sorties when compared to the other nations.
There were no troops on the ground, zero lives lost, and the Americans are long gone.

There are many Libyans who lost their mates and children who would disagree that "zero lives were lost"
Unless of course you don't count brown people....
 
2012-05-17 11:31:50 PM
dosboot:

I am against the violation of the War Powers Act which, based upon previous conversations, you claim to know but is too long to read. As I pointed out before, the War Powers Act is 5 pages long.

I am against killing people in the name of oil/money. By the way, the Arab Spring will be replaced by the Muslim Brotherhood. Nice job.

I thought I hit "ignore" re: you when you admitted that reading 5 pages was beyond your attention span. I shall not make the same mistake twice.



Who did you vote for in 2000 and 2004?

So you want evil dictators to rule over people just because the majority of them might vote in a moderate Islamic party?
 
2012-05-17 11:32:29 PM
dosboot: Sabyen91: You are against a successful mission with zero American casualties that resulted in a country ridding itself of a terrorist dictator

I am against the violation of the War Powers Act which, based upon previous conversations, you claim to know but is too long to read. As I pointed out before, the War Powers Act is 5 pages long.

I am against killing people in the name of oil/money. By the way, the Arab Spring will be replaced by the Muslim Brotherhood. Nice job.

I thought I hit "ignore" re: you when you admitted that reading 5 pages was beyond your attention span. I shall not make the same mistake twice.


Hmm. dosboot: Sabyen91: You are against a successful mission with zero American casualties that resulted in a country ridding itself of a terrorist dictator

I am against the violation of the War Powers Act which, based upon previous conversations, you claim to know but is too long to read. As I pointed out before, the War Powers Act is 5 pages long.

I am against killing people in the name of oil/money. By the way, the Arab Spring will be replaced by the Muslim Brotherhood. Nice job.

I thought I hit "ignore" re: you when you admitted that reading 5 pages was beyond your attention span. I shall not make the same mistake twice.


Mind linking that?
 
2012-05-17 11:32:47 PM
dosboot: There are many Libyans who lost their mates and children who would disagree that "zero lives were lost"
Unless of course you don't count brown people


There would have been many more had the LIbyan government been allowed to continue using their Air Force against its own people, don't you agree?
 
2012-05-17 11:34:01 PM
cameroncrazy1984: dosboot: By the way, the Arab Spring will be replaced by the Muslim Brotherhood. Nice job

Congratulations. You have absolutely no clue what you're talking about AND you're stuck in 2010.


Self determination is only cool if they decide to do what we want.
 
2012-05-17 11:34:34 PM
dosboot: There are many Libyans who lost their mates and children who would disagree that "zero lives were lost"
Unless of course you don't count brown people....



The topic here is American lives and money lost compared to Bush's Iraq and Afghanistan conflicts. Nice attempt at turning this into cries of racism though.

Europe asked Obama to help them just like they helped America in Iraq and Afghanistan. Obama had no choice but to accept.

And not half as many Libyan lives as would have been killed by Gaddafi.
 
2012-05-17 11:35:14 PM
dosboot: intelligent comment below: dosboot: If by "few" you mean 2000. How about you think about your little baseless claim?

static.guim.co.uk

I'm going to stop right there as you live in the land of partisanship and unicorns and I live in reality.

That is a few sorties in support of Europeans who wanted the war and asked America to help.
2000 sorties by the United States is not a few and is in fact represents the plurality of sorties when compared to the other nations.
There were no troops on the ground, zero lives lost, and the Americans are long gone.
There are many Libyans who lost their mates and children who would disagree that "zero lives were lost"
Unless of course you don't count brown people....


Libya was also looking like it was going to culminate in ethnic cleansing and have fighter jets being used to bomb their own villages/cities. It's easy to complain about past actions but how about exercising some perspective and rage against the Iraq war or something.
 
2012-05-17 11:36:32 PM
intelligent comment below: Don't be stupid? Nobody but you is claiming Obama told the literary agent, in her own words she admitted they did a poor job of vetting the blurb written by some intern.

Sorry, I misunderstood your tone.
 
2012-05-17 11:37:24 PM
dosboot: intelligent comment below: dosboot: If by "few" you mean 2000. How about you think about your little baseless claim?

static.guim.co.uk

I'm going to stop right there as you live in the land of partisanship and unicorns and I live in reality.

That is a few sorties in support of Europeans who wanted the war and asked America to help.
2000 sorties by the United States is not a few and is in fact represents the plurality of sorties when compared to the other nations.
There were no troops on the ground, zero lives lost, and the Americans are long gone.
There are many Libyans who lost their mates and children who would disagree that "zero lives were lost"
Unless of course you don't count brown people....


Yeah, brother - I feel your rage at what that bloodthirsty, war-mongering Obama did to the peace-loving legacy of the Ghandi-like GWB. We war-hating, sensitive pacifists must unite behind the Republicans, the Party of Peace, and throw this dangerous war hawk out of the White House!
We're concerned!
 
2012-05-17 11:38:19 PM
Noam Chimpsky: RyogaM: Noam Chimpsky: jso2897:

I'm pretty sure the "American Voter" doesn't give a rat's ass about any of this.
It didn't work in '08, and I see no reason to expect it to work now.

Except there is new birther in town who is insisting the president was born in Kenya, and that birther's name is Barack Hussein Obama.

Exactly! See, and tomorrow Romney and all the Republican candidates will start calling Obama a Kenyan or an American pretending to be Kenyan, right? Because it's such a winning issue for the Republicans and all, right?

They merely need to say they can't vouch for Obama's several narratives, and they can't. If I was running and the media asked me, I'd say I believe the story about how his parents met in Selma, Alabama in 1965 because that is the narrative that I heard from his own mouth that didn't include a wink at the end. There wouldn't be any follow-up questions.


Right. Sure. The issue is such a great issue for the Republicans, and it's so obvious given this new evidence that Obama is a Kenyan or an American claiming to be a Kenyan, that you'd would completely not discuss it at all and give an answer that has absolutely nothing to do with the question. Sure. I believe you. Why, I always give up compelling and winning arguments when I argue in real life
 
2012-05-17 11:40:53 PM
ferretman: Breitbarts entire point is that this wasn't seen until now (not that it is real; mis-print or selling angle) but that the MSM never even came across this when, until 2007, it was available on the web. A simple Google search by the media would of brought this up.

The MSM has stopped being journalists and have been bought by the political parties. Be afraid, very afraid.


Oh, and I can see that story breaking:

THIS JUST IN: CBS News reporters today uncovered a discrepancy in Obama's bio. A short time later, we confirmed it was inaccurate, because we're FARKING SANE and don't report on every willy-nilly conspiracy theory.
 
2012-05-17 11:43:11 PM
Bios are not written by the publisher. They are provided to the publisher by the author or his publicist. When it was convenient for Barack to be from Kenya (to play up the black and downplay the white momma), he was from Kenya. He was still identified as being born in Kenya when he was first elected to the senate. Then, when he started running for president, the narrative changed and he was born in Hawaii.

Does it mean that he was born in Kenya? No. Does it mean that the president is the biggest cipher to ever inhabit the Oval Office (including the hiding of school transcripts and records related to his employement), well, the facts speak for themselves.
 
2012-05-17 11:43:38 PM
RyogaM: Noam Chimpsky: RyogaM: Noam Chimpsky: jso2897:

I'm pretty sure the "American Voter" doesn't give a rat's ass about any of this.
It didn't work in '08, and I see no reason to expect it to work now.

Except there is new birther in town who is insisting the president was born in Kenya, and that birther's name is Barack Hussein Obama.

Exactly! See, and tomorrow Romney and all the Republican candidates will start calling Obama a Kenyan or an American pretending to be Kenyan, right? Because it's such a winning issue for the Republicans and all, right?

They merely need to say they can't vouch for Obama's several narratives, and they can't. If I was running and the media asked me, I'd say I believe the story about how his parents met in Selma, Alabama in 1965 because that is the narrative that I heard from his own mouth that didn't include a wink at the end. There wouldn't be any follow-up questions.

Right. Sure. The issue is such a great issue for the Republicans, and it's so obvious given this new evidence that Obama is a Kenyan or an American claiming to be a Kenyan, that you'd would completely not discuss it at all and give an answer that has absolutely nothing to do with the question. Sure. I believe you. Why, I always give up compelling and winning arguments when I argue in real life


I think he was playing "Fantasy Presidential Candidate" in his mind. It was at that point that I began to feel a distinct tugging on my leg.
 
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