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(Breitbart.com)   Andrew Breitbart was never a "Birther" but Barack Hussein Obama's first literary agency, Acton & Dystel was   (breitbart.com) divider line 565
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2012-05-17 02:58:57 PM  
I don't know what Breitbart really believed or didn't. I do know that he thought Birferism was a losing tactic and told Joseph Farrah that to his face. So I will give him some credit for that. But I can't say I'm convinced he dissed Birferism out of the goodness and decency of his dark heart.
 
2012-05-17 02:59:58 PM  
Who cares what Breitbart did or didn't do? He's just a dead moran now.
 
2012-05-17 03:00:42 PM  
That disclaimer is one of the most hilariously pathetic things I've ever seen.
 
2012-05-17 03:05:54 PM  
As noted in one of the comments, it's a test-printing. This won't stop Birthers and other assorted conservative nuts from foaming at the mouth over it, though.

Damn Teabaggers
 
2012-05-17 03:07:23 PM  
Well, this is good enough for me. Remove him from office, take him off the ballots. President Biden it is!
 
2012-05-17 03:08:22 PM  
OMG, someone made a mistake in a bio on a test print run! That has never happened before in the history of man kind, and is certain proof that Obama is actually a Mexican Jew!
 
2012-05-17 03:10:12 PM  

ShawnDoc: OMG, someone made a mistake in a bio on a test print run! That has never happened before in the history of man kind, and is certain proof that Obama is actually a Mexican Jew!


Masa tov!
 
2012-05-17 03:15:13 PM  
I think he just wanted to get invited to some cool parties or clubs or something, like Elizabeth.
 
2012-05-17 03:22:40 PM  
my FB newsfeed has been lit up with this all morning long.
 
2012-05-17 03:28:40 PM  
cloudfront.mediamatters.org

So J.D. Hayworth really is an FTM transsexual?
 
2012-05-17 04:00:59 PM  
The comments there are great...

THETRUTHNOTHINMORE Seriously people. What is to be done about this? Obama needs to be detained right away. Everything he has signed needs to be undone. Right away. Like in the next 30 minutes everything this man has put ink to should be reversed. Everything.

TOMMYCONLON Everybody, even the OBOTS, know he's not eligible. They know the definition of natural born citizen didn't mysteriously change in 2008. They know there is more evidence that he's an Indonesian citizen than being an American. They simply do not care. They literally worship this man.

SARKOZYROCKS Fraud. This is compelling evidence of Fraud. Adherence to law and due process requires that Congress immediately investigate this new evidence, and re-examine the birth certificates for evidence of forgery. If deemed forgery, Obama should be impeached and sent to federal prison. If inconclusive, the conflicting evidence is good reason for a landslide loss in 2012 and social ostracism. Not a good day for Mr. Obama to say the least.

JACKBOOT Depending on where you are in your career/life stage in today's America, it helps at that time to claim you were born in Kenya. Sometimes it helps to claim you are a minority Cherokee.
 
2012-05-17 04:09:09 PM  
You can stop calling us racists now.
 
2012-05-17 04:10:23 PM  

SlothB77: You can stop calling us racists now.


I don't get it.
 
2012-05-17 04:12:41 PM  
www.theblaze.com
 
2012-05-17 04:12:45 PM  
Morans, morans as far as the eye can see.
 
2012-05-17 04:14:21 PM  

Sgt Otter: [cloudfront.mediamatters.org image 573x348]

So J.D. Hayworth really is an FTM transsexual?


Do you have proof that he's not a FTM transsexual?
 
2012-05-17 04:15:00 PM  

SlothB77: You can stop calling us racists now.


I decree that this misprinted test printing of a pamphlet absolves you of all the racist things you have said, will say, want to say, and are currently thinking.
 
2012-05-17 04:15:04 PM  
Bush's fault
 
2012-05-17 04:15:41 PM  

sigdiamond2000: SlothB77: You can stop calling us racists now.

I don't get it.


Implying "they" were right all along and that birfers were therefore not just coming up with some bogus story to conceal their true racist motivations.
 
2012-05-17 04:15:47 PM  

sigdiamond2000: SlothB77: You can stop calling us racists now.

I don't get it.


Obama's literary agency tried to sell books with the backstory Obama was born in Kenya. Sure, it doesn't mean he *wasn't* still born to an American mother, but boy those endless republican Kenya jokes the left made sure do look foolish now.
 
2012-05-17 04:21:34 PM  
Breitbart might not have believed the birther nonsense, but the deather part certainly caught up with him.
 
2012-05-17 04:26:33 PM  
i.imgur.com

Well that does it. I guess the members of NKOTB are automatically President, VP, House Speaker, President Pro Tempore, and House Chaplain. Except for Danny. I've always hated that guy.
 
2012-05-17 04:26:33 PM  

SlothB77: sigdiamond2000: SlothB77: You can stop calling us racists now.

I don't get it.

Obama's literary agency tried to sell books with the backstory Obama was born in Kenya. Sure, it doesn't mean he *wasn't* still born to an American mother, but boy those endless republican Kenya jokes the left made sure do look foolish now.


You assholes were demanding a birf certificate as soon as Obama began to run on zero evidence that he was born in Kenya. You continue to doubt his citizenship to this day because somebody sent you an email in 2007 that said "FW: FW: FW: FW: Obama is not a citizen. Secret Muslim." Then it blew up into consipracy theory after conspiracy theory that became fact in some peoples minds. It's like you all have syphillis and it has caused brain damage.
 
2012-05-17 04:26:36 PM  
i'm not a birther. his mother is american. he could have been born on the moon for all i care. his mother was american at the time of his birth, so

The Naturalization Act of 1790 stated that "the children of citizens of the United States that may be born beyond sea, or out of the limits of the United States, shall be considered as natural born citizens".
 
2012-05-17 04:30:22 PM  
Well, at least Breitbart is actually dead. I don't need to see his death certificate to celebrate his death.
 
2012-05-17 04:32:06 PM  

SlothB77: i'm not a birther.


I hope you don't think I was implying that. That's why I put -they- in air quotey thingies. I was getting the joke.
 
2012-05-17 04:33:29 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-05-17 04:34:58 PM  
The obvious elephant in the room is that Obama was either lying then or lying now.
 
2012-05-17 04:36:05 PM  

EnviroDude: The obvious elephant in the room is that Obama was either lying then or lying now.


OR BOTH! Unless Soros and them have gotten to you too!
 
2012-05-17 04:37:08 PM  
On January 20th, 2013, President Obama should invite a moderate Muslim cleric to lead a prayer and usher in a golden age of trolling.
 
2012-05-17 04:40:07 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-05-17 04:44:38 PM  

EnviroDude: The obvious elephant in the room is that Obama was either lying then or lying now.


LOL. You're as evil as those people that believe such stuff are farking stupid.
 
2012-05-17 04:46:37 PM  

EnviroDude: The obvious elephant in the room is that Obama was either lying then or lying now.


So, the possibility that the guy who wrote this (hint: not Obama) made a mistake is inconceivable to you?
 
2012-05-17 04:47:02 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 238x500]

Well that does it. I guess the members of NKOTB are automatically President, VP, House Speaker, President Pro Tempore, and House Chaplain. Except for Danny. I've always hated that guy.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-17 04:47:13 PM  

EnviroDude: The obvious elephant in the room is that Obama was either lying then or lying now.


Exactly. Just follow the link. It shows that Bullcrack Hussy Fretbingo personally approved the text in question. We've got him now!

Plus, who cares if this was printed in 1991 while his birth announcement was printed in the 1961 edition of the Honolulu Advertiser. We should also discount his state issued birth certificate as well.

THIS is what we should believe. This right here. This brief jacket copy is obviously far more believable than all of that 'official' stuff. I say we run with it!
 
2012-05-17 04:50:47 PM  
It almost makes you wonder if the Obama campaign didn't leak this, just to re-invigorate the underpants on the head side of the GOP. After all, the whole birfer thing had sort of died down, hell even sherrif joe had lost some of his taste for the hunt.
 
2012-05-17 04:56:00 PM  

Dinki: It almost makes you wonder if the Obama campaign didn't leak this, just to re-invigorate the underpants on the head side of the GOP. After all, the whole birfer thing had sort of died down, hell even sherrif joe had lost some of his taste for the hunt.


i was thinking the very same thing.
 
2012-05-17 04:58:14 PM  
I see the thread has been shat upon and fled by the usual derper
 
2012-05-17 04:59:50 PM  

FlashHarry: Dinki: It almost makes you wonder if the Obama campaign didn't leak this, just to re-invigorate the underpants on the head side of the GOP. After all, the whole birfer thing had sort of died down, hell even sherrif joe had lost some of his taste for the hunt.

i was thinking the very same thing.


I guess we should expect to hear from The Donald again. Although I don't think he's got an Apprentice to push coming up.
 
2012-05-17 05:01:18 PM  

cannotsuggestaname: my FB newsfeed has been lit up with this all morning long.


Your friends are all idiots.
 
2012-05-17 05:04:41 PM  

Dinki: the underpants on the head side of the GOP.


There is a side other than that?
 
2012-05-17 05:23:21 PM  
"You're undoubtedly aware of the brouhaha stirred up by Breitbart about the erroneous statement in a client list Acton & Dystel published in 1991 (for circulation within the publishing industry only) that Barack Obama was born in Kenya. This was nothing more than a fact checking error by me -- an agency assistant at the time. There was never any information given to us by Obama in any of his correspondence or other communications suggesting in any way that he was born in Kenya and not Hawaii. I hope you can communicate to your readers that this was a simple mistake and nothing more."

That is what they want you to believe.
 
2012-05-17 05:26:07 PM  

propasaurus: cannotsuggestaname: my FB newsfeed has been lit up with this all morning long.

Your friends are all idiots.


lulz, some of them are indeed idiots but others are master trolls that are very much in to their art form so it is fun to see the responses they get :)
 
2012-05-17 05:26:21 PM  
Born on Mars, got it.
 
2012-05-17 05:45:08 PM  

SlothB77: i'm not a birther. his mother is american. he could have been born on the moon for all i care. his mother was american at the time of his birth, so

The Naturalization Act of 1790 stated that "the children of citizens of the United States that may be born beyond sea, or out of the limits of the United States, shall be considered as natural born citizens".


How do people not know this. So you and the husband doing charity work in Africa, have a kid there, and he's not a citizen? Bull shiat. You learned this in 5th grade civics, and you know it.
 
2012-05-17 05:46:29 PM  
By the way, considering the GOP's stance on abortion (a fetus is a life)... am I not a citizen if my parents farked in Canada and had me in American 9 months later?
 
2012-05-17 05:50:33 PM  
It is evidence...that Barack Obama's public persona has perhaps been presented differently at different times.

Which is nothing like Mitt Romney at all. And automatically makes Sarah Palin president.
 
2012-05-17 05:51:32 PM  
Wait, now I'm confused... Didn't we find out yesterday that he was in fact born in Hawaii, but that his grandfather was with the CIA and arranged the marriage between Barack's parents to cover up the fact that his father was actually some Communist?

Jesus, this is like trying to identify a single snowflake in a blizzard...
 
2012-05-17 05:52:48 PM  

downstairs: SlothB77: i'm not a birther. his mother is american. he could have been born on the moon for all i care. his mother was american at the time of his birth, so

The Naturalization Act of 1790 stated that "the children of citizens of the United States that may be born beyond sea, or out of the limits of the United States, shall be considered as natural born citizens".

How do people not know this. So you and the husband doing charity work in Africa, have a kid there, and he's not a citizen? Bull shiat. You learned this in 5th grade civics, and you know it.


Yeah, but apparently, there's some part that says that she had to live in the US for 5 years prior to him being born, or some such shiat... That's what the ones who claim not to hate him for his skin color claim.
 
2012-05-17 05:53:10 PM  

Mikey1969: Wait, now I'm confused... Didn't we find out yesterday that he was in fact born in Hawaii, but that his grandfather was with the CIA and arranged the marriage between Barack's parents to cover up the fact that his father was actually some Communist?



Tomorrow, we're going to learn that Obama's father was really with MI-5, He's British, and his real name is Neville Cumberbatch Hussein Fartbongo the Second upon Avon.
 
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