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(Christian Science Monitor)   ATTENTION DC FARKERS: Betty White will be at the National Zoo tomorrow. Line up and take your best shot, boys   (csmonitor.com) divider line 41
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2012-05-17 03:01:12 PM
That's enough Betty White!
 
2012-05-17 03:01:58 PM
New panda babies?

/DRTFA
 
2012-05-17 03:02:26 PM
I do get off early on Friday... and my office is 3 short blocks from the Red Line...
 
2012-05-17 03:04:15 PM
Is she going to throw out the first python?

/been watching Roger Ramjet on YouTube
 
2012-05-17 03:04:41 PM
I call dibs on farking her left ear
 
2012-05-17 03:06:13 PM
Line up and take your best shot, boys

That's what the animals are saying.
 
2012-05-17 03:06:23 PM
Whenever I glance and see "Betty White" in a greenlit link my heart goes up into my throat for a second.
 
2012-05-17 03:11:35 PM
horsegoeswest.com
 
2012-05-17 03:13:51 PM
I'd break her hip.
 
2012-05-17 03:14:23 PM
Have you ever seen her nude pictures from when she was younger?



yeeeah.com
 
2012-05-17 03:14:49 PM
Glad to hear it. Truly a beautiful American Institution.

The zoo's not bad either.
 
2012-05-17 03:16:11 PM
www.somuchwrong.com

oblig...
 
2012-05-17 03:16:33 PM
Will she be handling the trouser snake?
 
2012-05-17 03:19:55 PM
Alright! I always wanted to meet the Golden Girls. Does anyone know when Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan, or Estelle Getty will be appearing??
 
2012-05-17 03:20:44 PM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! Taking my Daughters preschool to the zoo tomorrow. IF the zoo isn't crowded enough you add this crap.

/I should start drinking now
//Maybe I could convince BW to flash the kids
 
2012-05-17 03:21:45 PM

Carn: New panda babies?

/DRTFA


Negative. She's being brought in to teach them what they are doing wrong.
 
2012-05-17 03:31:27 PM

Pick13: Taking my Daughters preschool to the zoo tomorrow. IF the zoo isn't crowded enough you add this crap.


That's a shame really. It's just such a depressing zoo.
 
2012-05-17 03:31:31 PM
Is the Zoo Bar still there?
 
2012-05-17 03:33:25 PM
DC trifecta in play?
 
2012-05-17 03:37:21 PM
www.transparencynow.com

Like a warm apple pie, I would.
 
2012-05-17 03:41:01 PM

kid_icarus: Whenever I glance and see "Betty White" in a greenlit link my heart goes up into my throat for a second.


Thought the very same thing.
 
2012-05-17 03:44:33 PM

yeah yeah I know: kid_icarus: Whenever I glance and see "Betty White" in a greenlit link my heart goes up into my throat for a second.

Thought the very same thing.


Must have a history of longevity in St. Olaf.
 
2012-05-17 04:09:54 PM
Off Their Rockers is one of the most hilarious shows. I just hope my mom never watches it, or she'll be doing the same pranks.
 
2012-05-17 04:15:10 PM

xxmedium: Carn: New panda babies?

/DRTFA

Negative. She's being brought in to teach them what they are doing wrong.


bow chicka ... wait what noise do pandas make?
 
2012-05-17 04:27:59 PM
I like Betty, but lost all respect when she endorsed an idiot for president.
 
2012-05-17 04:32:20 PM
And next week, Betty White and Abe Vigoda will be in California shooting a porno.
 
2012-05-17 04:34:05 PM

fat boy: And next week, Betty White and Abe Vigoda will be in California shooting a porno.


He can put away his viagra bottle for all this.
 
2012-05-17 04:38:01 PM

fat boy: And next week, Betty White and Abe Vigoda will be in California shooting a porno.


Will it be called "Fish"?
 
2012-05-17 04:47:09 PM

KatjaMouse: Pick13: Taking my Daughters preschool to the zoo tomorrow. IF the zoo isn't crowded enough you add this crap.

That's a shame really. It's just such a depressing zoo.


Very very true but, 4 and 5 year olds don't know the difference. Ignorance is Bliss
 
2012-05-17 04:54:04 PM

Pick13: KatjaMouse: Pick13: Taking my Daughters preschool to the zoo tomorrow. IF the zoo isn't crowded enough you add this crap.

That's a shame really. It's just such a depressing zoo.

Very very true but, 4 and 5 year olds don't know the difference. Ignorance is Bliss


I took my niece there recently and she loved it.
 
2012-05-17 05:15:46 PM
fat boy: And next week, Betty White and Abe Vigoda will be in California shooting a porno.

Ijustthrewupkitty.jpg
 
2012-05-17 06:09:31 PM

framitz: I like Betty, but lost all respect when she endorsed an idiot for president.


Is there really any other kind of person that is qualified for the office?
 
2012-05-17 06:34:16 PM
Visited the National Zoo a couple of years ago. I will give them credit for their captive cheetah breeding program (they were, IIRC, the first to figure out the social dynamics behind their mating behavior ) and the improvements in the elephants' exhibit.

They definitely merit a "Miss Congeniality" prize. They are trying to improve things.

Betty White's been a figure in animal charities for years. She paid 50K to ship the NOLA pengiuns to Monterey for their family reunion/spa vacation. Fed Ex got tons of PR and credit for shipping them back, but Betty was the one with the checkbook and did not ask for, want, or expect an ovation for it.
 
2012-05-17 07:43:13 PM
framitz: I like Betty, but lost all respect when she endorsed an idiot for president.

That doesn't narrow things down much
 
2012-05-17 07:47:26 PM

Oldiron_79: framitz: I like Betty, but lost all respect when she endorsed an idiot for president.

That doesn't narrow things down much


Some people just can't get over her endorsement of Hubert H. Humphrey in 1968...
 
2012-05-17 08:27:52 PM
She's one of the co-chairs of the board of trustees at the Los Angeles Zoo. This last January I was there and they happened to be having a party for her 90th birthday. Free cake for everyone!

Fun fact: Slash is also a trustee. Those have to be awesome meetings.
 
2012-05-17 09:38:48 PM
Betty White: A class act.
 
2012-05-18 02:08:59 AM

Contents Under Pressure: Visited the National Zoo a couple of years ago. I will give them credit for their captive cheetah breeding program (they were, IIRC, the first to figure out the social dynamics behind their mating behavior ) and the improvements in the elephants' exhibit.

They definitely merit a "Miss Congeniality" prize. They are trying to improve things.

Betty White's been a figure in animal charities for years. She paid 50K to ship the NOLA pengiuns to Monterey for their family reunion/spa vacation. Fed Ex got tons of PR and credit for shipping them back, but Betty was the one with the checkbook and did not ask for, want, or expect an ovation for it.



She's also a big supporter of the Zoo Veterinarians association. She apparently snuck quietly into a few talks at the conference when it was in LA a few years ago, and routinely donates to the auctions in support of AAZV. Doesn't seem to mess around when she supports a cause!
 
2012-05-18 07:57:59 AM
YAAAAWN.
 
2012-05-18 08:40:40 AM
I mis-read that as Barry White; did a quck double-take.
 
2012-05-18 09:18:26 AM
Sorry, doing a semi-public suspension
and then a brewfest in Frederick

She is the coolest though....
 
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