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(Starpulse)   Jennifer Lopez stars in the hottest airbrushed bikini photo shoot of a 42-year-old you'll ever see   (starpulse.com) divider line 57
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2012-05-17 03:30:45 PM  
Wow. I've found her hot for years, but that did nothing for me.
 
2012-05-17 03:34:02 PM  
Meh.

Idiot diva is still an idiot diva.

/"Diva" is Latin for "biatchy coont"
 
2012-05-17 03:34:14 PM  
I swear to all that is holy, if she walked in my house naked and begged me for it and my wife told me to go ahead, I would just call the cops.
 
2012-05-17 03:37:14 PM  
Muy caliente!
 
2012-05-17 03:41:16 PM  

The Muthaship: I swear to all that is holy, if she walked in my house naked and begged me for it and my wife told me to go ahead, I would just call the cops.


Now, that was worth the price of a new keyboard.
 
2012-05-17 03:42:32 PM  

The Muthaship: I swear to all that is holy, if she walked in my house naked and begged me for it and my wife told me to go ahead, I would just call the cops.


You want the cops to watch??? You sick fark.

JK..I have never found her the least bit hot. Not ugly, but just not sexy.
 
2012-05-17 03:42:34 PM  
Hate the b*tch, love the bod.
 
2012-05-17 03:51:56 PM  
She was in Out of Sight - in which she was quite possibly the most gorgeous woman on the planet.

She gets a lifetime pass from me, just for the Marino jersey scene alone.
 
2012-05-17 04:04:39 PM  
I'd step over Jennifer Lopez to get to Daisy Fuentes.
 
2012-05-17 04:16:52 PM  
Those are a solid 'meh'.

Sure, she ain't bad. I've certainly had a lot, lot worse.

I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin' crackers.

But I don't think I'd put a whole lot of effort into tryin' for it, if you take my meaning. There's a lot hotter just walking down the street in south Florida.
 
2012-05-17 04:39:54 PM  

zinny: I'd step over Jennifer Lopez to get to Daisy Fuentes.


This
 
2012-05-17 04:40:43 PM  

llort dam eht: he was in Out of Sight - in which she was quite possibly the most gorgeous woman on the planet.

She gets a lifetime pass from me, just for the Marino jersey scene alone.


Oh hell yes.

img003.lazygirls.info
 
2012-05-17 04:44:17 PM  
Body by Adobé.
 
2012-05-17 04:46:02 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Oh hell yes.


That picture looks good to you? I bet you go to WalMart for toothpaste and spend the whole day.
 
2012-05-17 04:50:01 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: llort dam eht: he was in Out of Sight - in which she was quite possibly the most gorgeous woman on the planet.

She gets a lifetime pass from me, just for the Marino jersey scene alone.

Oh hell yes.

[img003.lazygirls.info image 640x347]


Fat ass. Hope she wipes--feel sorry for the shorts.
 
2012-05-17 04:53:40 PM  

The Muthaship: Yanks_RSJ: Oh hell yes.

That picture looks good to you? I bet you go to WalMart for toothpaste and spend the whole day.


I don't feel the need to defend my personal tastes in women to a complete stranger, thanks.

For what it's worth, I'd have to cross a major river to get to a Wal-Mart from where I live.
 
2012-05-17 04:55:57 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: I don't feel the need to defend my personal tastes in women to a complete stranger, thanks.


No, no, not at all. My old pappy says the more things you like the more places you'll be happy. There's a lot more places to go see fat asses than their are the other kind.
 
2012-05-17 04:57:09 PM  

Yanks_RSJ:

For what it's worth, I'd have to cross a major river to get to a Wal-Mart from where I live.



Bridges-how do they work?
 
2012-05-17 04:58:46 PM  

zinny: I'd step over Jennifer Lopez to get to Daisy Fuentes. Sofia Vergara


Sorry but I'd like to aim high; and Daisy Fuentes isn't the measuring stick anymore.
 
2012-05-17 04:59:27 PM  

AMonkey'sUncle: Body by Adobé.


Win.
 
2012-05-17 05:02:18 PM  
Yanks_RSJ:

Fat ass. Hope she wipes--feel sorry for the shorts.


Real women have curves - that is an ass built for the rodeo.
 
2012-05-17 05:02:26 PM  

Rwa2play: zinny: I'd step over Jennifer Lopez to get to Daisy Fuentes. Sofia Vergara

Sorry but I'd like to aim high; and Daisy Fuentes isn't the measuring stick anymore.



Vigorously seconded. Runner-up: Monica Bellucci
 
2012-05-17 05:03:29 PM  
Rwa2play

zinny: I'd step over Jennifer Lopez to get to Daisy Fuentes. Sofia Vergara

Sorry but I'd like to aim high; and Daisy Fuentes isn't the measuring stick anymore.


Says you. I know what I like.
 
2012-05-17 05:05:47 PM  
When will the pendulum swing the other way AWAY from photoshop.
When you can SEE her on American Idol and her arms and legs and KNOW they are not that shapely...
when will people stop the illusion?
 
2012-05-17 05:22:23 PM  

Rwa2play: AMonkey'sUncle: Body by Adobé.

Win.


Sadly, not mine. There's a YouTube out there about this that's pretty funny.
 
2012-05-17 05:34:59 PM  
I kind of see her how most see Kim Kardashian. Very hot until she opens her mouth. Which is why I immediately change the channel if I see either of them on TV. I Don't want to ruin the image I have of them in my head.
 
2012-05-17 05:35:20 PM  
She was really hot when she was on South Park.
 
2012-05-17 05:47:05 PM  

zinny: I'd step over Jennifer Lopez to get to Daisy Fuentes.


This3
 
2012-05-17 06:22:34 PM  
Is it too late to pretend as if I'd pass up the chance to hit that?


/You guys are hilarious
 
2012-05-17 06:25:15 PM  
I imagine doing that from behind, and giving her a spank would sound like a thunderclap. Plus who wouldn't want the bragging rights of saying I farked JL in the pink tubesock?
 
2012-05-17 06:36:26 PM  
I secretly enjoyed her movies for a while, starting with Money Train, for quite some time, without really knowing why. Even The Cell I had no clue. By the time Angel Eyes came around, I had it figured out.

That's about the time I decided to purge some photo collections I erm, found on the internets, of the uninteresting ones. I went through once, deleting, then back for another round, more deleting. What was left? A cornucopia of callipygian culo. That day I just realized what it was Simple. Not gigantic thunder buns, just that roundness that says "I am truly a woman" and a bit of "fun to bounce around the bed, too".

Your typical Wal-Mart shopper is either round all over, or flat all over. Not round in the good parts, and trim elsewhere as in the Marino jersey example.

Now, if you do not agree with me, I will continue to insist how correct my opinions are.
 
2012-05-17 06:37:08 PM  
Move along, no talent to see here.
 
2012-05-17 06:43:00 PM  
Has there ever been a bigger discrepancy between a person's outer and inner beauty?
 
2012-05-17 06:51:03 PM  
I am not hottened.
 
2012-05-17 06:54:42 PM  

Richard Roma: Has there ever been a bigger discrepancy between a person's outer and inner beauty?


Yes,there has....Oprah Winfrey.
 
2012-05-17 06:58:14 PM  
The Muthaship: Yanks_RSJ: Oh hell yes.

That picture looks good to you? I bet you go to WalMart for toothpaste and spend the whole day.


thread closed

/golfclap
 
2012-05-17 07:03:37 PM  
Blatant Studmanning aside, I've always thought she was very pretty with a decent body and FANTASTIC legs and ass. How is this something we frown upon? Only in the age of the internet is this considered a terrible thing. Quit hating women that will never fark you and just appreciate that they're willing to get nearly naked for the entire world to see. Christ. Ungrateful bastards.
 
2012-05-17 07:29:06 PM  
images.starpulse.com

/can't the camerman zoom out a lousy six more inches?
//then I could pull out my six inches
 
2012-05-17 07:49:52 PM  

Whatthefark: zinny: I'd step over Jennifer Lopez to get to Daisy Fuentes.

This3


Choosing the Aryan over the Indian. Big whoop.

/no wonder JLo shaved her nose off :(
//and Kimmy Cakes :( :(
///and Halle ....
 
2012-05-17 08:04:28 PM  

Zoomaster: [images.starpulse.com image 400x554]

/can't the camerman zoom out a lousy six more inches?
//then I could pull out my six inches


He did....But that picture was cropped to keep you from killing kittens all week. He on the other hand has blown up the image as wallpaper in his apartment.
 
2012-05-17 08:36:55 PM  

Remarkable_Anus: Zoomaster: [images.starpulse.com image 400x554]

/can't the camerman zoom out a lousy six more inches?
//then I could pull out my six inches

He did....But that picture was cropped to keep you from killing kittens all week. He on the other hand has blown up the image as wallpaper in his apartment.


================

i.dailymail.co.uk

/maybe this one will do
 
2012-05-17 08:39:09 PM  
I like butts

/I cannot lie
//(and real boobs)
 
2012-05-17 08:52:37 PM  
i.huffpost.com

/things are looking up
 
2012-05-17 09:29:21 PM  

fickenchucker: Yanks_RSJ: llort dam eht: he was in Out of Sight - in which she was quite possibly the most gorgeous woman on the planet.

She gets a lifetime pass from me, just for the Marino jersey scene alone.

Oh hell yes.

[img003.lazygirls.info image 640x347]

Fat ass. Hope she wipes--feel sorry for the shorts.


The Muthaship: Yanks_RSJ: Oh hell yes.

That picture looks good to you? I bet you go to WalMart for toothpaste and spend the whole day.


[gaycalleditsforyou.jpg]
 
2012-05-17 10:51:26 PM  
images.starpulse.com

...They can Photoshop away the wrinkles, flab, and physical imperfections, but they can't seem to Photoshop away the biatchiness or narcissism.

Also, the girl du jour below? She has a weird, unappealing waist and sandbag hips that remind me of Ke$ha. I honestly don't get why everyone is so crazy about her. Her face looks like a fat baby's.

i.huffpost.com
 
2012-05-17 11:51:30 PM  
Its strange. I've never seen a single movie she was in, and I couldn't name one of her songs for all the money in the world. By I still know who she is.

Why? Why do I know who she is?
 
2012-05-17 11:54:12 PM  
I think there is something wrong with me. Nobody in Hollywood, the model world, magazines or any other fantasy sex land does it for me anymore. I can look at all these pictures and videos and acknowledge that they are an attractive person but there is not an ounce of sexual interest anymore for me. That is how I fell about these images. =/
 
2012-05-18 12:26:08 AM  

llort dam eht: She was in Out of Sight - in which she was quite possibly the most gorgeous woman on the planet.

She gets a lifetime pass from me, just for the Marino jersey scene alone.


Those little gray shorts should be in the Smithsonian.
 
2012-05-18 12:32:07 AM  

I Love Rooster: I think there is something wrong with me. Nobody in Hollywood, the model world, magazines or any other fantasy sex land does it for me anymore. I can look at all these pictures and videos and acknowledge that they are an attractive person but there is not an ounce of sexual interest anymore for me. That is how I fell about these images. =/


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-18 12:45:30 AM  

Zoomaster: Remarkable_Anus: Zoomaster: [images.starpulse.com image 400x554]

/can't the camerman zoom out a lousy six more inches?
//then I could pull out my six inches

He did....But that picture was cropped to keep you from killing kittens all week. He on the other hand has blown up the image as wallpaper in his apartment.

================

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x864]

/maybe this one will do


Yes....Yes it will....
 
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