That guy's gonna feel silly when he finds out she was actually being murdered.

Knock on the door and ask them, 'Since you've given me no choice but to listen, may I watch too?"

Brand new neighbors moved in. First night with their bedroom facing the common area(8 units face the common area) they have loud obnoxious sex with her shouting "cum in me cum in me" at the end. One neighbor called the cops(noise disturbance, it was after midnight), 3 others called the landlord. Good times.

/was a 40+y/o skank and alcoholic, no thanks

timujin: No, I don't. But only because it's illegal in California and would expose me to civil and criminal prosecution.

Where is recording ambient sound from inside your own home illegal?

Nothing speaks as much as applause after the show.

for all the internet to hear kinda has the expectation that people know wtf soundcloud is

I love how his note says "Internets", 'cause he put the recording on all of 'em, I bet.

...just listened...


You can hear the impact. Her partner is quite the cocksman. Well played, sir.

Oh Bill!

OH BILL!

OH GOD BILL!

What if I masturbated outside, then smeared my semen all over the window? Is that illegal?

ehhh someone could've just been watching porn with the volume on high.

I always refer to those kinds of noises from above as "audio porn" and generally perform the same actions in response as to the more conventional kind of porn. I like to think I've given the neighbors above plenty of audio porn too.

Still, someone should take this idea and run with it - make a website specifically dedicated to allowing people to post this kind of audio along with approximate location. I think it could be hugely successful.

Dancin_In_Anson: I think I know her.

Yeah, it's your mom.

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DubyaHater: What if I masturbated outside, then smeared my semen all over the window? Is that illegal?

No. You should totally do that and then report back to us with the results.

"It might be a little passive aggressive but here's a hilarious way to stop your neighbors from having cat-howling, bunny-bumping, orgasmic tongue screaming sex."

Be more jealous?

As for the actual solution proposed here, I'm going to have to go with this having the opposite effect on people who sound suspiciously like they may have an exhibitionist streak.


....offhandedly, if you can get your tongue to scream during sex, well, more power to you.

No good without video too.

Oh, YES

OP sounds like a virgin.

The trick is to tell her to call you 'the daddy dick' during sex with out laughing.

Let's not jump to conclusions, they might have been lifting weights.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: If they don't care enough to close their windows to prevent their real life neighbours from seeing it, why the fark would they care about random people on the internet hearing it?

This was my question. Perhaps aural exhibitionism thrills them. This could seem like a "thank you!"

only in porn or a wannabe pornster would scream like that.

As long as you can do it without crouching directly under their window, I don't see why not.

mayIFark: only in porn or a wannabe pornster would scream like that.

Not true.

My new ringtone...

Also, I think she's exaggerating a bit.

mab1823: mayIFark: only in porn or a wannabe pornster would scream like that.

Not true.

What he said. I've had a few ex's who screamed like that and swore it was almost involuntary. How much I believe them I don't know, but the fact it was more than 1 makes me think it's either a grand female conspiracy... Or there's some legitimacy to it.

mab1823: mayIFark: only in porn or a wannabe pornster would scream like that.

Not true.

Totally. There's a HUUUGE difference between being a screamer and faking it.

I...my...nah, you wouldn't believe it. And I wouldn't care.

_{/yes, I can be that good.}

I used to bow to my neighbor in the hall because he could make his girlfriend scream like nobody I have ever heard. They thought it was pretty funny.

I'd stand outside and provide color commentary.

Strategeryz0r: mab1823: mayIFark: only in porn or a wannabe pornster would scream like that.

Not true.

What he said. I've had a few ex's who screamed like that and swore it was almost involuntary. How much I believe them I don't know, but the fact it was more than 1 makes me think it's either a grand female conspiracy... Or there's some legitimacy to it.

Had a girl who said the same thing. She claimed to not even remember making so much noise, but neighbors outside our house gave me an exact play-by-play of the sounds she made afterward.

It's been too long since we've a thread featuring the masterful sex gods of Fark.

Lay it on thick, lads.

Reminds me of the time I was in an apartment context, and hear a woman scream, then nothing, then a louder scream. My wife and I ran out the door to see what was wrong, and ran into some friends that were also trying to figure out what was going on.

About that moment, we hear another scream coming from one of the duplexes the apartments also rented out, then "Yes! Yes! Yes!" followed by some male "Oh yeah! Oh yeah!". We all started laughing about that moment.

At the same apartment my upstairs neighbor was dating a screamer. She couldn't keep quiet during sex. Didn't help that one night he actually broke his bed. I let him know as gently as possible his bed was broke after a loud squeaking was added to the screaming. They started shutting the window at least and maybe he bought a ball gag, I don't know. But it quieted down after that.

It was the same pattern every weekend. Friday night about 2:30am, he'd wake us up banging this woman, then we'd hear the shower going after they were done.