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(Talking Points Memo)   "Sodomy is not a Civil Right." - Bob Marshall (R-Va.), subby's wife   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 299
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2012-05-17 11:19:00 AM  
I laughed so hard my butt hurts.
 
2012-05-17 11:25:54 AM  
Times have changed, but Bob Marshall hasn't. What an incredible embarrassment he is.
 
2012-05-17 11:26:55 AM  
You see, all it comes down to is that people think man on man ass sex is gross. Therefore, they are not entitled to ANY civil rights.

But you know this guy loves sticking it up his mistress's ass. You know he does.
 
2012-05-17 11:34:56 AM  
Sodomy is the top of a cereal box,
Religion is the smile from a dog.
 
2012-05-17 11:43:15 AM  

OtherBrotherDarryl: I laughed so hard my butt hurts.


keep telling yourself it's from laughter.
 
2012-05-17 11:46:24 AM  
Sodomy is not specifically forbidden in the constitution, so the Founders were all fudgepackers that supported gay marriage.
 
2012-05-17 12:04:12 PM  

MeinRS6: Sodomy is not specifically forbidden in the constitution, so the Founders were all fudgepackers that supported gay marriage.


Oooooo... going for humor. Risky.
 
2012-05-17 01:39:56 PM  

ToxicMunkee: You see, all it comes down to is that people think man on man ass sex is gross. Therefore, they are not entitled to ANY civil rights.

But you know this guy loves sticking it up his mistress's ass. You know he does.


Nah. You have it wrong. It's the mistress that is sticking things up his arse.
 
2012-05-17 03:00:08 PM  
I agree. It's not.

Now where does it say in the constitution that government has the power to tell consenting adults what they can do in their private sex life?

Also Marriage is not about sodomy. It's about legal rights given to people.
 
2012-05-17 03:00:20 PM  
And people ask why everyone has the GOP pegged as assholes...
 
2012-05-17 03:02:25 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Sodomy is the top of a cereal box,
Religion is the smile from a dog.


Does that mean that frottage is a walk on slippery rocks?
 
2012-05-17 03:03:03 PM  
Republicans, please start acting like people without traumatic brain injuries that destroyed all empathic or higher-functioning cognitive abilities.
 
2012-05-17 03:03:16 PM  
what a sh*tty dick thing to say.
 
2012-05-17 03:03:33 PM  
Civil sodomy is no fun at all.
 
2012-05-17 03:03:51 PM  
"Sodomy is not a civil right, it's not the same as the civil rights movement." - But marriage is a right according to SCOTUS ruling and can not just be abridged by government without a justifiable reason.
 
2012-05-17 03:03:54 PM  

KingPsyz: And people ask why everyone has the GOP pegged as assholes...


Hmm.... GOP... Pegged... Assholes... Maybe it's more of an "If I can't have it, no one can" mentality.
 
2012-05-17 03:03:58 PM  

Corvus: I agree. It's not.

Now where does it say in the constitution that government has the power to tell consenting adults what they can do in their private sex life?

Also Marriage is not about sodomy. It's about legal rights given to people.


I like how you dance around it being unConstitutional for any government in the US to limit consenting adults being consenting adults without actively stating all the things they can do with each other. It's like you actually understand the relevant parts of the Constitution and aren't trying to argue that it says what you want it to say.
/well okay, this is exactly what the Constitution says
 
2012-05-17 03:03:58 PM  

theorellior: Because People in power are Stupid: Sodomy is the top of a cereal box,
Religion is the smile from a dog.

Does that mean that frottage is a walk on slippery rocks?


I'm not turned on by too many things. I know what I like, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-05-17 03:04:28 PM  
Well, the Supreme Court disagrees with him, so there's that...
 
2012-05-17 03:04:35 PM  
Keep going GOP... This is a winner for you.
 
2012-05-17 03:04:57 PM  
What?
What?
 
2012-05-17 03:05:14 PM  

Corvus: "Sodomy is not a civil right, it's not the same as the civil rights movement." - But marriage is a right according to SCOTUS ruling and can not just be abridged by government without a justifiable reason.


Don't you know gay marriage = sodomy? Sheesh!
 
2012-05-17 03:05:18 PM  
I still fail to see how gay marriage has caused Iowa, New York, Mass, and I believe Delaware to be taken over by the devil. My wife is a hardcore conservative and even she thinks this is stupid. If gay people want to be married its none of my damn business and more power to them. The money small businesses could make off of those weddings should be enough incentive.
 
2012-05-17 03:05:20 PM  
Dear Bob Marshall,

Kill yourself.

Sincerely,
People who aren't stupid
 
2012-05-17 03:05:23 PM  
Best comment ever:

Makes you wonder what bar Robert Marshall was in when he got clocked by a gay guy.
 
2012-05-17 03:05:25 PM  
That's not what Mrs. Marshall said to me the other night, Bob...
 
2012-05-17 03:05:56 PM  
The best way to stop gay people from having sex is to let them get married
 
2012-05-17 03:06:03 PM  
Don't ass, don't tell.
 
2012-05-17 03:06:14 PM  
I apologized for my state in the other thread about this, but I feel the need to apologize again.


Please, please, please do not get the impression that this is what Virginians actually believe.
 
2012-05-17 03:06:52 PM  
Everyone knows only virgin eunuchs should be able to hold public office, ammirite?

/Or ammirite?
 
2012-05-17 03:06:57 PM  
Whatever it is they think they see, is always viewed as sodomy.
 
2012-05-17 03:07:24 PM  
So, you embarrassing, stupid, hypocritical Chicken-farkers.
If a gay couple promised not to have sex. There would be NO problem, right?
It would just be two adults loving each other, right?
 
2012-05-17 03:07:59 PM  

Servocrowatian: I apologized for my state in the other thread about this, but I feel the need to apologize again.


Please, please, please do not get the impression that this is what Virginians actually believe.


Is sodomizing cousins, still cool?
 
2012-05-17 03:08:22 PM  
We don't want advocates as judges

Which is why you want a judge that is anti-gay?
 
2012-05-17 03:08:26 PM  

KingPsyz: And people ask why everyone has the GOP pegged as assholes...


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2012-05-17 03:09:02 PM  
It's between god and me.

Is straight-people sodomy also not allowed in Bobby's World? Is he gonna start knocking down doors in Norfolk to make sure penis only goes THERE?
 
2012-05-17 03:09:24 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste:

Is sodomizing cousins, still cool?


Sorry, should've clarified. Northern Virginia.
 
2012-05-17 03:09:40 PM  

Servocrowatian: I apologized for my state in the other thread about this, but I feel the need to apologize again.


Please, please, please do not get the impression that this is what Virginians actually believe.


It's cool, even if I thought this reflected on all individual Virginians, North Carolina is making your state look a lot less jerkish.
 
2012-05-17 03:10:39 PM  
I fully expected an anal retentive thread when I clicked to come in here.
The misheard Edie Brickell lyrics have softened the blow.
Kudos to you all.
 
2012-05-17 03:10:46 PM  
*makes a comment in the other thread*
 
2012-05-17 03:11:24 PM  
So lesbians can get married then?
 
2012-05-17 03:11:35 PM  
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2012-05-17 03:11:47 PM  

Corvus: Also Marriage is not about sodomy.


That's what she said.
 
2012-05-17 03:14:02 PM  

BunkyBrewman: ToxicMunkee: You see, all it comes down to is that people think man on man ass sex is gross. Therefore, they are not entitled to ANY civil rights.

But you know this guy loves sticking it up his mistress's ass. You know he does.

Nah. You have it wrong. It's the mistress that is sticking things up his arse.


Also, the mistress is named Bruno.
 
2012-05-17 03:14:55 PM  

MagnesDrachen: Dear Bob Marshall,

Kill yourself.

Sincerely,
People who aren't stupid


You know, I was wonder what CM Punk's fark handle was...
 
2012-05-17 03:14:59 PM  
Sure is a lot of fun though.
 
2012-05-17 03:15:44 PM  

theorellior: Because People in power are Stupid: Sodomy is the top of a cereal box,
Religion is the smile from a dog.

Does that mean that frottage is a walk on slippery rocks?


I wasn't aware of those things, but I know what I know, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-05-17 03:15:51 PM  
So basically I can write "Virginia judge" off of my list of potential career plans.
 
2012-05-17 03:16:16 PM  

HeartBurnKid: BunkyBrewman: ToxicMunkee: You see, all it comes down to is that people think man on man ass sex is gross. Therefore, they are not entitled to ANY civil rights.

But you know this guy loves sticking it up his mistress's ass. You know he does.

Nah. You have it wrong. It's the mistress that is sticking things up his arse.

Also, the mistress is named Bruno.


And it's not a right, it's a reward that he get when he is a very good boy.
 
2012-05-17 03:16:56 PM  
Vagina isn't a civil right either.
 
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