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(Starpulse)   Jenny McCarthy reveals that she is in desperate need of money   (starpulse.com) divider line 97
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2012-05-17 11:52:52 AM  
Just make sure she gets all her shots first before she poses. Oh...wait.
 
2012-05-17 11:56:38 AM  

bdub77: Just make sure she gets all her shots first before she poses. Oh...wait.


I'd volunteer to giver her an injection, ifyaknowhatImean.
 
2012-05-17 12:35:45 PM  
Dem titties ain't autistic.
 
2012-05-17 12:37:13 PM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Dem titties ain't autistic.


Nope, their titastic.
 
2012-05-17 12:51:00 PM  
Another washed-up has-been posing for the tamest "porn" mag on the planet. Can't they at least do it while they're still popular?
 
2012-05-17 12:58:50 PM  

Saborlas: Another washed-up has-been posing for the tamest "porn" mag on the planet. Can't they at least do it while they're still popular?


Beggars (that's you, by the way) can't be choosers.
 
2012-05-17 01:01:42 PM  
How old is Jenny McCarthy?

The first time she did this, you couldn't look at the pictures for free on the internet the week before the issue came out.
 
2012-05-17 01:06:53 PM  

MaxxLarge: How old is Jenny McCarthy?

The first time she did this, you couldn't look at the pictures for free on the internet the week before the issue came out.


You know how I know you didn't bother to click on the link?
 
2012-05-17 01:06:55 PM  

MaxxLarge: How old is Jenny McCarthy?

The first time she did this, you couldn't look at the pictures for free on the internet the week before the issue came out.


She is 39.
 
2012-05-17 01:12:55 PM  

Saborlas: Another washed-up has-been posing for the tamest "porn" mag on the planet. Can't they at least do it while they're still popular?


She posed before she was famous and it was glorious. You might be able to find some of that for yourself on that google thingy. PMOY FTW!
 
2012-05-17 01:19:08 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: You know how I know you didn't bother to click on the link?


I did, actually. What's your point?
 
2012-05-17 01:20:42 PM  
The world would be a better place if Jenny McCarthy would shut her mouth and do what she's good at: Sit there and look pretty.
 
2012-05-17 01:31:13 PM  

MaxxLarge: DjangoStonereaver: You know how I know you didn't bother to click on the link?

I did, actually. What's your point?


Does this sentence look familar?

Jenny McCarthy is baring all again for Playboy one more time as she prepares to celebrate her 40th birthday in November.

It is the first sentence in TFA, and had you actually read it you'd have had
your answer.
 
2012-05-17 01:36:51 PM  

MaxxLarge: DjangoStonereaver: You know how I know you didn't bother to click on the link?

I did, actually. What's your point?


encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-05-17 02:19:21 PM  

Grables'Daughter: MaxxLarge: How old is Jenny McCarthy?

The first time she did this, you couldn't look at the pictures for free on the internet the week before the issue came out.

She is 39.


And a hot 39 at that.

/already in my bunk
 
2012-05-17 02:29:10 PM  

Current Resident: Grables'Daughter: MaxxLarge: How old is Jenny McCarthy?

The first time she did this, you couldn't look at the pictures for free on the internet the week before the issue came out.

She is 39.

And a hot 39 at that.

/already in my bunk


Yes, but with hot comes crazy.
 
2012-05-17 02:36:32 PM  
I recall a response from Jim Carrey while on The Actor's studio with James Lipton, Jan 10 2011.

James Lipton: If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Jim Carrey: Don't worry, she's not here.

Anyone know if he was talking about her? It certainly enforces the 'crazy hot' stereotype.

And it was after the divorce.
 
2012-05-17 02:51:45 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Current Resident: Grables'Daughter: MaxxLarge: How old is Jenny McCarthy?

The first time she did this, you couldn't look at the pictures for free on the internet the week before the issue came out.

She is 39.

And a hot 39 at that.

/already in my bunk

Yes, but with hot comes crazy.


Given the opportunity, I'd risk it.
 
2012-05-17 03:00:53 PM  
She may be crazy, but I'd still tap it
 
2012-05-17 03:05:01 PM  

timujin: The world would be a better place if Jenny McCarthy would shut her mouth and do what she's good at: Sit lie there and look pretty.


FTFY. Might want to rethink the "shut her mouth" part as well.
 
2012-05-17 03:05:21 PM  
If they can manage to do the same thing that the photographer did to her eyes in TFA to her eyes in the Playboy spread, I'd buy a copy.
 
2012-05-17 03:09:40 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Yes, but with hot comes crazy.


By the way, you're crazy.
 
2012-05-17 03:18:03 PM  
There's a Whooping Cough epidemic up here in Washington State. Jenny could make a few bucks digging graves.
 
2012-05-17 03:21:20 PM  
Eh, she used to pose a LOT in the old days. I used to subscribe, so I've seen all of her before.
 
2012-05-17 03:22:37 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Saborlas: Another washed-up has-been posing for the tamest "porn" mag on the planet. Can't they at least do it while they're still popular?

Beggars (that's you, by the way) can't be choosers.


Are you kidding? Give me five minutes and I can find at least a dozen videos of more attractive, younger women doing filthy things with filthy men, and it won't cost me a cent.
 
2012-05-17 03:23:18 PM  
In this case, stick your dick in crazy. Just don't take medical advice from it.
 
2012-05-17 03:29:32 PM  
If there's one person I want to take medical advice from it's a shameless vapid skank.
 
2012-05-17 03:33:50 PM  
Personally I find the fact the she causes the needless death of children to be pretty hot.
 
2012-05-17 03:37:44 PM  

darkmayo: Personally I find the fact the she causes the needless death of children to be pretty hot.


So is she personally stopping people from getting their kids vaccinated? Usually I don't take medical advice from celebrities best known for being in Playboy.
 
2012-05-17 03:40:04 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: darkmayo: Personally I find the fact the she causes the needless death of children to be pretty hot.

So is she personally stopping people from getting their kids vaccinated? Usually I don't take medical advice from celebrities best known for being in Playboy.


Hopefully she is, that would be even more sexy.
 
2012-05-17 03:42:19 PM  
I don't care that she's out of her freaking mind, she's still hot
 
2012-05-17 03:42:29 PM  
Am I wrong, or did it look like someone backed a Yugo into it last time she posed?
 
2012-05-17 03:43:02 PM  
She was on MTV when I was in HS on Singled Out, and had just did a PB spread. I was in fap heaven. I liked her edgy and a bit nutty personality. Then I got a little bit older and a little less juvenile (LESS), and she just got...weird.

Maybe it was because I banged a couple of pretty hot crazy chicks in college, it really hit me she was one of those kind of girls. Everyone wants to bang her, but those that have testify to her insanity.

And as for her jugs. NSFW.
 
2012-05-17 03:43:31 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Current Resident: Grables'Daughter: MaxxLarge: How old is Jenny McCarthy?

The first time she did this, you couldn't look at the pictures for free on the internet the week before the issue came out.

She is 39.

And a hot 39 at that.

/already in my bunk

Yes, but with hot comes crazy.


Personally, I'd rather see Grables'Daughter in playboy.
 
2012-05-17 03:47:20 PM  

indarwinsshadow: Grables'Daughter: Current Resident: Grables'Daughter: MaxxLarge: How old is Jenny McCarthy?

The first time she did this, you couldn't look at the pictures for free on the internet the week before the issue came out.

She is 39.

And a hot 39 at that.

/already in my bunk

Yes, but with hot comes crazy.

Personally, I'd rather see Grables'Daughter in playboy.


Her website in her profile comes close.

/mercy
 
2012-05-17 03:48:38 PM  
I like how Playboy is tapping the washed-up has-been "celebrities" like LiLo and world-renowned vaccine expert Dr. Jenny McCarthy, MD/PhD.

HowAboutNoBear.jpg
 
2012-05-17 03:52:32 PM  

darkmayo: Personally I find the fact the she causes the needless death of children to be pretty hot.


I thought the chick from Big Bang Theory had taken up the mantle of do not vaccinate your kids from Jenny.
 
2012-05-17 03:57:42 PM  
Hey, I wish I could get a lot of money to show my body.

More often they pay me to put as much clothing on...
 
2012-05-17 03:58:45 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Dem titties ain't autistic.

Nope, their titastic PLASTIC.


She had perfectly fine B to Cs before she got them done too.

First of many stupid decisions.
 
2012-05-17 03:59:19 PM  

rogue49: Hey, I wish I could get a lot of money to show my body.

More often they pay me to put as much clothing on...


Slide into that pair of snowpants, get in that burka, grab that robe... oh yeah that's the stuff.
 
2012-05-17 04:09:30 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: It is the first sentence in TFA, and had you actually read it you'd have had your answer.


Know how I know you've never heard of Johnny Carson?

"It was so hot out today..."

"HOW HOT WAS IT?"
 
2012-05-17 04:16:04 PM  

malaktaus: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Saborlas: Another washed-up has-been posing for the tamest "porn" mag on the planet. Can't they at least do it while they're still popular?

Beggars (that's you, by the way) can't be choosers.

Are you kidding? Give me five minutes and I can find at least a dozen videos of more attractive, younger women doing filthy things with filthy men, and it won't cost me a cent.


Calling Playboy porn is like calling "Monster House" a horror film.
 
2012-05-17 04:25:23 PM  
All I'm saying is....it would be easier to pick up Thor's hammer than it would to pull me out.
 
2012-05-17 04:33:57 PM  

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: darkmayo: Personally I find the fact the she causes the needless death of children to be pretty hot.

I thought the chick from Big Bang Theory had taken up the mantle of do not vaccinate your kids from Jenny.


Yeah, Mayim Bialik. Kinda ironic, given her PhD in neuroscience. It's why I'm always skeptical when people throw around the credentials of people who promote terrible ideas; even smart people can be pretty dumb sometimes.

/Case-in-point: The politics tab
 
2012-05-17 04:37:50 PM  
I'd bang the stupid out of her
 
2012-05-17 04:42:46 PM  
I know a way she could make a quick $20 from me.
 
2012-05-17 04:43:13 PM  
The picture in the article looks almost lifelike.
 
2012-05-17 04:44:13 PM  

GGracie: There's a Whooping Cough epidemic up here in Washington State. Jenny could make a few bucks digging graves.


Crap....forgot about that....

(*coughcoughcough*)
 
2012-05-17 04:44:56 PM  
Good. Maybe this time she'll actually show some goddamn vagina.
 
2012-05-17 04:46:28 PM  

hstein3: Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: darkmayo: Personally I find the fact the she causes the needless death of children to be pretty hot.

I thought the chick from Big Bang Theory had taken up the mantle of do not vaccinate your kids from Jenny.

Yeah, Mayim Bialik. Kinda ironic, given her PhD in neuroscience. It's why I'm always skeptical when people throw around the credentials of people who promote terrible ideas; even smart people can be pretty dumb sometimes.

/Case-in-point: The politics tab


That's really disappointing.
 
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