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(11 Alive)   After decades of being largely ignored, Atlanta's sizable group of transvestite prostitutes have decided to start group muggings to get themselves back in the spotlight   (11alive.com) divider line 52
    More: Amusing, muggers, Midtown, transvestites, Piedmont, vices, prostitution  
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4024 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 May 2012 at 10:31 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-05-17 10:34:57 AM  
ignored by whom?
 
2012-05-17 10:36:52 AM  
It is well and truly appropriate that it should occur on Ponce street.

and then my next thought was...

Was there a TV Hooker gang in "The Warriors"?
 
2012-05-17 10:37:36 AM  
"Ten or twelve prostitutes standing in the streets waving at cars, shaking their booty, wearing prostitute clothes," resident Michael Orloff said, describing a typical street scene on any given night. "There are times when the prostitutes actually get into arguments amongst themselves over a john."

You know, if they are stupid enough to stand in a group, just throw a grenade, can take out the whole bunch. Run up a street sweeper, end of story. The streets are clean, and you have removed filthy perverted disease spreaders from the gene pool.
 
2012-05-17 10:38:21 AM  
I'm pretty tolerant, but I really hate it when sizable hides its e!

Tranny muggings? Do they do this to a Meat Loaf soundtrack?
 
2012-05-17 10:39:07 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: ignored by whom?


Me.
 
2012-05-17 10:39:35 AM  
Just pass out some SuperCrack.
 
2012-05-17 10:40:41 AM  
The name Aggressive Tranny Prositutes is available if anyone's thinking of starting a Glam band.
 
2012-05-17 10:44:29 AM  
I've always found it amusing that tranny whores do so well for themselves in Atlanta. There are several high-end call boi companies here to service visiting businessmen. So I surprised to hear that John Travolta has a masseur here suing him fro feeling him up. Travolta can get all the boi-bootay he could want in Midtown. Why risk hitting on a masseur unless it is a gay masseur - of which there are plenty?
 
2012-05-17 10:44:47 AM  
Piedmont and Ponce section of Midtown,

So my friend's restaurant is right there and there are always a lot of hookers milling about in that two block area which is interesting considering that it's one of the few places on Ponce that still have hookers. Most of them went to Craigslist/Creative Loafing which Atlanta Vice is on record saying that they're fine with. They just want the hookers off the streets to stop scaring the suburbanites and tourists.

/the other hooker spot on ponce is the marta bus stop at monroe - but it's for men seeking men
 
2012-05-17 10:48:41 AM  

Bit'O'Gristle: "Ten or twelve prostitutes standing in the streets waving at cars, shaking their booty, wearing prostitute clothes," resident Michael Orloff said, describing a typical street scene on any given night. "There are times when the prostitutes actually get into arguments amongst themselves over a john."

You know, if they are stupid enough to stand in a group, just throw a grenade, can take out the whole bunch. Run up a street sweeper, end of story. The streets are clean, and you have removed filthy perverted disease spreaders from the gene pool.


I doubt they'll be procreating anytime soon, so I wouldn't worry about the gene pool.
 
2012-05-17 10:51:10 AM  
Approves of tranny hookers
idolko.com
 
2012-05-17 10:52:44 AM  

cleveoh: The name Aggressive Tranny Prositutes is available if anyone's thinking of starting a Glam band.


They'll need lots of cowbell.
 
2012-05-17 10:54:10 AM  
i141.photobucket.com
Approves
 
2012-05-17 10:54:14 AM  

scrumpox: Just pass out some SuperCrack.


Frankenhooker -- nice!

In a blaze of blood, bones, and body parts, the vivacious young girl was instantly reduced to a tossed human salad... a salad that police are still trying to gather up... a salad that was once named Elizabeth.

/we watched a lot of b-grade horror flicks in college
 
2012-05-17 10:59:03 AM  
Atlanta: Bangkok of The South
 
2012-05-17 11:02:31 AM  

Posh Naranek: Atlanta: Bangkok of The South


One Night In Buckhead & The World's Your Oyster?

/Probably a deep fried oyster. with hush puppes.
 
2012-05-17 11:03:18 AM  

swankywanky: scrumpox: Just pass out some SuperCrack.

Frankenhooker -- nice!

In a blaze of blood, bones, and body parts, the vivacious young girl was instantly reduced to a tossed human salad... a salad that police are still trying to gather up... a salad that was once named Elizabeth.

/we watched a lot of b-grade horror flicks in college


swankywanky: scrumpox: Just pass out some SuperCrack.

Frankenhooker -- nice!

In a blaze of blood, bones, and body parts, the vivacious young girl was instantly reduced to a tossed human salad... a salad that police are still trying to gather up... a salad that was once named Elizabeth.

/we watched a lot of b-grade horror flicks in college


Didn't that movie have a box that would talk? "Wanna Date?" was what it said I think.
 
2012-05-17 11:06:26 AM  
really?
Talk about can't run and can't hide.
 
2012-05-17 11:07:16 AM  
What percentage of transvestites are prostitutes? Because they seem to be everywhere.
 
2012-05-17 11:11:28 AM  
If you think you can, well come on man
I was a Green Beret in Viet Nam
No more of your fairy stories
'Cause I got my other worries

Standing on the street
I'm tryin' to turn a trick
You're the one they never pick
Don't it make you feel sick?

Then I took out my razor blade
Then I did what God forbade
Now the cops are after me
But I proved that I'm no sissy
 
2012-05-17 11:12:48 AM  
That video is awesome! I like the part where the guy says "any given time" and the camera looks over to see it isn't. The first guy laughs at the prostitutes beating up the johns.
 
2012-05-17 11:12:58 AM  
It's a Trap!
 
2012-05-17 11:13:32 AM  
I really think Atlanta is trying to be the first city with its own Fark tag. *sigh*
 
2012-05-17 11:16:00 AM  

Posh Naranek: Atlanta: Bangkok of The South


But I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
 
2012-05-17 11:19:44 AM  
Decades.

Decades.
 
2012-05-17 11:20:51 AM  
I f*cking love this town.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-05-17 11:23:10 AM  
Why not take pictures of them and threaten to expose them to their congregations and constituents? That will scare them off.
 
2012-05-17 11:32:57 AM  
cdn3.sbnation.com

Hide yo mens!
 
2012-05-17 11:40:25 AM  
What? Every city does not have a street or two where you can get anything you want?

I have buddy who bought a loft off Ponce a few years ago. The police would sweep the trannys off every few weeks but that was it. He would drop water balloons off the roof of his building to scatter them for a few hours before he had people over to keep the noise down. They were quite loud sometimes.
 
2012-05-17 11:40:29 AM  
do not confront them.

also, don't let them sneak up behind you.
 
2012-05-17 11:41:59 AM  
So....roadtrip to Atlanta.
 
2012-05-17 11:45:59 AM  
"A man's gotta' eat...."


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-05-17 11:46:06 AM  

Posh Naranek: Atlanta: Bangkok of The South


One city is very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother
 
2012-05-17 11:46:25 AM  
You got your "Lola"....L-O-L-A Looo-La by the Kinks.

You got Lou Reed's "Take a Walk on the Wild Side."

And my favorite in the Tranny-fecta is Tom Waits' Union Square,

"The guy in the dress is a beauty Go all the way and I swear you never can tell.
(Come on' baby, pull up your socks!)"
 
2012-05-17 11:48:38 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: ignored by whom?


Certainly not by my ex-husband. TV Dinners were his favorite meals.

/that's why he's an ex
 
2012-05-17 11:57:44 AM  
And Barry Zuckerkorn's on board with it.
static.tvfanatic.com
 
2012-05-17 12:02:39 PM  
"Indeed, it's one of the enduring mysteries of the city. How exactly did the Piedmont and Ponce section of Midtown, with its stately homes and upscale apartments, become the prime location for that particular type of pandering..."

It could not be because Midtown is heavily populated by gay men, could it? Journalism!
 
2012-05-17 12:05:37 PM  
Were any of them named Tony Krause?

/hopefully not too obscure
 
2012-05-17 12:24:36 PM  
They say it is way past time to find a way to rid their streets of them.

Of course setting up a place were they could ply there trade safely is out of the question.
 
2012-05-17 12:39:05 PM  

stuffy: They say it is way past time to find a way to rid their streets of them.

Of course setting up a place were they could ply there trade safely is out of the question.


Piedmont Park, though they'd have to compete with the the married guys blowing each other for free.
 
2012-05-17 12:44:45 PM  
Checks calendar, yup, it's an election year.
 
2012-05-17 01:25:52 PM  
I wonder if it would be appropriate to ask them: "Is that a log in your dress or are you just happy to see me?"
 
2012-05-17 01:29:54 PM  
If you ever come across a group of trannies never ever start sining: "I'm a lumber jack and I'm okay..."
 
2012-05-17 02:07:44 PM  

ZombiesYall: "Indeed, it's one of the enduring mysteries of the city. How exactly did the Piedmont and Ponce section of Midtown, with its stately homes and upscale apartments, become the prime location for that particular type of pandering..."

It could not be because Midtown is heavily populated by gay men, could it? Journalism!


Talking to a gay guy one day at work and said I was dragging him into a strip club. He responded about how he loves tits. So I asked him if he'd ever bang a trannie. He likes boobs and penis, and they have both. He responded with a very determined 'hell no'.
 
2012-05-17 02:50:48 PM  
The last time the wife and I were in Atlanta we got into town at like 2am. While heading to our hotel and stopped at a stoplight in the Midtown area one of the tranny hookers started banging on the passenger window along with screaming at us. Scared the ever-living shiat out of my wife. Ran the red light and got the fark out of there.

/CSB
//Haven't been back since.
 
2012-05-17 03:19:50 PM  

ZombiesYall: "Indeed, it's one of the enduring mysteries of the city. How exactly did the Piedmont and Ponce section of Midtown, with its stately homes and upscale apartments, become the prime location for that particular type of pandering..."

It could not be because Midtown is heavily populated by gay men, could it? Journalism!


From what I can tell, the ones like TVs are the "I'm not gay " crowd. I guess it makes it ok because it looks like a girl?
 
2012-05-17 03:54:21 PM  
Armed and fabulous!

I like going into the city for the occasional show. It's about the only time I utilize my concealed carry permit. However, I don't frequent that part of town after dark anyway.
 
2012-05-17 04:08:27 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: "Ten or twelve prostitutes standing in the streets waving at cars, shaking their booty, wearing prostitute clothes," resident Michael Orloff said, describing a typical street scene on any given night. "There are times when the prostitutes actually get into arguments amongst themselves over a john."

You know, if they are stupid enough to stand in a group, just throw a grenade, can take out the whole bunch. Run up a street sweeper, end of story. The streets are clean, and you have removed filthy perverted disease spreaders from the gene pool.


Approves:

therecoveringpolitician.com
 
2012-05-17 04:13:34 PM  
www.logotv.com

Maybe RuPaul and the guy who does Bumfight can do a crossover over episode and call it Drag Race War.
 
2012-05-17 04:21:18 PM  
See preceding story from same paper about how to get rid of Canada geese: buy dog, turn hose on them, try fireworks...
 
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