bim1154: MassAsster: spentmiles: If I caught my wife with one of those, I would take me and my paycheck right out the door. I don't know or care how people are raised in France, but I was taught that masturbation is just the same as cheating when you are in a committed relationship. And people wonder why the love and love-making die in their marriage. If your molesting yourself once or twice a day, what impulse do you have to actually pursue your mate? I'm always amazed at how many sicko perverts are out there.

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DON't BITE MAN! FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T BITE!

LOL sorry- couldn't resist

meat0918: Carn: meat0918: How, I hear you can barely play the game.

//Getting it next month, when things are a bit more stable.

It's not as bad as the super dorks are making it sound. There was downtime both Tuesday and yesterday evening (east coast) but I still got to play a few hours both nights and didn't stay up all night.

/super geek

I've learned to not buy new games immediately anyways. Plus, it's nearly summer here. I've got a lot to do outside.

Usually I do the same. I tend to make exceptions for Blizzard games because despite the inevitable issues they tend to be awesome right from the get go.

Carn: ObscureNameHere: Semi-Serious Question (not flame baiting): Why would one need to play Diablo III when Skyrim exists?

I played the hell out of Skyrim. Leveled both a mage and a fighter and played both sides of the conflict. Diablo III is a a different sort of game. Skyrim is a true role playing game where D3 is action rpg aka hack n slash with some rpg elements. Plus, the cinematics are truly mind-blowing. Worth the $60 right there.

I played Skyrim as well. It was fun, but the problem I have with single player games is that I get bored rather fast. I also can't resist the temptation to start typing in console commands and have instant wealth and uber weapons.

KellyX: bim1154: Forgot_my_password_again: I refuse to buy any game that requires me to go online to play the single player campaign.

Stupid.

Yep, me too. I love mmorpgs, but even those are changing. Now a lot of them have in game stores or "pay to win" set ups.

Plenty of people seem upset about that aspect, but frankly, it comes down to the hacking/cheating that caused it to be online required.

Oh, and I totally understand that, but it still sucks.

WhippingBoy: Strategeryz0r: Protip for women: If your man has more desire to play Diablo 3 than fark you...


Lose some weight.

And quit nagging.

And pre-make the post-sex sammich so we can get back to gaming faster.

bim1154: Carn: ObscureNameHere: Semi-Serious Question (not flame baiting): Why would one need to play Diablo III when Skyrim exists?

I played the hell out of Skyrim. Leveled both a mage and a fighter and played both sides of the conflict. Diablo III is a a different sort of game. Skyrim is a true role playing game where D3 is action rpg aka hack n slash with some rpg elements. Plus, the cinematics are truly mind-blowing. Worth the $60 right there.

I played Skyrim as well. It was fun, but the problem I have with single player games is that I get bored rather fast. I also can't resist the temptation to start typing in console commands and have instant wealth and uber weapons.

This. And the fact that single player games are rather anti-social. If you have some RLF that game as well and look for Co-op games like we do, then D3 fits nice.

MassAsster: bim1154: Carn: ObscureNameHere: Semi-Serious Question (not flame baiting): Why would one need to play Diablo III when Skyrim exists?

I played the hell out of Skyrim. Leveled both a mage and a fighter and played both sides of the conflict. Diablo III is a a different sort of game. Skyrim is a true role playing game where D3 is action rpg aka hack n slash with some rpg elements. Plus, the cinematics are truly mind-blowing. Worth the $60 right there.

I played Skyrim as well. It was fun, but the problem I have with single player games is that I get bored rather fast. I also can't resist the temptation to start typing in console commands and have instant wealth and uber weapons.

This. And the fact that single player games are rather anti-social. If you have some RLF that game as well and look for Co-op games like we do, then D3 fits nice.

This. Kinda disappointed that there's no split-screen for ME3 multi.

MassAsster: bim1154: Carn: ObscureNameHere: Semi-Serious Question (not flame baiting): Why would one need to play Diablo III when Skyrim exists?

I played the hell out of Skyrim. Leveled both a mage and a fighter and played both sides of the conflict. Diablo III is a a different sort of game. Skyrim is a true role playing game where D3 is action rpg aka hack n slash with some rpg elements. Plus, the cinematics are truly mind-blowing. Worth the $60 right there.

I played Skyrim as well. It was fun, but the problem I have with single player games is that I get bored rather fast. I also can't resist the temptation to start typing in console commands and have instant wealth and uber weapons.

This. And the fact that single player games are rather anti-social. If you have some RLF that game as well and look for Co-op games like we do, then D3 fits nice.

My first mmorpg was "Ultima Online" back in the 90s. Since then I have quite a few under my belt but I have always held that game as the bar for all others in fun. None have reached it.

So, if I have been making more love to D3 than to DH, does he get a free fleshlight? Or does he just have to make do with Handgela?

ayanami: So, if I have been making more love to D3 than to DH, does he get a free fleshlight? Or does he just have to make do with Handgela?

Asked and answered.

KellyX: ObscureNameHere: Semi-Serious Question (not flame baiting): Why would one need to play Diablo III when Skyrim exists?

Cause you don't have to listen to guards whining about arrows toon the knee...

/pet peeve

schattenteufel: I don't get all the hype over Diablo III. Just another stupid video game.
a pretty young woman's vagina, on the other hand, is much more fun.

and you're taking part in neither of these activities.

Hey ladies, if you find 1 flawless diamond you can have the blacksmith upgrade your dildo to a prince Albert. now finding a flawless diamond is pretty rare. You'll likely only get one off a big boss, but you can always take three exceptional ones and make a flawless one out of them.

I mean you technically could use something less then flawless, but .. your pussy is worth it. Isn't it?

schattenteufel: I don't get all the hype over Diablo III. Just another stupid video game.
a pretty young woman's vagina, on the other hand, is much more fun.

That second sentence is quite unlikely to have anything to do with the first.

Strategeryz0r: Protip for women: If your man has more desire to play Diablo 3 than fark you...


Lose some weight.

*snert*

Voiceofreason01: schattenteufel: I don't get all the hype over Diablo III. Just another stupid video game.
a pretty young woman's vagina, on the other hand, is much more fun.

if sex to you is only about the vagina you're doing it wrong


Nope. I'm a sex god! I know all the warp zones, one-ups, easter eggs, and bonus stages! ;-)

vodka: Holy shiat, how many sites does Gawker have anyway?

6 or 8 I believe. Might be 18 by now, who knows.

She could get under the desk and blow me while I play. Doesn't that count?

CK2005: schattenteufel: I don't get all the hype over Diablo III. Just another stupid video game.
a pretty young woman's vagina, on the other hand, is much more fun.

and you're taking part in neither of these activities.


Sorry to disappoint you, but I've spent many nights doing full-on grind sessions & long, involved one-on-one campaigns.
You're half-right though; I've never played Diablo III.

video game / sex puns are pretty lame though, I've got to admit

schattenteufel: CK2005: schattenteufel: I don't get all the hype over Diablo III. Just another stupid video game.
a pretty young woman's vagina, on the other hand, is much more fun.

and you're taking part in neither of these activities.


Sorry to disappoint you, but I've spent many nights doing full-on grind sessions & long, involved one-on-one campaigns.
You're half-right though; I've never played Diablo III.

video game / sex puns are pretty lame though, I've got to admit

So it's a bad thing that I laughed at that one then? Because I did.

/Reminded me of my Phantasy Star Online/sex puns
//asked my female friends if they wanted a digrinder
///only ended up monomating

inner ted: Strategeryz0r: Protip for women: If your man has more desire to play Diablo 3 than fark you...


Lose some weight.

*snert*

So, we ladies can reasonably assume that if we are:

-not obese while at the same time not child-frightening ugly
-holding a delicious sammich in one hand and a cold beer in the other
-standing naked and is giving explicit descriptions of what she is planning to do to make your penis happy

...and no animalistic throwdown takes place, then can we assume your flaccid genetalia is not our fault??

/just kidding, of course it's my fault I'm not getting laid. I'll go make a farking sammich I CAN'T EAT and think on it some more.
//you think you guys get pissy when not getting laid, you have no farking idea.

I'm so cranky I can't even spell. I give up.

honk: If I were hubby, I'd let you keep playing from the dining room table while you're bent over it. We both score.

Silly farker, you're supposed to watch the The X-Files that way.

rogue_L_chick:

So, we ladies can reasonably assume that if we are:

-not obese while at the same time not child-frightening ugly
-holding a delicious sammich in one hand and a cold beer in the other
-standing naked and is giving explicit descriptions of what she is planning to do to make your penis happy

...and no animalistic throwdown takes place, then can we assume your flaccid genetalia is not our fault??


Crankiness is such a turn-off. Go add some mustard to the sandwich, will ya, and for Christ's sake put some clothes on. You're scaring the dog.

Sgt Otter: SweetSilverBlues:

This. Kinda disappointed that there's no split-screen for ME3 multi.

I'm not sure a console has the processing power to handle that, especially on the later waves on Silver or Gold, when it's wall-to-wall Cerberus Troopers or Geth trying to overrun your position.

True, true. Bioware has a tendency to make console processor destroying games. Ah well. It's just a mild disappointment, and doesn't keep me from playing the game. :)

rogue_L_chick: inner ted: Strategeryz0r: Protip for women: If your man has more desire to play Diablo 3 than fark you...


Lose some weight.

*snert*

So, we ladies can reasonably assume that if we are:

-not obese while at the same time not child-frightening ugly
-holding a delicious sammich in one hand and a cold beer in the other
-standing naked and is giving explicit descriptions of what she is planning to do to make your penis happy

...and no animalistic throwdown takes place, then can we assume your flaccid genetalia is not our fault??

/just kidding, of course it's my fault I'm not getting laid. I'll go make a farking sammich I CAN'T EAT and think on it some more.
//you think you guys get pissy when not getting laid, you have no farking idea.

No much like how it's always the guys fault if the woman doesn't have an orgasm.

If my dick wont become erect then it's clearly always your fault.

rogue_L_chick: inner ted: Strategeryz0r: Protip for women: If your man has more desire to play Diablo 3 than fark you...


Lose some weight.

*snert*

So, we ladies can reasonably assume that if we are:

-not obese while at the same time not child-frightening ugly
-holding a delicious sammich in one hand and a cold beer in the other
-standing naked and is giving explicit descriptions of what she is planning to do to make your penis happy

...and no animalistic throwdown takes place, then can we assume your flaccid genetalia is not our fault??

/just kidding, of course it's my fault I'm not getting laid. I'll go make a farking sammich I CAN'T EAT and think on it some more.
//you think you guys get pissy when not getting laid, you have no farking idea.

how did i get singled out??? i just *snerted* .... others were much more colorful in their response.

also: holy smokes. do you have lots of cats??

rogue_L_chick: inner ted: Strategeryz0r: Protip for women: If your man has more desire to play Diablo 3 than fark you...


Lose some weight.

*snert*

So, we ladies can reasonably assume that if we are:

-not obese while at the same time not child-frightening ugly
-holding a delicious sammich in one hand and a cold beer in the other
-standing naked and is giving explicit descriptions of what she is planning to do to make your penis happy

...and no animalistic throwdown takes place, then can we assume your flaccid genetalia is not our fault??

/just kidding, of course it's my fault I'm not getting laid. I'll go make a farking sammich I CAN'T EAT and think on it some more.
//you think you guys get pissy when not getting laid, you have no farking idea.

Honey, don't get offended. This is Fark. Consider the source. ;)

SweetSilverBlues: rogue_L_chick: inner ted: Strategeryz0r: Protip for women: If your man has more desire to play Diablo 3 than fark you...


Lose some weight.

*snert*

So, we ladies can reasonably assume that if we are:

-not obese while at the same time not child-frightening ugly
-holding a delicious sammich in one hand and a cold beer in the other
-standing naked and is giving explicit descriptions of what she is planning to do to make your penis happy

...and no animalistic throwdown takes place, then can we assume your flaccid genetalia is not our fault??

/just kidding, of course it's my fault I'm not getting laid. I'll go make a farking sammich I CAN'T EAT and think on it some more.
//you think you guys get pissy when not getting laid, you have no farking idea.

Honey, don't get offended. This is Fark. Consider the source. ;)

This is fark, and trolling women with blatant misogyny is like fishing with dynamite.

It's just so easy.

inner ted: rogue_L_chick: inner ted:

*snert*

...

how did i get singled out??? i just *snerted* .... others were much more colorful in their response.

Because you are a terrible, terrible person. Her horrible jerk radar went off on your post. Jerk.

/No clue actually
//Guess you're just lucky

Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: rogue_L_chick: inner ted: Strategeryz0r: Protip for women: If your man has more desire to play Diablo 3 than fark you...


Lose some weight.

*snert*

So, we ladies can reasonably assume that if we are:

-not obese while at the same time not child-frightening ugly
-holding a delicious sammich in one hand and a cold beer in the other
-standing naked and is giving explicit descriptions of what she is planning to do to make your penis happy

...and no animalistic throwdown takes place, then can we assume your flaccid genetalia is not our fault??

/just kidding, of course it's my fault I'm not getting laid. I'll go make a farking sammich I CAN'T EAT and think on it some more.
//you think you guys get pissy when not getting laid, you have no farking idea.

Honey, don't get offended. This is Fark. Consider the source. ;)

This is fark, and trolling women with blatant misogyny is like fishing with dynamite.

It's just so easy.

I suppose. I think it's hilarious.

I know the truth. Men and women are not truly equal.

Women are better.

You guys are assholes. I can't play D3 or get laid.

Masterstuff: inner ted: rogue_L_chick: inner ted:

*snert*

...

how did i get singled out??? i just *snerted* .... others were much more colorful in their response.

Because you are a terrible, terrible person. Her horrible jerk radar went off on your post. Jerk.

/No clue actually
//Guess you're just lucky

Yeah! You big jerky jerk! You're the jerkiest jerky jerk that ever did jerk!

/meh
//jerk radars are funky that way

Masterstuff: inner ted: rogue_L_chick: inner ted:

*snert*

...

how did i get singled out??? i just *snerted* .... others were much more colorful in their response.

Because you are a terrible, terrible person. Her horrible jerk radar went off on your post. Jerk.

/No clue actually
//Guess you're just lucky

makes me lament all the times i actually tried to use lots of words to be snarky.... who knew i only had to *snert* ???

rogue_L_chick: inner ted: Strategeryz0r: Protip for women: If your man has more desire to play Diablo 3 than fark you...


Lose some weight.

*snert*

So, we ladies can reasonably assume that if we are:

-not obese while at the same time not child-frightening ugly
-holding a delicious sammich in one hand and a cold beer in the other
-standing naked and is giving explicit descriptions of what she is planning to do to make your penis happy

...and no animalistic throwdown takes place, then can we assume your flaccid genetalia is not our fault??

/just kidding, of course it's my fault I'm not getting laid. I'll go make a farking sammich I CAN'T EAT and think on it some more.
//you think you guys get pissy when not getting laid, you have no farking idea.

I don't think anyone can reasonably assume that those three conditions hold at the same time. Not on Earth, anyway.

/porn isn't real
//unicorns don't exist either

spentmiles: If I caught my wife with one of those, I would take me and my paycheck right out the door. I don't know or care how people are raised in France, but I was taught that masturbation is just the same as cheating when you are in a committed relationship. And people wonder why the love and love-making die in their marriage. If your molesting yourself once or twice a day, what impulse do you have to actually pursue your mate? I'm always amazed at how many sicko perverts are out there.

That was soft and weak, like a French gamer's boner.

SweetSilverBlues: Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: rogue_L_chick: inner ted: Strategeryz0r: Protip for women: If your man has more desire to play Diablo 3 than fark you...


Lose some weight.

*snert*

So, we ladies can reasonably assume that if we are:

-not obese while at the same time not child-frightening ugly
-holding a delicious sammich in one hand and a cold beer in the other
-standing naked and is giving explicit descriptions of what she is planning to do to make your penis happy

...and no animalistic throwdown takes place, then can we assume your flaccid genetalia is not our fault??

/just kidding, of course it's my fault I'm not getting laid. I'll go make a farking sammich I CAN'T EAT and think on it some more.
//you think you guys get pissy when not getting laid, you have no farking idea.

Honey, don't get offended. This is Fark. Consider the source. ;)

This is fark, and trolling women with blatant misogyny is like fishing with dynamite.

It's just so easy.

I suppose. I think it's hilarious.

I know the truth. Men and women are not truly equal.

Women are better.

Eh. I'll take not having to stop drinking or doing other things for 9 months to push out a baby and bleeding for 5 days at a time once a month over being a woman any day.

Plus you ladies have no idea how awesome it is to have a dedicated sammich maker/beer fetcher. I just need to train my wife to feed me grapes off the vine like I'm farking Caesar.

maachubo: /porn isn't real

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???????

Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: rogue_L_chick: inner ted: Strategeryz0r: Protip for women: If your man has more desire to play Diablo 3 than fark you...


Lose some weight.

*snert*

So, we ladies can reasonably assume that if we are:

-not obese while at the same time not child-frightening ugly
-holding a delicious sammich in one hand and a cold beer in the other
-standing naked and is giving explicit descriptions of what she is planning to do to make your penis happy

...and no animalistic throwdown takes place, then can we assume your flaccid genetalia is not our fault??

/just kidding, of course it's my fault I'm not getting laid. I'll go make a farking sammich I CAN'T EAT and think on it some more.
//you think you guys get pissy when not getting laid, you have no farking idea.

Honey, don't get offended. This is Fark. Consider the source. ;)

This is fark, and trolling women with blatant misogyny is like fishing with dynamite.

It's just so easy.

I suppose. I think it's hilarious.

I know the truth. Men and women are not truly equal.

Women are better.

Eh. I'll take not having to stop drinking or doing other things for 9 months to push out a baby and bleeding for 5 days at a time once a month over being a woman any day.

Plus you ladies have no idea how awesome it is to have a dedicated sammich maker/beer fetcher. I just need to train my wife to feed me grapes off the vine like I'm farking Caesar.

See? The plan is working.

You don't think it's just ham and cheese in those sammiches, do you?

Eep, I'm giving away the master plan!

Forgot_my_password_again: I refuse to buy any game that requires me to go online to play the single player campaign.

Stupid.

You will be buying very few games in the future.

SweetSilverBlues: Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: rogue_L_chick: inner ted: Strategeryz0r: Protip for women: If your man has more desire to play Diablo 3 than fark you...


Lose some weight.

*snert*

So, we ladies can reasonably assume that if we are:

-not obese while at the same time not child-frightening ugly
-holding a delicious sammich in one hand and a cold beer in the other
-standing naked and is giving explicit descriptions of what she is planning to do to make your penis happy

...and no animalistic throwdown takes place, then can we assume your flaccid genetalia is not our fault??

/just kidding, of course it's my fault I'm not getting laid. I'll go make a farking sammich I CAN'T EAT and think on it some more.
//you think you guys get pissy when not getting laid, you have no farking idea.

Honey, don't get offended. This is Fark. Consider the source. ;)

This is fark, and trolling women with blatant misogyny is like fishing with dynamite.

It's just so easy.

I suppose. I think it's hilarious.

I know the truth. Men and women are not truly equal.

Women are better.

Eh. I'll take not having to stop drinking or doing other things for 9 months to push out a baby and bleeding for 5 days at a time once a month over being a woman any day.

Plus you ladies have no idea how awesome it is to have a dedicated sammich maker/beer fetcher. I just need to train my wife to feed me grapes off the vine like I'm farking Caesar.

See? The plan is working.

You don't think it's just ham and cheese in those sammiches, do you?

Eep, I'm giving away the master plan!

And you think that's just coffee I give you in the morning? Your ass got so big I had to start spiking it with phentermine and plan B(just in case!).

Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: Strategeryz0r: SweetSilverBlues: rogue_L_chick: inner ted: Strategeryz0r: Protip for women: If your man has more desire to play Diablo 3 than fark you...


Lose some weight.

*snert*

So, we ladies can reasonably assume that if we are:

-not obese while at the same time not child-frightening ugly
-holding a delicious sammich in one hand and a cold beer in the other
-standing naked and is giving explicit descriptions of what she is planning to do to make your penis happy

...and no animalistic throwdown takes place, then can we assume your flaccid genetalia is not our fault??

/just kidding, of course it's my fault I'm not getting laid. I'll go make a farking sammich I CAN'T EAT and think on it some more.
//you think you guys get pissy when not getting laid, you have no farking idea.

Honey, don't get offended. This is Fark. Consider the source. ;)

This is fark, and trolling women with blatant misogyny is like fishing with dynamite.

It's just so easy.

I suppose. I think it's hilarious.

I know the truth. Men and women are not truly equal.

Women are better.

Eh. I'll take not having to stop drinking or doing other things for 9 months to push out a baby and bleeding for 5 days at a time once a month over being a woman any day.

Plus you ladies have no idea how awesome it is to have a dedicated sammich maker/beer fetcher. I just need to train my wife to feed me grapes off the vine like I'm farking Caesar.

See? The plan is working.

You don't think it's just ham and cheese in those sammiches, do you?

Eep, I'm giving away the master plan!

And you think that's just coffee I give you in the morning? Your ass got so big I had to start spiking it with phentermine and plan B(just in case!).

Estrogen, not just for hips and tits.

Men are all about sex. Beg for it. Pay for it. Fark is one big shrine to the male sex drive.

Women, for the most part, can take it or leave it.

Sadly, the feminist movement has delayed our plans somewhat, but eventually we'll get back to where men are doing all the heavy lifting.