That's pretty schlick.

I don't get all the hype over Diablo III. Just another stupid video game.
a pretty young woman's vagina, on the other hand, is much more fun.

They say Dildo in the title, show a picture of a dildo as the main image, but it's clearly a vibrator that the company is offering... so the picture is wrong, the title is wrong (on the article)...

Pfft. The Diablo III game is mine. Hubby has Mr. Righty and Mr. Lefty.

schattenteufel: I don't get all the hype over Diablo III. Just another stupid video game.
a pretty young woman's vagina, on the other hand, is much more fun.

Oh yeah...well...ahhh....do vaginas give bonuses for collecting a set of them?

Holy shiat, how many sites does Gawker have anyway?

schattenteufel: I don't get all the hype over Diablo III. Just another stupid video game.
a pretty young woman's vagina, on the other hand, is much more fun.

Where're the 'Unsmart' and 'Unfunny' buttons?

And yes, I am a virgin. Why do you ask?

SweetSilverBlues: Pfft. The Diablo III game is mine. Hubby has Mr. Righty and Mr. Lefty.

If I were hubby, I'd let you keep playing from the dining room table while you're bent over it. We both score.

So people are able to play Diablo III now?

schattenteufel: I don't get all the hype over Diablo III. Just another stupid video game.
a pretty young woman's vagina, on the other hand, is much more fun.

This.

/it's a dildo not a vibrator, and subby is a retard, not a Farker

honk: SweetSilverBlues: Pfft. The Diablo III game is mine. Hubby has Mr. Righty and Mr. Lefty.

If I were hubby, I'd let you keep playing from the dining room table while you're bent over it. We both score.

OMG that is an AWESOME idea!!!!!

Will broach it with hubby.

He's stuck making his own sammich afterwards, though.

schattenteufel: I don't get all the hype over Diablo III. Just another stupid video game.
a pretty young woman's vagina, on the other hand, is much more fun.

One is easy to obtain and play with if you have the money.
The other is Diablo III.

If I caught my wife with one of those, I would take me and my paycheck right out the door. I don't know or care how people are raised in France, but I was taught that masturbation is just the same as cheating when you are in a committed relationship. And people wonder why the love and love-making die in their marriage. If your molesting yourself once or twice a day, what impulse do you have to actually pursue your mate? I'm always amazed at how many sicko perverts are out there.

honk: SweetSilverBlues: Pfft. The Diablo III game is mine. Hubby has Mr. Righty and Mr. Lefty.

If I were hubby, I'd let you keep playing from the dining room table while you're bent over it. We both score.

If I were hubby, I'd trade her in for a better model. Time to upgrade to a more compliant version as it were.

spentmiles: If I caught my wife with one of those, I would take me and my paycheck right out the door. I don't know or care how people are raised in France, but I was taught that masturbation is just the same as cheating when you are in a committed relationship. And people wonder why the love and love-making die in their marriage. If your molesting yourself once or twice a day, what impulse do you have to actually pursue your mate? I'm always amazed at how many sicko perverts are out there.

Oh, spent. That was terrible.

Are you felling well?

SweetSilverBlues: honk: SweetSilverBlues: Pfft. The Diablo III game is mine. Hubby has Mr. Righty and Mr. Lefty.

If I were hubby, I'd let you keep playing from the dining room table while you're bent over it. We both score.

OMG that is an AWESOME idea!!!!!

Will broach it with hubby.

He's stuck making his own sammich afterwards, though.

I love the internet.

spentmiles: If I caught my wife with one of those, I would take me and my paycheck right out the door. I don't know or care how people are raised in France, but I was taught that masturbation is just the same as cheating when you are in a committed relationship. And people wonder why the love and love-making die in their marriage. If your molesting yourself once or twice a day, what impulse do you have to actually pursue your mate? I'm always amazed at how many sicko perverts are out there.

1/10

Mr.Tangent: schattenteufel: I don't get all the hype over Diablo III. Just another stupid video game.
a pretty young woman's vagina, on the other hand, is much more fun.

Oh yeah...well...ahhh....do vaginas give bonuses for collecting a set of them?

Yes. Yes they do.

Silly subby. Vibrators? French women just go and fark their neighbor's husband.

come error 37 and become rule 34?

How, I hear you can barely play the game.

//Getting it next month, when things are a bit more stable.

But does it come already filthy for parisian realism?

KellyX: spentmiles: If I caught my wife with one of those, I would take me and my paycheck right out the door. I don't know or care how people are raised in France, but I was taught that masturbation is just the same as cheating when you are in a committed relationship. And people wonder why the love and love-making die in their marriage. If your molesting yourself once or twice a day, what impulse do you have to actually pursue your mate? I'm always amazed at how many sicko perverts are out there.

1/10

Quite generous, IMO

spentmiles: If I caught my wife with one of those, I would take me and my paycheck right out the door. I don't know or care how people are raised in France, but I was taught that masturbation is just the same as cheating when you are in a committed relationship. And people wonder why the love and love-making die in their marriage. If your molesting yourself once or twice a day, what impulse do you have to actually pursue your mate? I'm always amazed at how many sicko perverts are out there.

Aw come on man.... you can do better than that. I have one of your stories in my profile.

speaking of video games, any COD players out there?

meat0918: How, I hear you can barely play the game.

//Getting it next month, when things are a bit more stable.

It's not as bad as the super dorks are making it sound. There was downtime both Tuesday and yesterday evening (east coast) but I still got to play a few hours both nights and didn't stay up all night.

/super geek

spentmiles: If I caught my wife with one of those, I would take me and my paycheck right out the door. I don't know or care how people are raised in France, but I was taught that masturbation is just the same as cheating when you are in a committed relationship. And people wonder why the love and love-making die in their marriage. If your molesting yourself once or twice a day, what impulse do you have to actually pursue your mate? I'm always amazed at how many sicko perverts are out there.

That post is bad and you should feel bad.

-2/10

KellyX: spentmiles: If I caught my wife with one of those, I would take me and my paycheck right out the door. I don't know or care how people are raised in France, but I was taught that masturbation is just the same as cheating when you are in a committed relationship. And people wonder why the love and love-making die in their marriage. If your molesting yourself once or twice a day, what impulse do you have to actually pursue your mate? I'm always amazed at how many sicko perverts are out there.

1/10

all the same, (don't worry, I'm not biting the hook, I am familiar with the angling tactics of spentmiles), I've heard women argue this when they catch their man looking at porns.

/ not many women... I'm just saying that they exist in real life.
// oh yeah, the point of quoting y'all; I give it 5/10. since the outrage exists in real life, but it still isn't believable because it's impossible to think that spentmiles is a woman.

I was watching this video for DIablo III, and the narrator was trying to make it sound exciting how there are all these RANDOM maps to explore, different every time!

To me that's just a description of everything I hate about this sort of game. Wander around aimlessly, hack and slash, find some stuff, level-up, hack and slash, rinse, repeat, until you've wasted years of your life like a rat in a maze.

superdude72: I was watching this video for DIablo III, and the narrator was trying to make it sound exciting how there are all these RANDOM maps to explore, different every time!

To me that's just a description of everything I hate about this sort of game. Wander around aimlessly, hack and slash, find some stuff, level-up, hack and slash, rinse, repeat, until you've wasted years of your life like a rat in a maze.

Come on dude. It offers the feeling of accomplishment without all that messy actual accomplishment!

KellyX: spentmiles: If I caught my wife with one of those, I would take me and my paycheck right out the door. I don't know or care how people are raised in France, but I was taught that masturbation is just the same as cheating when you are in a committed relationship. And people wonder why the love and love-making die in their marriage. If your molesting yourself once or twice a day, what impulse do you have to actually pursue your mate? I'm always amazed at how many sicko perverts are out there.

1/10

I know you think you just burst his bubble, but posts like that do count as bites.

honk: SweetSilverBlues: Pfft. The Diablo III game is mine. Hubby has Mr. Righty and Mr. Lefty.

If I were hubby, I'd let you keep playing from the dining room table while you're bent over it. We both score.

I'd call it a high score.

I refuse to buy any game that requires me to go online to play the single player campaign.

Stupid.

schattenteufel: I don't get all the hype over Diablo III. Just another stupid video game.
a pretty young woman's vagina, on the other hand, is much more fun.

One of those is a tireless grind for rewards that become fewer and fewer over time, and the other is Diablo III

Semi-Serious Question (not flame baiting): Why would one need to play Diablo III when Skyrim exists?

schattenteufel: I don't get all the hype over Diablo III. Just another stupid video game.
a pretty young woman's vagina, on the other hand, is much more fun.

Obviously your not married....


However I have taken regularly scheduled pauses to, um.... tend to the problem discussed. *Wink Wink*


To all those that don't own it and are thinking about it- Yeah, its hack and slash, THAT WAS THE POINT. It was set apart from the MMO group by this. I, personally, hate the way games like dark age of Camelot have it where you are nothing more then observing your character and stacking up attacks. For those of us who enjoy first person shooters, APB, and games of the alike, this is as close as we care to get to MMO type games.

ObscureNameHere: Semi-Serious Question (not flame baiting): Why would one need to play Diablo III when Skyrim exists?

Cause you don't have to listen to guards whining about arrows to the knee...

Forgot_my_password_again: I refuse to buy any game that requires me to go online to play the single player campaign.

Stupid.

Yep, me too. I love mmorpgs, but even those are changing. Now a lot of them have in game stores or "pay to win" set ups.

spentmiles: If I caught my wife with one of those, I would take me and my paycheck right out the door. I don't know or care how people are raised in France, but I was taught that masturbation is just the same as cheating when you are in a committed relationship. And people wonder why the love and love-making die in their marriage. If your molesting yourself once or twice a day, what impulse do you have to actually pursue your mate? I'm always amazed at how many sicko perverts are out there.

ObscureNameHere: Semi-Serious Question (not flame baiting): Why would one need to play Diablo III when Skyrim exists?

I played the hell out of Skyrim. Leveled both a mage and a fighter and played both sides of the conflict. Diablo III is a a different sort of game. Skyrim is a true role playing game where D3 is action rpg aka hack n slash with some rpg elements. Plus, the cinematics are truly mind-blowing. Worth the $60 right there.

Carn: meat0918: How, I hear you can barely play the game.

//Getting it next month, when things are a bit more stable.

It's not as bad as the super dorks are making it sound. There was downtime both Tuesday and yesterday evening (east coast) but I still got to play a few hours both nights and didn't stay up all night.

/super geek

I've learned to not buy new games immediately anyways. Plus, it's nearly summer here. I've got a lot to do outside.

MassAsster: spentmiles: If I caught my wife with one of those, I would take me and my paycheck right out the door. I don't know or care how people are raised in France, but I was taught that masturbation is just the same as cheating when you are in a committed relationship. And people wonder why the love and love-making die in their marriage. If your molesting yourself once or twice a day, what impulse do you have to actually pursue your mate? I'm always amazed at how many sicko perverts are out there.

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DON't BITE MAN! FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T BITE!

spentmiles: If I caught my wife with one of those, I would take me and my paycheck right out the door. I don't know or care how people are raised in France, but I was taught that masturbation is just the same as cheating when you are in a committed relationship. And people wonder why the love and love-making die in their marriage. If your molesting yourself once or twice a day, what impulse do you have to actually pursue your mate? I'm always amazed at how many sicko perverts are out there.

Troll score: 6/9

Or you could just start putting out more. He won't have an excuse to resort to games for entertainment.

What? Does this game not have a 'pause' button? If sexy times arise, hit the pause button.

bim1154: Forgot_my_password_again: I refuse to buy any game that requires me to go online to play the single player campaign.

Stupid.

Yep, me too. I love mmorpgs, but even those are changing. Now a lot of them have in game stores or "pay to win" set ups.

Plenty of people seem upset about that aspect, but frankly, it comes down to the hacking/cheating that caused it to be online required.

Protip for women: If your man has more desire to play Diablo 3 than fark you...


Lose some weight.