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(Daily Mail)   WTF Headline of the Day: "Lindsay Lohan embraces love of old school Hollywood glamour by renting $25,000 a month Beverly Hills bolthole"......Oh, BOLThole   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 34
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2012-05-17 09:16:05 AM  
Questions that always pop up. How is this chick:

1) Still alive
2) Still getting new gigs (she's notorious for being late to sets, when she shows up at all)
3) Still able to afford a 25K/mo pad? Is she really getting paid that much?
4) Not in jail again already?

I guess since Winehouse died we need another person to keep regular tabs on for our dead pools.
 
2012-05-17 09:24:12 AM  

bdub77: Questions that always pop up. How is this chick:

1) Still alive
2) Still getting new gigs (she's notorious for being late to sets, when she shows up at all)
3) Still able to afford a 25K/mo pad? Is she really getting paid that much?
4) Not in jail again already?

I guess since Winehouse died we need another person to keep regular tabs on for our dead pools.


Great questions. I want to know how she has any money left. I'm waiting for her to hit rock bottom so she'll appear in hardcore porn.
 
2012-05-17 09:24:36 AM  
My apartment certainly smells like a bolthole
 
2012-05-17 09:45:55 AM  
Until I read the word bolthole in the same sentence as Lindsey Lohan I had never considered it a euphemism for a less than tidy vagina. Now I'll never hear the word any other way. Thanks, Subby!
 
2012-05-17 09:52:58 AM  
My bolthole, let me show it to you.

i.imgur.comi.imgur.com

Actually, any thinking man will tell you that it is Emma Stone that gets him all googly-eyed.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-17 10:08:14 AM  

slayer199: bdub77: Questions that always pop up. How is this chick:

1) Still alive
2) Still getting new gigs (she's notorious for being late to sets, when she shows up at all)
3) Still able to afford a 25K/mo pad? Is she really getting paid that much?
4) Not in jail again already?

I guess since Winehouse died we need another person to keep regular tabs on for our dead pools.

Great questions. I want to know how she has any money left. I'm waiting for her to hit rock bottom so she'll appear in hardcore porn.


images.sodahead.com
How 'bout no?
 
2012-05-17 10:12:42 AM  
Once the Playboy cash nut runs out ...
 
2012-05-17 10:44:06 AM  

slayer199: bdub77: Questions that always pop up. How is this chick:

1) Still alive
2) Still getting new gigs (she's notorious for being late to sets, when she shows up at all)
3) Still able to afford a 25K/mo pad? Is she really getting paid that much?
4) Not in jail again already?

I guess since Winehouse died we need another person to keep regular tabs on for our dead pools.

Great questions. I want to know how she has any money left. I'm waiting for her to hit rock bottom so she'll appear in hardcore porn.


I was wondering the same thing until I saw the picture of her with her billionaire "friend" later in the article.
 
2012-05-17 10:47:42 AM  

whosits_112:

[images.sodahead.com image 400x414]
How 'bout no?


That picture is begging for a "I can't fap to that" caption.
 
2012-05-17 10:53:43 AM  
25k a month for that "mansion" ?
 
2012-05-17 10:56:22 AM  
WTF is a bolthole? Speak American!

bdub77: Questions that always pop up. How is this chick:

1) Still alive
2) Still getting new gigs (she's notorious for being late to sets, when she shows up at all)
3) Still able to afford a 25K/mo pad? Is she really getting paid that much?
4) Not in jail again already?

I guess since Winehouse died we need another person to keep regular tabs on for our dead pools.


According to the article, she was spotted last week with this billionaire. So I'm assuming that she is hitting up these people for cash (what's $25k/month to a billionaire?) But to be honest, if I had a billion dollars, I would rather have hotter, less used up chicks hit up on me.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-05-17 10:59:09 AM  

PsyLord: WTF is a bolthole? Speak American!

bdub77: Questions that always pop up. How is this chick:

1) Still alive
2) Still getting new gigs (she's notorious for being late to sets, when she shows up at all)
3) Still able to afford a 25K/mo pad? Is she really getting paid that much?
4) Not in jail again already?

I guess since Winehouse died we need another person to keep regular tabs on for our dead pools.

According to the article, she was spotted last week with this billionaire. So I'm assuming that she is hitting up these people for cash (what's $25k/month to a billionaire?) But to be honest, if I had a billion dollars, I would rather have hotter, less used up chicks hit up on me.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x503]


I miss the days when a "billionaire" was a rotund gentleman that wore a black frock coat, top hat, and monocle.

/w/wo muttonchops
 
2012-05-17 11:00:12 AM  

bdub77: Questions that always pop up. How is this chick:

1) Still alive
2) Still getting new gigs (she's notorious for being late to sets, when she shows up at all)
3) Still able to afford a 25K/mo pad? Is she really getting paid that much?
4) Not in jail again already?

I guess since Winehouse died we need another person to keep regular tabs on for our dead pools.


2. She attracts publicity. That's basically it. Not a particularly talented actress. Not especially pretty or hot (now). But consider this: she's gone from films like Herbie and Mean Girls (cinema release) to cable movies.
 
2012-05-17 11:08:02 AM  

DedParrot: whosits_112:

[images.sodahead.com image 400x414]
How 'bout no?

That picture is begging for a "I can't fap to that" caption.


home.comcast.net

home.comcast.net

I couldn't decide. I figured either caption might come in useful someday.
 
2012-05-17 11:08:07 AM  
What I found odd is that the billionaire sure took a step down to Lohan. Giselle pre-Brady, and other various lingerie models and now Lohan? He was a better playboy before rehab I guess. Kids, dont do drugs?
 
2012-05-17 11:18:53 AM  

DedParrot: DedParrot: whosits_112:

[images.sodahead.com image 400x414]
How 'bout no?

That picture is begging for a "I can't fap to that" caption.

[home.comcast.net image 400x414]

[home.comcast.net image 400x414]

I couldn't decide. I figured either caption might come in useful someday.


F*cking brilliant. I love you.
/Not in THAT way, though.
//Upvoted you as +Funny
 
2012-05-17 11:30:57 AM  
I'd still nut her bolthole.
 
2012-05-17 11:37:54 AM  
And once again this vapid life-form achieves national publicity, without involving one iota of talent or work. Can't we just agree to ignore her? Then she'd get a real job we'd get some peace.
 
2012-05-17 11:44:42 AM  
Bolthole:

chiefly British
: a place of escape or refuge
 
2012-05-17 12:00:16 PM  

Halstread: What I found odd is that the billionaire sure took a step down to Lohan. Giselle pre-Brady, and other various lingerie models and now Lohan? He was a better playboy before rehab I guess. Kids, dont do drugs?


I'm guessing Lohan will perform sex acts that Giselle would never do for any amount of money (Giselle also has her own money, so there's that also).
 
2012-05-17 12:13:26 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Halstread: What I found odd is that the billionaire sure took a step down to Lohan. Giselle pre-Brady, and other various lingerie models and now Lohan? He was a better playboy before rehab I guess. Kids, dont do drugs?

I'm guessing Lohan will perform sex acts that Giselle would never do for any amount of money (Giselle also has her own money, so there's that also).


Seriously, if you are a billionaire, there are lots of prettier girls that will do anything to be with you. And if you want to pay someone, well, there are way better choices than LiLo.
 
2012-05-17 12:15:44 PM  

PsyLord: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Halstread: What I found odd is that the billionaire sure took a step down to Lohan. Giselle pre-Brady, and other various lingerie models and now Lohan? He was a better playboy before rehab I guess. Kids, dont do drugs?

I'm guessing Lohan will perform sex acts that Giselle would never do for any amount of money (Giselle also has her own money, so there's that also).

Seriously, if you are a billionaire, there are lots of prettier girls that will do anything to be with you. And if you want to pay someone, well, there are way better choices than LiLo.


Maybe he has a VW Beetle fetish.
 
2012-05-17 12:19:19 PM  
My bolthole has been on fire all day today, vibrating at optimal frequency. Now, someone give me $25,000.

/Doesn't help that I cheer or scream "Thunder!" after each one
 
2012-05-17 12:20:44 PM  
beta.images.theglobeandmail.com
Guess who!
 
2012-05-17 12:20:56 PM  
Sparkplug?
 
2012-05-17 12:47:50 PM  

DedParrot: DedParrot: whosits_112:

[images.sodahead.com image 400x414]
How 'bout no?

That picture is begging for a "I can't fap to that" caption.

[home.comcast.net image 400x414]

[home.comcast.net image 400x414]

I couldn't decide. I figured either caption might come in useful someday.


Would you fap if she showed the boobies?
Would you, could you at the movies?

Not in the hall
Not in a stall
Not in the broom closet
No, not at all

Not in the dark
Not in my seat
Not in the lineup
For buying a treat

Not with my left
Not with my right
Not yesterday
No, not tonight

I would not fap it here or there
I would not fap it anywhere
I would not fap it to the cat
I cannot, would not, fap to that

I do not fap to the Lohan
I do not like it, Sam I am


/may need a bigger image canvas
//the secret word is... pickle
 
2012-05-17 12:52:39 PM  

Intoxoman: 25k a month for that "mansion" ?


Thought we just read a month or so back that she was flat broke and being sued for unpaid debts.
Either this is the dumbest landlord ever or she is not broke.
 
2012-05-17 12:53:58 PM  

Marquis de Sod: Sparkplug?


Buttplug.
 
2012-05-17 02:59:45 PM  
She could be absolutely amazing sex. She's not a 9 or a 10, but Lindsay can still look like an 8, if she's super awesome sex wise I would understand the billionaire tolerating her.
 
2012-05-17 05:07:10 PM  
$25,000 a month Beverly Hills bolthole"......Oh, BOLThole

Of course. Silly subby, glory holes are free.
 
2012-05-17 05:49:15 PM  

tchau: She could be absolutely amazing sex. She's not a 9 or a 10, but Lindsay can still look like an 8, if she's super awesome sex wise I would understand the billionaire tolerating her.


Who's to say he's the one having sex with her? With that kind of money, I'm sure he can think of all sorts of amusing ways to turn her out.
 
2012-05-17 06:06:39 PM  

Kraftwerk Orange: tchau: She could be absolutely amazing sex. She's not a 9 or a 10, but Lindsay can still look like an 8, if she's super awesome sex wise I would understand the billionaire tolerating her.

Who's to say he's the one having sex with her? With that kind of money, I'm sure he can think of all sorts of amusing ways to turn her out.


If ever given the chance too I would totally do Lindsay. So he better be, while doing other things billionaires want.
 
2012-05-17 06:41:01 PM  
Everything she needs: The house features a deck with a full bed to lie out on and a dining table

A dining table? Don't let the Occupy people find out that she's got her very own dining table! It's one thing for the 1%ers to flaunt their wealth, but having your very own table reserved for just dining?! Rub our noses in it, why don't you.
 
2012-05-17 07:04:28 PM  
I love the fact that, on a $25k a month house, the people who installed the sattelite were just like "f*ck it, we're just going to drape the cables all over the roof rather than actually make an effort"
 
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