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(Huffington Post)   Scarlett Johansson reveals her secret to getting in shape: eat right and exercise. I was expecting purple monkey dishwasher in there somewhere   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2012-05-17 09:57:34 AM  
Her blog sucks.
 
2012-05-17 09:57:53 AM  

Chili-cheese fries.

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

 
2012-05-17 09:58:29 AM  
I'd something something monkey something something purple somewhere
 
2012-05-17 10:00:08 AM  
Who the hell is this?

s.huffpost.com

Doesn't look like Scarlett Johanssen to me.
 
2012-05-17 10:02:44 AM  

PowerSlacker: Her blog sucks.



But enough about Gwyneth Paltrow....
 
2012-05-17 10:03:22 AM  
Needs the HERO tag. That's a well written article with a logically presented argument about a serious issue. Too bad it's tl;dr for the young girls who need it most.
 
2012-05-17 10:05:31 AM  
It's a good shape. I like it.
 
2012-05-17 10:07:10 AM  
what is it with all these hollywood people struggling with demons?

with all their money can't they hire a good exorcist?
 
2012-05-17 10:09:02 AM  

tillerman35: Needs the HERO tag. That's a well written article with a logically presented argument about a serious issue. Too bad it's tl;dr for the young girls who need it most.


Agreed
 
2012-05-17 10:15:30 AM  

The Slush: tillerman35: Needs the HERO tag. That's a well written article with a logically presented argument about a serious issue. Too bad it's tl;dr for the young girls who need it most.

Agreed


The other problem is that it'll be immediately dismissed by chuckleheads like the guy above who don't understand that women don't look like Maxim pictorials in real life.
 
2012-05-17 10:16:33 AM  
After hearing about her loving chicken wings, I like her more each time.
I hate those rags that say "HOW DID KIM LOSE THIS MUCH WEIGHT?"
Well, it's because that's her only freaking job is to exercise. I doubt it's going to work for Bob in his cubicle farm working 9 hours a day.
 
2012-05-17 10:23:18 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: The other problem is that it'll be immediately dismissed by chuckleheads like the guy above who don't understand that women don't look like Maxim pictorials in real life.


Are you referring to me? Because I wasn't trying to be critical. I think she looks like a real woman, albeit one in the 98th percentile of natural beauty.

I recommend chili-cheese fries to all the women in my life.
 
2012-05-17 10:24:21 AM  
FTA: Posted: 04/13/09
 
2012-05-17 10:31:31 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Are you referring to me? Because I wasn't trying to be critical. I think she looks like a real woman, albeit one in the 98th percentile of natural beauty.


Yeah. I thought you were one of the "She has cellulite! Beached whale!" crowd.
 
2012-05-17 10:33:43 AM  
hey, that's my birthday :)
 
2012-05-17 10:34:39 AM  

PowerSlacker: Her blog sucks.


Which raises the question; does she do the same?
 
2012-05-17 10:37:00 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Who the hell is this?

[s.huffpost.com image 45x45]

Doesn't look like Scarlett Johanssen to me.


I've seen her in person. she looks very different from the fancy movie pictures (still attractive). also, she's tiny.
 
2012-05-17 10:40:07 AM  
Wow. She should write a book.
 
2012-05-17 10:44:04 AM  

PowerSlacker: Her blog sucks.


Really. No pics and I'm supposed to actually read something? WTF
 
2012-05-17 10:44:34 AM  
She could shed a few. Not that she needs to in order to be attractive, just the pounds are there to lose. And that is okay. But, she is either mistaken or purposefully trying to trick us into believing that she is already too skinny. Her problem is lack of tone in her legs. She needs to do more than 30 mins of cardio and do some hip abduction and adduction exercises. After no time at all, she will look even better. Or she can just continue what she is doing currently and look like a knock-out. Long-term, she would be better off shedding the extra weight from her legs and midsection. But, it is not that important.
 
2012-05-17 10:46:43 AM  
Like the fist of an angry Hulk.
 
2012-05-17 10:46:58 AM  
Studman69, paging Studman69
 
2012-05-17 11:10:39 AM  
I don't get all the fawning over this borderline derpy faced midget. Maybe it's her deep voice? Give me Ursula Andress in her bikini scene from "Dr. No" over chubby, derpy midget girl any day. Today's celebs are so meh compared to the ones from twenty or more years ago. It's really odd. It seems any average schlub, as long as they're a celeb, gets made out to be a god or goddess when you wouldn't even bat an eye if they were anonymous bank tellers.

Wait, bank tellers wear name tags. Okay, semi-anonymous bank tellers.

/not a troll, nor a studman. SJ is fine for real life, but sure as hell doesn't fit into the movie star gorgeous category of years past. It used to be Ursula Andress and Jayne Seymour in their prime. Now we get Scarlet and Vanessa Hudgens. MEH.
 
2012-05-17 11:12:20 AM  
That was actually decent. It started off like it was going to be a narcissistic airheaded blog entry, but it managed to surprise me. She's sharp, articulate, and has a very positive message.

Ladies, it's okay to have flaws. Quit reading those horrid magazines, and quit tearing each other down.
 
2012-05-17 11:14:19 AM  
I'd give her some exercise, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

/That's for PizzaJedi81
 
2012-05-17 11:18:55 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Chili-cheese fries.

[i.imgur.com image 634x356]
[i.imgur.com image 530x706]


I would hit that any day of the week.
 
2012-05-17 11:22:00 AM  

imontheinternet: Ladies, it's okay to have flaws. Quit reading those horrid magazines, and quit tearing each other down.


Ignore this man. Keep tearing each other down. Your low self esteem is the only thing that lets guys like me get into your pants.
 
2012-05-17 11:28:55 AM  

imontheinternet: That was actually decent. It started off like it was going to be a narcissistic airheaded blog entry, but it managed to surprise me. She'sHer publicist is sharp, articulate, and has a very positive message.

FTFY
 
2012-05-17 11:32:46 AM  

pute kisses like a man: Rev. Skarekroe: Who the hell is this?

[s.huffpost.com image 45x45]

Doesn't look like Scarlett Johanssen to me.

I've seen her in person. she looks very different from the fancy movie pictures (still attractive). also, she's tiny.


And petty.

/Thor
 
2012-05-17 11:38:29 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Who the hell is this?

[s.huffpost.com image 45x45]

Doesn't look like Scarlett Johanssen to me.


Yeah, you can't see her tits or her ass.
 
2012-05-17 11:39:15 AM  

Albert Lake: pute kisses like a man: Rev. Skarekroe: Who the hell is this?

[s.huffpost.com image 45x45]

Doesn't look like Scarlett Johanssen to me.

I've seen her in person. she looks very different from the fancy movie pictures (still attractive). also, she's tiny.

And petty.

/Thor


Have you tried thome athprin?
 
2012-05-17 11:45:34 AM  

Some folks thought my chili-cheese fries remark was a criticism. Nothing could be further from the truth. I hope Scarlett does what ever necessary to maintain her curves. Too much is better than too little.

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

 
2012-05-17 11:50:44 AM  

farkplug: I don't get all the fawning over this borderline derpy faced midget. Maybe it's her deep voice? Give me Ursula Andress in her bikini scene from "Dr. No" over chubby, derpy midget girl any day. Today's celebs are so meh compared to the ones from twenty or more years ago. It's really odd. It seems any average schlub, as long as they're a celeb, gets made out to be a god or goddess when you wouldn't even bat an eye if they were anonymous bank tellers.


If my bank teller looked like Scarlett Johansson, I'd be in be in there every day asking for my account balance.
 
2012-05-17 11:51:42 AM  

farkplug: I don't get all the fawning over this borderline derpy faced midget. Maybe it's her deep voice? Give me Ursula Andress in her bikini scene from "Dr. No" over chubby, derpy midget girl any day. Today's celebs are so meh compared to the ones from twenty or more years ago. It's really odd. It seems any average schlub, as long as they're a celeb, gets made out to be a god or goddess when you wouldn't even bat an eye if they were anonymous bank tellers.

Wait, bank tellers wear name tags. Okay, semi-anonymous bank tellers.

/not a troll, nor a studman. SJ is fine for real life, but sure as hell doesn't fit into the movie star gorgeous category of years past. It used to be Ursula Andress and Jayne Seymour in their prime. Now we get Scarlet and Vanessa Hudgens. MEH.


it's greed. the market wants its next best thing asap so they now churn quantity for quality. knock out a crapload of TV shows, throw them against the wall, hope for a M.A.S.H. or -insert any long running show name here- to stick while the rest runs off in a gooey garbage trail to the floor.

the glamour days of Hollyrock are long gone but we still have a few major talents that shine as brightly. glenn close, faye dunaway are two beautiful and most incredibly talented actresses that come to mind. real superstar quality.

the stars themselves are also to blame. putting on the glitz for the paparazzi and arriving in a Stutz Bearcat still gets attention. instead we now have no talent heiress whores and flavor of the month warblers shooting beaver from limos. no class, no taste, no talent.
 
2012-05-17 12:03:02 PM  
i673.photobucket.com

This article is useless without pics.

/Comments deliver
 
2012-05-17 12:06:32 PM  
I provided the exercise with all the hot purple monkey dishwasher sex we be having.
 
2012-05-17 12:19:23 PM  

farkplug: I don't get all the fawning over this borderline derpy faced midget. Maybe it's her deep voice? Give me Ursula Andress in her bikini scene from "Dr. No" over chubby, derpy midget girl any day. Today's celebs are so meh compared to the ones from twenty or more years ago. It's really odd. It seems any average schlub, as long as they're a celeb, gets made out to be a god or goddess when you wouldn't even bat an eye if they were anonymous bank tellers.

Wait, bank tellers wear name tags. Okay, semi-anonymous bank tellers.


This is a widely held belief in the homosexual community.

/NTTAWWT
//My wife says it's OK for me to spend a night thoroughly disappointing this woman.
 
2012-05-17 12:24:57 PM  

farkplug: I don't get all the fawning over this borderline derpy faced midget. Maybe it's her deep voice? Give me Ursula Andress in her bikini scene from "Dr. No" over chubby, derpy midget girl any day. Today's celebs are so meh compared to the ones from twenty or more years ago. It's really odd. It seems any average schlub, as long as they're a celeb, gets made out to be a god or goddess when you wouldn't even bat an eye if they were anonymous bank tellers.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-05-17 12:45:29 PM  
There's not a one of you losers that would refuse her.

The blog post is another eye roller, just like Ashley Judd's recent rant. Scarlett you work in an industry that thrives on image. You owe your success to it. When you lose weight for an upcoming role you're part of the system. When you do a magazine spread where they shoot your best angles and PS it to remove all the flaws, you're part of the system. When you're not working on a project you can't suddenly become a feminist railing against impossible beauty and body image standards and expect to be taken seriously.
 
2012-05-17 12:48:58 PM  

alwaysjaded: [i881.photobucket.com image 460x519]

/ so sorry



Soooo wrong,dude.


/+2
 
2012-05-17 12:50:42 PM  

alwaysjaded: [i881.photobucket.com image 460x519]

/ so sorry


I'd still hit Thorhansson
 
GOB
2012-05-17 01:03:53 PM  

farkplug: I don't get all the fawning over this borderline derpy faced midget. Maybe it's her deep voice? Give me Ursula Andress in her bikini scene from "Dr. No" over chubby, derpy midget girl any day. Today's celebs are so meh compared to the ones from twenty or more years ago. It's really odd. It seems any average schlub, as long as they're a celeb, gets made out to be a god or goddess when you wouldn't even bat an eye if they were anonymous bank tellers.

Wait, bank tellers wear name tags. Okay, semi-anonymous bank tellers.

/not a troll, nor a studman. SJ is fine for real life, but sure as hell doesn't fit into the movie star gorgeous category of years past. It used to be Ursula Andress and Jayne Seymour in their prime. Now we get Scarlet and Vanessa Hudgens. MEH.


It's all a matter of taste, and a lot of us think she's hot. You apparently don't and thats ok. Don't let it upset you. I personally didn't think Ursula Andress was all that hot (just judging by Dr No - haven't seen her in anything else)You're also forgetting we not only get SJ and this Vanessa girl you mentioned, theres Charlize Theron, Kate Beckinsale, Liv Tyler, Monica Bellucci, Penelope Cruz, Jessica Alba, etc.
 
2012-05-17 01:08:29 PM  
www.newsgab.com
 
2012-05-17 01:09:14 PM  

Girion47: Wellon Dowd: Chili-cheese fries.

[i.imgur.com image 634x356]
[i.imgur.com image 530x706]

I would hit that any day of the week.


And twice on Sunday.

/like the fist of an angry god, etc., etc.
 
2012-05-17 01:16:48 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: The other problem is that it'll be immediately dismissed by chuckleheads like the guy above who don't understand that women don't look like Maxim pictorials in real life.9beers: [www.newsgab.com image 500x477]

Where did this come from? It's beautiful.

 
2012-05-17 01:29:42 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Chili-cheese fries.

[i.imgur.com image 634x356]
[i.imgur.com image 530x706]


in these pics she reminds me of Lori from Cougar Town.
 
2012-05-17 01:29:42 PM  

Cosmoboy: Where did this come from? It's beautiful.


I took it this morning, she's so into studying a new script that she didn't even notice.
 
2012-05-17 01:47:53 PM  

Rwa2play:
I would hit that any day of the week.

And twice on Sunday.

/like the fist of an angry god, etc., etc.


She's busy on Thorsday
 
2012-05-17 01:50:37 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Who the hell is this?

s.huffpost.com

Doesn't look like Scarlett Johanssen to me.


This help?

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-17 01:51:30 PM  
9beers:

Um....wow.
 
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