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(Times Union)   Naked woman walks into lumber store, causes customers to sport wood   (timesunion.com ) divider line
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2012-05-17 08:37:19 AM  
7 votes:

kisseswookies: unfair: I must be seeing things. I swear there's a shirt neckline clearly visible, as well as a skirt line about half way up her thigh. Anyone else?

/ I can't even describe what's going on in the stomach area if that isn't fabric.
// Worst hoax ever?

Enhance!


i48.tinypic.com
2012-05-17 03:24:50 AM  
6 votes:
upload.wikimedia.orgi.imgur.com
2012-05-17 01:28:23 AM  
5 votes:
Clean up in aisles 2, 3, 5, 8, 10, and 15 please
2012-05-17 12:48:36 AM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-05-17 03:47:58 AM  
4 votes:
"Big box" store?
2012-05-17 08:14:24 AM  
3 votes:
But I was told that I am wearing robes of the finest silks that only the brightest and most learned can see. Says a lot about you, doesn't it.
2012-05-17 09:22:53 AM  
2 votes:
They should all be fired for not trying to sell her anything.

Guy takes a job in a hardware store. Manager trains him to sell add ons. Fries, he calls it. Watch and learn, he says, and proceeds to sell a guy who came in for a gas can a fuel filter for his lawn mower, ear plugs, safety goggles, and even a pair of edge clippers and a spare battery. Try it on the next customer, just figure out what their plans are and make sure they are all equipped to do It safely. So this lady walks in and the young guy says, May I help you? She asks where the feminine products are, you know, the cotton ones with disposable applicators. He shows her and then says, how about a lawn mower? Would you like to buy a lawnmower? Why on earth would I want a lawn mower, she asks. Well, he says, if you can't fark, you might as well mow the lawn today.
2012-05-17 01:57:48 AM  
2 votes:
"Surprisingly, mental health found no psychiatric issues whatsoever."

Oh sure, when a chick does it. Every time I do it I get sent to the nuthatch.
2012-05-17 01:44:42 AM  
2 votes:
"No one wanted to say much to her," he said. "It's not a situation you want to be involved in."

You know how I know this guy is gay?
2012-05-17 01:44:41 AM  
2 votes:

Oznog: "While the defendant claimed she was merely expressing her freedom to be fully liberated by walking nude into Stewart's and Curtis Lumber, this alleged conduct is actually a crime under the penal law," said Murphy in a statement. "Surprisingly, mental health found no psychiatric issues whatsoever."


collider.com
You said "penal"
2012-05-17 01:43:40 AM  
2 votes:

Gyrfalcon: I guess there's really nothing more to say.


Did she shave her poon or not? What about her bunghole? Was one boob sized differently than the other? These are the vital questions this insufficient article refuses to answer.
2012-05-17 01:29:55 AM  
2 votes:
"While the defendant claimed she was merely expressing her freedom to be fully liberated by walking nude into Stewart's and Curtis Lumber, this alleged conduct is actually a crime under the penal law," said Murphy in a statement. "Surprisingly, mental health found no psychiatric issues whatsoever."


Look harder.
2012-05-17 01:14:15 AM  
2 votes:
Soooo, I guess she lost a bet?
2012-05-17 09:02:00 AM  
1 vote:
She must have been looking for the naughty pine side paneling...
2012-05-17 08:47:18 AM  
1 vote:
"No one wanted to say much to her," he said. "It's not a situation you want to be involved in."


Farking amen. This isn't a porno. Nothing good will come of any contact with that woman. Nothing. If she's hot, you can stand and stare like everyone else, and go home and spank about it later. Hot naked chicks simply DO NOT walk into hardware store waiting to get farked. She obviously has issues. And what are the top three things you do NOT stick your dick into?

1. Meat grinders
2. Crazy
3. Fire

hbk72777: "No one wanted to say much to her," he said. "It's not a situation you want to be involved in."

You know how I know this guy is gay?


You know how I know you haven't been in that situtation?
2012-05-17 08:19:45 AM  
1 vote:
Julie Cochrane
"My husband of 23 years just asked for a divorce so he can marry his 24 year old personal trainer--named Rob."


My sincerest condolences. How did he die? Slow and painful or painful and slow?

My wife says if such an event were to occur, my demise will be slow, painful and there will be an open casket where everyone can see that she shoved something that was attached to me in to my mouth. Then, she'll claim it was her meds, write a book and go on Oprah.
2012-05-17 02:36:00 AM  
1 vote:

unfair: I must be seeing things. I swear there's a shirt neckline clearly visible, as well as a skirt line about half way up her thigh. Anyone else?

/ I can't even describe what's going on in the stomach area if that isn't fabric.
// Worst hoax ever?


Enhance!
2012-05-17 01:54:38 AM  
1 vote:
Subby forgot to call her a "hottie" in the headline and it still got greened?
2012-05-17 01:33:58 AM  
1 vote:
She was just lumbering around looking for a woodie. Or a stake.
2012-05-17 01:26:39 AM  
1 vote:
BALLSton Spa... yeah... got nuthin'.
2012-05-17 01:17:14 AM  
1 vote:

www.illinoisancestors.org
RIP Barbara LaFleur

2012-05-17 01:12:46 AM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: I guess there's really nothing more to say.


I don't normally catch threads this soon. Wondering if it's one of those with just a lot of wasted potential.
They say not to judge a book by it's cover, but then it's all cover, what the fark are you supposed to do?
 
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