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		Naked woman walks into lumber store, causes customers to sport wood (timesunion.com)		93
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Somacandra		2012-05-17 12:48:36 AM

Gyrfalcon		2012-05-17 01:08:26 AM

I guess there's really nothing more to say.

omeganuepsilon		2012-05-17 01:12:46 AM

Gyrfalcon: I guess there's really nothing more to say.

I don't normally catch threads this soon. Wondering if it's one of those with just a lot of wasted potential.
They say not to judge a book by it's cover, but then it's all cover, what the fark are you supposed to do?

fragMasterFlash		2012-05-17 01:14:15 AM

Soooo, I guess she lost a bet?

phrawgh		2012-05-17 01:17:14 AM

RIP Barbara LaFleur

W.C.fields forever		2012-05-17 01:21:03 AM

i have weird wood.

ladyfortuna		2012-05-17 01:21:17 AM

All right lady, I know it was kinda warm today in NY, but you're farther north than me and it wasn't THAT warm. I agree, maybe she lost a bet. Or else she got confused about where to protest the TSA...

RatMaster999		2012-05-17 01:23:40 AM

Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...

brimed03		2012-05-17 01:26:39 AM

BALLSton Spa... yeah... got nuthin'.

powhound		2012-05-17 01:28:23 AM

Clean up in aisles 2, 3, 5, 8, 10, and 15 please

Oznog		2012-05-17 01:29:55 AM

"While the defendant claimed she was merely expressing her freedom to be fully liberated by walking nude into Stewart's and Curtis Lumber, this alleged conduct is actually a crime under the penal law," said Murphy in a statement. "Surprisingly, mental health found no psychiatric issues whatsoever."

Look harder.

ladyfortuna		2012-05-17 01:31:18 AM

brimed03: BALLSton Spa... yeah... got nuthin'.

For those not familiar with the city, it's right near Saratoga, land of the horse races. SIL trains some of the horses up there, otherwise I'd have no idea about that. :)

zerkalo		2012-05-17 01:32:29 AM

No mention if this happened in the morning or not

Strongbeerrules		2012-05-17 01:33:58 AM

She was just lumbering around looking for a woodie. Or a stake.

Thanks for the Meme-ries		2012-05-17 01:37:17 AM

powhound: Clean up in aisles 2, 3, 5, 8, 10, and 15 please

i291.photobucket.com

Somacandra		2012-05-17 01:38:27 AM

FTFA: this alleged conduct is actually a crime under the penal law," said Murphy in a statement. "Surprisingly, mental health found no psychiatric issues whatsoever."

The good District Attorney's office may be surprised to learn that nudity or the desire to be free of clothing out in nature is not, in fact, a 'psychiatric issue.' It may be against the law but it is not a sign of being crazy.

Somacandra		2012-05-17 01:43:40 AM

Gyrfalcon: I guess there's really nothing more to say.

Did she shave her poon or not? What about her bunghole? Was one boob sized differently than the other? These are the vital questions this insufficient article refuses to answer.

gunsmack		2012-05-17 01:44:41 AM

Oznog: "While the defendant claimed she was merely expressing her freedom to be fully liberated by walking nude into Stewart's and Curtis Lumber, this alleged conduct is actually a crime under the penal law," said Murphy in a statement. "Surprisingly, mental health found no psychiatric issues whatsoever."

collider.com

You said "penal"

hbk72777		2012-05-17 01:44:42 AM

"No one wanted to say much to her," he said. "It's not a situation you want to be involved in."

You know how I know this guy is gay?

The One True TheDavid		2012-05-17 01:54:38 AM

Subby forgot to call her a "hottie" in the headline and it still got greened?

fusillade762		2012-05-17 01:57:48 AM

"Surprisingly, mental health found no psychiatric issues whatsoever."

Oh sure, when a chick does it. Every time I do it I get sent to the nuthatch.

powhound		2012-05-17 02:14:59 AM

The One True TheDavid: Subby forgot to call her a "hottie" in the headline and it still got greened?

Didn't mention whether or not she visited the grill section....or welding supplies.

dudemanbro		2012-05-17 02:15:16 AM

Ballston Spa?

Cretony38		2012-05-17 02:18:05 AM

She was looking for wood?

Deacon Blue		2012-05-17 02:27:53 AM

Somebody track down her blog.

unfair		2012-05-17 02:30:16 AM

I must be seeing things. I swear there's a shirt neckline clearly visible, as well as a skirt line about half way up her thigh. Anyone else?

i.imgur.com

/ I can't even describe what's going on in the stomach area if that isn't fabric.
// Worst hoax ever?

The Green Manalishi		2012-05-17 02:33:02 AM

"The manager said 'Ma'am, are you aware you have no clothes on?' She was kosher and cool about it, and the manager told her she needed to leave"

She was kosher? Did she smell like dill pickles or something?

kisseswookies		2012-05-17 02:36:00 AM

unfair: I must be seeing things. I swear there's a shirt neckline clearly visible, as well as a skirt line about half way up her thigh. Anyone else?

/ I can't even describe what's going on in the stomach area if that isn't fabric.
// Worst hoax ever?

Enhance!

The Green Manalishi		2012-05-17 02:38:53 AM

unfair: I must be seeing things. I swear there's a shirt neckline clearly visible, as well as a skirt line about half way up her thigh. Anyone else?

[i.imgur.com image 317x415]

/ I can't even describe what's going on in the stomach area if that isn't fabric.
// Worst hoax ever?

I can't tell if they intentionally blurred it out or if it's just really grainy surveillance footage. Almost looks like a bodysuit.

Gyrfalcon		2012-05-17 02:44:27 AM

Somacandra: Gyrfalcon: I guess there's really nothing more to say.

Did she shave her poon or not? What about her bunghole? Was one boob sized differently than the other? These are the vital questions this insufficient article refuses to answer.

I said there was nothing more to SAY. I never said there was nothing more to KNOW.

MassAsster		2012-05-17 02:47:42 AM

The Green Manalishi: unfair: I must be seeing things. I swear there's a shirt neckline clearly visible, as well as a skirt line about half way up her thigh. Anyone else?

[i.imgur.com image 317x415]

/ I can't even describe what's going on in the stomach area if that isn't fabric.
// Worst hoax ever?

I can't tell if they intentionally blurred it out or if it's just really grainy surveillance footage. Almost looks like a bodysuit.

OR a failed attempt at a tan

unfair		2012-05-17 03:06:22 AM

Surool		2012-05-17 03:08:58 AM

RatMaster999: Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...

www.musclediscussion.com

Approves.

Ed Finnerty		2012-05-17 03:24:50 AM

Buffet		2012-05-17 03:27:52 AM

Doesn't look naked to me?
Anyone wh objects to naked chics is a homo.

Mr. Potatoass		2012-05-17 03:47:58 AM

"Big box" store?

Coming on a Bicycle		2012-05-17 04:08:21 AM

Well curved body dat.

StinkyFiddlewinks		2012-05-17 04:33:26 AM

Article says the photo was edited by the cops

/read article, not gay

Dialectic		2012-05-17 04:45:35 AM

So she shaves!

gilatrout		2012-05-17 04:58:03 AM

Seems logical. Hardware stores sell wiring equipment. Poor thing was just trying to fix the cable.

ShannonKW		2012-05-17 05:08:11 AM

She's sane enough to know where the men are. Maybe she's just tired of all the ritual and time-wasting involved in dating. Maybe she just wanted to take the direct approach, show off the stuff and say, "Come at me bro." If so, it's sad that she didn't get any takers.

apiarist		2012-05-17 05:57:38 AM

Geez Mr. Obvious , I'd think you'd know you can't get an accurate height when a person's wearing clothes.
so once he's got her height, who else will he send for more lumber?

Mr. Obvious and the handyman.

BumpInTheNight		2012-05-17 06:09:25 AM

I think I know what she was up to...
3.bp.blogspot.com

Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-05-17 06:18:00 AM

"No one wanted to say much to her," he said. "It's not a situation you want to be involved in."

What Do You Say to a Naked Lady?

Link

That was an Alan Funt Stunt involving a coont.

austin_millbarge		2012-05-17 06:33:10 AM

Well...

Is she hot?

And before anyone says she looks fat, she doesnt, she looks curvy.. and if anyone thinks there's something wrong with that, we could debate it, in the remainder of this thread...

..with pictures...

if you want... just sayin'.

squrrelco3		2012-05-17 06:45:03 AM

austin_millbarge: Well...

Is she hot?

And before anyone says she looks fat, she doesnt, she looks curvy.. and if anyone thinks there's something wrong with that, we could debate it, in the remainder of this thread...

..with pictures...

if you want... just sayin'.

She looks fat...

don't really believe that, I just want to see the pictures... I'll start...

swimwearandlingerie.files.wordpress.com

/ohh so hot

Gleeman		2012-05-17 06:56:38 AM

gunsmack: Oznog: "While the defendant claimed she was merely expressing her freedom to be fully liberated by walking nude into Stewart's and Curtis Lumber, this alleged conduct is actually a crime under the penal law," said Murphy in a statement. "Surprisingly, mental health found no psychiatric issues whatsoever."

[collider.com image 500x368]
You said "penal"

Dammit.

/came here to post this, etc.
//huh huh, wood. huh huh..

durbnpoisn		2012-05-17 07:04:15 AM

"this alleged conduct is actually a crime under the ~~penal~~ penile law"

FTFY

Im_Gumby		2012-05-17 07:16:47 AM

RIP

dittybopper		2012-05-17 07:21:17 AM

Somacandra: FTFA: this alleged conduct is actually a crime under the penal law," said Murphy in a statement. "Surprisingly, mental health found no psychiatric issues whatsoever."

The good District Attorney's office may be surprised to learn that nudity or the desire to be free of clothing out in nature is not, in fact, a 'psychiatric issue.' It may be against the law but it is not a sign of being crazy.

If she had worn even the tiniest of bikini bottoms, she'd have been OK. Going topless is legal in NYS.

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