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(MLive.com)   For once, Arby's sandwich found to contain real meat   (mlive.com) divider line 116
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2012-05-16 11:53:49 PM  
I'm so hungry, I could eat Arby's.
 
2012-05-17 12:13:03 AM  
MMMM finger sandwiches
mmmm finger food
 
2012-05-17 12:23:05 AM  
Those roast beef slicers are quite efficient at shaving off stray body parts cleanly, as I unfortunately recall.
 
2012-05-17 12:23:06 AM  
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-17 02:34:33 AM  
One Jr. Roast Beef, hold the finger.
 
2012-05-17 03:26:04 AM  
An employee had cut her finger on a meat slicer in the restaurant at 952 N. West Ave., Jackson police and the Jackson County Health Department reported.

So it was a ladyfinger.

/Lucky he didn't get the giant roast beef. That comes with a whole hand.
 
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2012-05-17 03:56:01 AM  
A buddy of mine worked at an Arby's when we were in high school. I went and helped him close the store one time.

I'll never eat slices of that 5 pound meat-like cube again.

The horror, the horror...
 
2012-05-17 04:01:06 AM  
Headline shoulda been "14 yr old gets fingered at Arby's"... Or something like that
 
2012-05-17 04:01:15 AM  
"I was like, 'that gots to be a finger,'" he said Wednesday evening from his Blackman Township home.

Seems legit...
 
2012-05-17 04:02:00 AM  
I don't know what it is I have trouble with, but something in the Arby's meat makes my hands feel funny, stiff, painful. I hadn't eaten any in 20 years and I had half a cold sandwich sitting in the fridge and my hands started feeling weird again.

And I'm not a picky eater. Except when you suggest a vegetarian restaurant. I'm a strict carnivore.
 
2012-05-17 04:03:31 AM  
I swear I'm the only person in the world who likes their roast beef sandwich and curly fries. Are they different in Canada or something?
 
2012-05-17 04:05:39 AM  

change1211: I swear I'm the only person in the world who likes their roast beef sandwich and curly fries. Are they different in Canada or something?


I'm with you. I love me some arbys (its no worse than the giant block of 'ham' that they slice at the deli for you) and they have curly fries and the awesome horsey sauce and arbys sauce to boot...
 
2012-05-17 04:08:01 AM  

change1211: I swear I'm the only person in the world who likes their roast beef sandwich and curly fries. Are they different in Canada or something?


I used to like them, but ever since my buddy turned the sandwich on it's side and told me it looked like a rotten pussy I can't look at one without my stomach turning.
 
2012-05-17 04:08:58 AM  
I dig the fries, though.
 
2012-05-17 04:13:37 AM  

digitalpirate: I used to like them, but ever since my buddy turned the sandwich on it's side and told me it looked like a rotten pussy I can't look at one without my stomach turning.


You could always just pretend that it isn't rotten.
 
2012-05-17 04:14:05 AM  

germ78: I'm so hungry, I could eat Arby's.


FTFY
 
2012-05-17 04:20:42 AM  

guises: digitalpirate: I used to like them, but ever since my buddy turned the sandwich on it's side and told me it looked like a rotten pussy I can't look at one without my stomach turning.

You could always just pretend that it isn't rotten.


No, dude. For a while I thought that Arby's turned me gay.

Turns out I'm only gay to piss off Southern Baptists.
 
2012-05-17 04:29:47 AM  

jeffrey626: change1211: I swear I'm the only person in the world who likes their roast beef sandwich and curly fries. Are they different in Canada or something?

I'm with you. I love me some arbys (its no worse than the giant block of 'ham' that they slice at the deli for you) and they have curly fries and the awesome horsey sauce and arbys sauce to boot...


I like Arbys too, especially their baked potatoes.
 
2012-05-17 04:33:18 AM  
Fast food rumors will never die. People need to believe them, for some reason.
 
2012-05-17 04:33:30 AM  
Yeah, but it was finger steak.
 
2012-05-17 04:37:39 AM  
"I was like, 'that gots to be a finger,'"
"We don't eat fast food no more," Wheaton said

like a finger?? no more???
Stop talkin' gay or shut the Fark up.
 
2012-05-17 04:38:23 AM  
content9.flixster.com
 
2012-05-17 04:39:03 AM  
Hey, a rubbery piece of meat in my sandwich. Fat? Nah. Cartilage? Prolly not. Human finger? First thing that comes to mind!

Also, she couldn't go inside? She waited to call 911 after finishing her errands? This reeks of "frivolous lawsuit"".
 
2012-05-17 04:48:38 AM  

digitalpirate: change1211: I swear I'm the only person in the world who likes their roast beef sandwich and curly fries. Are they different in Canada or something?

I used to like them, but ever since my buddy turned the sandwich on it's side and told me it looked like a rotten pussy I can't look at one without my stomach turning.


Good Mood Food!
 
2012-05-17 04:57:36 AM  

germ78: I'm so hungry, I could eat Arby's.


i2.ytimg.com

"Line!?"
 
2012-05-17 05:01:55 AM  
It's meat? Tastes like salt. That's all, just salt.
 
2012-05-17 05:05:37 AM  

EbolaNYC: It's meat? Tastes like salt. That's all, just salt.


And AIDS
 
2012-05-17 05:25:30 AM  
how the hell does someone lose that much of a finger and not make a big deal of it? Tell the farking manager/shift leader, and get to the farking ER!
 
2012-05-17 05:37:22 AM  

7FARK7: how the hell does someone lose that much of a finger and not make a big deal of it? Tell the farking manager/shift leader, and get to the farking ER!


Maybe the worker was not so entitled. Now what kind of worker would that be?
 
2012-05-17 05:37:28 AM  
Arby's meat is WAAAY salty.Too beaucoup pour moi. Plus, they are too expensive for farking warmed up lunchmeat.

But ArbyQ sauce? Sweet n sassy.

1 pack of ArbyQ sauce and 1 pack of Horsey sauce combined? Oh yeah buddy.

Hold the long pork, please.
 
2012-05-17 05:40:38 AM  
Anywhere else, I probably wouldn't have noticed.
 
2012-05-17 05:41:49 AM  
Well, that trumps the long gray hair I found in my scrambled eggs at Denny's yesterday. The long gray hair that I had to pull out hand over hand because of it's length, and then at the end, the chunk of egg it was cooked into came out too. Yeah, that was nice. I'd take the hair over finger food though.
 
2012-05-17 05:42:19 AM  

7FARK7: how the hell does someone lose that much of a finger and not make a big deal of it? Tell the farking manager/shift leader, and get to the farking ER!


www.noelhenley.com

Finished his shift and went swimming.

//Greatest health care in the world
 
2012-05-17 05:44:55 AM  

7FARK7: how the hell does someone lose that much of a finger and not make a big deal of it? Tell the farking manager/shift leader, and get to the farking ER!


i don't know, maybe she is related to this guy: may be NSFW due to fake violence/blood
 
2012-05-17 06:09:50 AM  
"I was about to puke... It was just nasty."
img826.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-17 06:10:15 AM  
Well, shiat. I was planning on stopping at that Arby's after work today. NOPE.
 
2012-05-17 06:13:25 AM  

fisker: EbolaNYC: It's meat? Tastes like salt. That's all, just salt.

And AIDS


You sir (or madam) are an idiot.

Just because something is contaminated does not indicate it is AIDs infected.

You are an idiot.
 
2012-05-17 06:17:28 AM  

CasperImproved: fisker: EbolaNYC: It's meat? Tastes like salt. That's all, just salt.

And AIDS

You sir (or madam) are an idiot.

Just because something is contaminated does not indicate it is AIDs infected.

You are an idiot.


Did I mention Fisker that you are now favorited as an idiot? You are.
 
2012-05-17 06:20:32 AM  
Disapproves

media.web.britannica.com
 
2012-05-17 06:28:46 AM  

CasperImproved: fisker: EbolaNYC: It's meat? Tastes like salt. That's all, just salt.

And AIDS

You sir (or madam) are an idiot.

Just because something is contaminated does not indicate it is AIDs infected.

You are an idiot.


Yes he (or she) is. Everybody knows it tastes like hepatitis.
 
2012-05-17 06:30:31 AM  

CasperImproved: CasperImproved: fisker: EbolaNYC: It's meat? Tastes like salt. That's all, just salt.

And AIDS

You sir (or madam) are an idiot.

Just because something is contaminated does not indicate it is AIDs infected.

You are an idiot.

Did I mention Fisker that you are now favorited as an idiot? You are.


Do you really take comments like that seriously? For real?

You kind of make me want to start trolling.
 
2012-05-17 06:35:24 AM  

digitalpirate: CasperImproved: CasperImproved: fisker: EbolaNYC: It's meat? Tastes like salt. That's all, just salt.

And AIDS

You sir (or madam) are an idiot.

Just because something is contaminated does not indicate it is AIDs infected.

You are an idiot.

Did I mention Fisker that you are now favorited as an idiot? You are.

Do you really take comments like that seriously? For real?

You kind of make me want to start trolling.


AIDS takes over the sense of humor first.
 
2012-05-17 06:42:13 AM  

CasperImproved: fisker: EbolaNYC: It's meat? Tastes like salt. That's all, just salt.

And AIDS

You sir (or madam) are an idiot.

Just because something is contaminated does not indicate it is AIDs infected.

You are an idiot.


Ya..... see but.... yeah......no, you see that was funny. It really was. We here at Fark all little to equate ourselves to Phd level thinking all whilst acting like we're doing open mike stand up.

So....yeah.... AIDS is deeply hilarious.
 
2012-05-17 06:47:23 AM  
Meat's meat and a man's gotta eat!

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2012-05-17 07:00:45 AM  
Their Jamocha shake is farking ambrosia!
 
2012-05-17 07:18:56 AM  
"we don't eat fast food no more"

double negatives. the only way to tell the media your stopping fast food. but in reality nothing has changed.
 
2012-05-17 07:22:02 AM  
Them talks really pretty in MI.
 
2012-05-17 07:22:54 AM  
Do they still make fries?
 
2012-05-17 07:31:57 AM  
I have it backwards. Usually I get the finger AFTER I complain about my food.
 
2012-05-17 07:33:17 AM  

RedPhoenix122: I have it backwards. Usually I get the finger AFTER I complain about my food.


And AIDS
 
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