Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(WLFI Lafayette)   Problem 1: Minor girls drinking in your bar. Problem 2: Cops are walking in. Solution: Stick them in the kitchen, tell cops they're your cooks. Problem 3: They don't know how to start the grill   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, A Carmel, cops  
•       •       •

11309 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 May 2012 at 8:51 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2012-05-16 08:54:14 PM  
4 votes:
God damn, no wonder my burger was raw.

And had sparkles on it.
2012-05-16 09:29:21 PM  
3 votes:

Are you gonna tell me she doesn't look 21?
2012-05-16 09:34:22 PM  
2 votes:

Firethorn: As for the girls, what was the grill doing being cold in the first place?

The Aunt Jemima treatment requires a cold grill
2012-05-16 09:10:27 PM  
2 votes:
Paul used to drink underage at Walsh's Tavern. When they got raided, he knew just what to do: he got up, bussed his table, bussed the next one, and walked into the kitchen. The manager, seeing that Paul had just saved them both some trouble, quietly told him to keep working.

2012-05-16 09:02:10 PM  
2 votes:
Only time you'll see someone 20 years old called a minor...
2012-05-16 08:53:26 PM  
2 votes:
Solution: Stick them in the kitchen
2012-05-17 01:26:15 AM  
1 vote:

proteus_b: Couldn't they just say that the morning guy turns it on, they only know how to turn it off?

Yeah, like on a union job.
2012-05-16 11:17:07 PM  
1 vote:
Stop trying to sneak into clubs and bars, you stupid kids! Do what the rest of us well-adjusted alcoholics did when we were your age: get an older friend to go to the liqour store for you, get a bunch of people together and have a bonfire in the woods!
2012-05-16 09:31:45 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: A Carmel bar cited in January for serving minors is in trouble again.
2012-05-16 09:31:03 PM  
1 vote:

jmr61: Were they hot?

Because that's really all that matters.

RTFA...nobody turned on the grill.
2012-05-16 09:06:37 PM  
1 vote:
Displayed 11 of 11 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.