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		Problem 1: Minor girls drinking in your bar. Problem 2: Cops are walking in. Solution: Stick them in the kitchen, tell cops they're your cooks. Problem 3: They don't know how to start the grill (wlfi.com)		81
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Indubitably		2012-05-16 08:52:04 PM

Subby's copping for a feel...

;)

Cheesus		2012-05-16 08:53:26 PM

Solution: Stick them in the kitchen

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elffster		2012-05-16 08:54:14 PM

God damn, no wonder my burger was raw.

And had sparkles on it.

WhitePac		2012-05-16 09:01:34 PM

Trainees?

proteus_b		2012-05-16 09:01:41 PM

Couldn't they just say that the morning guy turns it on, they only know how to turn it off?

Pete_T_Mann		2012-05-16 09:02:10 PM

Only time you'll see someone 20 years old called a minor...

Kenthehillwilliam		2012-05-16 09:02:22 PM

stay classy Carmel. This is the same city where the the local high school got busted for sex acts on the team football bus. When the story broke all the studnets went on to the reporters twitter page and threatened to rape and murder her.

Merilwen		2012-05-16 09:02:45 PM

"one count of employment of minors, and one count of failing to maintain employee records."

LMAO

lockers		2012-05-16 09:05:33 PM

Pete_T_Mann: Only time you'll see someone 20 years old called a minor...

I was 20 when i got my minor in possesion charge.

nytmare		2012-05-16 09:06:37 PM

bingethinker		2012-05-16 09:07:23 PM

Employment of minors? What, you can't even work in the kitchen if you're underage?

Wacky.

krafty420		2012-05-16 09:07:52 PM

That's crazy that you could be considered a minor at 20, legal drinking age is 19 here in Nova Scotia

oukewldave		2012-05-16 09:09:07 PM

bingethinker: Employment of minors? What, you can't even work in the kitchen if you're underage?

Wacky.

Pretty sure here in Ohio, 15 year olds cannot work in a kitchen. I wonder how this place is going to keep it's liquor license?

whither_apophis		2012-05-16 09:09:27 PM

It's a sad day when the women don't know how to work a stove.

jmr61		2012-05-16 09:09:44 PM

Were they hot?

Because that's really all that matters.

Captain Horatio Mindblower		2012-05-16 09:10:27 PM

Paul used to drink underage at Walsh's Tavern. When they got raided, he knew just what to do: he got up, bussed his table, bussed the next one, and walked into the kitchen. The manager, seeing that Paul had just saved them both some trouble, quietly told him to keep working.

/CSB

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-05-16 09:11:34 PM

I wonder what drunk coeds look like??

odinsposse		2012-05-16 09:11:46 PM

proteus_b: Couldn't they just say that the morning guy turns it on, they only know how to turn it off?

They could if they weren't drunk teenagers.

somemoron		2012-05-16 09:15:05 PM

Police officials say the bar owner told three females - ages 15, 19 and 20 - to run into the kitchen and pretend to be cooks. Officers found them trying to cook on a cold grill.

Nice detective work there, Lou. No really... LFMAO - were the girls blond, by any chance?

proteus_b		2012-05-16 09:16:40 PM

odinsposse: They could if they weren't drunk teenagers.

Oh, so what you're saying is that just about everything turns them on.

semiotix		2012-05-16 09:24:21 PM

As lawbreaking goes, I have to admit, that's pretty creative.

odinsposse		2012-05-16 09:24:51 PM

proteus_b: odinsposse: They could if they weren't drunk teenagers.

Oh, so what you're saying is that just about everything turns them on.

I'm saying their vocabulary was most likely limited to "Oh my God!" and "SCREEEECH!"

ProfessorOhki		2012-05-16 09:25:45 PM

Merilwen: "one count of employment of minors, and one count of failing to maintain employee records."

LMAO

Now THAT is funny.

tsiran		2012-05-16 09:26:39 PM

Firethorn		2012-05-16 09:27:30 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Paul used to drink underage at Walsh's Tavern. When they got raided, he knew just what to do: he got up, bussed his table, bussed the next one, and walked into the kitchen. The manager, seeing that Paul had just saved them both some trouble, quietly told him to keep working.

/CSB

And I'd comp him his meals/drinks.

As for the girls, what was the grill doing being cold in the first place?

Indubitably		2012-05-16 09:27:32 PM

ProfessorOhki: Merilwen: "one count of employment of minors, and one count of failing to maintain employee records."

LMAO

Now THAT is funny.

*judge strikes gavel soundly*

Little.Alex		2012-05-16 09:29:21 PM

Are you gonna tell me she doesn't look 21?

Prof. Frink		2012-05-16 09:31:03 PM

jmr61: Were they hot?

Because that's really all that matters.

RTFA...nobody turned on the grill.

anfrind		2012-05-16 09:31:39 PM

Little.Alex: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 331x400]

Are you gonna tell me she doesn't look 21?

www.allmystery.de

/oblig.

ChrisDe		2012-05-16 09:31:45 PM

FTA: A Carmel bar cited in January for serving minors is in trouble again.

www.atb-bargains.co.uk

DeepRed_II		2012-05-16 09:31:45 PM

The reason underage kids drink there is because there is no one over 21 there buying booze

/been there
/place sucks

jaytkay		2012-05-16 09:34:22 PM

Firethorn: As for the girls, what was the grill doing being cold in the first place?

The Aunt Jemima treatment requires a cold grill

sidesalad.net

bingethinker		2012-05-16 09:39:22 PM

oukewldave: bingethinker: Employment of minors? What, you can't even work in the kitchen if you're underage?

Wacky.

Pretty sure here in Ohio, 15 year olds cannot work in a kitchen. I wonder how this place is going to keep it's liquor license?

I know you have to be a certain age to serve the booze, but I don't see how it matters if you're the cook or the busboy. The hostess is usually an underage hottie.

Indubitably		2012-05-16 09:43:23 PM

Little.Alex: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 331x400]

Are you gonna tell me she doesn't look 21?

This disturbs me on SO many levels I can only say: whoever allowed this failed the parenting license soundly...

;(

skinink		2012-05-16 09:43:27 PM

jaytkay: Firethorn: As for the girls, what was the grill doing being cold in the first place?

The Aunt Jemima treatment requires a cold grill

[sidesalad.net image 348x329]

I don't care if PJ Soles picked on Crazy Carrie in that movie. After seeing Bill Murray give her the Aunt Jemima treatment I fell in love. But since I was a kid then and didn't know much about sex, I was still confused why her and Murray were in that tiny trunk together, and what they were doing in it...

Ashtrey		2012-05-16 09:47:17 PM

Little.Alex		2012-05-16 09:48:07 PM

Indubitably: Little.Alex: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 331x400]

Are you gonna tell me she doesn't look 21?

This disturbs me on SO many levels I can only say: whoever allowed this failed the parenting license soundly...

;(

Oh yeah. Well; at least the parents won't have to set aside money for her college.

/ And in a lot of states, unless it's done in a hospital, you can get arrested for tattooing a minor.

fusillade762		2012-05-16 09:51:11 PM

Here in Oregon he could have just said they were strippers. No need for any grill knowledge.

lockers		2012-05-16 09:52:38 PM

Indubitably: Little.Alex: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 331x400]

Are you gonna tell me she doesn't look 21?

This disturbs me on SO many levels I can only say: whoever allowed this failed the parenting license soundly...

;(

You do know they make temporary tattoos, right? Looking at the state of the house and the newness of her clothes, i would say that is far more likely. OTOH, temporary or not, it is now forever onthe interwebs.

Indubitably		2012-05-16 09:53:23 PM

Little.Alex: Indubitably: Little.Alex: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 331x400]

Are you gonna tell me she doesn't look 21?

This disturbs me on SO many levels I can only say: whoever allowed this failed the parenting license soundly...

;(

Oh yeah. Well; at least the parents won't have to set aside money for her college.

/ And in a lot of states, unless it's done in a hospital, you can get arrested for tattooing a minor.

Wait.

That's real?

Um.

I suggest a federal investigation, plz.

Plz?

There might still be time to save her...

;)

Indubitably		2012-05-16 09:54:10 PM

lockers: Indubitably: Little.Alex: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 331x400]

Are you gonna tell me she doesn't look 21?

This disturbs me on SO many levels I can only say: whoever allowed this failed the parenting license soundly...

;(

You do know they make temporary tattoos, right? Looking at the state of the house and the newness of her clothes, i would say that is far more likely. OTOH, temporary or not, it is now forever onthe interwebs.

Nice save.

DownDaRiver		2012-05-16 09:55:32 PM

Something something samwich something something!!!

/pickles and chips also

lockers		2012-05-16 09:58:04 PM

Indubitably: lockers: Indubitably: Little.Alex: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 331x400]

Are you gonna tell me she doesn't look 21?

This disturbs me on SO many levels I can only say: whoever allowed this failed the parenting license soundly...

;(

You do know they make temporary tattoos, right? Looking at the state of the house and the newness of her clothes, i would say that is far more likely. OTOH, temporary or not, it is now forever onthe interwebs.

Nice save.

Your sanity, i haz it's back.

Little.Alex		2012-05-16 09:58:30 PM

Google "underage tattoo" and see the Aristocrats!

Man On Pink Corner		2012-05-16 10:02:29 PM

"Stop taking the piss and make me an omelet, biatches. Let's see what you've farking got."

jaytkay		2012-05-16 10:04:09 PM

Little.Alex: / And in a lot of states, unless it's done in a hospital, you can get arrested for tattooing a minor.

Hospitals do tattoos now?

Indubitably		2012-05-16 10:05:26 PM

lockers: Indubitably: lockers: Indubitably: Little.Alex: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 331x400]

Are you gonna tell me she doesn't look 21?

This disturbs me on SO many levels I can only say: whoever allowed this failed the parenting license soundly...

;(

You do know they make temporary tattoos, right? Looking at the state of the house and the newness of her clothes, i would say that is far more likely. OTOH, temporary or not, it is now forever onthe interwebs.

Nice save.

Your sanity, i haz it's back.

Um.

Thanks, but,

I needn't need yer help, friend.

Perhaps you talkin' sanity is a personal quest...

My quest diverges from yourn.

;)

Sum Guye		2012-05-16 10:22:33 PM

Drop the farking drinking age back to 18. Damned neo-prohibitionists.

Ken VeryBigLiar		2012-05-16 10:25:41 PM

Indiana State Excise Police officials

Indiana has a special unit for this sort of thing? In Wisconsin finding minors in a bar (even without a parent) is like a day that ends in "Y". I was fishing my uncle out of the local watering holes as soon I got my license.

/It usually involved taking 3 beers and a chaser with him to get him out

Bathia_Mapes		2012-05-16 10:27:25 PM

bingethinker: Employment of minors? What, you can't even work in the kitchen if you're underage?

Wacky.

In most cases you can, not just in a bar.

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