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(ESPN)   War, Day Two (8:00 PM eastern, NBC Sports Network)   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 651
    More: Cool, Henrik Lundqvist, Michael Del Zotto, Ryan Callahan, Daniel Girardi, Martin Brodeur, Zach Parise, John Tortorella, Marc Staal  
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2012-05-16 10:50:33 PM

JT_Goalie: SERIES TIED!!!

[www.hotbdsmslaves.com image 500x752]

[www.fetishlink.net image 640x456]


And now I need to empty my cache.

See you guys later!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-16 10:50:37 PM

Earguy: Smiths: Louisiana Heels on the right.....

some CEO's farkslut secretary got away from the office ronight.

She's totally doing it for me. Who cares if they can't sing.


her friend copping a feel doesn't hurt.
 
2012-05-16 10:51:26 PM
well, disappointing, but the Rangers showed a lot of heart pulling the lead for 8 minutes. The Devils needed a lot of ref help and non-calls to get a 1 goal victory. Being the Rangers lost the other two Game 2's I'm not worried. Yet.
 
2012-05-16 10:51:43 PM

Captain Steroid: And now I need to empty my cache.


ummm...you're welcome?
 
2012-05-16 10:53:29 PM

saintstryfe: well, disappointing, but the Rangers showed a lot of heart pulling the lead for 8 minutes. The Devils needed a lot of ref help and non-calls to get a 1 goal victory. Being the Rangers lost the other two Game 2's I'm not worried. Yet.


I still want Rags to get the series. I just want 7 games out of it.

Get some OT on Saturday's game, dangit!
 
2012-05-16 10:54:27 PM
I think Tanya like softball, if you get my drift.
 
2012-05-16 10:54:43 PM

Captain Steroid: JT_Goalie: SERIES TIED!!!

And now I need to empty my cache.


thats code for masturbation isnt it
 
2012-05-16 10:54:47 PM

Smiths: yookaloco: Smiths: Need more ass-shaking, purple dress:


[i.imgur.com image 396x350]

So, that's Abby on the right?

Abby on right, DD on left.


My policy on full figured women justified once again. Wish I could join in on the cats fun, but I have work tomorrow. Good night farkers.

/jeebus, if Marty wasn't ridiculous.
 
2012-05-16 10:55:05 PM
CANADA IN THE HOUSE!

BUST A MOOSE, EH
 
2012-05-16 10:55:11 PM
OK these two are making me laugh.
 
2012-05-16 10:55:59 PM
Cross check the whole team within the last two minutes. Literally crash the net. NBD, Bettman is getting his 7 game series.
 
2012-05-16 10:56:05 PM
Brown dress is a freak.
 
2012-05-16 10:58:44 PM
When librarians cut loose.
 
2012-05-16 10:58:44 PM

ytterbium: She is gorgeous!

I've always had rodents/rabbits as pets, love ferrets. Great name too.


Thanks, she is a pretty little girl & extremely funny. This picture was taken earlier today. It's looking straight down from the top of her cage. She's got a cloth hammock that she lays in much of the time. Today she was on her back like a dead cockroach with her head completely out laying on the ramp to go down to the next level, totally oblivious to everything else going on around her.

We actually inherited her about 6 months ago. A friend of my son's was moving & couldn't take her to his parents while he found a new place. "It will only be for two weeks max..." Yeah right. However she's settled right into the chaos around here & has become ours (confirmed by friend when he visited & saw how happy she was (I'm recovering from an injury so she's essentially got the run of the room all day & hangs out with me & the dog (& the three rats & the chickens & the iguana & the ... it's a frickin zoo around here it seems...).

***

Enough of the threadjack. Congrats to the Devils. I'd rather that the Rangers won but I'm even more glad that there's more good hockey on the horizon. Now off to CM for a bit....
 
2012-05-16 11:00:35 PM
We need a Fark Party at the Cat's Meow
 
2012-05-16 11:00:35 PM
fark it, fake twitter comes in use:

Link
 
2012-05-16 11:02:39 PM
Canada vs Slovakia at 630 am

I find it humourous that NBC is only NOW going to start airing the American games at the world championships

Tournament has been going on for 2 weeks

whatever
 
2012-05-16 11:03:30 PM
when i say start airing the games i meant airing them live
 
2012-05-16 11:03:42 PM
enjoy your karaoke guys, lemme know if anything awesome happens though i typically read these threads at work and go to their archives to match the comments to see what happened.

and second from the left white shirt is a hip grind sex machine. you know it. on top and rocks like the damn boat is in the rapids.

night biatches.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-16 11:05:43 PM

Smiths: fark it, fake twitter comes in use:

Link


Bravo sir.
 
2012-05-16 11:11:19 PM
Oh....oh honey, you're trying way too hard here.
 
2012-05-16 11:14:34 PM
So when hockey's over, what should we do about the karaoke threadjack? All get on twitter? Find an abandoned thread? Hijack the video thread, since no one's in there, anyway?

We need a plan, man.
 
2012-05-16 11:20:23 PM
ok...I need to do something that at least vaguely resembles sleep.....

helluva game...next one I'll be in the middle of a game, so have fun for me...drink extra rum
 
2012-05-16 11:20:34 PM
Wow...that chick is going home with anyone who'll take her sometime soon. And the host was reallllly not comfortable there.
 
2012-05-16 11:29:59 PM
(drags sorry Aussie carcass out of bed)

(looks at clock)

(double takes at clock)

(looks at time in New York)

Either this has gone to overtime, or I'm goring to have to pretend karaoke is a perfectly good substitute for Canadian-rules bandy . . .
 
2012-05-16 11:41:34 PM
 
2012-05-16 11:49:58 PM
(reads thread)

AWRIGHT DEVILS!!!!1!!one!!!!!

. . . yay . . . "knuckered"?
 
2012-05-16 11:54:47 PM
Smooth move, host.
 
2012-05-17 12:04:34 AM

9beers: Smooth move, host.


Hey, I htought everyone left. Everyone bailed early, I guess.
 
2012-05-17 12:20:31 AM

vegaswench: 9beers: Smooth move, host.

Hey, I htought everyone left. Everyone bailed early, I guess.


I've returned! Not in time for the game but I can vaguely be around for karaoke! My hands are cut up and blistered, but dammit, done.
 
2012-05-17 12:22:43 AM
"All jacked up on Mountain Dew" and sucking down helium. Dangerous combination there; next you'll be chugging turpentine.
 
2012-05-17 12:23:59 AM
shiat! I wasn't feeling so hot, laid down a little to watch the game when it was 2-1 Rangers and passed out and missed the finish! Sounds like I missed some good shiat.

Also missed Nugget Party Rockin'. Goddamn.
 
2012-05-17 12:24:21 AM
You've got props from me guy for "Jump Around", but this is the, I think, fourth night in a row to hear this.
 
2012-05-17 12:28:45 AM
This isn't Tony Romo, right? He looks different, and he is less exciting. Hatless Tony Romo is better.
 
2012-05-17 12:29:45 AM
Bad - missing Nugget, the bar trivia guy never showing up

Good - DEVILSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WIN, Red Alert towel now 7-2
 
2012-05-17 12:33:09 AM
DD, there are things other than Jameson. I think you need help. Not to stop drinking, but to expand your horizons. There are good whiskeys.
 
2012-05-17 12:36:04 AM
While enjoying the gyrating, the girls' just are not feeling the rhythm. Reminds me of:

If you want real evidence of out-of-body experiences, by the way, get yourself along to a residential conference of senior academics, and pop into the discotheque on the final night. And there you will see it -- grown men and women writhing uncontrollably, off the beat

- Sir Ken Robinson
 
2012-05-17 12:38:03 AM
Fine, no one else is bothering, and I'm not listening to this horrible voice destroy "Livin' on a Prayer".
 
2012-05-17 12:49:51 AM

robsul82: Bad - missing Nugget, the bar trivia guy never showing up

Good - DEVILSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WIN, Red Alert towel now 7-2


Boo on trivia, but congrats on the Devils.

Nugget was awesome.
 
2012-05-17 12:53:20 AM

vegaswench: robsul82: Bad - missing Nugget, the bar trivia guy never showing up

Good - DEVILSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WIN, Red Alert towel now 7-2

Boo on trivia, but congrats on the Devils.

Nugget was awesome.


Tragic missing Nugget. Tragic.
 
2012-05-17 12:55:46 AM

robsul82: vegaswench: robsul82: Bad - missing Nugget, the bar trivia guy never showing up

Good - DEVILSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WIN, Red Alert towel now 7-2

Boo on trivia, but congrats on the Devils.

Nugget was awesome.

Tragic missing Nugget. Tragic.


Always the archives if you're so inclined. Not the same, though.
 
2012-05-17 12:59:01 AM

I_Love_Cheesecake: "Go, balloons. I don't see anything happening. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Stand by, confetti.


Just wanted to let you know that I got the reference.

/nothing is obscure on Fark
//second greatest moment of that year on CNN
 
2012-05-17 01:07:07 AM
All you scrolling, look up now. Funny.
 
2012-05-17 01:09:21 AM

vegaswench: robsul82: vegaswench: robsul82: Bad - missing Nugget, the bar trivia guy never showing up

Good - DEVILSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WIN, Red Alert towel now 7-2

Boo on trivia, but congrats on the Devils.

Nugget was awesome.

Tragic missing Nugget. Tragic.

Always the archives if you're so inclined. Not the same, though.


No it ISN'T, lol, more's the pity.
 
2012-05-17 01:17:05 AM
New Jersey Devils 3-2 New York Rangers
Series tied 1-1.

DEVILS WIN! 9 down, 7 to go!
 
2012-05-17 02:06:04 AM

RminusQ: I_Love_Cheesecake: "Go, balloons. I don't see anything happening. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Stand by, confetti.

Just wanted to let you know that I got the reference.

/nothing is obscure on Fark
//second greatest moment of that year on CNN


Incidentally, "What the fark are you guys doing up there?" is a phrase often heard upon TV shots of the Leafs GM booth.
 
2012-05-17 08:00:42 AM

AKTurkey: Torts postgame (YT: John Tortorella: Post Game 2 5/16/12) [Click to Hide Video]


Torts: "No. no. no. you need to improve. no. keep it in the room. no."

i love it.

why even sit down?
 
2012-05-17 08:37:30 AM
I will so not be loading this thread on my work PC.
 
2012-05-17 08:47:10 AM

soopey: I will so not be loading this thread on my work PC.


that's why i remote desktop from my work PC to my home one and surf fark that way.

at my IT job 3 jobs ago i just set up a proxy on my home PC and used foxyproxy add-on. set certain sites to use the proxy and could seemlessly fark around and do work.

i prefer the remote desktop though because if stuff pops up or the thread freezes while loading and happens to have something inappropriate stuck in the middle of the browser i just minimize the remote desktop window.

doing the booty shaking GIFs from work yesterday was fun. just constant minimizing and maximizing between waiting for queries to run.
 
2012-05-17 08:07:17 PM
I completely forgot about the thread yesterday. Whoops.
 
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