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(ESPN)   War, Day Two (8:00 PM eastern, NBC Sports Network)   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 651
    More: Cool, Henrik Lundqvist, Michael Del Zotto, Ryan Callahan, Daniel Girardi, Martin Brodeur, Zach Parise, John Tortorella, Marc Staal  
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Mr.Tangent
2012-05-16 09:31:59 PM
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
 
JT_Goalie
2012-05-16 09:31:59 PM
RANGERS GOAL!!!! 2-1 NYR!!!!
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-16 09:32:00 PM
Ranger goal 2-1
 
gas giant
2012-05-16 09:32:04 PM
RAGS GOAL
 
saintstryfe
2012-05-16 09:32:04 PM
The Gremlin in the Box helps the Blueshirts out!
 
FightDirector
2012-05-16 09:32:05 PM
GOAL RANGERS!
 
idesofmarch
2012-05-16 09:32:15 PM
RANGERS SCORE! WOOOOOO!

Sorry I'm late to the thread - great game so far!
 
Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2012-05-16 09:32:39 PM
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2-1 NY

RANGERS TAKE THE LEAD! :D
 
shadowdweller
2012-05-16 09:32:42 PM
Score!

Rangers take the lead 2-1
 
aevorea
2012-05-16 09:32:43 PM
Over/under on how the Devils will blame that goal on the fact they were distracted/outraged/laughing from the penalty box door issue?
 
Smiths
2012-05-16 09:32:48 PM
i.imgur.comi.imgur.comi.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2012-05-16 09:32:52 PM
FastJeff: Door gets stuck, we get to see him clawing his way over the glass.

i.huffpost.com
 
JT_Goalie
2012-05-16 09:33:02 PM
Earguy: Drunk chick with good body and moves between two heifers at Cat's Meow.

heifer, hot, curvy, in that order
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-16 09:33:02 PM
Earguy: Drunk chick with good body and moves between two heifers at Cat's Meow.

I'm drunk, but girl on right doesn't look that bad! girl on left tho...
 
Smoky Dragon Dish [TotalFark]
2012-05-16 09:33:30 PM
Sweet!

/MAAARRRR TTTTTTYYYYY
 
FightDirector
2012-05-16 09:34:01 PM
aevorea: Over/under on how the Devils will blame that goal on the fact they were distracted/outraged/laughing from the penalty box door issue?

Already got a Devils fan on the phone biatching that the MSG staff deliberately farked up the door to give their team an "unofficial" timeout to rest their power play units.

...and hung up. I need a less stupid social circle.
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2012-05-16 09:34:03 PM
Frozen_Puck: Earguy: Drunk chick with good body and moves between two heifers at Cat's Meow.

I'm drunk, but girl on right doesn't look that bad! girl on left tho...

Yeah, the one on the right likes to bend over and show cleavage, and she have a few shakes to suggest she's a goer.
 
JT_Goalie
2012-05-16 09:34:23 PM
JT_Goalie: Earguy: Drunk chick with good body and moves between two heifers at Cat's Meow.

heifer, hot, curvy, in that order


and the curvy one liked bedin' over to show the cleavage...no cpomplaints here

except that I can't type anymore
 
Smiths
2012-05-16 09:34:34 PM
5 devils on the right during that defensive shift. that's very Philly-esque.
 
saintstryfe
2012-05-16 09:34:39 PM
Another poster for Broduer!
 
aevorea
2012-05-16 09:34:55 PM
FightDirector: aevorea: Over/under on how the Devils will blame that goal on the fact they were distracted/outraged/laughing from the penalty box door issue?

Already got a Devils fan on the phone biatching that the MSG staff deliberately farked up the door to give their team an "unofficial" timeout to rest their power play units.

...and hung up. I need a less stupid social circle.

lmao.
 
RminusQ [TotalFark]
2012-05-16 09:35:06 PM
1. "penalty box is broken" is a extra-judicial finish your drink. 2. ahh fark.
 
JT_Goalie
2012-05-16 09:35:14 PM
Earguy: Yeah, the one on the right likes to bend over and show cleavage, and she have a few shakes to suggest she's a goer.

JT_Goalie: and the curvy one liked bedin' over to show the cleavage...no cpomplaints here

are you me???
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2012-05-16 09:36:48 PM
Who's voicing the McDonald's lemon? Sounds so familiar.
 
Smoky Dragon Dish [TotalFark]
2012-05-16 09:37:00 PM
Huh. The lemon is back.
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2012-05-16 09:37:29 PM
JT_Goalie: Earguy: Yeah, the one on the right likes to bend over and show cleavage, and she have a few shakes to suggest she's a goer.

JT_Goalie: and the curvy one liked bedin' over to show the cleavage...no cpomplaints here

are you me???

I have a hard time keeping my alts straight.
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-16 09:37:35 PM
Earguy: Frozen_Puck: Earguy: Drunk chick with good body and moves between two heifers at Cat's Meow.

I'm drunk, but girl on right doesn't look that bad! girl on left tho...

Yeah, the one on the right likes to bend over and show cleavage, and she have a few shakes to suggest she's a goer.

I prefer a girl like that than the one in the middle. Middle was attractive, but I don't mind a little thickness if the girl is still attractive. in that trio, I'd take the girl on the right in a heartbeat
 
Recoil Therapy [TotalFark]
2012-05-16 09:37:36 PM
Earguy: Drunk chick with good body and moves between two heifers at Cat's Meow.

I really doubt that you're that desirable to be able to qualify the far right as a heifer (lord knows I'm not). Curvy, Rubenesque, etc sure. Heifer though? Far from it

/plus she has the self confidence to get up there & shake things - that's worth a few bonus points
 
FastJeff
2012-05-16 09:37:43 PM
That KFC poutine song sounds like it's sung by Thunder Face.
 
Smiths
2012-05-16 09:38:00 PM
dammit
journey

but drunk biatch in thong and tramp stamp pretending to blow middle aged striped polo shirt guy.
 
Smiths
2012-05-16 09:38:37 PM
hjahaha

"I need more viagra!"
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2012-05-16 09:38:40 PM
Tramp Stamp sighting at the Meow. And the dude doesn't even want her grinding her ass into his crotch
 
JT_Goalie
2012-05-16 09:39:38 PM
whe the fark did this turn into rugby?
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2012-05-16 09:39:51 PM
Recoil Therapy: Earguy: Drunk chick with good body and moves between two heifers at Cat's Meow.

I really doubt that you're that desirable to be able to qualify the far right as a heifer (lord knows I'm not). Curvy, Rubenesque, etc sure. Heifer though? Far from it

/plus she has the self confidence to get up there & shake things - that's worth a few bonus points

Okay, okay, I'm sorry.

She sold me, I bet she's fun in bed.
 
aevorea
2012-05-16 09:40:12 PM
JT_Goalie: whe the fark did this turn into rugby?

the stuck penalty box is the new 'jump the sharp'?
 
Smiths
2012-05-16 09:40:23 PM
wait did an ALT get outed in this thread?

i love ALT outing threads!

i.imgur.com
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-16 09:40:40 PM
I love being able to watch total unabashed guys talking about chicks conversations in here.
 
aevorea
2012-05-16 09:40:47 PM
aevorea: JT_Goalie: whe the fark did this turn into rugby?

the stuck penalty box is the new 'jump the sharp'?

SHARK.

/whiskey starting to kick in
 
Smiths
2012-05-16 09:41:33 PM
Earguy: Recoil Therapy: Earguy: Drunk chick with good body and moves between two heifers at Cat's Meow.

I really doubt that you're that desirable to be able to qualify the far right as a heifer (lord knows I'm not). Curvy, Rubenesque, etc sure. Heifer though? Far from it

/plus she has the self confidence to get up there & shake things - that's worth a few bonus points

Okay, okay, I'm sorry.

She sold me, I bet she's fun in bed.

She's the type who just sits on top of you on your back and does all the work until you get indian burns on your thighs.
 
Smiths
2012-05-16 09:42:09 PM
Silvara: I love being able to watch total unabashed guys talking about chicks conversations in here.

i think a nugget in the house means we're all drinking a little extra tonight.

we were so young last week.
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-16 09:43:03 PM
WOOHOO!
 
JT_Goalie
2012-05-16 09:43:03 PM
fark!!!!
 
9beers
2012-05-16 09:43:04 PM
Tied!
 
Mr.Tangent
2012-05-16 09:43:05 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
paj
2012-05-16 09:43:07 PM
Tied!!
/torts mad.
 
The Great Gazoo
2012-05-16 09:43:12 PM
Tied up.
 
gas giant
2012-05-16 09:43:24 PM
DEVGOAL
All tied up
 
Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2012-05-16 09:43:31 PM
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2-2

TIED AGAIN!!
 
Smiths
2012-05-16 09:43:43 PM
ABBY IN THE HOUSE

i.imgur.com

oh and

TIED!!!

27.media.tumblr.com
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2012-05-16 09:43:44 PM

I can has bonus hockey?

upload.wikimedia.org
TIED!!!!
 
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