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(ESPN)   War, Day Two (8:00 PM eastern, NBC Sports Network)   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 651
    More: Cool, Henrik Lundqvist, Michael Del Zotto, Ryan Callahan, Daniel Girardi, Martin Brodeur, Zach Parise, John Tortorella, Marc Staal  
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938 clicks; posted to Sports » on 16 May 2012 at 5:56 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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paj
2012-05-16 08:31:03 PM  
Goalvalchuk!

1-0 NJD
 
2012-05-16 08:31:06 PM  
Nice shot
 
2012-05-16 08:31:07 PM  
Goal!
 
2012-05-16 08:31:08 PM  
DEVIL GOAL!

1-0
 
2012-05-16 08:31:14 PM  
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

I mean.

shiat.
 
2012-05-16 08:31:14 PM  
KOOOVIE!!!!!!
 
2012-05-16 08:31:15 PM  
Devilgoal!
 
2012-05-16 08:31:22 PM  
Goal!! PP Devils
 
2012-05-16 08:31:26 PM  
friggin' balloons.....and when's hank gonna keep that farkin' glove up!!!
 
2012-05-16 08:31:27 PM  
GOAL!!!
 
2012-05-16 08:31:32 PM  
i1182.photobucket.comimageshack.usi1182.photobucket.com

1-0 NJ

ON THE POWER PLAY!!!
 
2012-05-16 08:31:34 PM  

paj: Commercial so a couple more old-school.
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Hellooooo #2.

Wonder how old she is now, and what she looks like.
 
2012-05-16 08:31:43 PM  
damn nice and easy goal. 1 on 1 for Ilya.

i am a wizard.
 
2012-05-16 08:32:44 PM  
Fonzie looks angry
 
2012-05-16 08:33:02 PM  
Torts is not pleased.
 
2012-05-16 08:33:15 PM  
*rolls up newspaper and smacks Healy*

No! Bad Healy! Stop being the CBC McGuire! That's a bad Healy!
Go lay down!
 
2012-05-16 08:33:21 PM  
Dr. Paul Bearer at Cat's Meow.
 
2012-05-16 08:33:26 PM  
YOU CANT GIVE KOVI THE ENTIRE SIDE OF THE ICE
 
2012-05-16 08:34:05 PM  
Looks like George Lucas on stage....
 
2012-05-16 08:34:11 PM  

Earguy: Dr. Paul Bearer at Cat's Meow.


Nice. I see it.
 
2012-05-16 08:34:33 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
paj
2012-05-16 08:34:44 PM  
Another commercial:
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2012-05-16 08:35:06 PM  

Earguy: paj: Commercial so a couple more old-school.
NSFW
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Hellooooo #2.

Wonder how old she is now, and what she looks like.


Life's not been good to her.

So very...very.... very... very... very... very... very... very... very... NSFW... or life. or anything. i warned you. fark you if you click this.
 
2012-05-16 08:36:14 PM  

paj: Commercial so a couple more old-school.
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#2 please
 
2012-05-16 08:36:42 PM  

paj: Another commercial:
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#1. I'm guessing early 1970s, so she'd be about 60 now.

Where are you getting these? Old Playboy?
 
2012-05-16 08:37:26 PM  
Crowd was taken hella out by that goal.

they need more balloons
 
2012-05-16 08:37:51 PM  

Smiths: Earguy: paj: Commercial so a couple more old-school.
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
Hellooooo #2.
Wonder how old she is now, and what she looks like.
Life's not been good to her.
So very...very.... very... very... very... very... very... very... very... NSFW... or life. or anything. i warned you. fark you if you click this.


Geez, thought I'd see something medieval.

She's just old folks, it's not that bad. lol
 
2012-05-16 08:38:22 PM  

Smiths: Crowd was taken hella out by that goal.

they need more balloons


Have you ever seen a balloon?
Have you ever seen a balloon at a hockey game?
Have you ever seen one..... on Weeeeed?
 
2012-05-16 08:38:26 PM  
4 f bombs, DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK
 
paj
2012-05-16 08:38:41 PM  

Earguy: Where are you getting these? Old Playboy?


Mostly from here: Link nsfw, obviously.
 
2012-05-16 08:38:52 PM  

FastJeff: Smiths: Earguy: paj: Commercial so a couple more old-school.
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
Hellooooo #2.
Wonder how old she is now, and what she looks like.
Life's not been good to her.
So very...very.... very... very... very... very... very... very... very... NSFW... or life. or anything. i warned you. fark you if you click this.

Geez, thought I'd see something medieval.

She's just old folks, it's not that bad. lol


there was far worse crap in my search that led to me praising Firefox's "clear recent history" feature. bye bye last hour.
 
2012-05-16 08:38:53 PM  

FastJeff: Smiths: Earguy: paj: Commercial so a couple more old-school.
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
Hellooooo #2.
Wonder how old she is now, and what she looks like.
Life's not been good to her.
So very...very.... very... very... very... very... very... very... very... NSFW... or life. or anything. i warned you. fark you if you click this.

Geez, thought I'd see something medieval.

She's just old folks, it's not that bad. lol


Another 30 years, and Mrs. Earguy might look like that. And I'll probably still want to tap it.
 
2012-05-16 08:38:54 PM  

Earguy: Where are you getting these?


from somewhere that women look like women and not anorexic stick figures

//thank you
 
2012-05-16 08:39:33 PM  

Smiths: Crowd was taken hella out by that goal.

they need more balloons


"Go, balloons. I don't see anything happening. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Stand by, confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring them. Balloons, balloons, balloons! More balloons. Tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet. No confetti. All right. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. We're getting more balloons. All balloons. All balloons should be going. Come on, guys! Let's move it. Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. I want more balloons. What's happening to the balloons? We need more balloons. We need all of them coming down. Go, balloons. Balloons. What's happening balloons? There's not enough coming down. All balloons! Why the hell is nothing falling? What the f--- are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down. More balloons. More balloons."
 
2012-05-16 08:40:04 PM  

paj: Earguy: Where are you getting these? Old Playboy?

Mostly from here: Link nsfw, obviously.


Sweet. Bookmarking.
 
2012-05-16 08:41:09 PM  
Do we drink for the Sausage King?
 
2012-05-16 08:41:09 PM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: Smiths: Crowd was taken hella out by that goal.

they need more balloons

"Go, balloons. I don't see anything happening. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Stand by, confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring them. Balloons, balloons, balloons! More balloons. Tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet. No confetti. All right. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. We're getting more balloons. All balloons. All balloons should be going. Come on, guys! Let's move it. Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. I want more balloons. What's happening to the balloons? We need more balloons. We need all of them coming down. Go, balloons. Balloons. What's happening balloons? There's not enough coming down. All balloons! Why the hell is nothing falling? What the f--- are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down. More balloons. More balloons."


have another drink?
 
2012-05-16 08:41:47 PM  
shot blocking...DRINK!!!

resilient - DRINK!

/fark flood protection
 
2012-05-16 08:43:15 PM  
someone is grinding Paul Heyman... Missy, is that you?
 
2012-05-16 08:43:49 PM  
INTERMISSION!

i1182.photobucket.comi1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-16 08:44:14 PM  
nice flowery tube dress
 
2012-05-16 08:44:41 PM  
nugget just in time.
 
2012-05-16 08:44:47 PM  
NUGGET!
 
2012-05-16 08:44:49 PM  
INTERMISSION NUGGET
 
paj
2012-05-16 08:45:00 PM  
Intermission. Last bunch for a bit:
NSFW
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2012-05-16 08:45:01 PM  
Suspension for Hanzel? Re-Gretel-ble.
 
2012-05-16 08:45:46 PM  
The Devils' trap play is working very well for them - Rangers can't even get into the attacking zone. Hell they had a 2 minute PP with 1:10 spent on defense.

Still, I am not too worried - They had a terrible period and only are down a goal.
 
2012-05-16 08:45:58 PM  

paj: Intermission. Last bunch for a bit:
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#2 again
 
2012-05-16 08:47:01 PM  

Smiths: Earguy: paj: Commercial so a couple more old-school.
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW

Hellooooo #2.

Wonder how old she is now, and what she looks like.

Life's not been good to her.

So very...very.... very... very... very... very... very... very... very... NSFW... or life. or anything. i warned you. fark you if you click this.


LOL. You're my boy, but F you dude. The blondie did not become a japanese geriatric named manabu yamanaka. :)
 
2012-05-16 08:47:18 PM  

JT_Goalie: I_Love_Cheesecake: Smiths: Crowd was taken hella out by that goal.

they need more balloons

"Go, balloons. I don't see anything happening. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Stand by, confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring them. Balloons, balloons, balloons! More balloons. Tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet. No confetti. All right. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. We're getting more balloons. All balloons. All balloons should be going. Come on, guys! Let's move it. Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. I want more balloons. What's happening to the balloons? We need more balloons. We need all of them coming down. Go, balloons. Balloons. What's happening balloons? There's not enough coming down. All balloons! Why the hell is nothing falling? What the f--- are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down. More balloons. More balloons."

have another drink?


encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
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