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(ESPN)   War, Day Two (8:00 PM eastern, NBC Sports Network)   (scores.espn.go.com ) divider line
    More: Cool, Henrik Lundqvist, Michael Del Zotto, Ryan Callahan, Daniel Girardi, Martin Brodeur, Zach Parise, John Tortorella, Marc Staal  
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2012-05-16 05:57:55 PM  
Doubt it'll be as chippy as PHX vs LA...that was brutal
 
2012-05-16 05:58:21 PM  
i63.photobucket.com

Tie it up at 1 game each, turn the series into a best-of-five headed back to The Rock with home ice advantage...yes, I believe that is what I want for tonight's result.

DEVILSSSSSSSSSSS
 
2012-05-16 05:59:09 PM  
Lets go Rangers!
 
2012-05-16 06:01:05 PM  
jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-16 06:01:51 PM  
I'm going to submit a headline for tomorrow's game that reads: Massacre, day 3.

/Only ways the Coyotes win that series- Every Kings player gets bird flu
 
2012-05-16 06:07:04 PM  
It doesn't really matter who wins: the Kings will defeat whichever team has the misfortune to face them in the Stanley Cup Finals.

/probably
//wants a NYR-LAK SCF
 
2012-05-16 06:07:43 PM  

desertgeek: I'm going to submit a headline for tomorrow's game that reads: Massacre, day 3.

/Only ways the Coyotes win that series- Every Kings player gets bird flu



i'm the most casual (read: bandwaggony) Desert Dogs fan out there but.....yeah.....last night sucked. when i turend it on in the late second (poss early 3rd, forget) it was 3-0. stepped away for a moment, boom, two minutes later 4-0.
 
2012-05-16 06:08:17 PM  
What is this thread good for?
 
2012-05-16 06:10:00 PM  
More like BORE, Day Two.

/shot blocking contest
/ LA/PHX better
 
2012-05-16 06:11:39 PM  
I follow the NHL only in the standings so maybe I'm missing something.

The top seed in the East (Rangers) have beaten the #8 seed, #7 seed and is leading the #6 seed.

The bottom seed in the West (Kings) have beaten the #1 seed, the #2 seed and is leading the #3 seed.

Epic Stanley Cup final?
 
2012-05-16 06:13:13 PM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: //wants a NYR-LAK SCF


I had no idea Bettman loves cheesecake.
 
2012-05-16 06:17:46 PM  
Tonight...

content.sportslogos.net
 
2012-05-16 06:19:02 PM  
This Celtics/Sixers series has been a real doozy so far but this is Day 3 of the War, Subby

/Go Rags
 
2012-05-16 06:22:15 PM  

rickythepenguin: desertgeek: I'm going to submit a headline for tomorrow's game that reads: Massacre, day 3.

/Only ways the Coyotes win that series- Every Kings player gets bird flu


i'm the most casual (read: bandwaggony) Desert Dogs fan out there but.....yeah.....last night sucked. when i turend it on in the late second (poss early 3rd, forget) it was 3-0. stepped away for a moment, boom, two minutes later 4-0.


God, that game...it was like wasting 75 bucks just to see Joe Pesci and his brother getting beat with bats in Casino

/The headline should be War 2: War Harder or War 2: Electric Boogaloo
 
2012-05-16 06:23:01 PM  
After the spectacle of the Pit-Philly series, you can't go around talking about war in these playoffs. Oh, Torts was dismissive of the press! War! Brodeur said something! Destruction! Two drunks in the stand are having an argument no one east of Morristown cares about! Launch nukes!
 
2012-05-16 06:25:42 PM  

swahnhennessy: Two drunks in the stands are having an argument no one east west of Morristown cares about! Launch nukes!


And I'm not even drunk.
 
2012-05-16 06:29:43 PM  

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: More like BORE, Day Two.

/shot blocking contest
/ LA/PHX better


I completely agree. I'm sitting here posting with a bag over my head because I'm a Ducks fan & I'm really liking how the Kings are doing. The Eastern Conf Finals otoh..... I want the Rangers to win but really don't care how or when they get there.

/although piano top delightfully rotating orbs are always appreciated
 
2012-05-16 06:29:45 PM  
Just in: Martin Hanzal suspended 1 game for his boarding call last night.

Announced earlier: Shane Doan not suspended or fined for his boarding call.
 
2012-05-16 06:30:54 PM  
I want to see Rangers-Kings, so for tonight - let's go Rangers!
 
2012-05-16 06:32:43 PM  
the first time two teams which hosted Wayne Gretzky will meet in the finals? Let's keep it going Blueshirts!
 
2012-05-16 06:36:43 PM  

Lord Jubjub: Epic Stanley Cup final?


to be fair, I think the 8th seed in the East could decimate the 1 seed in the west. The west just sucks - save the Kings.
 
2012-05-16 06:37:15 PM  

desertgeek: Just in: Martin Hanzal suspended 1 game for his boarding call last night.


Link?

I can't dig one up.
 
2012-05-16 06:37:46 PM  
robsul, what is the status of the towel? Did it recover well after game 1?
 
2012-05-16 06:39:26 PM  

MeinRS6: desertgeek: Just in: Martin Hanzal suspended 1 game for his boarding call last night.

Link?

I can't dig one up.


Here you go
 
2012-05-16 06:39:52 PM  

MeinRS6: desertgeek: Just in: Martin Hanzal suspended 1 game for his boarding call last night.

Link?

I can't dig one up.



Here weego
 
2012-05-16 06:40:20 PM  

yookaloco: robsul, what is the status of the towel? Did it recover well after game 1?


Considering its 6-2 record this postseason, both losses coming on Game 1s, I think the Red Alert towel will have an excellent comeback game tonight, lol.
 
2012-05-16 06:43:35 PM  
In line at the garden. Im pretty sure every douchebag in thd ny metro area is here.
 
2012-05-16 06:47:05 PM  

robsul82: I_Love_Cheesecake: //wants a NYR-LAK SCF

I had no idea Bettman loves cheesecake.


Busted, lol.

blog.nj.com
But, how about my fake smile?
 
2012-05-16 06:48:21 PM  

LineNoise: In line at the garden. Im pretty sure every douchebag in thd ny metro area is here.


Theyre going to need more seating.
 
2012-05-16 06:48:41 PM  

Recoil Therapy: S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: More like BORE, Day Two.

/shot blocking contest
/ LA/PHX better

I completely agree. I'm sitting here posting with a bag over my head because I'm a Ducks fan & I'm really liking how the Kings are doing. The Eastern Conf Finals otoh..... I want the Rangers to win but really don't care how or when they get there.

/although piano top delightfully rotating orbs are always appreciated


I'm thinking it will heat up at some point... it has to.
 
2012-05-16 06:49:17 PM  

TheManofPA: What is this thread good for?


Absolutely nothing
 
2012-05-16 06:49:59 PM  

mikaloyd: LineNoise: In line at the garden. Im pretty sure every douchebag in thd ny metro area is here.

Theyre going to need more seating.


Naa rags fans dont understand chairs. They are used to sitting on their dirt floors.
 
2012-05-16 06:50:13 PM  
Go rangers, just hurry up and win this series as fast as the Kings will win theirs. Start the finals as soon as possible.
 
2012-05-16 06:54:57 PM  

robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 500x503]

Tie it up at 1 game each, turn the series into a best-of-five headed back to The Rock with home ice advantage...yes, I believe that is what I want for tonight's result.

DEVILSSSSSSSSSSS


For both teams
 
2012-05-16 06:56:14 PM  
Devils rebound tonight. They didnt win game one in the other two series so why start now. just throw it on net fellas and good things happen.

LETS GO DEVILS!
 
2012-05-16 06:56:43 PM  
HOCKEY!
 
2012-05-16 06:58:49 PM  

4NSpy: Go rangers, just hurry up and win this series as fast as the Kings will win theirs. Start the finals as soon as possible.


THIS!!
 
2012-05-16 07:03:00 PM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: But, how about my fake smile?


Your fake smile was a lot better back in '95 when you were being called an asshole by the entire arena during an interview, lol.
 
2012-05-16 07:14:42 PM  
Whoo. Puck go in net!
 
2012-05-16 07:18:21 PM  
Ratshiat batshiat dirty old twat! Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot! Hooray, lizardshiat, FARK THE RANGERS!
 
2012-05-16 07:20:32 PM  
Devils @ Rangers, Game 2 (NYR leads 1-0)
I've got poker tonight, so I won't be able to post during the game, but I swear to Christ if this game is not on, I will walk the fark out. I am bringing booze to play the drinking game. I've modified the cues a little bit.


One sip for "forty"
One sip for Pierre McGuire (and roll your eyes)
One sip for Brodeur playing the puck in a reckless fashion.
Two sips for "1994"
Two sips for "overtime"
Two sips for "No carryover penalties nor power-plays"
Two sips for a delay of game penalty, plus you need to flip a coin "over the glass"
Three sips for homophone confusion, aka "I'm too drunk to tell if he said Henrik [Lundqvist] or [Adam] Henrique"
Three sips for a goal
Special cases: Power-play goal = 3 powerful sips; Shortie = 3 short gulps; Empty-netter = empty your drink, 'cause it's over
Four sips for either coach telling Pierre McGuire to suck a duck
Four sips if a face-off is missed for commercial
Finish your drink for an audible "ASS-HOLE" chant from the crowd
Finish your drink for the exact phrase "bonus hockey"
 
2012-05-16 07:29:25 PM  

RminusQ: Devils @ Rangers, Game 2 (NYR leads 1-0)
I've got poker tonight, so I won't be able to post during the game, but I swear to Christ if this game is not on, I will walk the fark out. I am bringing booze to play the drinking game. I've modified the cues a little bit.


One sip for "forty"
One sip for Pierre McGuire (and roll your eyes)
One sip for Brodeur playing the puck in a reckless fashion.
Two sips for "1994"
Two sips for "overtime"
Two sips for "No carryover penalties nor power-plays"
Two sips for a delay of game penalty, plus you need to flip a coin "over the glass"
Three sips for homophone confusion, aka "I'm too drunk to tell if he said Henrik [Lundqvist] or [Adam] Henrique"
Three sips for a goal
Special cases: Power-play goal = 3 powerful sips; Shortie = 3 short gulps; Empty-netter = empty your drink, 'cause it's over
Four sips for either coach telling Pierre McGuire to suck a duck
Four sips if a face-off is missed for commercial
Finish your drink for an audible "ASS-HOLE" chant from the crowd
Finish your drink for the exact phrase "bonus hockey"


gotta have balloons and "Long Change" in there, too
 
2012-05-16 07:29:46 PM  
When you guys going to start posting the girl pics?

I don't care who wins, as long the war is bloody.
 
2012-05-16 07:30:01 PM  

ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIS!



i.imgur.com

 
2012-05-16 07:30:48 PM  

RminusQ: Finish your drink for the exact phrase "bonus hockey"


Is that for on-air or in-thread? I only have a case so that may not be enough for thread mentions
 
2012-05-16 07:32:33 PM  
I can never root for the Rangers, but I hope Tortorella wins the Cup this year because that son of a biatch cracks me up... And props to Boyle for rocking the Van Dyke.
 
2012-05-16 07:36:43 PM  

keylock71: I can never root for the Rangers, but I hope Tortorella wins the Cup this year because that son of a biatch cracks me up... And props to Boyle for rocking the Van Dyke.


second.

Goddamn he cracks me up.

Pierre: "What did you tell your guys to prepare them for the second period?"
Torts: "I'm not telling you"
 
2012-05-16 07:37:38 PM  

mootmah: RminusQ: Finish your drink for the exact phrase "bonus hockey"

Is that for on-air or in-thread? I only have a case so that may not be enough for thread mentions


On air. Obviously if it was in thread, it'd have to be "get out an eyedropper and take two drops" lest your liver quit.

JT_Goalie: gotta have balloons and "Long Change" in there, too


Fark the balloons, but "long change" is now in there at one sip.
 
2012-05-16 07:37:55 PM  

desertgeek: Just in: Martin Hanzal suspended 1 game for his boarding call last night.

Announced earlier: Shane Doan not suspended or fined for his boarding call.


Agreed on both counts.
 
2012-05-16 07:38:44 PM  

Smiths: keylock71: I can never root for the Rangers, but I hope Tortorella wins the Cup this year because that son of a biatch cracks me up... And props to Boyle for rocking the Van Dyke.

second.

Goddamn he cracks me up.

Pierre: "What did you tell your guys to prepare them for the second period?"
Torts: "I'm not telling you"


I love Torts! I honestly don't care who wins their series. I'm okay with seeing Marty get to a Final one more time before his career ends, but wouldn't mind seeing a Torts-coached team reach the Finals either. That said, still rooting for LA in the finals and I don't think anyone can beat that team right now.
 
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