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2012-05-16 11:24:46 PM  
That sounds like the kind of experience you can only get from the school of hard knockers.
 
2012-05-17 12:07:40 AM  
Fake boobs feel weird

/that is all
 
2012-05-17 01:26:20 AM  
There are more guys who are turned off by fake breasts than there are who are turned on by them.

Someone should be educating women about this important matter.

/won't someone think of the natural breasts
 
2012-05-17 01:29:20 AM  
Fake boobs - making light switches 75% more effective since 1955.
 
2012-05-17 01:31:27 AM  

J. Frank Parnell: There are more guys who are turned off by fake breasts than there are who are turned on by them.

Someone should be educating women about this important matter.

/won't someone think of the natural breasts


Most women aren't that worried about what men will think. They're more concerned with what other women will think, because they're the competition.

Prove me wrong ;)
 
2012-05-17 01:40:28 AM  

SpinStopper: Prove me wrong ;)


I couldn't.

But my plan is that after making them aware that fake breasts are now deemed undesirable to the majority of men, the rules of engagement will hopefully have changed.
 
2012-05-17 01:53:45 AM  

J. Frank Parnell: SpinStopper: Prove me wrong ;)

I couldn't.

But my plan is that after making them aware that fake breasts are now deemed undesirable to the majority of men, the rules of engagement will hopefully have changed.


When you're done with that, I could use some help with these windmills that want to fight me ;)
 
2012-05-17 02:14:20 AM  

J. Frank Parnell: There are more guys who are turned off by fake breasts than there are who are turned on by them.


I'm not so sure of that. Find one of the "post boobs" threads in the main tab and you'll see plenty of implants.
It also seems common to compare implants and natural breasts as if the woman with implants could have chosen large natural breasts instead of implants.

/I agree with your tastes, though
 
2012-05-17 03:18:43 AM  

SpinStopper: J. Frank Parnell: SpinStopper: Prove me wrong ;)

I couldn't.

But my plan is that after making them aware that fake breasts are now deemed undesirable to the majority of men, the rules of engagement will hopefully have changed.

When you're done with that, I could use some help with these windmills that want to fight me ;)


Are blessed with a huge frontal lobe?
 
2012-05-17 03:30:15 AM  
I feel like I haven't even been born yet. And I can crawl over Mt. Everest with my toes. I'm eating pure energy and sitting in a duck pond.
 
2012-05-17 03:34:28 AM  
Loss of boobage is one of the few negative effects of weight loss.

/ Dropped close to 50 pounds in the past two years, went from a D cup to a C cup.

// Still wouldn't consider implants.
 
2012-05-17 03:55:26 AM  
I usually go swimming at the local nudist beach. Fake boobs might look reasonably convincing with liberal shooping and the model is in the right pose, they don't look anything like the real thing when you see them in RL.

Fake boobs look like shiat, and they are *very* obvious on a nudist beach. They stand out, but in a bad way. I'm not just talking about implants here, but all the grotesque shat woman do to their breasts because some fashion rag told them that their boobs don't look like this year's model.

It's like they're replacing their boobs with Michael Jackson's face.

Oh, and this old thing:

i560.photobucket.com

/yes, it's a little dated
 
2012-05-17 04:40:42 AM  

Nogale: Loss of boobage is one of the few negative effects of weight loss.

/ Dropped close to 50 pounds in the past two years, went from a D cup to a C cup.

// Still wouldn't consider implants.


C cup?! Even if I can get my arms around your waist now, you sound like a flat-chested bore.
 
2012-05-17 04:48:27 AM  
I met a girl who got fake boobs when she hit 40. As she said to me "You wouldn't have gone out with me if I was flat-chested". I wasn't sure of that until the next GF, who was flat-chested, and turned out she was right.

Remember the old joke about train sets and boobs? They're designed for kids but it's the dads that play with them?

Well turns out it's true - I'd rather have something to play with. Much.More.Fun
 
2012-05-17 05:11:43 AM  
50 years of turbo tits
 
2012-05-17 05:31:07 AM  
WHAR PITCHAS!?
 
2012-05-17 07:00:46 AM  
Oh yeah, I'm so bookmarking this thread.

I'll be back later during my lunch break. Don't disappoint me Fark.
 
2012-05-17 07:12:21 AM  

J. Frank Parnell: There are more guys who are turned off by fake breasts than there are who are turned on by them.

Someone should be educating women about this important matter.

/won't someone think of the natural breasts


A nice pair of naturals beats the best implants. Implants only look good under clothes, with the right bra, and if they're not clown-sized.
 
2012-05-17 07:31:24 AM  

foo monkey: Implants only look good under clothes


That's the only way I see 99.99% of the breasts I encounter.

I will not hate on the ladies who suffer pain, and great expense to improve the common aesthetic. If you all wish to continue to heap praise on the lazy ones who are willing to just take what they get, that's fine. I like a little ambition, personally.
 
2012-05-17 07:47:16 AM  

Nogale: Loss of boobage is one of the few negative effects of weight loss.

/ Dropped close to 50 pounds in the past two years, went from a D cup to a C cup.

// Still wouldn't consider implants.


Good for you. Both on the losing weight thing and the no-implants thing. As for smaller breasts, eh, I'm sure they're still nice. They are still boobs after all.
 
2012-05-17 07:52:14 AM  
Those aren't boobs. They're LIES!

Stewie.jpg

/lazy this morning
 
2012-05-17 07:59:25 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Fake boobs feel weird

/that is all


Feel better than no boobs...
 
2012-05-17 08:11:25 AM  
The studman69s will be out in full force here.

Personally I don't care. Real? Great. Fake? Great.

If you can touch em, they're real lol.
 
2012-05-17 08:26:45 AM  
You know, honestly, Fark boob threads always sound like a bunch of guys with no experience with boobs.
 
2012-05-17 08:33:31 AM  

SharkTrager: You know, honestly, Fark boob threads always sound like a bunch of guys with no experience with boobs.


Says the guy with 4 WWE badges in his profile.

i1240.photobucket.com

They feel real to me!
 
2012-05-17 08:46:03 AM  
No boobies pics in a boobies thread? I has a disappoint.
 
2012-05-17 08:56:00 AM  
Real matters.
 
2012-05-17 09:03:52 AM  
Why is Dolly Parton pictured in that article about fake breasts?
 
2012-05-17 09:50:09 AM  
Real A cups > fake DD cups

Lay off the silicone, ladies.
 
2012-05-17 10:01:30 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Moar bewbs!!1!
 
2012-05-17 10:19:58 AM  

Uncle Tractor: Oh, and this old thing:

i560.photobucket.com

/yes, it's a little dated


Oh, I don't know. I rather enjoy the implication that Michael Jackson climbed several steps out of the uncanny valley when he died.
 
2012-05-17 10:27:00 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: It also seems common to compare implants and natural breasts as if the woman with implants could have chosen large natural breasts instead of implants.


I personally like all sizes, except the ridiculously large ones. I'd gladly take a humble A cup over something like DDD.

I think there's lots of guys out there who feel the same way, but most women don't seem to be aware of us.
 
2012-05-17 12:12:56 PM  
I'm probably an oddity in that I have never dated a woman with implants. No idea what they feel like, but they certainly look weird. Even under clothes, you can tell. They don't have any rebound when a woman turns or makes any other move.
 
2012-05-17 07:24:50 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: God-is-a-Taco: It also seems common to compare implants and natural breasts as if the woman with implants could have chosen large natural breasts instead of implants.

I personally like all sizes, except the ridiculously large ones. I'd gladly take a humble A cup over something like DDD.

I think there's lots of guys out there who feel the same way, but most women don't seem to be aware of us.


I've dated women from A to H. As long as she looks proportionate, it makes little difference to me. If I were to marry, smaller may even be prefereable as she would probably have less issues with them. Implants need to be replaced, and a good job is pretty pricey.

/I'm thinking about getting a hair transplant. Male version of a boob job?
 
2012-05-17 09:04:01 PM  
bestbreastenhancement.net
 
2012-05-17 10:39:36 PM  

Harry_Seldon: [bestbreastenhancement.net image 300x200]


I'll be in my bunk...
 
2012-05-18 07:58:16 AM  
"I'll take real looking fake or fake looking real." - David Spade
 
2012-05-18 01:22:33 PM  
Uncle Tractor: Oh, and this old thing:

I always wanted to know what the final point on the still line represents.

You know, after it bounces off of the corpse.

IE, what has 100% human likeness, is still and is only (looks like 33%) familiar?
 
2012-05-18 02:58:05 PM  

lordargent: I always wanted to know what the final point on the still line represents.


Hmm.. A Real Doll, maybe?

*shrugs*
 
2012-05-18 08:22:10 PM  

ChrisDe: Why is Dolly Parton pictured in that article about fake breasts?


Because she has implants? She used to not, then I think she lost weight (out of her boobs) and then got them.
 
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