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2012-05-16 04:52:53 PM
That is so cute I can't stand it.
 
2012-05-16 05:10:35 PM
ass-snow?
 
2012-05-16 05:11:41 PM
Another batch already. Awesome!
 
2012-05-16 05:11:55 PM
Daaaaaaaaaw!!


I think my brain just asploded from the cuteness.
 
2012-05-16 05:19:26 PM
kittehs!

/got nothin
 
2012-05-16 05:36:49 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ass-snow?


Back dandruff. It's a problem, ok? Don't make a big deal about it.
 
2012-05-16 06:32:59 PM
How do you EVER get them little kittehs away from mama cat? She's got four-inch fangs and claws on each paw!
 
2012-05-16 06:34:48 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ass-snow?


Somebody reads XKCD.
 
2012-05-16 06:34:57 PM

Gyrfalcon: How do you EVER get them little kittehs away from mama cat? She's got four-inch fangs and claws on each paw!


Look at the bones man!!
 
2012-05-16 06:35:24 PM
Snow leopards in Seattle? Nah, more like slushy sleet / rain leopards.
 
2012-05-16 06:36:14 PM
Too late...these things are obsolete. We're on Lion now.
 
2012-05-16 06:36:23 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ass-snow?


Yep.

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-05-16 06:40:19 PM
In other news, Woodland Park has a zoo
 
2012-05-16 06:48:40 PM
Awwww so cute! And in a year they'll rip your face off and eat the marrow from your bones.
 
2012-05-16 06:50:52 PM

SnarfvsMaximvs: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ass-snow?

Yep.

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]


I miss the days of XKCD being sketched on graph paper. It always gave me the feeling that he was blowing off some important sciencey work to draw silly comics for his own amusement. Now it's just another job for him.
 
2012-05-16 06:51:20 PM
Why is the one wearing an all-over body diaper ?
 
2012-05-16 06:51:28 PM
True Fact: Snow leopards can't roar.
 
2012-05-16 06:55:25 PM
MUST... SNUGGLE...
 
2012-05-16 06:57:19 PM
Great - now I'm going to have a Bieber song in my head all night. FU Subby!
 
2012-05-16 06:57:39 PM

SnarfvsMaximvs: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ass-snow?

Yep.


yep

/subby
 
2012-05-16 07:00:59 PM

Gyrfalcon: How do you EVER get them little kittehs away from mama cat? She's got four-inch fangs and claws on each paw!


My guess is you lure her into a lockout or a separate cage at mealtime
 
2012-05-16 07:05:26 PM

SnarfvsMaximvs: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ass-snow?

Yep.

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]


Cocaine enemas from Purina. The pet-safe alternative for when you've burned every capillary in your leopard's nose, but still can't get the thing to kill you.
 
2012-05-16 07:07:16 PM
Honestly, who couldn't love this face.

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It's hilarious.
 
2012-05-16 07:07:24 PM
30 Helens agree:

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Snow Leopard cubs are always cute!

/and that Tom is a stupid name for a male Snow Leopard...
 
2012-05-16 07:12:46 PM
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2012-05-16 07:13:34 PM

Thorny4Pie: Great - now I'm going to have a Bieber song in my head all night. FU Subby!


Bieber has a song about ass-snow? Gotta give him props for that I guess.
 
2012-05-16 07:14:52 PM
i478.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-16 07:19:05 PM

Salem Witch: Honestly, who couldn't love this face.

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It's hilarious.


"I'm going to grow up and bite your face off. Just give me a few years."
 
2012-05-16 07:41:51 PM
I would agree with the submitter. Newborns have that disproportionate look that is ugly.

Give them a couple of weeks or more and I'll agree with the 'cute' sentiment.
 
2012-05-16 07:58:15 PM

Salem Witch: Honestly, who couldn't love this face.



It's hilarious.


Is it just me or does this kit look a lot like Robbin Williams?
 
2012-05-16 07:59:11 PM

vwarb: SnarfvsMaximvs: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ass-snow?

Yep.

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]

I miss the days of XKCD being sketched on graph paper. It always gave me the feeling that he was blowing off some important sciencey work to draw silly comics for his own amusement. Now it's just another job for him.


A career him and it still sucks to be you. Where's your internet cartoon? For that matter, where's mine?
 
2012-05-16 08:01:18 PM

CptnSpldng: vwarb: SnarfvsMaximvs: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ass-snow?

Yep.

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]

I miss the days of XKCD being sketched on graph paper. It always gave me the feeling that he was blowing off some important sciencey work to draw silly comics for his own amusement. Now it's just another job for him.

A career him and it still sucks to be you. Where's your internet cartoon? For that matter, where's mine?


A career for him

FTFM
 
2012-05-16 08:03:51 PM
I'm so manly my dick has a dick, which has its own dick... and even I kind of went SQUEEEE when I saw this.

Chariset:
Gyrfalcon: How do you EVER get them little kittehs away from mama cat? She's got four-inch fangs and claws on each paw!

My guess is you lure her into a lockout or a separate cage at mealtime


www.star.etmortius.net

"Great Chewie, great, always thinking with your stomach!"
 
2012-05-16 08:22:22 PM
I should fake cancer, then write to the make a wish foundation that I want to spend a day with those kittens. Totally worth it.
 
2012-05-16 08:50:45 PM

AndyMac67: Too late...these things are obsolete. We're on Lion now.


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-05-16 08:55:35 PM
I've met zookeepers and, except for the crap pay, it's the Best Job Evar. They get access to All The Cute Things.
 
2012-05-16 08:59:57 PM
Photo #7: They microwave the babies????
 
2012-05-16 09:23:34 PM
Woodland Park Zoo must have been an early worn to grab the URL zoo.org
 
2012-05-16 09:35:18 PM
ass-pennies?
 
2012-05-16 10:15:23 PM
These are why I wake up giddy.

;)
 
2012-05-16 10:46:32 PM

Posh Naranek: SnarfvsMaximvs: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ass-snow?

Yep.

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]

Cocaine enemas from Purina. The pet-safe alternative for when you've burned every capillary in your leopard's nose, but still can't get the thing to kill you.


I believe we learned earlier this year that ass-cocaine is referred to as the "Manhattan Powdered Donut".
 
2012-05-17 01:06:10 AM
PROTIP: Never order a hamburger at the Woodland Park Zoo food court. EVERYONE who works at that friggin zoo is a batshiat PETA freak gone off their meds. I swear they intentionally give you food poisoning for ordering any kind of meat. Simultaneously puking and shiatting up a storm is no way to go through a weekend, son.
 
2012-05-17 01:38:01 AM
A male and two females. I know which one will win the snow-ball fight
 
2012-05-17 01:47:59 AM

blahpers: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ass-snow?

Somebody reads XKCD.


I've taken the XKCD method and upped it to the next level. For example suppose Subby submitted the headline like it normally would read:

Normal: Ugly-ass snow leopards born at Woodland Park Zoo. Link goes to some sucky blog and horrific pics
XKCD: Ugly ass-snow leopards born at Woodland Park Zoo. Link goes to some sucky blog and horrific pics
relax: Ugly snow-ass leopards born at Woodland Park Zoo. Link goes to some sucky blog and horrific pics

It's like having an amp that goes to 11
 
2012-05-17 01:49:17 AM

Bob Down: A male and two females. I know which one will win the snow-ass ball fight


Couldn't resist
 
2012-05-17 09:47:30 AM

maxis_mydog: Salem Witch: Honestly, who couldn't love this face.



It's hilarious.

Is it just me or does this kit look a lot like Robbin Williams?


Holy ass-snow! The little guy does look like him.
 
2012-05-17 03:25:15 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Woodland Park Zoo must have been an early worn to grab the URL zoo.org


The benefits of living in Silicon Valley North. The Puyallup Fair's? thefair.com
 
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