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(Some Bunny)   A Farker needs our help   (nei.nih.gov) divider line 35
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22879 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 May 2012 at 6:30 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-05-16 02:12:56 PM  
16 votes:

mr_bunny: MissFeasance: Tried to toss a bit in, got a message that the recipient isn't registered?

I can check on that. It has proven a tough set up, with him being newly blind and all.


check under the username of slkfsdfsanwernvlandsolij
2012-05-16 02:12:19 PM  
13 votes:
i've never seen this person post
apparently, he'll never see me post either
2012-05-16 02:24:22 PM  
6 votes:
I think Fark should set up the Slkfsdfsanwernvlandsolij Institute for the Blind, and then follow up with a sister school, the Anne Frank School for the Blind and Deaf.
2012-05-16 11:33:08 PM  
4 votes:
Hey I just won a grand from ESPN & it's been burning a hole in my pocket. I've donated 10% towards this breast enlargement surgery or whatever the hell this is I'm too busy to read all this shiat.

My only advice is don't go too big because you're gonna be old someday.
2012-05-16 04:56:28 PM  
3 votes:
I donated, and wish I could send more.
Good luck Alan! I SAID GOOD LUCK ALAN!
2012-05-16 02:55:34 PM  
3 votes:
Done.

He's going to now send me BIE right?
2012-05-17 11:34:16 AM  
2 votes:

kimwim: So we get a badge for donating?


4.bp.blogspot.com

It seems like a weird request, but here you go I guess.
2012-05-17 09:52:26 AM  
2 votes:
I gave Alan some money with the stipulation he abandon the Diabeetus ploy and flat out tell us it's because he fapped too much.
2012-05-17 07:58:31 AM  
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com


/But seriously, give money.
2012-05-17 07:49:15 AM  
2 votes:
I think I just gave money to a liberal. I feel so dirty.

nobody deserves to be blind.
2012-05-16 08:46:18 PM  
2 votes:
Donated. Tell him to keep his hands out of his pants next time.
2012-05-16 08:03:53 PM  
2 votes:
dl.dropbox.com
No one wants this. Donated.
2012-05-16 03:52:35 PM  
2 votes:
$5k? Does this guy not have any real life friends or family?
2012-05-16 03:20:36 PM  
2 votes:

Ponzholio: netweavr: Make sure you print out this thread so he can read i... oh

Maybe ask for $5,800 to include the cost of an iPhone too so Siri can read this thread to him...


I donated, but I want my money used only for braille Playboy.
2012-05-16 03:15:41 PM  
2 votes:
Make sure you print out this thread so he can read i... oh
2012-05-16 03:07:46 PM  
2 votes:

mr_bunny: MissFeasance: mr_bunny: There is a good chance your better half did as well, although the copious moonshine might have erased that night from his mind.

I asked.... he said "yup, i don't remember anything from atlanta except for moonshine and then the next day"

I was sitting at a table, sipping on a beer and chatting it up with some folks, and he shambles over, slams a half empty mason jar on the table and said, slurringly, "Drink this, bunny!"

"Nope, dude, I am so not gonna slam a bunch of clear whiskey. You enjoy your hangover."

I believe as he wandered away, mumbling something questioning my sexual orientation and associated manhood for not joining him, he indeed drank the whole thing.

I did see him face down in a hallway of the hotel at one point.

/good times


Am I horrible for thinking, "I thought if you drank moonshine like that, you'll go blind"?
2012-05-16 02:04:05 PM  
2 votes:
Farker dj4aces has type 1 diabetes. He is suffering from diabetic retinopathy, which are burst blood vessels in his eyes.
His left eye has been blind since early February, but now he has also gone blind in his right eye.
He needs any and all help farkers can provide. Since he is blind he cannot work and as his work
has provided no insurance, he has difficulty even paying current bills.

An outpatient procedure is available that will cost around $5000.
The sooner he can pay for the procedure, the more chance he has of saving his sight.

His next doctors appointment is June 4th.


We have a paypal account set up for donations. Even if you can only throw in a few bucks, please do it.

Paypal address: sav­ealan­si­g­h­t­[nospam-﹫-backwards]o­ohay­*com
2012-05-17 11:26:15 AM  
1 votes:

Brother_Mouzone: Grables'Daughter: Brother_Mouzone: +1 to the person who gave out totalfark instead of donating.

?

a bunch of people in this thread were given totalfark for donating. its funny that the money went to that instead of the "cause"


Does it really matter that people were gifted TF? How do you know that the person gifting $5 didn't donate $200 and figured a $5 investment to someone that may have give $20 was worth it.

Not everything in life is a scam, random acts of kindness happens..

Or could it be that the bitterness is strong because you yourself weren't gifted TF
2012-05-17 12:37:04 AM  
1 votes:
Yo, I'm in for $5.

Have the surgery and then stare at some great tits for me :-)
2012-05-16 10:55:11 PM  
1 votes:

No_ESC_Key: I'll keep an eye out for any help I could offer.... I mean if I can see my way clear to throw in something....when the hell did Fark become a charity...


Sometimes, when people don't want to participate in any useful way, they just STFU. Just a thought.
2012-05-16 05:18:44 PM  
1 votes:

KCBlueGal: Logistic: He's already applied for Medicaid and been denied. Can you shoot me an email so I can give you Alan's contact info for assistance? My username at gmail.


Someone should also make sure 9beers has seen this. Perhaps with a very large, bold font of some sort.
2012-05-16 04:29:15 PM  
1 votes:

Green Discharge: tsalaroth: my brother called me to tell me he'd been diagnosed with diabetes (which led to our mother's death in 2007).

you just got a hug from me.

/I know, it lasted too long but it wasn't creepy


It's okay. You'll notice your underwear is missing.
2012-05-16 03:56:24 PM  
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: $5k? Does this guy not have any real life friends or family?


dick.
2012-05-16 03:55:11 PM  
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: $5k? Does this guy not have any real life friends or family?


Thanks for coming to the party. Stay on the other side of the road and watch us do keg stands and gravity bongs.
2012-05-16 03:46:16 PM  
1 votes:
I donated...but only because I don't want mr_bunny out on my lawn, looking all sad-eyed and shiat...and because I'm diabetic, too...and am blessed to not have severe vision problems from it yet...

Now I'm going to put you all on Ignore and go kick some puppies.
2012-05-16 03:41:21 PM  
1 votes:

SearchN: R.A.Danny: LineNoise: that all sounds....kind of shady.

mr_bunny is probably the third most honest person you'll ever met.

Am I #2? Cause I have references. Hell, you can ask GD all about me. And I am pretty sure you have my name, what I do and where I worked.

/Not often you can get a real name from Fark.


Am I the only person who got that LineNoise was making a pun about loss of vision?
2012-05-16 03:34:26 PM  
1 votes:
Bet he never saw that coming...

/threw in a couple of shekels. Never know when you'll need the karma
2012-05-16 03:22:57 PM  
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: Ponzholio: netweavr: Make sure you print out this thread so he can read i... oh

Maybe ask for $5,800 to include the cost of an iPhone too so Siri can read this thread to him...

I donated, but I want my money used only for braille Playboy.


Hell, just give him last month's 'Better Homes & Gardens' and tell him it's a Playboy...
2012-05-16 03:21:26 PM  
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: Ponzholio: netweavr: Make sure you print out this thread so he can read i... oh

Maybe ask for $5,800 to include the cost of an iPhone too so Siri can read this thread to him...

I donated, but I want my money used only for braille Playboy.


Wouldn't that just make him even blinder?
2012-05-16 03:17:17 PM  
1 votes:

netweavr: Make sure you print out this thread so he can read i... oh


Maybe ask for $5,800 to include the cost of an iPhone too so Siri can read this thread to him...
2012-05-16 03:10:35 PM  
1 votes:
Have you considered illegally getting the operation in Mexico?
2012-05-16 03:03:04 PM  
1 votes:

LineNoise: that all sounds....kind of shady.


mr_bunny is probably the third most honest person you'll ever met.
2012-05-16 02:45:16 PM  
1 votes:

joeycolby: Sensei: skybreaker: You usually don't have to pay for medical proceedures up front........

Yeah, what's the deal with this? I can't imagine someone wouldn't have jumped on this already if he's losing his SIGHT, for Pete's sake.

Doctor office visits are usually paid up front and if he doesn't have insurance, that would be a barrier to getting to the procedure.


Maybe he needs the money for a dog to help him get there.
2012-05-16 02:18:37 PM  
1 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: unremarkable asterisk: check under the username of slkfsdfsanwernvlandsolij

I feel bad that I laughed.


I feel bad that I checked for the user name..
i1122.photobucket.com
2012-05-16 02:14:08 PM  
1 votes:
that all sounds....kind of shady.
 
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