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(Starpulse)   Charlize Theron didn't have teeth until she turned 11. No, theriouthly   (starpulse.com ) divider line
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2012-05-16 02:33:48 PM  
Well she's developmentally challenged and British, what do you expect?

1.bp.blogspot.com

/Mr. F!
 
2012-05-16 02:35:57 PM  
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2012-05-16 02:40:20 PM  
"TH" is a sound you definitely can't pronounce without teeth.
 
2012-05-16 03:03:07 PM  

bdub77: Well she's developmentally challenged and British


British? Thought she was South African.
 
2012-05-16 03:24:25 PM  

jbuist: bdub77: Well she's developmentally challenged and British

British? Thought she was South African.


Someone needs to take a trip to Little Britain ASAP.
 
2012-05-16 03:24:28 PM  

jbuist: bdub77: Well she's developmentally challenged and British

British? Thought she was South African.


I think she is also,, she has diplomatic immunity or something like that
 
2012-05-16 03:25:26 PM  
Damn. Just 7 more years....
 
2012-05-16 03:25:47 PM  

jbuist: British? Thought she was South African.


1.bp.blogspot.com

Same thing to us. USA! USA!

Rorke's Drift is a 'Fast and Furious' sequel, no?
 
2012-05-16 03:25:59 PM  
I bet she gave a mean beejer.
 
2012-05-16 03:26:50 PM  

jbuist: bdub77: Well she's developmentally challenged and British

British? Thought she was South African.


thats a snap from arrested development.. if you've never seen it you should!!

"Arrested Development is an American television sitcom created by Mitchell .... A British mentally handicapped woman named Rita Leeds (Charlize Theron) ..."
 
2012-05-16 03:30:54 PM  
blog.spectrox.com
 
2012-05-16 03:31:50 PM  

jbuist: bdub77: Well she's developmentally challenged and British

British? Thought she was South African.


"I've made a huge mistake..."
 
2012-05-16 03:34:24 PM  
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-05-16 03:45:38 PM  

Pants_Optional: jbuist: bdub77: Well she's developmentally challenged and British

British? Thought she was South African.

Someone needs to take a trip to Little Britain ASAP.


here i thought south africa was run by the dutch till they got independence... founded by the brits, ok, but run by the filthy dutch.
 
2012-05-16 03:52:39 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: Pants_Optional: jbuist: bdub77: Well she's developmentally challenged and British

British? Thought she was South African.

Someone needs to take a trip to Little Britain ASAP.

here i thought south africa was run by the dutch till they got independence... founded by the brits, ok, but run by the filthy dutch.


Other way around. Founded by the Dutch and taken over by the Brits to keep it out of the hands of the filthy French or something. It has been a long time since I read up on it.
 
2012-05-16 04:04:06 PM  

Pants_Optional: jbuist: bdub77: Well she's developmentally challenged and British

British? Thought she was South African.

Someone needs to take a trip to Little Britain ASAP.


Pants_Optional: jbuist: bdub77: Well she's developmentally challenged and British

British? Thought she was South African.

Someone needs to take a trip to Little Britain ASAP.


Wee Britain, I believe. If you visit, be careful of the Itsy-Bitsy IRA.
 
2012-05-16 04:05:23 PM  
So are her teeth real now, or does she take them out? The possibilities...
 
2012-05-16 04:08:24 PM  

The Cornballer: Pants_Optional: jbuist: bdub77: Well she's developmentally challenged and British

British? Thought she was South African.

Someone needs to take a trip to Little Britain ASAP.

Pants_Optional: jbuist: bdub77: Well she's developmentally challenged and British

British? Thought she was South African.

Someone needs to take a trip to Little Britain ASAP.

Wee Britain, I believe. If you visit, be careful of the Itsy-Bitsy IRA.


I thought it was the Big Bad Boers.

i124.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-16 04:08:31 PM  
She turned out well, though.
 
2012-05-16 04:19:06 PM  

The Cornballer: Pants_Optional: jbuist: bdub77: Well she's developmentally challenged and British

British? Thought she was South African.

Someone needs to take a trip to Little Britain ASAP.

Pants_Optional: jbuist: bdub77: Well she's developmentally challenged and British

British? Thought she was South African.

Someone needs to take a trip to Little Britain ASAP.

Wee Britain, I believe. If you visit, be careful of the Itsy-Bitsy IRA.


You are correct sir. I f'ed it up but good.
 
2012-05-16 04:26:35 PM  

O HAI I JUST CAME IN TO RUIN YOUR THREAD.

defeatedandgifted.files.wordpress.com

 
2012-05-16 04:27:43 PM  
So, she might still get foobies then?
 
2012-05-16 04:30:57 PM  
Why do women have teef anyway?
 
2012-05-16 04:33:32 PM  

adammpower: So, she might still get foobies then?



What she has are really, really nice

NSFW
 
2012-05-16 05:13:31 PM  
I would clean her dentures with my tongue.
 
2012-05-16 05:38:12 PM  

xenomorpheus: jbuist: bdub77: Well she's developmentally challenged and British

British? Thought she was South African.

I think she is also,, she has diplomatic immunity or something like that


i.ytimg.com
REVOKED!
 
2012-05-16 06:17:21 PM  

bdub77: Well she's developmentally challenged and British, what do you expect?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

/Mr. F!


Is that show the peak of her Hotness Powers?
 
2012-05-16 06:48:14 PM  

Dahnkster: jbuist: British? Thought she was South African.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 458x364]

Same thing to us. USA! USA!

Rorke's Drift is a 'Fast and Furious' sequel, no?


No, Zulu Dawn was

366filmsin2012.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-16 06:56:23 PM  
I was worried for a moment there. We almost had three posts in a row that had nothing to do with Charlize Theron.
 
2012-05-16 07:38:18 PM  
fc02.deviantart.net

Came here for vagina dentata, leaving castrated.

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Hakuna dentata hakuna dentata
 
2012-05-16 08:09:10 PM  
If it makes her happy she can gladly drag her teeth on me.
 
2012-05-16 08:10:32 PM  
i.huffpost.com

/who said VHS tapes was dead
 
2012-05-16 08:16:00 PM  

Torqueknot: buttery_shame_cave: Pants_Optional: jbuist: bdub77: Well she's developmentally challenged and British

British? Thought she was South African.

Someone needs to take a trip to Little Britain ASAP.

here i thought south africa was run by the dutch till they got independence... founded by the brits, ok, but run by the filthy dutch.

Other way around. Founded by the Dutch and taken over by the Brits to keep it out of the hands of the filthy French or something. It has been a long time since I read up on it.


and then handed back to the dutch afterwards.

/splains all the blondes.
//and the really funny accents.
///and the terrible terrible beer.
 
2012-05-16 08:33:16 PM  

Zoomaster: [i.huffpost.com image 640x948]

/who said VHS tapes was dead


Those wacky Germans.

/no that's the sound of her dress flapping in the wind. Get your mind out of the gutters.
//I'm just trying to become ambidextrous, that's why I'm typing with one hand. Get your mind out of the gutters.
//It was a typo. I was looking for a German translation of Tron when I accidentally typed German Porn. Get your mind out of the gutters.
////It was for academic studies that I... oh fark it.
\fap fap fap
 
2012-05-16 09:56:19 PM  
Does she still eat Gummi Bears?

/No, I'd be sick of them after 11 years.
//That, and applesauce.
 
2012-05-16 10:26:25 PM  
I would very much like to put my penis in her mouth. No, seriously.
 
2012-05-16 10:38:25 PM  

Zoomaster: [i.huffpost.com image 640x948]

/who said VHS tapes was dead


That shot looks like some one in the special sexfects department took a farking compass and drew a radius on a skeleton and added skin and make up. What's it doing in a theron thread. All that pic shows is that man can't even begin to compete with god when creating beauty.
 
2012-05-16 10:48:58 PM  
milk teeth? wtf? is that british for baby teeth?
 
2012-05-16 11:03:54 PM  
CSB:

I had a near-fatal case of post-streptococcal glomerulonephritis when I was 5, part of a massive strep infection - it's what happens when a case of strep throat in a Welfare kid is misdiagnosed by a bargain-basement pediatrician. One of the lasting effects of that illness was that the medication they gave me to prevent kidney stones damaged my budding adult teeth. I spent my entire childhood with damaged teeth - fillings and veneers dealt with the worst of it, but once my wisdom teeth came in, all hell broke loose.

I've spent years repairing the damage - surgical extraction of upper & lower wisdom teeth, because they came in laterally and broke my brittle molars, root canals on all upper & lower molars, tooth lengthening surgery (in which they flay back the gum tissue to expose enough tooth to allow for crowns), surgical posts (this was before implants), and crowns. I had to wait until my mid-20s to start having this work done, because it was expensive and time-consuming. I just had a surgical extraction three weeks ago, to remove a left lower third molar, because it finally gave up the ghost - they couldn't keep the crown on it, and the damage below the gum line made it easier to remove it than to replace it. I don't have the money for implants yet - I'm actually having to save up for the inevitable replacements.
 
2012-05-16 11:06:05 PM  
I was going to read this article but just then I was struck by something I remembered as a child.

/Hates it when they hire a Yank to play someone British. You can always tell.

//Putting the invisible locks on the doors.

///Where's my copy of Bumpaddle... That cricket magazine I keep hidden.
 
2012-05-16 11:15:11 PM  

hasty ambush: Dahnkster: jbuist: British? Thought she was South African.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 458x364]

Same thing to us. USA! USA!

Rorke's Drift is a 'Fast and Furious' sequel, no?

No, Zulu Dawn was

[366filmsin2012.files.wordpress.com image 525x235]


Nope, Zulu Dawn was the prequel to Red Dawn
 
2012-05-17 12:35:36 AM  

FormlessOne: CSB:

I had a near-fatal case of post-streptococcal glomerulonephritis when I was 5, part of a massive strep infection - it's what happens when a case of strep throat in a Welfare kid is misdiagnosed by a bargain-basement pediatrician. One of the lasting effects of that illness was that the medication they gave me to prevent kidney stones damaged my budding adult teeth. I spent my entire childhood with damaged teeth - fillings and veneers dealt with the worst of it, but once my wisdom teeth came in, all hell broke loose.

I've spent years repairing the damage - surgical extraction of upper & lower wisdom teeth, because they came in laterally and broke my brittle molars, root canals on all upper & lower molars, tooth lengthening surgery (in which they flay back the gum tissue to expose enough tooth to allow for crowns), surgical posts (this was before implants), and crowns. I had to wait until my mid-20s to start having this work done, because it was expensive and time-consuming. I just had a surgical extraction three weeks ago, to remove a left lower third molar, because it finally gave up the ghost - they couldn't keep the crown on it, and the damage below the gum line made it easier to remove it than to replace it. I don't have the money for implants yet - I'm actually having to save up for the inevitable replacements.


Dentures, bro.
 
2012-05-17 12:45:44 AM  

jbuist: bdub77: Well she's developmentally challenged and British

British? Thought she was South African.


Yes, she is currently an African-American.

/her joke, not mine.
 
2012-05-17 03:40:11 AM  

The Cornballer:
Wee Britain, I believe. If you visit, be careful of the Itsy-Bitsy IRA.


Bah, those guys are nothing. What you really need to look out for is the Poppins.
 
2012-05-17 05:46:03 AM  

Zoomaster: [i.huffpost.com image 640x948]

/who said VHS tapes was dead


ok, who is this?
 
2012-05-17 05:53:05 AM  

FormlessOne: CSB:

I had a near-fatal case of post-streptococcal glomerulonephritis when I was 5, part of a massive strep infection - it's what happens when a case of strep throat in a Welfare kid is misdiagnosed by a bargain-basement pediatrician. One of the lasting effects of that illness was that the medication they gave me to prevent kidney stones damaged my budding adult teeth. I spent my entire childhood with damaged teeth - fillings and veneers dealt with the worst of it, but once my wisdom teeth came in, all hell broke loose.

I've spent years repairing the damage - surgical extraction of upper & lower wisdom teeth, because they came in laterally and broke my brittle molars, root canals on all upper & lower molars, tooth lengthening surgery (in which they flay back the gum tissue to expose enough tooth to allow for crowns), surgical posts (this was before implants), and crowns. I had to wait until my mid-20s to start having this work done, because it was expensive and time-consuming. I just had a surgical extraction three weeks ago, to remove a left lower third molar, because it finally gave up the ghost - they couldn't keep the crown on it, and the damage below the gum line made it easier to remove it than to replace it. I don't have the money for implants yet - I'm actually having to save up for the inevitable replacements.


If that is your idea of cool, I hate to see a sucky story
 
2012-05-17 06:01:51 AM  

DoctorOfLove: Zoomaster: [i.huffpost.com image 640x948]

/who said VHS tapes was dead

ok, who is this?


The HuffPo article that the pic came from says it's Micaela Schaefer, and she's from "Germany's Next Top Model".
 
2012-05-17 10:07:46 AM  
Stop making fun of dentally retarded people!
 
2012-05-17 10:55:50 AM  

Alphax: DoctorOfLove: Zoomaster: [i.huffpost.com image 640x948]

/who said VHS tapes was dead

ok, who is this?

The HuffPo article that the pic came from says it's Micaela Schaefer, and she's from "Germany's Next Top Model".


Pleasedontbefakepleasedontbefakepleasedontbefakepleasedontbefakepleas e dontbefakepleasedontbefakepleasedontbefakepleasedontbefakepleasedontbe fakepleasedontbefake etc.
 
2012-05-17 11:17:40 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: adammpower: So, she might still get foobies then?


What she has are really, really nice

NSFW


!!!!! Is this from a movie of her's I'm not aware of? Do tell please!!
 
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