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(Radar Magazine)   Fourth man accuses John Travolta of pud friction   (radaronline.com) divider line 91
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2012-05-16 02:59:44 PM
Oh come on! Really? Enough already with this crap.
 
2012-05-16 03:03:44 PM
Also - FTFA: "The previous three men comprise of John Doe #1, a masseur who has recently hired Gloria Allred to represent him after being dropped by his previous attorney;"

I cannot believe that I am about to say this, but Gloria Allred is worse than Nancy Grace...ellchhhhh...now I feel dirty.

\totmom totmom totmom totmom totmom totmom....
 
2012-05-16 03:10:52 PM
It's a virtual parade of puds

/never rub another mans rhubarb
 
2012-05-16 03:29:48 PM
ianundercover.com
 
2012-05-16 03:30:37 PM
I preferred Saturday Night Beaver.
 
2012-05-16 03:43:49 PM
Call me a homophobe if you want, but if another guy starts "groping" my junk, I would punch him in his and then get myself out of the situation....If the guy(s) were so terribly displeased to have Travolta manhandle their manhood, WTF did they not simply get the hell away from him?


and this was fairly inevitable, wasn't it? One guy makes the claim and suddenly dollar signs start floating around to every ambulance chaser around...come on..Allred is involved? That coont doesn't come out of her cave for anything less than 6 figures...


/don't care if Travolta is a 'mo or not...his business
 
2012-05-16 03:47:22 PM
Just think of all the guys who were approached by Travolta and enjoyed it. There had to be a few, right? John needs his gaydar adjusted. Quit coming on to straight guys, JT, and you'll get whatever winky pleasures you want.
 
2012-05-16 03:50:20 PM

Dahnkster: [ianundercover.com image 300x300]


That's how scientologists say hello and goodbye. The host will chew up a mouthful of boiled carp and transfer it to the mouth of the arriving/departing guest.
 
2012-05-16 03:51:39 PM

chevydeuce: Call me a homophobe if you want, but if another guy starts "groping" my junk, I would punch him in his and then get myself out of the situation.


That would be completely justifiable if you were a woman, so I don't know why it should be homophobic for you to do it. Sexual assault is sexual assault, regardless of the genders or sexual orientations involved.
 
2012-05-16 04:01:58 PM

Fish in a Barrel: chevydeuce: Call me a homophobe if you want, but if another guy starts "groping" my junk, I would punch him in his and then get myself out of the situation.

That would be completely justifiable if you were a woman, so I don't know why it should be homophobic for you to do it. Sexual assault is sexual assault, regardless of the genders or sexual orientations involved.


If you punch him and get out, that's not homophobia. It's not even assault, it's self-defense.

But if you're so consumed with rage over the implication that you're homogay that you keep hitting him until he's dead, THAT'S homophobia. It's also homicide.
 
2012-05-16 04:02:57 PM

Dahnkster: [ianundercover.com image 300x300]


In France they call this a royale with tongue.
 
2012-05-16 04:06:11 PM

kingoomieiii: Fish in a Barrel: chevydeuce: Call me a homophobe if you want, but if another guy starts "groping" my junk, I would punch him in his and then get myself out of the situation.

That would be completely justifiable if you were a woman, so I don't know why it should be homophobic for you to do it. Sexual assault is sexual assault, regardless of the genders or sexual orientations involved.

If you punch him and get out, that's not homophobia. It's not even assault, it's self-defense.

But if you're so consumed with rage over the implication that you're homogay that you keep hitting him until he's dead, THAT'S homophobia. It's also homicide.


Agreed.
 
2012-05-16 04:11:15 PM

chevydeuce: Call me a homophobe if you want, but if another guy starts "groping" my junk, I would punch him in his and then get myself out of the situation.


If a girl came on to you or brushed against your junk, would you punch her out?

Why not just say "I'm not interested, and please don't do that again" and leave it at that and leave out the physical assault.
 
2012-05-16 04:12:26 PM
Musta been one charming motherfarking pig
 
2012-05-16 04:13:36 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Just think of all the guys who were approached by Travolta and enjoyed it. There had to be a few, right? John needs his gaydar adjusted. Quit coming on to straight guys, JT, and you'll get whatever winky pleasures you want.


But those straight guys are just the biggest teases! How could he resist?
 
2012-05-16 04:19:49 PM
There's a scene in Mad Men where Salvatore is explaining to his wife his photo shoot for Patio Cola in which he re-enacts Ann Maragrets number for Bye Bye Birdie, and Salvatore's wife makes a particular face .... I imagine Kelly Preston made this same exact face as she watched Hairspray.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-16 04:21:10 PM
All four reported that he commented, "will you just watch the hair?"
 
2012-05-16 04:23:17 PM

InmanRoshi: chevydeuce: Call me a homophobe if you want, but if another guy starts "groping" my junk, I would punch him in his and then get myself out of the situation.

If a girl came on to you or brushed against your junk, would you punch her out?

Why not just say "I'm not interested, and please don't do that again" and leave it at that and leave out the physical assault.


So if a guy came and grabbed your girlfriend's or wife's ass or titties, you wouldn't punch them out or expect that your SO would punch them? You would be fine with "I'm not interested, and please don't do that again"?

It is amazing what men are expected to deal with in our society.
 
2012-05-16 04:24:00 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Just think of all the guys who were approached by Travolta and enjoyed it. There had to be a few, right? John needs his gaydar adjusted. Quit coming on to straight guys, JT, and you'll get whatever winky pleasures you want.


I can't say I know much about the gay culture, but I have heard some gay guys get off on "turning" supposedly straight guys. This was also told to me by my gay former paralegal.

/yes anecdote !=data
//if a guy lets you fark him, he's not straight anyway
 
2012-05-16 04:24:59 PM
Pud Friction, well, that's just terrible....can I...can I actually get a copy of this Pud Friction movie? I don't imagine there's a "Welcome Back, Kocksucker" series available.
 
2012-05-16 04:25:29 PM

InmanRoshi: chevydeuce: Call me a homophobe if you want, but if another guy starts "groping" my junk, I would punch him in his and then get myself out of the situation.

If a girl came on to you or brushed against your junk, would you punch her out?

Why not just say "I'm not interested, and please don't do that again" and leave it at that and leave out the physical assault.


Really stupid comparison.
 
2012-05-16 04:27:13 PM
How much will not gay for pay pay?
 
2012-05-16 04:30:34 PM

kingoomieiii: But if you're so consumed with rage over the implication that you're homogay that you keep hitting him until he's dead, THAT'S homophobia. It's also homicide.


I think it's called 'homocide'.
 
2012-05-16 04:30:44 PM

InmanRoshi: chevydeuce: Call me a homophobe if you want, but if another guy starts "groping" my junk, I would punch him in his and then get myself out of the situation.

If a girl came on to you or brushed against your junk, would you punch her out?

Why not just say "I'm not interested, and please don't do that again" and leave it at that and leave out the physical assault.



To be fair, the first assault was the sexual assault of the unwanted person grabbing your genitalia. The punch would simply be the defending response. And he didn't say punch him out, just to punch him in his junk. Seems like a fairly equitable response.

And if a girl grabbed your junk it wouldn't be right to punch her (assuming you're a guy) because she's a girl and that's the way shiat is for civilized men - to make up for being gifted with being far bigger and stronger than the average woman simply due to our genetics. So not exactly an equivalent situation.

I have been groped unwantedly by a woman, and no I didn't punch her. I just kept pushing her hands away and telling her to knock it off until she got the message. That would have looked like a whole different situation had the roles been reversed due to the physical size dynamic, and I feel the woman would have been justified breaking my nose if it had been me groping her whereas I was not justified in breaking hers for essentially the same thing. That's just how life is. If you don't like it, take it up with your intelligent designer of choice.
 
2012-05-16 04:32:10 PM

kingoomieiii: Fish in a Barrel: chevydeuce: Call me a homophobe if you want, but if another guy starts "groping" my junk, I would punch him in his and then get myself out of the situation.

That would be completely justifiable if you were a woman, so I don't know why it should be homophobic for you to do it. Sexual assault is sexual assault, regardless of the genders or sexual orientations involved.

If you punch him and get out, that's not homophobia. It's not even assault, it's self-defense.

But if you're so consumed with rage over the implication that you're homogay that you keep hitting him until he's dead, THAT'S homophobia. It's also homicide.


... homocide?

/Couldn't help it
 
2012-05-16 04:33:55 PM

Slackfumasta: kingoomieiii: But if you're so consumed with rage over the implication that you're homogay that you keep hitting him until he's dead, THAT'S homophobia. It's also homicide.

I think it's called 'homocide'.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-05-16 04:36:20 PM

ongbok: InmanRoshi: chevydeuce: Call me a homophobe if you want, but if another guy starts "groping" my junk, I would punch him in his and then get myself out of the situation.

If a girl came on to you or brushed against your junk, would you punch her out?

Why not just say "I'm not interested, and please don't do that again" and leave it at that and leave out the physical assault.

So if a guy came and grabbed your girlfriend's or wife's ass or titties, you wouldn't punch them out or expect that your SO would punch them? You would be fine with "I'm not interested, and please don't do that again"?

It is amazing what men are expected to deal with in our society.


I "expect" any person of any gender to not resort to physical assault just because someone came on to them. If a female client comes on to a male masseuse, I don't expect him to punch her in the face therefore I have the same expectations for a gay male client. I'm sure masseuses deal with this stuff all the time, considering their profession is often times used as a front for prostitution, and I'm sure if they're in the job long enough they're well practiced at dealing with it in a professional, non-violent manner.

Don't worry, despite what you've heard, you're not going to catch teh ghey just because a guy comes on to you instead of a woman. There is no reason to treat the situation any differently.
 
ecl
2012-05-16 04:36:27 PM

mongbiohazard: InmanRoshi: chevydeuce: Call me a homophobe if you want, but if another guy starts "groping" my junk, I would punch him in his and then get myself out of the situation.

If a girl came on to you or brushed against your junk, would you punch her out?

Why not just say "I'm not interested, and please don't do that again" and leave it at that and leave out the physical assault.


To be fair, the first assault was the sexual assault of the unwanted person grabbing your genitalia. The punch would simply be the defending response. And he didn't say punch him out, just to punch him in his junk. Seems like a fairly equitable response.

And if a girl grabbed your junk it wouldn't be right to punch her (assuming you're a guy) because she's a girl and that's the way shiat is for civilized men - to make up for being gifted with being far bigger and stronger than the average woman simply due to our genetics. So not exactly an equivalent situation.

I have been groped unwantedly by a woman, and no I didn't punch her. I just kept pushing her hands away and telling her to knock it off until she got the message. That would have looked like a whole different situation had the roles been reversed due to the physical size dynamic, and I feel the woman would have been justified breaking my nose if it had been me groping her whereas I was not justified in breaking hers for essentially the same thing. That's just how life is. If you don't like it, take it up with your intelligent designer of choice.


So you finished?
 
2012-05-16 04:37:21 PM
If any guy ever tried to come on to me i would kill him and i don't think that should be illegal.
 
2012-05-16 04:40:53 PM

sbking: If any guy ever tried to come on to me i would kill him and i don't think that should be illegal.


When I lived in a city with a large gay sector I had a few guys come on to me, I thought it was pretty flattering. One of them was handsome as all get out.
 
2012-05-16 04:40:58 PM

sbking: If any guy ever tried to come on to me i would kill him and i don't think that should be illegal.


You sound lesbian.
 
2012-05-16 04:41:26 PM

sbking: If any guy ever tried to come on to me i would kill him and i don't think that should be illegal.


You sound young
 
2012-05-16 04:42:41 PM

TravisBickle62: sbking: If any guy ever tried to come on to me i would kill him and i don't think that should be illegal.

When I lived in a city with a large gay sector I had a few guys come on to me, I thought it was pretty flattering. One of them was handsome as all get out.


Well i guess you liked it but i am not into that and don't have to let people try and do it to me.
 
2012-05-16 04:42:42 PM

sbking: If any guy ever tried to come on to me i would kill him and i don't think that should be illegal.


A real man would kill him and then kill any of his immediate relatives, just to prove how straight he is. Not that it would be over-compensating. Don't get any ideas in your head. You got ideas in your head, don't you? I demand that you stop thinking I'm gay. Okay, I'm going to kill you if you don't stop thinking I'm gay right now.
 
2012-05-16 04:43:57 PM

JusticeandIndependence: sbking: If any guy ever tried to come on to me i would kill him and i don't think that should be illegal.

You sound young


Im old enough to know that this "fad" will pass and sometime soon it will not be cool to like homosexuals and we can get back to normal.
 
2012-05-16 04:45:44 PM

sbking: Im old enough to know that this "fad" will pass and sometime soon it will not be cool to like homosexuals and we can get back to normal.


We get it ... you love sucking cawk. The overcompensation thing is a little too obvious.
 
2012-05-16 04:45:57 PM
Meh, I don't care if John is Gay or Bi. If I had evidence he was I would not out him. I just don't care.

Now Tom Cruise? I'd out him faster than Perez Hilton with a grudge.

The only thing I have against Travolta is "Battlefield Earth"
 
2012-05-16 04:46:01 PM

InmanRoshi: sbking: If any guy ever tried to come on to me i would kill him and i don't think that should be illegal.

A real man would kill him and then kill any of his immediate relatives, just to prove how straight he is. Not that it would be over-compensating. Don't get any ideas in your head. You got ideas in your head, don't you? I demand that you stop thinking I'm gay. Okay, I'm going to kill you if you don't stop thinking I'm gay right now.


I know what you are trying to say, that i don't like gay people because i am gay but if you knew me you would know that i am the least gay person
 
2012-05-16 04:46:17 PM

sbking: TravisBickle62: sbking: If any guy ever tried to come on to me i would kill him and i don't think that should be illegal.

When I lived in a city with a large gay sector I had a few guys come on to me, I thought it was pretty flattering. One of them was handsome as all get out.

Well i guess you liked it but i am not into that and don't have to let people try and do it to me.


I think you probably just aren't very good looking, if you're an attractive man then every once in a while another man is going to hit on you, it's not a big deal.
 
2012-05-16 04:48:18 PM

InmanRoshi: sbking: Im old enough to know that this "fad" will pass and sometime soon it will not be cool to like homosexuals and we can get back to normal.

We get it ... you love sucking cawk. The overcompensation thing is a little too obvious.


Haha, real funny
 
2012-05-16 04:49:49 PM

TravisBickle62: sbking: TravisBickle62: sbking: If any guy ever tried to come on to me i would kill him and i don't think that should be illegal.

When I lived in a city with a large gay sector I had a few guys come on to me, I thought it was pretty flattering. One of them was handsome as all get out.

Well i guess you liked it but i am not into that and don't have to let people try and do it to me.

I think you probably just aren't very good looking, if you're an attractive man then every once in a while another man is going to hit on you, it's not a big deal.


I am plenty attractive to women but men can tell by looking at me that i am not into the gay stuff.
 
2012-05-16 04:50:55 PM

sbking: InmanRoshi: sbking: If any guy ever tried to come on to me i would kill him and i don't think that should be illegal.

A real man would kill him and then kill any of his immediate relatives, just to prove how straight he is. Not that it would be over-compensating. Don't get any ideas in your head. You got ideas in your head, don't you? I demand that you stop thinking I'm gay. Okay, I'm going to kill you if you don't stop thinking I'm gay right now.

I know what you are trying to say, that i don't like gay people because i am gay but if you knew me you would know that i am the least gay person


www.wearysloth.com

This is the least gay person.
 
2012-05-16 04:52:02 PM

ecl: mongbiohazard: InmanRoshi: chevydeuce: Call me a homophobe if you want, but if another guy starts "groping" my junk, I would punch him in his and then get myself out of the situation.

If a girl came on to you or brushed against your junk, would you punch her out?

Why not just say "I'm not interested, and please don't do that again" and leave it at that and leave out the physical assault.


To be fair, the first assault was the sexual assault of the unwanted person grabbing your genitalia. The punch would simply be the defending response. And he didn't say punch him out, just to punch him in his junk. Seems like a fairly equitable response.

And if a girl grabbed your junk it wouldn't be right to punch her (assuming you're a guy) because she's a girl and that's the way shiat is for civilized men - to make up for being gifted with being far bigger and stronger than the average woman simply due to our genetics. So not exactly an equivalent situation.

I have been groped unwantedly by a woman, and no I didn't punch her. I just kept pushing her hands away and telling her to knock it off until she got the message. That would have looked like a whole different situation had the roles been reversed due to the physical size dynamic, and I feel the woman would have been justified breaking my nose if it had been me groping her whereas I was not justified in breaking hers for essentially the same thing. That's just how life is. If you don't like it, take it up with your intelligent designer of choice.

So you finished?


i5.photobucket.com

"Jesus, man! There are just some things you don't talk about in public!"
 
2012-05-16 04:52:05 PM

sbking: If any guy ever tried to come on to me i would kill him and i don't think that should be illegal.


Wow, how's that batshiat farking insanity working for you?

It's assholes like you that make gays feel the need to become all militant. What are you afraid is gonna happen if some dude offers to buy you a drink? Just say, "Sorry bud, I'm straight."

Sonofabiatch, you bastards are really pissing me off lately.
 
2012-05-16 04:54:31 PM

sbking: TravisBickle62: sbking: TravisBickle62: sbking: If any guy ever tried to come on to me i would kill him and i don't think that should be illegal.

When I lived in a city with a large gay sector I had a few guys come on to me, I thought it was pretty flattering. One of them was handsome as all get out.

Well i guess you liked it but i am not into that and don't have to let people try and do it to me.

I think you probably just aren't very good looking, if you're an attractive man then every once in a while another man is going to hit on you, it's not a big deal.

I am plenty attractive to women but men can tell by looking at me that i am not into the gay stuff.



We get it. You're either trolling, gay or extremely immature. Maybe several at once.


i1170.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-16 04:56:02 PM

TheJoe03: InmanRoshi: chevydeuce: Call me a homophobe if you want, but if another guy starts "groping" my junk, I would punch him in his and then get myself out of the situation.

If a girl came on to you or brushed against your junk, would you punch her out?

Why not just say "I'm not interested, and please don't do that again" and leave it at that and leave out the physical assault.

Really stupid comparison.


Yes. Extremely. Because, buy this measure a dude could essentially grope a woman and the womans only recourse would be to say "not interested". I'd be feeling chicks up all day if this was the standard.

/please make this the standard.
 
2012-05-16 04:56:23 PM
so what is sceintologoy's stance on homosexuality? is he scared to come out for the perceived harm to his film career (which does not appear will happen) or is he perhaps concerned about running afoul of his religion?

and his wife.....does she just not care if he gets nobbed off or gags on cock as long as the checks clear or what?

strange.
 
2012-05-16 04:59:08 PM

InmanRoshi: ongbok: InmanRoshi: chevydeuce: Call me a homophobe if you want, but if another guy starts "groping" my junk, I would punch him in his and then get myself out of the situation.

If a girl came on to you or brushed against your junk, would you punch her out?

Why not just say "I'm not interested, and please don't do that again" and leave it at that and leave out the physical assault.

So if a guy came and grabbed your girlfriend's or wife's ass or titties, you wouldn't punch them out or expect that your SO would punch them? You would be fine with "I'm not interested, and please don't do that again"?

It is amazing what men are expected to deal with in our society.

I "expect" any person of any gender to not resort to physical assault just because someone came on to them. If a female client comes on to a male masseuse, I don't expect him to punch her in the face therefore I have the same expectations for a gay male client. I'm sure masseuses deal with this stuff all the time, considering their profession is often times used as a front for prostitution, and I'm sure if they're in the job long enough they're well practiced at dealing with it in a professional, non-violent manner.

Don't worry, despite what you've heard, you're not going to catch teh ghey just because a guy comes on to you instead of a woman. There is no reason to treat the situation any differently.


Grabbing somebodies junk, ass, or titties is not coming on to them, that is sexual assault. If you think the two are the same then you need some help. And because you think somebody is a prostitute that gives you the right to sexually assault them? You need some serious help.

And for the record if a man came on to me I would tell him no thanks. If he grabbed my junk or ass he is going to have a fist in his mouth. If a woman did the same I wouldn't punch her, but I would push her away and tell her to get the fark away from me.
 
2012-05-16 05:03:48 PM

sbking: JusticeandIndependence: sbking: If any guy ever tried to come on to me i would kill him and i don't think that should be illegal.

You sound young

Im old enough to know that this "fad" will pass and sometime soon it will not be cool to like homosexuals and we can get back to normal.


If there was ever a more appropriate time to post tough guy magazine.....
 
2012-05-16 05:07:00 PM

sbking: If any guy ever tried to come on to me i would kill him and i don't think that should be illegal.


I guess you missed that case involving the guy on the Jenney Jones show, who shot gunned a gay guy for saying he had a crush on him. Yeah, That's not only illegal, but just thinking you have that much disdain for gays make you appear pretty insecure and quite psychotic.
 
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