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(Baltimore Sun)   Hulk fan want to see Avengers movie. Hulk fan not like movie is subtitled. HULK FAN PULLLLLLLLLLLLL THEATER'S FIRE ALARM   ( baltimoresun.com) divider line
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2012-05-16 03:19:02 PM  
That's his secret: he's always a hot-headed jerkoff.
 
2012-05-16 03:56:46 PM  
If it was closed captioned how did he see the captions? Wouldn't it have to be open captioned?

/very confused
 
2012-05-16 04:42:17 PM  
Sure sounds like irrational rage to me.
 
2012-05-16 04:48:07 PM  
It just means they know how to do their HTML so that it actually shows up on the screen, Walker.
 
2012-05-16 05:39:40 PM  
Words. Words everywhere.
 
2012-05-16 05:43:05 PM  
"Management offered a refund or future tickets, which he refused and returned to the theater...Once the movie ended, Walters became belligerent and argumentative with management once again "

"Waiter, this is the worst steak I've ever tasted."

"I'm sorry sir, would you like a refund."

"No"

*20 minutes later*

"Waiter, this is the worst steak I have ever tasted. I demand a full refund."

"I apologize sir, we are unable to give you a refund."

"Why?"

"You ate the entire steak sir."
 
2012-05-16 05:57:48 PM  
*Dismissive sniff* Puny brain!
 
2012-05-16 06:00:44 PM  
Puny rod
 
2012-05-16 06:03:10 PM  

scottydoesntknow: "Management offered a refund or future tickets, which he refused and returned to the theater...Once the movie ended, Walters became belligerent and argumentative with management once again "

"Waiter, this is the worst steak I've ever tasted."

"I'm sorry sir, would you like a refund."

"No"

*20 minutes later*

"Waiter, this is the worst steak I have ever tasted. I demand a full refund."

"I apologize sir, we are unable to give you a refund."

"Why?"

"You ate the entire steak sir."


Yeah, that part struck me as well. You pretty much lose your right to biatch if you sit through the whole thing. Sounds like the guy was just an asshole looking for something to complain about.
 
2012-05-16 06:06:24 PM  
I would have loved captioning. I saw the midnight opening and missed a few lines because people were cheering too much during certain scenes. I also might be getting old because even when the crowd was quiet a few lines were lost to me in the digital mix as well.
 
2012-05-16 06:09:12 PM  
What the Hulk's smackdown of Loki might look like with captions:

Hulk Smash Loki: The Avengers Epic Battle (Silent Movie Parody)
 
2012-05-16 06:09:45 PM  

scottydoesntknow: "Management offered a refund or future tickets, which he refused and returned to the theater...Once the movie ended, Walters became belligerent and argumentative with management once again "

"Waiter, this is the worst steak I've ever tasted."

"I'm sorry sir, would you like a refund."

"No"

*20 minutes later*

"Waiter, this is the worst steak I have ever tasted. I demand a full refund."

"I apologize sir, we are unable to give you a refund."

"Why?"

"You ate the entire steak sir."


You would not believe how many times white trash pulled this the 2 years I worked at Golden Corral in high school. Or they would leave 1 bite left and mgmt would usually tell them to fark off.
 
2012-05-16 06:11:32 PM  
Clearly he wanted to watch TV Puppet Pals instead.
 
2012-05-16 06:14:35 PM  

fusillade762: scottydoesntknow: "Management offered a refund or future tickets, which he refused and returned to the theater...Once the movie ended, Walters became belligerent and argumentative with management once again "

"Waiter, this is the worst steak I've ever tasted."

"I'm sorry sir, would you like a refund."

"No"

*20 minutes later*

"Waiter, this is the worst steak I have ever tasted. I demand a full refund."

"I apologize sir, we are unable to give you a refund."

"Why?"

"You ate the entire steak sir."

Yeah, that part struck me as well. You pretty much lose your right to biatch if you sit through the whole thing. Sounds like the guy was just an asshole looking for something to complain about.


I just tried to go see the Avengers a few days ago. About 2/3 of the way through the movie, two fat biatches came in, stinking of alcohol, and continuously talking. After complaining, they were kicked out, but I lost about 20 minutes of plot. We stayed until the end because my girlfriend wanted to, but we were lost and the end of the movie was ruined.

I should have been given a refund, and I would have been if I had asked, but it was too much of a bother.
 
2012-05-16 06:19:53 PM  
5 Years and/or $5000 fine, that seems a little lobsided. What is it with the justice system? Spend $ on a guy for 5 years or have him pay us? Hmmm....
 
2012-05-16 06:21:58 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: I just tried to go see the Avengers a few days ago. About 2/3 of the way through the movie, two fat biatches came in, stinking of alcohol, and continuously talking. After complaining, they were kicked out, but I lost about 20 minutes of plot. We stayed until the end because my girlfriend wanted to, but we were lost and the end of the movie was ruined.


I had to go to the bathroom and it was so far away I'm missed about 5 minutes of the movie. Still not sure how Loki got out of the Hulk cage.
 
2012-05-16 06:23:01 PM  
So.... is this Hulk headline an official meme now or what?
 
2012-05-16 06:28:09 PM  
Of all the ways my home town could have made Fark, it had to be over the Avengers movie. Having been to that Regal several times (Thor was the last movie I saw there before I moved to Korea), it's an incredibly dick move to pull the fire alarm, as there are about 14 screens each filled with lots of people. Also, "management" was probably a 22yr old with a gaggle of high-school-aged employees.

/Awesome mini-golf with bar across the street
 
2012-05-16 06:30:36 PM  

fusillade762: The All-Powerful Atheismo: I just tried to go see the Avengers a few days ago. About 2/3 of the way through the movie, two fat biatches came in, stinking of alcohol, and continuously talking. After complaining, they were kicked out, but I lost about 20 minutes of plot. We stayed until the end because my girlfriend wanted to, but we were lost and the end of the movie was ruined.

I had to go to the bathroom and it was so far away I'm missed about 5 minutes of the movie. Still not sure how Loki got out of the Hulk cage.


SPOILERS

One of his brainwashed agents let him out. I don't think it was Hawkeye specifically, but I know it was one of the guys who rode the transport plane with Hawkeye when the helicarrier was attacked.
 
2012-05-16 06:40:36 PM  

scottydoesntknow: fusillade762: The All-Powerful Atheismo: I just tried to go see the Avengers a few days ago. About 2/3 of the way through the movie, two fat biatches came in, stinking of alcohol, and continuously talking. After complaining, they were kicked out, but I lost about 20 minutes of plot. We stayed until the end because my girlfriend wanted to, but we were lost and the end of the movie was ruined.

I had to go to the bathroom and it was so far away I'm missed about 5 minutes of the movie. Still not sure how Loki got out of the Hulk cage.

SPOILERS

One of his brainwashed agents let him out. I don't think it was Hawkeye specifically, but I know it was one of the guys who rode the transport plane with Hawkeye when the helicarrier was attacked.


Is that how he got the spear back, too?
 
2012-05-16 06:48:12 PM  
I'd be angry too, and they wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
 
2012-05-16 06:56:03 PM  
scottydoesntknow: "Waiter, this is the worst steak I have ever tasted. I demand a full refund."
"I apologize sir, we are unable to give you a refund."
"Why?"
"You ate the entire steak sir."


crackedajester.files.wordpress.com
"I understand you have a complaint
but did you have to eat the whole thing?"



/the hottie in the 2nd movie was hottie-er
 
2012-05-16 06:57:32 PM  

fusillade762: scottydoesntknow: fusillade762: The All-Powerful Atheismo: I just tried to go see the Avengers a few days ago. About 2/3 of the way through the movie, two fat biatches came in, stinking of alcohol, and continuously talking. After complaining, they were kicked out, but I lost about 20 minutes of plot. We stayed until the end because my girlfriend wanted to, but we were lost and the end of the movie was ruined.

I had to go to the bathroom and it was so far away I'm missed about 5 minutes of the movie. Still not sure how Loki got out of the Hulk cage.

SPOILERS

One of his brainwashed agents let him out. I don't think it was Hawkeye specifically, but I know it was one of the guys who rode the transport plane with Hawkeye when the helicarrier was attacked.

Is that how he got the spear back, too?


Shhh, don't think about it too hard.
 
2012-05-16 07:02:24 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: I just tried to go see the Avengers a few days ago. About 2/3 of the way through the movie, two fat biatches came in, stinking of alcohol, and continuously talking. After complaining, they were kicked out, but I lost about 20 minutes of plot. We stayed until the end because my girlfriend wanted to, but we were lost and the end of the movie was ruined.


Wait...there was a plot? I thought it was just HULK SMASH!
 
2012-05-16 07:16:19 PM  
Again, headline writers confuse the Hulk with Tarzan.

Hulk would not say:
"Hulk fan want to see Avengers movie. Hulk fan not like movie is subtitled. HULK FAN PULLLLLLLLLLLLL THEATER'S FIRE ALARM"

Savage Hulk would say:
"Hulk fan wants to see Avengers movie. Hulk fan doesn't like subtitled movies! Hulk fan PULL PUNY THEATER'S FIRE ALARM!"

Again: Hulk is not Tarzan, and he never, ever spoke like him.
 
2012-05-16 07:16:35 PM  
i thank the admins for greening my proper spelling version of this headline. last one had an extra "s".

plus it made me seek out a better source for the article.

so yay admins.

not reading thread though, not in mood for any spoilers. still not seen it.
 
2012-05-16 07:24:28 PM  

I can't be the only one who likes to watch DVDs with captioning on, because sometimes you really can't understand what is being said by the actor.


If I was the dude I would have taken the free tickets. Actually I found out most complaints can net you a free ticket because it's the easiest way for the manager to get you to scram.

 
2012-05-16 07:29:20 PM  

Smiths: i thank the admins for greening my proper spelling version of this headline. last one had an extra "s".

plus it made me seek out a better source for the article.

so yay admins.

not reading thread though, not in mood for any spoilers. still not seen it.


Katy Perry.
 
2012-05-16 07:33:45 PM  
Jeez.......I was just talking the other day about how suddenly the Hulk is everywhere nowadays, yet other than the old TV show, back when I was growing up it was all about Spiderman, Superman, Batman, along with other kind of "brand" comic characters and with the Hulk being my favorite character there seemed very little stuff by the way of action figures and other items or promotions featuring my favorite green dude. I was born too early!!!!

Oh well, good to see the character getting a little more credit for the more recent generation.

/gonna go back to telling kids to get off my lawn now
 
2012-05-16 07:40:43 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Again, headline writers confuse the Hulk with Tarzan.

Hulk would not say:
"Hulk fan want to see Avengers movie. Hulk fan not like movie is subtitled. HULK FAN PULLLLLLLLLLLLL THEATER'S FIRE ALARM"

Savage Hulk would say:
"Hulk fan wants to see Avengers movie. Hulk fan doesn't like subtitled movies! Hulk fan PULL PUNY THEATER'S FIRE ALARM!"

Again: Hulk is not Tarzan, and he never, ever spoke like him.


No, no... you're thinking of Frankenstein.
 
2012-05-16 07:47:43 PM  

ActionJoe: fusillade762: scottydoesntknow: fusillade762: The All-Powerful Atheismo: I just tried to go see the Avengers a few days ago. About 2/3 of the way through the movie, two fat biatches came in, stinking of alcohol, and continuously talking. After complaining, they were kicked out, but I lost about 20 minutes of plot. We stayed until the end because my girlfriend wanted to, but we were lost and the end of the movie was ruined.

I had to go to the bathroom and it was so far away I'm missed about 5 minutes of the movie. Still not sure how Loki got out of the Hulk cage.

SPOILERS

One of his brainwashed agents let him out. I don't think it was Hawkeye specifically, but I know it was one of the guys who rode the transport plane with Hawkeye when the helicarrier was attacked.

Is that how he got the spear back, too?

Shhh, don't think about it too hard.


I think an agent brought him the spear. Might be one of the deleted scenes.

But hey, does the hellicarrier's cloaking device also hid it from radar? I mean that thing is huge. What about its heat signature? And it didn't sound all too quiet. What's the use of something so big, slow and audible?
 
2012-05-16 07:53:36 PM  

chewielouie: ActionJoe: fusillade762: scottydoesntknow: fusillade762: The All-Powerful Atheismo: I just tried to go see the Avengers a few days ago. About 2/3 of the way through the movie, two fat biatches came in, stinking of alcohol, and continuously talking. After complaining, they were kicked out, but I lost about 20 minutes of plot. We stayed until the end because my girlfriend wanted to, but we were lost and the end of the movie was ruined.

I had to go to the bathroom and it was so far away I'm missed about 5 minutes of the movie. Still not sure how Loki got out of the Hulk cage.

SPOILERS

One of his brainwashed agents let him out. I don't think it was Hawkeye specifically, but I know it was one of the guys who rode the transport plane with Hawkeye when the helicarrier was attacked.

Is that how he got the spear back, too?

Shhh, don't think about it too hard.

I think an agent brought him the spear. Might be one of the deleted scenes.

But hey, does the hellicarrier's cloaking device also hid it from radar? I mean that thing is huge. What about its heat signature? And it didn't sound all too quiet. What's the use of something so big, slow and audible?


Whoa there, slow down. I'm still grappling with the idea of an aircraft carrier that FLIES.
 
2012-05-16 07:58:30 PM  

fusillade762: What the Hulk's smackdown of Loki might look like with captions:

Hulk Smash Loki: The Avengers Epic Battle (Silent Movie Parody)


No - no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should've sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
 
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2012-05-16 08:41:33 PM  
Beat his ass.
 
2012-05-16 08:50:56 PM  

fusillade762: ZeroCorpse: Again, headline writers confuse the Hulk with Tarzan.

Hulk would not say:
"Hulk fan want to see Avengers movie. Hulk fan not like movie is subtitled. HULK FAN PULLLLLLLLLLLLL THEATER'S FIRE ALARM"

Savage Hulk would say:
"Hulk fan wants to see Avengers movie. Hulk fan doesn't like subtitled movies! Hulk fan PULL PUNY THEATER'S FIRE ALARM!"

Again: Hulk is not Tarzan, and he never, ever spoke like him.

No, no... you're thinking of Frankenstein.


No, It was Tonto.

thumbnails.hulu.com

/FIRE BAD!
 
2012-05-16 09:08:38 PM  

chewielouie:

But hey, does the hellicarrier's cloaking device also hid it from radar? I mean that thing is huge. What about its heat signature? And it didn't sound all too quiet. What's the use of something so big, slow and audible?


fusillade762:

Whoa there, slow down. I'm still grappling with the idea of an aircraft carrier that FLIES.



In a movie featuring a magic cube that can seemingly give unlimited energy, two characters loosely borrowed from Norse mythology one with a magic spear and the other with a magic hammer, a guy in a flying metal suit, another guy who can transform into a superhuman monster five times his size, etc., etc. THIS is where you lose the ability to suspend disbelief?

Let it go. It was a couple hours of well done brain candy. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.

/Also, I'm not a comic book fan, can someone explain why they borrowed Thor and Loki from the Norse, but messed with their traditional origin stories? Was there a reason for this or were the original comic book authors just lazy and forgot to fact check?
 
2012-05-16 09:12:52 PM  
Nerd rage is dumbest rage.
 
2012-05-16 09:30:06 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Again: Hulk is not Tarzan, and he never, ever spoke like him.


I'm sorry, but 99% of us don't care. If it makes you feel any better, that's the same percent of people (all statistics pulled directly from my ass) who cared that Spiderman was supposed to be a smartass and made his own webshooters.

fusillade762: No, no... you're thinking of Frankenstein.


It's FRAHNK-en-shteen.
 
2012-05-16 09:43:26 PM  
According to Maryland electronic court records, David K. Walters, 34, of Royal Oaks Drive in Bel Air, was issued a criminal summons for false alarm/fire and has a trial scheduled for June 19 in Harford County District Court.

I pulled one little fire-alarm and my mom got scared.
 
2012-05-16 09:43:40 PM  

fusillade762: What the Hulk's smackdown of Loki might look like with captions:

Hulk Smash Loki: The Avengers Epic Battle (Silent Movie Parody)


Was Hulk's crank bouncing around while he smashed Loki around?
 
2012-05-16 09:46:49 PM  

Tyrosine: THIS is where you lose the ability to suspend disbelief?


Heh. I can remember once my mom was watching some old movie where a bunch of cowboys were being chased through the streets by dinosaurs. She was like "That's silly, why don't they just go inside? The dinosaurs wouldn't be able to get them".

I guess it runs in the family.
 
2012-05-16 09:50:04 PM  
Tried to watch a cam version that magically was an option on my computer-thingy. I love Whedon, and like comic book movies, but I didn't sit through the whole thing. Hell I should basically watch it over again. I was really really drunk though.
 
2012-05-16 10:06:31 PM  

Tyrosine: Let it go. It was a couple hours of well done brain candy. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.


Oh, and why doesn't the paint ever chip on Captain America's shield? Is the paint vibranium, too? And if it's virtually indestructible how did they attach a handle to it?
 
2012-05-16 10:13:35 PM  

skinink: I can't be the only one who likes to watch DVDs with captioning on, because sometimes you really can't understand what is being said by the actor.
If I was the dude I would have taken the free tickets. Actually I found out most complaints can net you a free ticket because it's the easiest way for the manager to get you to scram.


ha, I do that too.

Remember the new Miami vice movie? I seriously couldn't understand a word they said in the entire thing.
 
2012-05-16 10:22:39 PM  
what an asshat. he deserves what he has coming.
 
2012-05-16 10:48:02 PM  

fusillade762: Tyrosine: Let it go. It was a couple hours of well done brain candy. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Oh, and why doesn't the paint ever chip on Captain America's shield? Is the paint vibranium, too? And if it's virtually indestructible how did they attach a handle to it?


The handle is because it was originally from a mold from a tank door. There are 4 holes on the inside that they put leather straps in, then get wet to make them expand.
 
2012-05-16 10:48:41 PM  

fusillade762: Oh, and why doesn't the paint ever chip on Captain America's shield? Is the paint vibranium, too? And if it's virtually indestructible how did they attach a handle to it?


It does.
 
2012-05-16 11:03:25 PM  

scottydoesntknow: "Management offered a refund or future tickets, which he refused and returned to the theater...Once the movie ended, Walters became belligerent and argumentative with management once again "

"I apologize sir, we are unable to give you a refund."

"Why?"

"You ate the entire steak sir."


I waited tables through college at a slightly expensive place, about 15-25 per plate. I had a couple come in one night and they both ordered the steak & lobster tail and top shelf margaritas. The bill was about 70 dollars or so. When they were about 70% done they said it was terrible and wanted it comped. I just said okay and went and got the manager. No sense in even engaging them, just let the manager deal with their game. They ended up paying the bill, but saved a bundle on their tip, like it was my fault it didn't work.
 
2012-05-16 11:14:01 PM  
....because interrupting the movie will totally get the captions off the screen.
 
2012-05-16 11:16:06 PM  
Poor Emotion Control.
 
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