Subby has a pansy-assed definition of assault.

Durendal: The My Little Pony Killer: Subby has a pansy-assed definition of assault.

It's pretty much guaranteed that the cops will have the same definition.

And we'll call them candy-asses to when it comes to that. Right now though, we're focused on the Internet Tough Fascists who seem to think this sort of thing is funny.

This is just getting silly

Is this supposed to be an anti-police thread or an anti-clown thread?

Anonymous

Attention protesters.... This is Chicago, home of some of the most "beat the shiat out of you now, ask questions later" cops.

/Hoping to see the blood flow.

I_C_Weener: Do I understand the logic? No. But I'm sure there is some in there somewhere.

It's going to take you a lot of bong hits to figure it out. And it will make NO sense the next day.

Not a problem. Just issue the CPD seltzer bottles to combat the Pie threat.

The My Little Pony Killer: Durendal: The My Little Pony Killer: Subby has a pansy-assed definition of assault.

It's pretty much guaranteed that the cops will have the same definition.

And we'll call them candy-asses to when it comes to that. Right now though, we're focused on the Internet Tough Fascists who seem to think this sort of thing is funny.

Man, this really ruined your day didn't it? I mean, shiat, clowns protesting? What could be worse than that?

You sound angry at people who protest, is that true? Why?

Durendal: You can't admit that cops beating up a bunch of clowns for pie throwing wouldn't be at least a little bit funny, even if it is a major dick move?

Major lols if the police batons make squeaky noises.

Durendal: Blood and greasepaint will flow.

As a rule mimes should be shot on sight.

SirAdrianDangerous: John (John Waters): It's camp! The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?
Homer: Oh yeah. Like when a clown dies.

[encrypted-tbn1.google.com image 259x194]

/Simpsons did it

Zaaaaaaaap, zaaaaaaaap.

They'll crush those war-mongering pigs under their floppy, oversized heels.

Protests, how do they work?

I'm guessing that the effective range of pepper spray is greater than that of pies.

I_C_Weener: NATO is for war, and therefore OWS opposes it, because, as you know, OWS is anti-war...in addition to being anti-Wall Street.

You could do worse than protesting war.

/hot

what_now: Can someone explain to me why NATO is bad? Did these fng morons confuse NATO with NAFTA?

Ask a Libyan.

Durendal: detritus: [i.imgur.com image 270x360]

Protests, how do they work?

If these clowns show up as juggalos then I don't think too many people are going to complain if the cops serve them a beatdown.

No, but watch the cops try to claim they ARE Juggalos.
Did you know that the FBI considers them an actual gang?

So basically they are going to make a mess that someone else will have to clean up....and accomplish nothing.

Durendal: detritus: [i.imgur.com image 270x360]

Protests, how do they work?

If these clowns show up as juggalos then I don't think too many people are going to complain if the cops serve them a beatdown.

The Professor will.

/link as hot as a pro dom clown
//if that's what you're into

what_now: Ned Stark: what_now: Can someone explain to me why NATO is bad? Did these fng morons confuse NATO with NAFTA?

Ask a Libyan.


Jesus Fng Christ, really? You think NATO's intervention

[ ] helped
[x] hurt

the average Libyan person?

Don't know, a lot of them are probably dead. It's not like they dropped small bombs that only discriminately land on and kill enemy targets and not on innocent people around them.

what_now: Ned Stark: what_now: Can someone explain to me why NATO is bad? Did these fng morons confuse NATO with NAFTA?

Ask a Libyan.


Jesus Fng Christ, really? You think NATO's intervention

[ ] helped
[ ] hurt

the average Libyan person?

Hurt, substantially.

I visualize this as a far side cartoon.

If it isn't already it should be.

/I swear it is, maybe one of the older ones with the early artwork.

netcentric: So basically they are going to make a mess that someone else will have to clean up....and accomplish nothing.

Yes, opening a national dialogue never gets anything done.

Keep saying nothing is being accomplished at the same time you're reading about it in the news. Fine display of cognitive dissonance, champ.

IP: [fc08.deviantart.net image 640x512]


I see your clown funeral and raise you a juggalo funeral, just for comparison so police will know the difference between clowns and juggalos:



/Ironically, this is from the Chicago area where the protests will be, so totally relevant.

And furthermore, it still would have been wrong to do even if it helped. You can't pull out your calculator to figure up some happiness quotient to say X smiling faces justifies X cruise missiles.

joonyer: Keep saying nothing is being accomplished at the same time you're reading about it in the news.

Yeahbut... I'm reading it on FARK.

detritus: IP: [fc08.deviantart.net image 640x512]


I see your clown funeral and raise you a juggalo funeral, just for comparison so police will know the difference between clowns and juggalos:

[i.imgur.com image 600x449]

/Ironically, this is from the Chicago area where the protests will be, so totally relevant.

WTF?

Ned Stark: And furthermore, it still would have been wrong to do even if it helped. You can't pull out your calculator to figure up some happiness quotient to say X smiling faces justifies X cruise missiles.

Totally, just look at Rwanda. No one got involved and that turned out A-OK.

The My Little Pony Killer: Subby has a pansy-assed definition of assault.

That would be the same definition of assault that courts use.

Let's see how you enjoy have a large object smashed into your face, Internet tough-guy.

detritus: IP: [fc08.deviantart.net image 640x512]


I see your clown funeral and raise you a juggalo funeral, just for comparison so police will know the difference between clowns and juggalos:

[i.imgur.com image 600x449]

/Ironically, this is from the Chicago area where the protests will be, so totally relevant.

that is sad on so many levels, i don't even know.

/if quinn rests atop the piano, what instrument does a juggalo rest his departed kid????
//not sure if i really want to know

what_now: Can someone explain to me why NATO is bad?

They are protesting NATO for the same reason they protest the G-8 meetings/countries. And the Clown Bloc are pretty much there to hopefully counteract the Black Bloc retards.

what_now: Ned Stark: what_now: Can someone explain to me why NATO is bad? Did these fng morons confuse NATO with NAFTA?

Ask a Libyan.


Jesus Fng Christ, really? You think NATO's intervention

[ ] helped
[ ] hurt

the average Libyan person?

I think the Libyan intervention was an intelligent use of American foreign policy to keep an oil exporting nation from going down the tubes but if you are against war you are against war...

Yes. It is funny, and justified.

/I'm guessing that he means "Rapping"
//Hope so
///Song?

bim1154: WTF?

Drink three beers, sit down and google "insane Clown Posse Child Funeral".

fireclown: insane Clown Posse Child Funeral

I'll have my afternoon martini instead. Will get back to you in a bit.

bim1154: detritus: IP: [fc08.deviantart.net image 640x512]


I see your clown funeral and raise you a juggalo funeral, just for comparison so police will know the difference between clowns and juggalos:

[i.imgur.com image 600x449]

/Ironically, this is from the Chicago area where the protests will be, so totally relevant.

WTF?

I wouldn't listen to fireclown unless you're ready to weep for humanity. Seriously awful story.

Assault clowns? Assclowns?

Clown death is always funny!

/Also, I like The Great Milenko

akula:
Farking morons. If you want to protest, protest, but the moment you start damaging property and assaulting others* my tolerance for the BS ends.


Very much this.

bim1154: akula:
Farking morons. If you want to protest, protest, but the moment you start damaging property and assaulting others* my tolerance for the BS ends.


Very much this.

But do hand buzzers, flowers that squirt water and balloon animals count?
When a balloon pops, is that reasonable grounds to panic because someone thinks its a gun?

fireclown: [www.lolbrary.com image 537x760]

Yes. It is funny, and justified.

/I'm guessing that he means "Rapping"
//Hope so
///Song?

it's Gacy!

Wonder if it will look like this (new window)

detritus: bim1154: akula:
Farking morons. If you want to protest, protest, but the moment you start damaging property and assaulting others* my tolerance for the BS ends.


Very much this.

But do hand buzzers, flowers that squirt water and balloon animals count?
When a balloon pops, is that reasonable grounds to panic because someone thinks its a gun?

[www.cultureblues.com image 416x314]

Property damage is what I mentioned above. If a protester damages property in any way, then they cease being a protester and become a criminal.

what_now: Headso: I think the Libyan intervention was an intelligent use of American foreign policy to keep an oil exporting nation from going down the tubes but if you are against war you are against war...

Fine. Be against war. It shows you're pretty ignorant of human history and almost criminally naive, but you go for it.

But don't protest an organization whose very existence has reduced the scale of war for the last 75 years.

A protest is about symbolism and NATO is something most people would associate with war not with peace. And yeah sure those people are being naive but in a world where 70+ percent of Americans supported the Iraq war before we invaded and now you can find 1 mother farker that supported it tells me we could use more people that are just against all war all the time.

Do I stay and watch the clowns get a beatdown - or do I go home directly after work?

bim1154: detritus: bim1154: akula:
Farking morons. If you want to protest, protest, but the moment you start damaging property and assaulting others* my tolerance for the BS ends.


Very much this.

But do hand buzzers, flowers that squirt water and balloon animals count?
When a balloon pops, is that reasonable grounds to panic because someone thinks its a gun?

[www.cultureblues.com image 416x314]

Property damage is what I mentioned above. If a protester damages property in any way, then they cease being a protester and become a criminal.

I totally agree, but assault is what I mentioned.

what_now: Headso: A protest is about symbolism and NATO is something most people would associate with war not with peace. And yeah sure those people are being naive but in a world where 70+ percent of Americans supported the Iraq war before we invaded and now you can find 1 mother farker that supported it tells me we could use more people that are just against all war all the time.

We could use more SMART people who are against war all the time. We could use more Quakers. We could use more Janet Rankins.

We don't need people dressing up in clown costumes and throwing pies in people's faces.

Yeah man, clown costumes are ridiculous! Better side with the murderers wearing ties.

They were smart to do their little routine early on.

They're now all on 12-hour shifts, no days off. By Sunday, they will be somewhat shorter on patience and gentleness than they are now.

detritus: bim1154: detritus: bim1154: akula:
Farking morons. If you want to protest, protest, but the moment you start damaging property and assaulting others* my tolerance for the BS ends.


Very much this.

But do hand buzzers, flowers that squirt water and balloon animals count?
When a balloon pops, is that reasonable grounds to panic because someone thinks its a gun?

[www.cultureblues.com image 416x314]

Property damage is what I mentioned above. If a protester damages property in any way, then they cease being a protester and become a criminal.

I totally agree, but assault is what I mentioned.

I'm not versed on the finer points of the law on what constitutes an assault when it pertains to "hand buzzers, flowers that squirt water and balloon animals", but if I was minding my own business or I was an innocent bystander and someone applied any of those to me, then I would probably knock the shiat out of them.
As for as balloon pops.... Hard call, but one would hope that cooler heads would prevail. If you have a volatile situation, and all of a sudden one starts hearing, "Pop Pop", well.... I'm pretty sure assumptions are going to be made by many that can't see it was balloons. I know if I didn't see it was a balloon and me being very familiar with the Chicago area... gun play is going to be one of the first things that cross my mind. Cops who do not see "balloons popping" aren't going to take a chance either I would guess.

If protesters want to protest and push the envelope as to what is considered a peaceful demonstration and then pass that "what's reasonable" point... they have no one but themselves to blame for the aftermath.

what_now: Headso: A protest is about symbolism and NATO is something most people would associate with war not with peace. And yeah sure those people are being naive but in a world where 70+ percent of Americans supported the Iraq war before we invaded and now you can find 1 mother farker that supported it tells me we could use more people that are just against all war all the time.

We could use more SMART people who are against war all the time. We could use more Quakers. We could use more Janet Rankins.

We don't need people dressing up in clown costumes and throwing pies in people's faces.

Agendas move under the combined forces of derp and hyperbole or the "conservative" movement would not hold so much power in setting the narrative.

what_now: Ned Stark: what_now: Headso: A protest is about symbolism and NATO is something most people would associate with war not with peace. And yeah sure those people are being naive but in a world where 70+ percent of Americans supported the Iraq war before we invaded and now you can find 1 mother farker that supported it tells me we could use more people that are just against all war all the time.

We could use more SMART people who are against war all the time. We could use more Quakers. We could use more Janet Rankins.

We don't need people dressing up in clown costumes and throwing pies in people's faces.

Yeah man, clown costumes are ridiculous! Better side with the murderers wearing ties.

Sigh.

People like you do more damage to the Occupy Movement than the CEO of Bank of America.

I just want to make sure you understand that.

No, it's the 'occupy' mouthpieces that do their own damage. Had to escort a guy out of a party last week because he kept trying to shove the 'occupy' agenda down everyone's throats. There are ways to effect change, rattling off talking points ad nauseum is not the way to do it. Made me feel like I was speaking to an evangelical.

Wolfmanjames: What a clown who voluntarily associates with OWS looks like.

[www.theblaze.com image 464x466]

Isn't she the one that claims she has more Native American in her than she actually does?

bim1154: detritus: bim1154: detritus: bim1154: akula:
Farking morons. If you want to protest, protest, but the moment you start damaging property and assaulting others* my tolerance for the BS ends.

I'm not versed on the finer points of the law on what constitutes an assault when it pertains to "hand buzzers, flowers that squirt water and balloon animals", but if I was minding my own business or I was an innocent bystander and someone applied any of those to me, then I would probably knock the shiat out of them.
As for as balloon pops.... Hard call, but one would hope that cooler heads would prevail. If you have a volatile situation, and all of a sudden one starts hearing, "Pop Pop", well.... I'm pretty sure assumptions are going to be made by many that can't see it was balloons. I know if I didn't see it was a balloon and me being very familiar with the Chicago area... gun play is going to be one of the first things that cross my mind. Cops who do not see "balloons popping" aren't going to take a chance either I would guess.

If protesters want to protest and push the envelope as to what is considered a peaceful demonstration and then pass that "what's reasonable" point... they have no one but themselves to blame for the aftermath.

It's certainly not turning fire hoses on segregation protesters in the 60's...
But then there's party poppers that spray confetti, and stuff like this:


God I hope nobody is stupid enough to bring this stuff to a protest.

chaosweaver: what_now: Ned Stark: what_now: Headso: A protest is about symbolism and NATO is something most people would associate with war not with peace. And yeah sure those people are being naive but in a world where 70+ percent of Americans supported the Iraq war before we invaded and now you can find 1 mother farker that supported it tells me we could use more people that are just against all war all the time.

We could use more SMART people who are against war all the time. We could use more Quakers. We could use more Janet Rankins.

We don't need people dressing up in clown costumes and throwing pies in people's faces.

Yeah man, clown costumes are ridiculous! Better side with the murderers wearing ties.

Sigh.

People like you do more damage to the Occupy Movement than the CEO of Bank of America.

I just want to make sure you understand that.

No, it's the 'occupy' mouthpieces that do their own damage. Had to escort a guy out of a party last week because he kept trying to shove the 'occupy' agenda down everyone's throats. There are ways to effect change, rattling off talking points ad nauseum is not the way to do it. Made me feel like I was speaking to an evangelical.

Must've been a rockin' party.

detritus:
[www.elliottsbelfast.com image 305x420]

God I hope nobody is stupid enough to bring this stuff to a protest.

I agree whole heartily, but if anything in the past has taught me about these protests, there is that certain element who will provoke something to draw more attention to it and damn the consequences .

I_C_Weener: bim1154: Wolfmanjames: What a clown who voluntarily associates with OWS looks like.

[www.theblaze.com image 464x466]

Isn't she the one that claims she has more Native American in her than she actually does?

Her sexual fetishes are not our business.

**Golf clap**

Wolfmanjames: bim1154: Wolfmanjames: What a clown who voluntarily associates with OWS looks like.

[www.theblaze.com image 464x466]

Isn't she the one that claims she has more Native American in her than she actually does?

Since 'Any' is more than 'None whatsoever,' the answer is yes.

I was referring to the controversy over her apparent "minority status" she claimed, but I have neither the time or energy at this point in the day to chase down the low down on her.

Wolfmanjames: bim1154: Wolfmanjames: bim1154: Wolfmanjames: What a clown who voluntarily associates with OWS looks like.

[www.theblaze.com image 464x466]

Isn't she the one that claims she has more Native American in her than she actually does?

Since 'Any' is more than 'None whatsoever,' the answer is yes.

I was referring to the controversy over her apparent "minority status" she claimed, but I have neither the time or energy at this point in the day to chase down the low down on her.

What I meant was that she did claim to have Native American heratige, a claim that has been disproven pretty dang firmly.

Apologies... I totally misunderstood your reply.

detritus: bim1154: detritus: bim1154: detritus: bim1154: akula:
Farking morons. If you want to protest, protest, but the moment you start damaging property and assaulting others* my tolerance for the BS ends.

I'm not versed on the finer points of the law on what constitutes an assault when it pertains to "hand buzzers, flowers that squirt water and balloon animals", but if I was minding my own business or I was an innocent bystander and someone applied any of those to me, then I would probably knock the shiat out of them.
As for as balloon pops.... Hard call, but one would hope that cooler heads would prevail. If you have a volatile situation, and all of a sudden one starts hearing, "Pop Pop", well.... I'm pretty sure assumptions are going to be made by many that can't see it was balloons. I know if I didn't see it was a balloon and me being very familiar with the Chicago area... gun play is going to be one of the first things that cross my mind. Cops who do not see "balloons popping" aren't going to take a chance either I would guess.

If protesters want to protest and push the envelope as to what is considered a peaceful demonstration and then pass that "what's reasonable" point... they have no one but themselves to blame for the aftermath.

It's certainly not turning fire hoses on segregation protesters in the 60's...
But then there's party poppers that spray confetti, and stuff like this:
[www.elliottsbelfast.com image 305x420]

God I hope nobody is stupid enough to bring this stuff to a protest.

The agents provocateur (sp?) will have them in abundance.

Allen. The end.: Maechyll: The agents provocateur (sp?) will have them in abundance.

Yeah, this sounds like a REALLY bad idea. Throwing pies at angry guys with sticks and guns and radios to call more guys with sticks and guns...


Forget that, they just need to call Rupert Murdoch's angry asian wife (in the pink blouse).

It also depends on what kind of pie. Is it shaving cream? Whipped cream? Or a 5-pound apple pie (those farkers can hurt)?

It would be a "Miracle" if these "Insane Clowns" actually succeed.

Came for the Far Side toons, leaving disappointed.

Clowns are creepy. Hit them hard.

Holy s#!+, clown attack . . .

/ A little obscure.

Think how easy it would be for a cop to infiltare this bloc and start sh*t with the police.

If I was a cop and that that mentality it would be fun as hell. Dress up like a clown and throw a pie in a face of a co-worker I don't like. Who would not do that for free?

/Yes, I happy to be wearing some sort of foil.

bim1154,I agree whole heartily, but if anything in the past has taught me about these protests, there is that certain element who will provoke something to draw more attention to it and damn the consequences .

Even when violent factions like Blackbloc are kept in check by peaceful factions, there are always the police to help things out.

Clowns, they're so unsanitary.

Current Resident: Did you know that the National Clown Registry will no longer register the name "Pogo the Clown"?

I tried and was heartily abused for my lack of respect for "Clowndom"

I guess that it didn't help that I told them that:
/ 1) I was ONStand,
// b) I hated clowns
/// III) was thinking about a museum featuring lost boys

Some people just don't have a sense of humor.

I don't know, but if someone threw a pie in my face I'd beat the living crap out of him.

Um.

Pies are serious business?

Seriously?

Grow up.

;)

limboslam ,I don't know, but if someone threw a pie in my face I'd beat the living crap out of him.

It sounds like you have the right psych profile to become a cop in the U.S.

Enemabag Jones: limboslam ,I don't know, but if someone threw a pie in my face I'd beat the living crap out of him.

It sounds like you have the right psych profile to become a cop in the U.S.

Bam.

;)

Headso: what_now: Headso: I think the Libyan intervention was an intelligent use of American foreign policy to keep an oil exporting nation from going down the tubes but if you are against war you are against war...

Fine. Be against war. It shows you're pretty ignorant of human history and almost criminally naive, but you go for it.

But don't protest an organization whose very existence has reduced the scale of war for the last 75 years.

A protest is about symbolism and NATO is something most people would associate with war not with peace. And yeah sure those people are being naive but in a world where 70+ percent of Americans supported the Iraq war before we invaded and now you can find 1 mother farker that supported it tells me we could use more people that are just against all war all the time.

I tried to read our post. I really tried. Fail.

Fano: [13.media.tumblr.com image 391x397]

You better believe it is

You frighten only yourself.

;)

Two words: Officer Bubbles

Lots of fascists today? Lots of trolls? Who can tell anymore?


Indubitably
;)

This is the fastest I've ever /ignore'd anyone.

It shouldn't be too hard to find the criminal master mind behind the attacks.

A little song, a little dance
A little seltzer down your pants.

RanDomino: Lots of fascists today? Lots of trolls? Who can tell anymore?


Indubitably
;)

This is the fastest I've ever /ignore'd anyone.

I'm sorry you choose to ignore, friend.

I find the pseudo-challenge invigorating.

I guess I'm broken, no?

Heh.

;)