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(Winnipeg Sun)   Yet another reason why Canada kicks America's ass. We have sex tours for school age kids that include a masturbation room   (winnipegsun.com) divider line 26
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2012-05-16 05:15:21 PM
2 votes:
Canada's education system is better than America

Absolutely, that's why all the great scientists and academics brag about the degree they got at a Canadian University.

Many Canadians are bilingual while most Americans can't even speak proper English

We do use punctuation. Oh and nice work on that "Many Canadians are-bi-lingual" statistic. I'm sure many Americans aren't bi-lingual. Chinga su madre, eh?

(Real) Canadian men are stronger drinkers than Americans because they can't hold their liquor as well as us

No doubt that's why Tequila is so prevalent in Canada and Everclear is a Canadian invention. Ah yes, I remember the legends of Canadian Moonshiners...

Canadian women are prettier and not as fat as American women

Beauty's kind of subjective, Inuit?

Canadians are more tolerant and more open-minded than Americans

Yes, that's why you drew up this tolerant and open-minded list. Seriously, punctuation, you product of Canada's Education System.

We Canadians are more polite and the world likes us more than you loud-mouthed, ego-maniac, know-it-all (NOT) Americans

Possibly, but then no one really likes the boss, do they? Please continue to enjoy the freedoms and security provided by American servicemen and women based solely on your fortunate geographic location.

Having a Canadian flag on your backpack tells everyone you're not American therefore you're treated better

Really? I actually don't sew a flag on my luggage and whenever it's carried up to my suite, I'm treated pretty decent, no matter where I go. What's a 'backpack'?

Canada's crime rate is much lower than that of America

Canada has fewer people than California, and 99% of them are pasty white folks who are too cold and too drunk to shoot a guy in a hoodie. The U.S does have the highest homicide rate int he developed world...of course, Canada is fourth so I'm not sure I'd use the words "much lower".

Canada is more beautiful and less polluted than America

I'm sure that's why you've got all those oil drilling outfits in your northern provinces. And while Banf certainly is gorgeous, people usually don't quite flock there like they do Yosemite, or Yellowstone, or the Grand Canyon, or Hawaii, or Puerto Rico...

Japanese and Koreans prefer us Canadians as teachers over you Americans

Yep. Because they know you'll do more work for less money.

Canadians are better hockey players than Americans

One point in your win column. Being a hockey superpower is definitely going to be a major subject in the history books.

Canadian beer is superior to American beer


Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, wait, you were serious...'scuse me while I laugh harder: BAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ..."


Our health care system is better than yours. We won't have to mortgage the house like you Americans would if something unfortunate happened

You sure don't. You just die while on the waiting list. Me, I'd rather be in debt being treated by the greatest health care methods on the planet than be dead because my government told me I gotta wait a year for my chemo treatments. I'm sure the fact that wealthy Canadians prefer to get their treatment south of the border has nothing to do with anything.
2012-05-16 04:29:54 PM
2 votes:

SpikeStrip: another? don't you need one first?


Canada's education system is better than America

Many Canadians are bilingual while most Americans can't even speak proper English

(Real) Canadian men are stronger drinkers than Americans because they can't hold their liquor as well as us

Canadian women are prettier and not as fat as American women

Canadians are more tolerant and more open-minded than Americans

We Canadians are more polite and the world likes us more than you loud-mouthed, ego-maniac, know-it-all (NOT) Americans

Having a Canadian flag on your backpack tells everyone you're not American therefore you're treated better

Canada's crime rate is much lower than that of America

Canada is more beautiful and less polluted than America

Japanese and Koreans prefer us Canadians as teachers over you Americans

Canadians are better hockey players than Americans

Canadian beer is superior to American beer

Our health care system is better than yours. We won't have to mortgage the house like you Americans would if something unfortunate happened
2012-05-16 04:10:05 PM
2 votes:
Everyone needs a Masturbatorium.
2012-05-16 01:30:40 PM
2 votes:
another? don't you need one first?
2012-05-17 06:48:19 AM
1 votes:
Jebus..I wake up to the thread and it turns into a Canada-bashing thread.

I'll end the debate here:

Legalized Pot
Legalized Prostitution

Canada 2
US 0

Canada wins.
2012-05-17 12:50:20 AM
1 votes:
Oh sure do this in Canada and people look at it as educational and appropriate (unless your a puritan prude!), but do this in your personal home and invite teenagers inside and your a sex offender.

Personally i think teachers should physically assist kids as young as 10 in masturbation and perhaps even sex acts (b/w 2 like age kids not with the teacher). The teacher could show them how to correctly pull out of the vagina and simultaneously spit on the asshole for easy entry.
2012-05-16 11:34:45 PM
1 votes:
we have sue

err might no be safe fo work I guess

http://www.talksexwithsue.com/
2012-05-16 07:28:19 PM
1 votes:

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: ontariolightning:

58 Canadians
32 Americans

More =/ Better

Last 6 Conn Smythe Winners:

Canadian - 3
Non-Canadian - 3

/You're slippin'
.


How are we slipping?

3 Canadians
1 Russian
1 Swedish
1 American

There is no other country challenging is there
2012-05-16 06:37:38 PM
1 votes:
Look at Canada. Look at U.S.A.
static.guim.co.uk
2012-05-16 05:52:48 PM
1 votes:
Is this really a smart thing to do? Sticking your hand into a hole at a sex exhibit?


writersgallery.com

You just have to KNOW that this guy is probably standing inside the kiosk waiting for somebody to put their hand in there:

scrapetv.com
2012-05-16 05:22:38 PM
1 votes:
Canada is America's stalker; they obsess over us and we're only dimly aware of their existence.
2012-05-16 05:11:10 PM
1 votes:

The Bruce Dickinson:

Canadians are more tolerant and more open-minded than Americans

We Canadians are more polite and the world likes us more than you loud-mouthed, ego-maniac, know-it-all (NOT) Americans



Well done.
2012-05-16 05:03:35 PM
1 votes:

The Bruce Dickinson: SpikeStrip: another? don't you need one first?

Canada's education system is better than America - US spend about 25% more per pupil on education than Canada does

Many Canadians are bilingual while most Americans can't even speak proper English - only about 11% of Canadians (half of the Quebequois and 5% of everyone else) is bilingual. In the US, it's around 25%.

(Real) Canadian men are stronger drinkers than Americans because they can't hold their liquor as well as us Didn't you see that wonderful documentary, Beerfest?

Canadian women are prettier and not as fat as American women Most Canadian women are overweight, so I wouldn't be bragging about that one.

Canadians are more tolerant and more open-minded than Americans If Canada is so tolerant and open minded, why do they need a government agency like the Human Rights Tribunal enforcing dogmatic following of government-sanctioned tolerance and open-mindedness?

Canada's crime rate is much lower than that of America Other than murder rates, Canada's violent crime rates are much, much worse. The rate of rape and assuault, for instance, is twice as high in Canada as in the US.

Canada is more beautiful and less polluted than America Less polluted only on a total basis. On a per capita basis, Canada is as bad or worse, particularly when it comes to air polution.

Japanese and Koreans prefer us Canadians as teachers over you Americans [citation needed]

Canadians are better hockey players than Americans Brett Hull, Chris Chelios, Jeremy Roenick, Mike Modano were all pretty good. That said, we don't brag about how our basketball, football, soccer, golf, baseball, and basically every other sport's players are better than yours.

Canadian beer is superior to American beer Molson tastes like piss

Our health care system is better than yours. We won't have to mortgage the house like you Americans would if something unfortunate happened

We don't have to wait three or four months for prostate cancer surgery like they do in Toronto.
2012-05-16 04:43:29 PM
1 votes:

The Bruce Dickinson: SpikeStrip: another? don't you need one first?

*snip rant*



Dude, if you're really Canadian, stfu. You're embarassing the rest of us.

eh?
2012-05-16 04:42:48 PM
1 votes:

The Bruce Dickinson: Canadian beer is superior to American beer


Your whole post came across as sad and pathetic, but saying Canadian beer is better is hilarious. I guess you guys only get the shiat beer, but our microbrews are way better than yours.
2012-05-16 04:35:11 PM
1 votes:
Room has its own pet too.

4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-05-16 04:21:32 PM
1 votes:
I prefer the term "Masturbatorium".
2012-05-16 04:21:08 PM
1 votes:
Next up: Harper defunds Canada Science and Technology Museum.
2012-05-16 04:20:08 PM
1 votes:
the poll results are majority no. i find that odd. and a challenge to farkers everywhere. go forth and vote yes on their poll. keep anal sex in canadian museums.

because "If you are comfortable trying that activity, go ahead and do it. It could be fun for you, but if you are not, you don't really have to do it." are words all young children should hear.
2012-05-16 04:19:42 PM
1 votes:
"Mom, how come there's a Mothers Day and a Father's Day, but not a Kid's Day?"

"Every day is Kid's Day."

--

"Dad, why do Canadian kids have masturbation rooms but American kids don't?"

"Every room is a masturbation room for American kids."
2012-05-16 04:14:31 PM
1 votes:
Because People in power are Stupid: Um, how does one describe an orgasm? An involuntary shudder? What words could do an orgasm descriptive justice?

La petite mort?
2012-05-16 04:12:14 PM
1 votes:
Yet another reason why Canada kicks Americas Ass.
They still know how to use an apostrophe?

/subby must be American
2012-05-16 04:10:26 PM
1 votes:
Welcome to Fartbongo's Liberal North America folks!
2012-05-16 02:03:51 PM
1 votes:
Yet another reason why Canada kicks Americas Ass.

I see they don't teach punctuation in Canada. Well, okay then.
2012-05-16 01:56:18 PM
1 votes:
I didn't know they gave tours of your mom's house, subby. Hope they don't touch your stuff when they get to the masturbation room.
2012-05-16 01:46:45 PM
1 votes:
We have those too here in America. They're called "public libraries."
 
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