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(Wonkette)   The Right Rev. Dr. Dentist Orly Taitz, MD, DDS, Attorney-at-Real Estate, Birther-at-Law, has released a campaign video for her GOP Senate run. You have to watch it right now   (wonkette.com ) divider line
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2012-05-16 01:37:24 PM  
I want that picture of her with Cantor. Anyone get a screen cap?
 
2012-05-16 01:40:40 PM  
The depravation of constitutional rights? Really Orly. It's depravity, not depravation.
 
2012-05-16 01:42:42 PM  
I think that somebody didn't get that Gob Bluth's pro-George Michael, anti-Steve Holt video was supposed to be a joke.

/Steve Holt! \o/
 
2012-05-16 01:42:46 PM  
Second question, if a democrat was running(having been born in SOVIET UNION) wouldnt the right make a nonstop play about how he was trying to bring communism to the US?
 
2012-05-16 01:46:45 PM  

stutte2: So I wonder if she got permission for that female knight art she used near the end.

Link

[digital-art-gallery.com image 640x923]


Orly Taitz in Dragon Age 3
 
2012-05-16 01:49:50 PM  
NONONONONONONO! I can not be forced to choose between TAITZ and BOXER. NONONONONO! Can not happen. CAN NOT HAPPEN!
 
2012-05-16 01:52:37 PM  
http://www.ourcampaigns.com/NewsDetail.html?NewsID=80180

Freaking ruined my day, it did. And I was looking forward to voting against Boxer. :(
 
2012-05-16 02:04:38 PM  
It's like she went to her neighbor, who's "good with computers" and happens to have the complete 2003 release of Macromedia programs, and said "Make me a campaign commercial!"
 
2012-05-16 02:07:19 PM  
That video gave me an eagleboner

She's going to Washington to save California!!! Her experience in the Soviet Union will prove important in navagating the Senate's red tape!! Her medical degree will allow her to breathe life into this jobless economy!!!
 
2012-05-16 02:07:35 PM  

quatchi: [i293.photobucket.com image 640x358]

No words. Too funneh! LOLOLOLOL!

"Circling the nation"?

Like a turd.circling a bowl.


That was the phrase I was going to post. I said it out loud: "Circling the nation?"
 
2012-05-16 02:26:48 PM  
Several copyright lawsuits will ensue. Popcorn, everyone?
 
2012-05-16 02:37:36 PM  

theorellior: Someone needs to tell her that a compression plug-in or even some pantyhose over the mic will cut down those annoying "P" pops.


Heck, even speaking over the mic instead of into it will do a lot to help. Also, not having the mic stand on the same table as the tape recorder cuts down on annoying motor hum.
 
2012-05-16 02:39:42 PM  
I'm strangely aroused right now.
 
2012-05-16 02:44:42 PM  

DamnYankees: 20th Century Fox should sue her.


Maybe she thinks because she's been on FOX News, that entitles her to use the 20th Century Fox Studios logo.
Also, I'm pretty sure I know where she got that intro:
img98.imageshack.us

Fiverr. She paid $5 for it.
 
2012-05-16 02:54:11 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: I made it to 1:56. Anyone beat that?


1:57 I think we both cut out at the c-span footage.
 
2012-05-16 02:56:10 PM  
Think this may be one of the saddest things I've seen this year...
It's so...so sincere.

Aw, who am I kidding...I'm laughing my ass off.
 
2012-05-16 03:00:57 PM  
You know- I don't like Diane Feinstein much, but if Orly thinks she'll get my vote by going off the derp end, she's sorely mistaken.
 
2012-05-16 03:12:11 PM  
I hope Orly wins the primary. The Feinstein will win with 85+%
 
2012-05-16 03:23:57 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: [www.bodhgayanews.net image 493x427]

I'm kinda surprised the ad didn't start with someone's voice in the background saying "hit play AND record at the same time, Orly!".


dude I used to own that same exact model cassette recorder.
 
2012-05-16 03:25:04 PM  

stutte2: So I wonder if she got permission for that female knight art she used near the end.

Link

[digital-art-gallery.com image 640x923]


Good call. You should send a friendly note to the intellectual property owners just for fun.
 
2012-05-16 03:25:09 PM  

Dr Dreidel: This woman singlehandedly made me an anti-dentite.


Here's your membership card. I've been trying to educate the public about the "dentistry" conspiracy for years. It's staring everyone in the face and yet the magnitude of the deception is so colossal nobody can see it. A massive, multi-billion dollar a year industry based solely on the idea that you are incapable of cleaning your own teeth. That's it. You're incompetent at washing a part of yourself thoroughly, so a vast service network has been built to meet that artificial need.

Lately I've been considering starting my own multiply-linked, economically-dependent series of universities, insurance companies, practices and clinic offices, public education campaigns and national associations of experts all predicated on the fact that you are incapable of wiping your own ass properly.
 
2012-05-16 03:25:50 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: I made it to 1:56. Anyone beat that?


I got as far as "former resident of the communist soviet union"
 
2012-05-16 03:26:42 PM  

propasaurus: DamnYankees: 20th Century Fox should sue her.

Maybe she thinks because she's been on FOX News, that entitles her to use the 20th Century Fox Studios logo.
Also, I'm pretty sure I know where she got that intro:
[img98.imageshack.us image 320x237]

Fiverr. She paid $5 for it.


Read the licensing information though. I bet you anything she is not able to use for commercial or political purposes.
 
2012-05-16 03:47:16 PM  

Hobodeluxe: Don't Troll Me Bro!: I made it to 1:56. Anyone beat that?

I got as far as "former resident of the communist soviet union"


The last bit is priceless.

www.theautochannel.com
 
2012-05-16 03:48:20 PM  

sabreWulf07: Dr Dreidel: This woman singlehandedly made me an anti-dentite.

Here's your membership card. I've been trying to educate the public about the "dentistry" conspiracy for years. It's staring everyone in the face and yet the magnitude of the deception is so colossal nobody can see it. A massive, multi-billion dollar a year industry based solely on the idea that you are incapable of cleaning your own teeth. That's it. You're incompetent at washing a part of yourself thoroughly, so a vast service network has been built to meet that artificial need.

Lately I've been considering starting my own multiply-linked, economically-dependent series of universities, insurance companies, practices and clinic offices, public education campaigns and national associations of experts all predicated on the fact that you are incapable of wiping your own ass properly.


Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've read the arguments on both sides, and I haven't found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth. Ever.

// [Master-Shake.jpg]
 
2012-05-16 04:01:37 PM  

stutte2: Bloody William: mrmyxolodian: I could be wrong, but isn't it illegal to use CSPAN footage in a campaign commercial?

The entire commercial was full of copyright infringement and nonexistent audio editing. For fark's sake, I could have cleaned up the white noise in five minutes.

The artist who did the knight art above is a resident of California, so she's already stealing from hard working Californians and she's not even a Senator yet.


Remember rules are for liberals to follow. Bootstrapy Americans don't need to follow laws.
 
2012-05-16 04:02:01 PM  
I can't even take the casual stupidity of people around me, so why do I "need" to take the concentrated dose?
 
2012-05-16 04:07:01 PM  
She thinks federal senators raise tax rates for states? How are people this dumb?!?!?
 
2012-05-16 04:07:31 PM  
Orly?

www.aceshowbiz.com
 
2012-05-16 04:18:10 PM  
P-E-N-I-S goes into anus to rupture intestines. Hillary Clinton's roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms... A college woman is seduced with illegal Rohypnol to go gay. Candida fungus grows hugley on a corpse. AIDS is a candida fungus disease.

Need I go on?
 
2012-05-16 04:22:29 PM  
Jesus, looks like they blew their whole budget on that 20th Century Fox-ish logo at the beginning (I'm sure some liberal Maya artist raked them over the coals for that- it would take 10 minutes if you knew what you were doing). Left them not able to afford a decent audio tech or editor. Probably put together by some 40+ year old staffer who 'knows computers' and assembled the whole thing in iMovie 2008.
 
2012-05-16 04:29:14 PM  
Challenging Feinstein to a debate - Link "We have over 100 million people out of work."
 
2012-05-16 04:36:13 PM  
This woman needs to choose one look and stay with it. Branding, they call it. How can we vote for you if we can't recognize you?
 
2012-05-16 04:53:47 PM  
Someone needs to tell her that the US Senate is not part of the state government of California. She seems really confused on this point.
 
2012-05-16 04:57:34 PM  

Splinshints: Geotpf: Are there any Democrats as crazy as these types of Republicans?

It's not that there aren't crazy democrats, it's that, unlike the republicans, the democrats don't usually seek out their craziest members to put them on prime time TV and get them elected....


Democrats throw their loonies under the bus, Republicans let them drive the bus.
 
2012-05-16 05:09:05 PM  

busy chillin': Don't Troll Me Bro!

I made it to 1:56. Anyone beat that?

I somehow managed to get to 2:11.


I got to 3:33 when she's in a suit of armor and lost it.

She doesn't have Bette Davis eyes, she has "Crazy as a Shiathouse Rat on Meth and Acid" eyes.
 
2012-05-16 05:11:46 PM  

theteacher: This woman needs to choose one look and stay with it. Branding, they call it. How can we vote for you if we can't recognize you?


Well, you see, after you brand yourself you need to NOT burn up that brand and scorch the earth. Especially not over and over and over again. It's like the "Dubya" brand, and hitler's mustache. Some things you just can't use ever again.
 
2012-05-16 05:13:37 PM  

Nishu: http://www.ourcampaigns.com/NewsDetail.html?NewsID=80180

Freaking ruined my day, it did. And I was looking forward to voting against Boxer. :(


It's Feinstein this time. Boxer was two years ago, against Carly Fiorina.

/voted for Boxer, sadly
//no way I was going to let the butcher of HP get into office
 
2012-05-16 05:27:18 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Nishu: http://www.ourcampaigns.com/NewsDetail.html?NewsID=80180

Freaking ruined my day, it did. And I was looking forward to voting against Boxer. :(

It's Feinstein this time. Boxer was two years ago, against Carly Fiorina.

/voted for Boxer, sadly
//no way I was going to let the butcher of HP get into office


Oh really? I can't tell them apart, apparently. xD
 
2012-05-16 05:42:48 PM  

mrshowrules: propasaurus: DamnYankees: 20th Century Fox should sue her.

Maybe she thinks because she's been on FOX News, that entitles her to use the 20th Century Fox Studios logo.
Also, I'm pretty sure I know where she got that intro:
[img98.imageshack.us image 320x237]

Fiverr. She paid $5 for it.

Read the licensing information though. I bet you anything she is not able to use for commercial or political purposes.


This.
 
2012-05-16 05:57:08 PM  
Wait she is admitting she was born in a Communist Russia.
Two Doctoral degrees, why that is elitist.
Are Lawyers cool now, cause I remember back when the original Bush was saying that America had too many lawyers.
And finally was that Orly her self doing the audio or someone else?
 
2012-05-16 05:57:54 PM  
Wow that is another amazing example of some major highly-enriched, weapons-grade Derp-235. You should be able to power the whole West Coast from that kind of crazy.

Looks like it's full-speed ahead Derp Factor 9 for ORLY.

farm8.staticflickr.com

farm8.staticflickr.com

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-05-16 06:16:35 PM  
That was a very bootstrappy production if I've ever seen one. Nothing creepy at all with her talking about herself in the 3rd person. I'm surprised that it didn't end with an "I'm Orly Taitz and I approve this message."
 
2012-05-16 06:18:19 PM  
This woman needs the nomination for teh Lulz!
 
2012-05-16 06:25:14 PM  
There are so many candidates for Senate in California, even Republicans just tick off the incumbent and go on to the next page. I just got my ballot and read it twice before I yelled (literally) Holy Shiat, that crazy hag is running for senate?!?! (As a Republican--are they INSANE?!?)

There are a couple other Republican challengers too, and I doubt they're even worried about anything besides somehow "beating" Feinstein. Strange that that crazy hag seems to think she's running against Pelosi...
 
2012-05-16 06:25:31 PM  
That video looked like something a short-bus 7th-grader made running for student council. Dr. Taitz must have missed the day they taught about copyright-law in law-school.

While she was at it why didn't she just add some ripped-off video from Independence Day and The Avengers showing herself saving America from "Evil-Obama and The Darkies." (That might be my next Fark handle.)

She could have also added some photoshopped pics of herself tearing down the Berlin Wall with Reagan and Elvis by her side and then claim that she was actually the Navy SEAL that shot Bin-Laden. She could have played The Beatles' "Revolution" or The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again" in the background. I mean if you're going to blatantly disregard copyright law and willfully misinterpret reality you might as well go all the way.

I wonder if we're all going to find out in a few weeks that ORLY was actually mentally ill this whole time and that we should feel awful for making fun of her the last few years.

Until that time comes I'm just going to leave these here:

farm8.staticflickr.com

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-05-16 06:34:14 PM  

vrax: That was a very bootstrappy production if I've ever seen one. Nothing creepy at all with her talking about herself in the 3rd person. I'm surprised that it didn't end with an "I'm Orly Taitz and I approve this message."


That wasn't her. Dr. Taitz, D.D.S. esq.'s has a very thick Moldovan accent that makes her nearly unintelligible.
 
2012-05-16 06:37:53 PM  

Sgt Otter: vrax: That was a very bootstrappy production if I've ever seen one. Nothing creepy at all with her talking about herself in the 3rd person. I'm surprised that it didn't end with an "I'm Orly Taitz and I approve this message."

That wasn't her. Dr. Taitz, D.D.S. esq.'s has a very thick Moldovan accent that makes her nearly unintelligible.


I thought that was her goiter and thick tongue from cretinism.
 
2012-05-16 06:44:54 PM  
Being born in the USSR: Good

Being born in Kenya: Bad
 
2012-05-16 06:48:42 PM  

ModernLuddite: Being born in the USSR: Good

Being born in Kenya: Bad


Being born in USSR: Knowing Communism.
Being born in Kenya: Knowing Rhinos and Elephants.
 
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