FARK.com: (7108868) The Right Rev. Dr. Dentist Orly Taitz, MD, DDS, Attorney-at-Real Estate, Birther-at-Law, has released a campaign video for her GOP Senate run. You have to watch it right now

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		The Right Rev. Dr. Dentist Orly Taitz, MD, DDS, Attorney-at-Real Estate, Birther-at-Law, has released a campaign video for her GOP Senate run. You have to watch it right now (wonkette.com)		128
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Codenamechaz		2012-05-16 10:16:00 AM

/there are no words

DammitIForgotMyLogin		2012-05-16 10:17:31 AM

"Birther-at-law"

Nice :)

DamnYankees		2012-05-16 10:21:41 AM

20th Century Fox should sue her.

exick		2012-05-16 10:23:46 AM

I don't think I ever realized what George Burns would sound like after taking a pull off a helium tank.

Vodka Zombie		2012-05-16 10:32:06 AM

What the hell did I just watch?

Was that a bowling alley prostitute whispering in my ear?!?

unyon		2012-05-16 11:00:09 AM

Quite literally phoned it in. Apparently, the nigh-limitless skills of Dr. Taitz don't include the complicated combination of hitting 'record' and then 'send' on her PC. Conservative that can't drive a computer? Story checks out.

Lord_Baull		2012-05-16 12:50:21 PM

Ladies and Gentelmen, I give you the FoxNews-viewing Republican base.

Virulency		2012-05-16 12:52:44 PM

wtf did i just watch

Geotpf		2012-05-16 12:52:54 PM

Are there any Democrats as crazy as these types of Republicans? I mean, some people in the Green Party are really out there, but the craziest guy the Dems have is Kucinich, who is quite tame in comparison.

TrollingForColumbine		2012-05-16 12:52:57 PM

buy a pop filter taitz

Deucednuisance		2012-05-16 12:54:14 PM

Dear subby:

No.

No, I don't and you can't make me.

Philip Francis Queeg		2012-05-16 12:55:21 PM

So the Fark League of Fail is making Political ads now?

theorellior		2012-05-16 12:55:49 PM

Someone needs to tell her that a compression plug-in or even some pantyhose over the mic will cut down those annoying "P" pops.

theorellior		2012-05-16 12:56:36 PM

Virulency: wtf did i just watch

I dunno, but it's a thing of beauty.

Lord_Baull		2012-05-16 12:56:46 PM

Geotpf: Are there any Democrats as crazy as these types of Republicans? I mean, some people in the Green Party are really out there, but the craziest guy the Dems have is Kucinich, who is quite tame in comparison.

McKinney, but she's no longer in office.

Splinshints		2012-05-16 12:57:49 PM

Geotpf: Are there any Democrats as crazy as these types of Republicans?

It's not that there aren't crazy democrats, it's that, unlike the republicans, the democrats don't usually seek out their craziest members to put them on prime time TV and get them elected....

Shirley Ujest		2012-05-16 12:58:31 PM

Wtf was that?

Don't Troll Me Bro!		2012-05-16 12:58:37 PM

I made it to 1:56. Anyone beat that?

hubiestubert		2012-05-16 12:59:08 PM

Well, bless her poor sweet heart...

Tyrano Soros		2012-05-16 12:59:13 PM

"Orly Taitz, born in the communist Soviet Union"

Sounds like a perfect fit for the GOP. They'd never condemn someone born into communism.

DamnYankees		2012-05-16 12:59:20 PM

Lord_Baull: Geotpf: Are there any Democrats as crazy as these types of Republicans? I mean, some people in the Green Party are really out there, but the craziest guy the Dems have is Kucinich, who is quite tame in comparison.

McKinney, but she's no longer in office.

She's also no longer a Democrat. She was the Green Party nominee for President, IIRC.

Bf+		2012-05-16 12:59:25 PM

Author said "rape" twice.

deeyablo		2012-05-16 01:00:04 PM

Geotpf		2012-05-16 01:00:42 PM

Mr.Tangent		2012-05-16 01:00:51 PM

ORLY?

rudemix		2012-05-16 01:02:05 PM

Did she refer to Oily Taintz as being referred to as 'the energizer bunny on steroids'? I may need to troll her FB page regarding referrences to Oily Taintz and illegal drug use.

Bill_Wick's_Friend		2012-05-16 01:03:25 PM

I'm kinda surprised the ad didn't start with someone's voice in the background saying "hit play AND record at the same time, Orly!".

busy chillin'		2012-05-16 01:03:40 PM

Don't Troll Me Bro!

I made it to 1:56. Anyone beat that?

I somehow managed to get to 2:11.

TrollingForColumbine		2012-05-16 01:05:14 PM

theorellior: Someone needs to tell her that a compression plug-in or even some pantyhose over the mic will cut down those annoying "P" pops.

i did

Rev. Skarekroe		2012-05-16 01:06:27 PM

She spent so much money on graphics she couldn't afford a decent microphone.

ongbok		2012-05-16 01:07:38 PM

She couldn't resist bringing up her birther nonsense could she.

Tarl3k		2012-05-16 01:11:12 PM

Selena Luna		2012-05-16 01:12:58 PM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: I made it to 1:56. Anyone beat that?

I listened to the whole thing, but I couldn't actually watch.

Flying Code Monkey		2012-05-16 01:13:10 PM

busy chillin': Don't Troll Me Bro!

I made it to 1:56. Anyone beat that?

I somehow managed to get to 2:11.

I watched the whole thing. Now I see the present in one eye, and the past in the other. GAH, this is weird!

tlchwi02		2012-05-16 01:14:53 PM

ongbok: She couldn't resist bringing up her birther nonsense could she.

"couldn't resist" ??? you do know who she is, right?

mathmatix		2012-05-16 01:15:12 PM

So if she's running for Senate, why is she hinting that Pelosi is up for election? Pelosi is up for election every two years.

Orly is a warrior, she just has no idea what she's fighting for or against.

deeyablo		2012-05-16 01:18:02 PM

mathmatix: So if she's running for Senate, why is she hinting that Pelosi is up for election? Pelosi is up for election every two years.

Orly is a warrior, she just has no idea what she's fighting for or against.

It's a secret war, against the machinations of her evil twin... OLESTRA!

quatchi		2012-05-16 01:19:45 PM

ongbok: She couldn't resist bringing up her birther nonsense could she.

So lemme get this straight, she wasn't even born in the US and she's now running for office as the Queen of the birthers?

Is that what I'm seeing here?

Hard out make out anything through these laughter induced tears here.

Sweet baby Jeebus, that was bad.

Rebecca: This is so bad it's almost good.

Enid: This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again

what_now		2012-05-16 01:20:03 PM

That was the best thing I have ever seen. I pray to Cthulhu that Orly Taitz gets enough money to put this on the public airwaves.

rudemix		2012-05-16 01:21:45 PM

Oily Taintz FB(pops)

Bloody William		2012-05-16 01:25:58 PM

Can someone please donate $35 so she can get a USB microphone so it doesn't sound like white noise is farking my ears?

theorellior		2012-05-16 01:28:23 PM

quatchi: Sweet baby Jeebus, that was bad.
Rebecca: This is so bad it's almost good.
Enid: This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again

I think we've reached an infinite loop cycling between good and bad until the heat death of the Universe.

stutte2		2012-05-16 01:28:25 PM

So I wonder if she got permission for that female knight art she used near the end.

Link

digital-art-gallery.com

mrmyxolodian		2012-05-16 01:28:34 PM

I could be wrong, but isn't it illegal to use CSPAN footage in a campaign commercial?

Bloody William		2012-05-16 01:30:54 PM

mrmyxolodian: I could be wrong, but isn't it illegal to use CSPAN footage in a campaign commercial?

The entire commercial was full of copyright infringement and nonexistent audio editing. For fark's sake, I could have cleaned up the white noise in five minutes.

stutte2		2012-05-16 01:32:40 PM

Bloody William: mrmyxolodian: I could be wrong, but isn't it illegal to use CSPAN footage in a campaign commercial?

The entire commercial was full of copyright infringement and nonexistent audio editing. For fark's sake, I could have cleaned up the white noise in five minutes.

The artist who did the knight art above is a resident of California, so she's already stealing from hard working Californians and she's not even a Senator yet.

Dr Dreidel		2012-05-16 01:33:33 PM

This woman singlehandedly made me an anti-dentite.

// and I'm starting to hate blacks and Jews, too

Bloody William		2012-05-16 01:33:42 PM

stutte2: Bloody William: mrmyxolodian: I could be wrong, but isn't it illegal to use CSPAN footage in a campaign commercial?

The entire commercial was full of copyright infringement and nonexistent audio editing. For fark's sake, I could have cleaned up the white noise in five minutes.

The artist who did the knight art above is a resident of California, so she's already stealing from hard working Californians and she's not even a Senator yet.

I'd give her the benefit of the doubt and say she probably paid for rights to it, but if you're so incompetent you can't fun a farking noise reduction filter through your audio track before putting it online, you probably won't show much legal rigor, either.