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(The Smoking Gun)   Pastor busted for watching his flock a little too closely   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 47
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2012-05-16 12:36:36 PM
God. Damn. It.
 
2012-05-16 12:37:54 PM
www.blogcdn.com

/oblig
 
2012-05-16 12:39:53 PM
There's nothing anyone does in a bathroom that I want to see.
 
2012-05-16 12:40:20 PM
Holy Shiat!
 
2012-05-16 12:40:43 PM
This is why I'm not raising my daughter in the Church, like my parents raised me.

\That, and the fact that anyone who isn't intellectually stunted can see God doesn't exist...
 
2012-05-16 12:42:34 PM
Inflatable Rhetoric: There's nothing anyone does in a bathroom that I want to see.

Yep... I never understood why people pissing and shiatting was such a turn on to some people.

/I know I opened the door for those Farkers who are experienced in this enough to explain it.
 
2012-05-16 12:42:37 PM
Was this The Church of The Divine Chuck Berry?

Thou Shalt B. Goode.
 
2012-05-16 12:43:25 PM
And here I thought the christian folk had higher morals.

cdn-www.cracked.com

Genesis 19:30
 
2012-05-16 12:43:27 PM
bim1154: Inflatable Rhetoric: There's nothing anyone does in a bathroom that I want to see.

Yep... I never understood why people pissing and shiatting was such a turn on to some people.

/I know I opened the door for those Farkers who are experienced in this German enough to explain it.
 
2012-05-16 12:47:08 PM
Inflatable Rhetoric: There's nothing anyone does in a bathroom that I want to see.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-16 12:47:18 PM
It must be awfully sickening and disheartening to discover that someone you trusted in such a capacity is a regular old creep.
 
2012-05-16 12:47:43 PM
Inflatable Rhetoric: There's nothing anyone does in a bathroom that I want to see.

this

and if he hadn't cheaped out by going DIY he wouldn't have been caught. given what this arrest is going to cost these coat hook cameras would have been much better.
 
2012-05-16 12:49:23 PM
At least they are female this time. That's ok, right?
 
2012-05-16 12:49:44 PM
Let's go P!

/boilerup
 
2012-05-16 12:51:13 PM
bim1154: Inflatable Rhetoric: There's nothing anyone does in a bathroom that I want to see.

Yep... I never understood why people pissing and shiatting was such a turn on to some people.

/I know I opened the door for those Farkers who are experienced in this enough to explain it.


The heart wants what the heart wants.
 
2012-05-16 12:52:55 PM
Shocked it wasn't the men's room.

Pieces of shiat. Every damn religious person.
 
2012-05-16 12:55:33 PM
Just monitoring the pure concentrated evil coming out of her bum.
 
2012-05-16 12:58:06 PM
jmr61: Shocked it wasn't the men's room.

Pieces of shiat. Every damn religious person.


Absolutely! Just think of all those selfish pricks runing AIDs hostels, soup kitchens, post-paliative care, etc.! Get rid of 'em!

/Yeee-haaaw!
 
2012-05-16 12:59:22 PM
I'm not convinced that every person working in an organized religion is wacked-out, but I'm getting there.
 
2012-05-16 01:07:17 PM
ObscureNameHere: jmr61: Shocked it wasn't the men's room.

Pieces of shiat. Every damn religious person.

Absolutely! Just think of all those selfish pricks runing AIDs hostels, soup kitchens, post-paliative care, etc.! Get rid of 'em!

/Yeee-haaaw!


Ok. So there is a minority of religious persons committing the majority of crimes. The majority continue to contribute to the coffers of the church even after the fact. Therefore, I consider them just as responsible for the next debacle. If the faith itself did not exist, then the problem would not either.

It's ridiculous that every time someone does something like this, the religious community disavows them and labels them as a fringe element.

The people who run those charitable establishments would most likely do it even without a religion.

If it takes a book to say that you should help those that can not help themselves and not hurt others, you have issues.
 
2012-05-16 01:11:33 PM
When women pull down their pants to go, they generally don't loose their tops and play with themselves all porno like. What the hell could he be watching a split second glance of grainy 5 o'clock shadow snatch?
 
2012-05-16 01:12:07 PM
I'm not saying that everyone that is religious has a congregation and commits sexually deviant acts but everyone who committed sexually deviant acts upon his congregation was religious.
 
2012-05-16 01:12:15 PM
Woo hoo! Home town on Fark. Again...
 
2012-05-16 01:13:51 PM
FTFA: The pastor's office, Goldsmith reported, appeared identical to the office seen on one of the videos (down to a Superman mouse pad on the desk).

And that's when I looked down at my Superman mouse pad... and felt shame...
 
2012-05-16 01:14:39 PM
Not Greek Orthodox apparently?
1.bp.blogspot.com
/may NOT safely graze
 
2012-05-16 01:16:20 PM
Hey now, this is progress! At least it was the women's room this time...
 
2012-05-16 01:26:35 PM
ObscureNameHere: jmr61: Shocked it wasn't the men's room.

Pieces of shiat. Every damn religious person.

Absolutely! Just think of all those selfish pricks runing AIDs hostels, soup kitchens, post-paliative care, etc.! Get rid of 'em!

/Yeee-haaaw!



Yeah, but they do it only because they have to and not because they want to as a genuine gesture of good will towards their fellow man. It's in effect a selfish act. The 'good' they do is incidental.

In modern day marketing terms, it's merely brand promotion.
 
2012-05-16 01:31:28 PM
Inflatable Rhetoric: There's nothing anyone does in a bathroom that I want to see.

My thought exactly. I have never understood how water sports and bathroom voyeurism is a turn on for some people.
 
2012-05-16 01:32:33 PM
Inflatable Rhetoric: There's nothing anyone does in a bathroom that I want to see.

THIS

/I run the other way when I walk in on my wife taking a dump. That's a time for solitude, and for me not being grossed out.
 
2012-05-16 01:34:26 PM
Random Anonymous Blackmail: When women pull down their pants to go, they generally don't loose lose their tops and play with themselves all porno like. What the hell could he be watching a split second glance of grainy 5 o'clock shadow snatch?

FTFY

/pet peeve
//not a Rotsky
 
2012-05-16 01:55:08 PM
CJHardin: And here I thought the christian folk had higher morals.

[cdn-www.cracked.com image 400x195]

Genesis 19:30


Oh, he's not a True Christian™. A True Christian™ would never do something like this.
 
2012-05-16 02:13:01 PM
jmr61: Shocked it wasn't the men's boy's room.



Fixt!
 
2012-05-16 02:18:27 PM
Man, if he had only used Gorilla Glue he'd never run into any of this trouble at all. Pesky cops!
 
2012-05-16 02:37:45 PM
inner ted: [www.blogcdn.com image 400x600]

/oblig


That's what he said.

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-05-16 02:39:45 PM
I don't think these men are usually poop fetishists or even after "erotic" material, guys.
I'm not an expert, but I think it's more about voyeurism and seeing someone in a vulnerable state.
In this case, maybe he was after a specific woman or girl.
 
2012-05-16 02:45:11 PM
Anybody mentioned that at least it wasn't the mens room?
 
2012-05-16 02:49:48 PM
Thanks for the mammary Pastor. But that is gross.... couldn't you find a changing room somewhere? Or a beach shower?

A bathroom stall is just *not* the place for voyerisim.
 
2012-05-16 02:56:04 PM
"You did WHAT in my name?" -- Jesus
 
2012-05-16 02:56:18 PM
God-is-a-Taco: I don't think these men are usually poop fetishists or even after "erotic" material, guys.
I'm not an expert, but I think it's more about voyeurism and seeing someone in a vulnerable state.
In this case, maybe he was after a specific woman or girl.


Voyeurism is a natural part of human sexuality. We all like to observe others engaged in sex acts or other erotic behaviors. Hence, the success of porn. It isn't a desire to see someone in a vulnerable state. It isn't even considered a paraphilia unless the voyeur must peep in order to obtain sexual gratification. But taking a piss or a dump can hardly be considered erotic to most people. There's more to this guy than just being a voyeur.
 
2012-05-16 03:27:09 PM
He's counting the squares of toilet paper used, for next year's budget...yep
 
2012-05-16 03:40:06 PM
How much do you want to bet that this guy is anti-gay?
 
2012-05-16 05:02:13 PM
Inflatable Rhetoric: There's nothing anyone does in a bathroom that I want to see.

I came here to say something along these lines. WTF? Let's say your church has a consummation room for newlyweds. I could at least understand hiding a camera - but watching people shiat and piss? really? I'm sick - but that is really sick.
 
2012-05-16 05:19:32 PM
offmymeds: inner ted: [www.blogcdn.com image 400x600]

/oblig

That's what he said.


Is that the Larry Craig memorial stall at the MSP airport terminal by the Snoopy statue?
 
2012-05-16 07:34:52 PM
s-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2012-05-16 09:07:37 PM
CJHardin: And here I thought the christian folk had higher morals.

[cdn-www.cracked.com image 400x195]

Genesis 19:30


Ezekiel 23:20

I add this to the beginnings of Gideon's bibles in hotel rooms, under "H*rny for h*rd c*ck."
 
2012-05-16 10:30:24 PM
desertfool: CJHardin: And here I thought the christian folk had higher morals.

[cdn-www.cracked.com image 400x195]

Genesis 19:30

Ezekiel 23:20

I add this to the beginnings of Gideon's bibles in hotel rooms, under "H*rny for h*rd c*ck."


That's farking hot!
 
2012-05-17 12:07:11 PM
This guy was doing it all wrong. With western style toilets, the women would be sitting down and you will see basically nothing good with that air freshener camera. If you want to see some good turds, he needs to be a bit more creative and more dedicated.

That said, if this guy would just turn to the internet then he wouldn't need to film his own. There is so much wonderful material(especially thanks to Asian style squat toilets) that it is foolish to risk filming your own.

fark you to everyone judging my fetish. You don't need to understand my tastes in porn any more than I need to understand you taste in beer(all light beer sucks BTW). Its basically the same concept.
 
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