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(Yahoo)   Olrtxt dbt gvd bank mce isu weu es gr ezc ecb eu;de10yt=tweb es10yt=tweb   (ca.news.yahoo.com) divider line 27
    More: Interesting, GVD, WEU, European Central Bank, Capital Economics, Treasury bill, toilet attendant, euros, introduction of the euro  
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2012-05-16 10:38:30 AM  
If you read that out loud a hound of Tindalos will follow you until you file your taxes.
 
2012-05-16 10:44:29 AM  
YA RLY
 
2012-05-16 10:58:23 AM  
Only Ladies Read Tacky X-Ray Tracts. Don't Buy Texaco. Government Very Demented. Buy A New Knot. My Crotch Etches. I See U. Where's Every Underwear? Estevez Sucks. George Rules. Estevez Zaps Cuticles. Every U; Damn Every 10 Yelps, too=The Waste Eats Basket. Estevez Sucks 10 Yelps, Too=The Waste Eats Basket.
 
2012-05-16 10:59:00 AM  
Time for this week's edition of "Decipher the Headline"?
 
2012-05-16 11:02:24 AM  

Peki: Time for this week's edition of "Decipher the Headline"?


kennethauthor.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-16 11:05:04 AM  
From Yahoo the internet "giant" who can't even make a comment section work.
 
2012-05-16 11:08:20 AM  
Olrtxt dbt gvd bank mce isu weu es gr ezc ecb eu;de10yt=tweb es10yt=tweb

Clearly a typo. He meant to say "Ikerzr svr fcs vBJ NXW UAY QWY WA FE Wx WXV WY;SW`9TR-RQWV WA`9TR-RQWV"
 
2012-05-16 11:08:27 AM  
SEE, SEE I told you that the media was communicating with the lizard people!
 
2012-05-16 11:13:05 AM  

Shostie: Only Ladies Read Tacky X-Ray Tracts. Don't Buy Texaco. Government Very Demented. Buy A New Knot. My Crotch Etches. I See U. Where's Every Underwear? Estevez Sucks. George Rules. Estevez Zaps Cuticles. Every U; Damn Every 10 Yelps, too=The Waste Eats Basket. Estevez Sucks 10 Yelps, Too=The Waste Eats Basket.


Somewhere a podiatrist, one Dr. Estevez, is all "What? What'd I do this time?"
 
2012-05-16 11:13:30 AM  
How dare you?! My mother was a saint!
 
2012-05-16 11:21:13 AM  

Cheron: SEE, SEE I told you that the media was communicating with the lizard people!


I think it's actually liberal media speak for "we are going to take your guns and burn american flags."

Don't quote me on that, my liberal may be a little rusty.
 
2012-05-16 11:31:39 AM  
FBXRD! FBXRD!
 
2012-05-16 11:36:50 AM  
That was... damned funny!
 
2012-05-16 11:45:40 AM  

PonceAlyosha: If you read that out loud a hound of Tindalos will follow you until you file your taxes.


We now have a solution for the Greek debt crisis
 
2012-05-16 11:50:59 AM  
You can kind of decipher some of that: "dbt" is probably "debt", "gr" might be "Greece", "ecb" is "European Central Bank", and "de10yt" and "es10yt" is probably something about German (Deutsch) and Spanish (Espanol) 10-year treasuries. And I think I've seen "GVD" and "MCE" in the abbreviations of funds. Maybe it means something to somebody, or somebody's trading algorithm.

/Too many TLAs
 
2012-05-16 11:52:29 AM  

Shostie: Only Ladies Read Tacky X-Ray Tracts. Don't Buy Texaco. Government Very Demented. Buy A New Knot. My Crotch Etches. I See U. Where's Every Underwear? Estevez Sucks. George Rules. Estevez Zaps Cuticles. Every U; Damn Every 10 Yelps, too=The Waste Eats Basket. Estevez Sucks 10 Yelps, Too=The Waste Eats Basket.


No quack.
 
2012-05-16 12:07:46 PM  
Apparently they are now outsourcing headline composition to cats.
 
2012-05-16 12:11:10 PM  
First I thought, bad subby. Then I clicked the link, and thought I'd had a stroke.
 
2012-05-16 12:26:01 PM  
Drink more ovaltine..
 
2012-05-16 12:28:17 PM  
More evidence that the taint of Cthulhu has infested Yahoo.
 
2012-05-16 01:25:18 PM  
Olrtxt = XML Text format

dbt = debt markets
gvd = Government debt
bank
mce = macroeconomics
isu = new issues debt / equity
weu = western europe
es = Spain
gr = Greece
ezc
ecb = European central bank
eu = European Union

https://customers.reuters.com/training/trainingCRMdata/promo_content/ R eutersCodes.pdf

It still doesn't make much sense even if you know what (most of) the codes mean.
 
2012-05-16 01:34:57 PM  
If you put that into Google Translate for German it beat-boxes
 
2012-05-16 02:23:22 PM  
Nobody expects the Spanish EZC ECB EU;DE10YT=TWEB ES10YT=TWEB!
 
2012-05-16 03:22:39 PM  
Authentic prairie gibberish.

/the sheriff is near
 
2012-05-16 07:18:57 PM  
"Hey, kid."

i112.photobucket.com

"I'm a computer."
 
2012-05-16 09:10:09 PM  
Under new management...

www.cccp.dk
 
2012-05-16 11:54:55 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
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