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(Sun Sentinel)   What do you do with a drunken Saylor? Put some clothes on her til she's sober. HO HO and up she rises. Ear-lye in the morning   (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) divider line 38
    More: Florida, ho ho, Saylor, relaxed pronunciation, affidavit states, St. Augustine, Weather warning, arrest affidavit, St. Johns Deputies  
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2012-05-16 12:02:18 PM
Lock her in a box, and toss her o-ver,
Lock her in a box, and toss her o-ver,
Lock her in a box, and toss her o-ver,
Ear-lye in the morning...


take it!...
 
2012-05-16 12:03:55 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

/hawt like my undies.
 
2012-05-16 12:04:39 PM
Shove her in with the captain's butler,
Shove her in with the captain's butler,
Shove her in with the captain's butler,
Ear-ly in the morning!

keep it going...
 
2012-05-16 12:05:04 PM

gopher321: Lock her in a box, and toss her o-ver,
Lock her in a box, and toss her o-ver,
Lock her in a box, and toss her o-ver,
Ear-lye in the morning...


take it!...


She's got sharp knees so pass the eyebleach
She's got sharp knees so pass the eyebleach
She's got sharp knees so pass the eyebleach
Ear-lye in the morning!
 
2012-05-16 12:05:08 PM
" . . . when she began yelling at a woman before pulling down her own pants in public to expose her bare butt while telling the woman, "Come get some (female dog expletive),"

I hope we find out what she said.
 
2012-05-16 12:06:12 PM
FTA:

Come get some [female dog expletive].

Come get some, [female dog expletive].


The comma makes all the difference.
 
2012-05-16 12:06:16 PM


She's got sharp knees so pass the eyebleach


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-16 12:06:18 PM
After viewing the mugshot, I have to feel sorry for the neighbors.
 
2012-05-16 12:07:20 PM
In this case throw her back in the sea. Yuk!
 
2012-05-16 12:10:29 PM
FloriDUH....haha...that's pretty clever. Even the Sun-Sentinel has a sense of humor about their state.
 
2012-05-16 12:11:34 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time. *buuurrppp*
 
2012-05-16 12:12:13 PM

ChipNASA: She's got sharp knees so pass the eyebleach

cn1.kaboodle.com

 
2012-05-16 12:20:36 PM
thread more interesting than article
 
2012-05-16 12:22:02 PM
Woof. Nein, danke.
 
2012-05-16 12:25:55 PM
At the jail, Saylor's BAL registered .194, a level more than double the legal limit.

there's a BAL legal limit for walking around your neighborhood?
 
2012-05-16 12:26:58 PM
The deputy is now on disability, having plucked-out his own eyes,
 
2012-05-16 12:27:05 PM

pute kisses like a man: thread more interesting than article


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-16 12:27:18 PM
i141.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-16 12:28:39 PM

trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 501x375]


Just doing my part.....


www.themercury.com.au
 
2012-05-16 12:30:40 PM
Ladies and gentlemen...The Irish Rovers! Link
 
2012-05-16 12:40:59 PM

Coelacanth: Ladies and gentlemen...The Irish Rovers! Link


shave his belly with a rusty razor,
shave his belly with a rusty razor,
shave his belly with a rusty razor,
tetanus in the morning.
/from youtube comments
 
2012-05-16 12:51:57 PM
Pack her ass
with broken glass
and circumcise the Skipp.....what's that? Wrong Song? .....never mind.
 
2012-05-16 12:54:05 PM

trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 501x375]


What am I missing here...why attribute a quote from the politician/actor (Fred I-forget-his-name) in Red October to "The Rock" and show a picture of Vin Diesel?
 
2012-05-16 12:54:12 PM
But I did not flash the deputy.
 
2012-05-16 12:55:25 PM
she should have been charged with indecent exposure way before the clothes came off
 
2012-05-16 01:17:16 PM

Rhypskallion: keep it going...


All right....

Kick her in the box and firmly shove her,
Kick her in the box and firmly shove her,
Kick her in the box and firmly shove her,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Hoo-ray, and whoops, she flashes!
Hoo-ray, and whoops, she flashes!
Hoo-ray, and whoops, she flashes!
Earl-eye in the morning!

Next?
 
2012-05-16 01:20:24 PM

ChipNASA: She's got sharp knees so pass the eyebleach

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x313]


ChipNASA: ChipNASA: She's got sharp knees so pass the eyebleach

[cn1.kaboodle.com image 282x300]


ChipNASA: trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 501x375]

Just doing my part.....


[www.themercury.com.au image 315x461]


How are we to judge the sharpness of their knees if they are out of frame ?!?
 
2012-05-16 02:25:28 PM
So... you can print the word "boobs", but not "bi*ch"?
 
2012-05-16 02:59:02 PM
i306.photobucket.com

"Abner! Abner! Come and see. Come and see! What IS that?"
 
2012-05-16 03:10:57 PM
There should be a notice "cannot be unseen"
 
2012-05-16 03:12:35 PM
Why don't the hot ones with big boobs ever act this way?

/It's always the fugly ones.
 
2012-05-16 05:06:50 PM

Deucednuisance: Rhypskallion: keep it going...

All right....

Kick her in the box and firmly shove her,
Kick her in the box and firmly shove her,
Kick her in the box and firmly shove her,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Hoo-ray, and whoops, she flashes!
Hoo-ray, and whoops, she flashes!
Hoo-ray, and whoops, she flashes!
Earl-eye in the morning!

Next?


Keelhaul her 'til she's sober,
Keelhaul her 'til she's sober,
Keelhaul her 'til she's sober,
Ear-ly in the morning!

Next!
 
2012-05-16 05:16:55 PM
Throw 'er on the dock after we rape her,
Throw 'er on the dock after we rape her,
Throw 'er on the dock after we rape her,
Arrr-lie in the morning
 
2012-05-16 05:41:58 PM

bingethinker: [i306.photobucket.com image 215x174]

"Abner! Abner! Come and see. Come and see! What IS that?"


OK, I'll admit it. I LOLed.

/I'm stealing that.
 
2012-05-16 05:44:13 PM

Curious: At the jail, Saylor's BAL registered .194, a level more than double the legal limit.

there's a BAL legal limit for walking around your neighborhood?


Oh, and this. Nowhere in the article does it say she was driving, riding or even sleeping in, on or near a car. So why the "legal limit" shiat?
 
2012-05-16 06:07:14 PM
That's a daytime hooker.
 
2012-05-17 12:26:46 AM
Even with the crappy pic. I say HELL NO!
 
2012-05-17 12:48:02 AM
FTA: Categories: North Florida (668), Yes, alcohol was involved (351)

Someone at the Sun-Sentinel has been reading FARK.
 
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