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(My Fox DC)   DC Metro can't wait for you to get the hell off of its trains   ( divider line
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9462 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 May 2012 at 1:17 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-05-16 01:43:32 PM  
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Wellon Dowd: That's probably not the most dangerous part of riding on the Red Line.

The Orange Line, with the bar car and the complementary Grey Poupon, is much more civilized.

Well at least we Red liners dont mingle with the folks from the Green line.
2012-05-16 01:28:36 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "It's scary," says rider Jessica Kelly. "I mean, if anyone was leaning on the doors - I know they say don't lean on the doors, but every day there's somebody leaning on the doors - so if there was someone leaning on there at that point, I don't know what would have happened."

2012-05-16 01:25:37 PM  
1 vote:
Could be worse.........
2012-05-16 01:21:48 PM  
1 vote:
2012-05-16 12:02:50 PM  
1 vote:
"We told you to step back to allow the doors to close, asshole."

2012-05-16 11:37:18 AM  
1 vote:

kronicfeld: Eh, it was the red line; that's just chlorining the gene pool.

I resemble that remark.
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